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so yesterday at college, i was just listening to my ipod minding my own business, and i realized I had to pee before class. while most days i just walk into the bathroom and do what I have to do, wash my hands, and get back out, it was a little different this time around. i remember seeing one of the cute girls from my class walking around with her iphone talking to her boyfriend or something, she is a cute brunette about 5'4 and pretty skinny. that day she had heels on and the click, click of her shoes on the hard floor outside the classroom was driving me crazy. i was a little hypnotized by her beauty that i forgot that I had to go pee because class was gonna start in like 2 minutes.
i go the bathroom, and the very first thing i notice is the awkward absence of urinals. the bathroom looked exactly like a boys bathroom except that here was no urinals. it was a strange experience. in my confusion of watching the hot girl and thinking about my upcoming american history class and if we were gonna have a pop quiz or not, i had totally forgot to check the little boys sign outside the bathroom, and now i realized I had to get out of that hostile battle zone as soon as i can.
but, right at that moment, i hear a distinct click, click outside the door. i immediately recognize the sound and realize the hot girl who was on her iphone is gonna come in here and take a piss or something. i had no choice. i knew it was wrong but there was no other escape. i quickly run into one of the stalls and lock it and stand on top of the toilet seat.
the girl comes in, looks at herself in the mirror (i'm peeking from over the stall) but thankfully she doesn't take a piss or anything. i'm just there thinking, thank god, it would be totally morally and ethically wrong for me to watch a girl take a piss. not to mention i could never fantasize about her ever again after that.
so she leaves, the coast is clear. i rush out of the girls bathroom and go to class. but in my hurry i forget that i had to go pee in the first place, and i never did actually manage to take a piss. thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
on the positive side there was no pop quiz
 
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On October 05 2012 09:47 farvacola wrote:
ok StateofReverie
lol, could have fooled me too. Perhaps this is his alt account?
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I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his.
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thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
usually that happens when something comes out of your penis. and there's only two things that commonly come out of your penis. you tell us which one you think it is.
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On October 05 2012 09:53 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened, usually that happens when something comes out of your penis. and there's only two things that commonly come out of your penis. you tell us which one you think it is.
sorry for the misunderstanding. i meant that i somehow wet myself even though i never intended to take a piss. i had a lot of adrenaline in this situation so i don't remember ever peeing. i know that I wasn't dreaming, because if I had a wet dream, that would happen to the be the second thing you reference, not pee. but it's hard to be excitable with a full bladder, i know this from experience
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Well, I don't feel the automatic urge to 1-star you, so I'll assume you're not State ...
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thats when i realize that my boxers are wet. i don't even know how that happened,
That's... wonderful. I don't think I've ever heard of that happening to college-age kids. Was she really that hot or were you just that scared of being caught in the girl's bathroom?
Also,
the girl comes in, looks at herself in the mirror (i'm peeking from over the stall)
WTF!
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On October 05 2012 09:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his.
No, an inexperienced eye might might buy your pretense of having decent grammar, but anyone else will see through the fog of pretentiousness and see your poor phrasing/choice of words.
I would also like to add that, as of reading this blog, I officially deny that you, the person whose antics are described in EffervescentAureola's blogs, exists.
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I assure you I am not EffervescentAureola. For one thing my stories is a lot better than his
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Russian Federation3631 Posts
I see shit-posting AI has improved much over the years...it's even learning from it's mistakes.
the horror, the horror
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I was visiting a museum few weeks ago. The lobby is very dim and dark so walking down the hallway it gradually gets darker to the point where you cant distinguish the bathroom doors. I blindly stumble into the restroom and noticed the lack of urinals, it took me a few seconds to realize what I just done.
Fortunately, it was a quiet day so nobody was there, ran the hell out of there just in time before anyone saw an idiot walk into the female restroom.
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On October 05 2012 10:07 StateofReverie wrote:
I assure you I am not EffervescentAureola. For one thing my stories is a lot better than his
I see what you did there...
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Well it could have been worse, but next time try not creeping on a chick from the inside of the girls bathroom.
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Could have been worse, you know. She could have needed to shit.
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I did that once. There was already a girl in there. She saw me walking in, so I told her that she was in the wrong washroom. She said sorry and rushed out. I then peed.
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If Hot Bid is trolling us with SoR and Aureola, he needs to stop.
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StateofReverie has some competition in town lol
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3030 Posts
disgusting =\
1/5 to even out rabid's 5/5
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On October 05 2012 11:27 Azera wrote:
If Hot Bid is trolling us with SoR and Aureola, he needs to stop.
I never even considered that.
After baller got outed, he had to go somewhere...
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I've walked into the girls room twice in high school. Luckily both times they were empty. The second I asked myself, "Where are the urinals -- oh shiiiiii" I would shift into reverse. The first time I did it, no one saw it. The second time, at a different school, I backed out and turned around. There was this black guy laughing his ass off at me, he almost doubled over. My response was putting up my arms and declaring, "I didn't see nothing!"
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On October 05 2012 10:02 babylon wrote:
Well, I don't feel the automatic urge to 1-star you, so I'll assume you're not State ...
Yup...this guy isn't a 'career blogger', so no 1/5 from me either :D
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On October 05 2012 11:01 Chairman Ray wrote:
I did that once. There was already a girl in there. She saw me walking in, so I told her that she was in the wrong washroom. She said sorry and rushed out. I then peed.
Wait wait. You went into a girl's bathroom and told her she was in the wrong one?
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On October 05 2012 12:54 Artline wrote:Show nested quote +On October 05 2012 11:01 Chairman Ray wrote:
I did that once. There was already a girl in there. She saw me walking in, so I told her that she was in the wrong washroom. She said sorry and rushed out. I then peed. Wait wait. You went into a girl's bathroom and told her she was in the wrong one?
LoL, that's hilarious
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What the hell lol.
Also....
On October 05 2012 09:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his. On October 05 2012 10:07 StateofReverie wrote:
I assure you I am not EffervescentAureola. For one thing my stories is a lot better than his
Since it seems to be how everyone wants everything to be settled these days, 1v1 Bo9 all races grudgematch to a) prove that you're not the same person, 2) decide the truly superior bad blogger, and iii) entertain us? :x
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I went to a girl bathroom in college once as well. I found it extremely weird that there were no urinals and there were reddish pink stalls in them, I thought nothing of them since I've seen stalls painted of similar color before in men's restrooms so I took a quick piss. I went out normally and it wasn't until I was outside that the trip back to the class felt different. The exit from the restroom was actually like 5 feet away from the restroom instead of the normal 10 feet which I had gotten used to since it had become a routine to go to the restroom with the walfway break that the teacher gave us from our 3 hour class. Thankfully, the only 2 girls in the class had gone to actually buy a coke from the soda machine towards the other end of the building and nobody actually saw anything. I should point out that there were only 10 people in the class and it was an afteroon class, around 6:30pm when we were the only class in the building.
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Better responses than running to a stall away from the girl:
"Oh, I'm in the wrong bathroom. That's embarrassing. Enjoy your piss and/or shit, madam"
"So, come here often?"
"*Point at the sink*That explains why these urinals were hard to piss into"
"Excuse me, just retrieving a video camera I... lost"
"Hi, I'm Daniel...le"
"Sorry, guy's bathroom ran out of toilet paper"
"Sorry, guy's bathroom smells bad."
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Wait, StateofReverie is a guy?
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On October 05 2012 13:46 DigiGnar wrote:
Wait, StateofReverie is a guy?
Are you serious, lol? Thought that was obvious...he even made a bunch of girl blogs, and generally has never implied that he is a she who is a lesbian etc. :S
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lol I remember doing that when I was camping.
I walked in and I had to take a shit really bad so I run into the wrong bathroom, don't even notice there are no stalls and only toilets, run into one and start my shit.
I then notice that I heard some girls talking and I remember thinking "why the fuck are they in the mens restroom?". Then heard some more girls come into the bathroom (of course when I am in the wrong bathroom they just kept on coming LOL). After hearing more girls coming in I think "fuck am I really in the wrong bathroom?". I sit there and just wait until they all left. Then I bolted out as fast as I could. Of course a girl walks in as i'm running out and she gave me a look and then walked out to make sure she was going into the right bathroom rofl.
Ah fun times only time I have ever been in one.
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On October 05 2012 12:01 Dfgj wrote:Show nested quote +On October 05 2012 11:27 Azera wrote:
If Hot Bid is trolling us with SoR and Aureola, he needs to stop. I never even considered that. After baller got outed, he had to go somewhere...
Yeah my thoughts exactly!
On October 05 2012 09:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing my grammar is a lot better than his.
On October 05 2012 09:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I assure you I am not StateOfReverie. For one thing, my grammar is a lot better than his.
Fixed that for you.
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The question is, why do you even bother typing out these kind of blogs.
Damn, so you wet yourself after going to the girls stall? Interesting, please tell us more.
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Cant tell if you ejaculated or peed yourself. EIther way, what is wrong with you.
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