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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
September 27 2012 15:17 GMT
#1
I have a new business idea guys. I plan to get a syringe and inject vodka into fruits such as apples and oranges then sell them. Do you have any opinions on this? Would you buy them to try?

I plan to call my business AlcoholicFruits. Feedback please.

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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
September 27 2012 15:19 GMT
#2
Name's good, I say do it
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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
September 27 2012 15:24 GMT
#3
Sounds legit.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46291 Posts
September 27 2012 15:24 GMT
#4
How is that fundamentally different than just soaking fruits in alcohol?
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huha59
Profile Joined January 2012
United States26 Posts
September 27 2012 15:24 GMT
#5
How would you make it so an even distribution of alcohol was throughout the fruit. Not a bite of straight liquor and the rest is just apple?
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
September 27 2012 15:25 GMT
#6
Yeah i'd try it especially in a novelty tourist setting. In thailand they do magic mushroom milkshakes. that sounds much better to me than alcohol fruits to be honest with you.
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AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2597 Posts
September 27 2012 15:26 GMT
#7
I think you should keep the name, but change the business idea to a gay bar.
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QzYSc2
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands281 Posts
September 27 2012 15:26 GMT
#8
you should make alcoholic-free alcoholicfruits too like alcoholic-free beer
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 27 2012 15:26 GMT
#9
you have to make sure it actually tastes good

i think it's going to be tricky to have alcohol evenly distributed in a fruit, you'd need to grow it with alcohol instead of water without having it chemically altered, which sounds like a pretty fucking hard problem (but will probably be figured out one day by some Japanese dude and sold for 1000000 JPY in Isetan)

Anyway, even if it does taste okay if you just randomly inject vodka into an apple, it sounds like it's going to involve a lot of manual labour or some serious investment into advanced machinery.

Assuming you go with manual labour since it's much easier to set up, as you don't have to invent a machine first. Given that you live in Malaysia, and I'm going to make an ignorant assumption that labour is relatively cheap there, you are looking at a serious crew if you want to turn this into a profitable business (meaning not something like a lemonade stand set up by a 5 year old) by any means. Then you have to deal with a slew of health regulations, sanitation of workstations, business registration, payroll, taxation, etc. Pricing such products may present another challenge. If the price is too high, no one will want to buy them, but you won't be able to make a profit (give the huge crew you have employed mass producing these products) if you make them too cheap. You also don't want to resort to cheaper raw materials, as they may ruin your brand before you even begin.

Finally, no one is going to buy a drugged up apple bleeding alcohol from some random dude off some beaten road just to get drunk. Doesn't that sound sketchy to you?
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huha59
Profile Joined January 2012
United States26 Posts
September 27 2012 15:27 GMT
#10
Isn't a non alcoholic fruit just a fruit?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46291 Posts
September 27 2012 15:29 GMT
#11
On September 28 2012 00:26 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
I think you should keep the name, but change the business idea to a gay bar.


I think you win the thread.
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Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
September 27 2012 15:41 GMT
#12
On September 28 2012 00:27 huha59 wrote:
Isn't a non alcoholic fruit just a fruit?


I assume that was the joke...
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
September 27 2012 15:45 GMT
#13
next thing you know, apples will be banned from schools because kids will bring them with their lunches. or... we'll see a lot of viral videos of teachers who got drunk from eating those alcoholic fruits.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
September 27 2012 15:50 GMT
#14
On September 28 2012 00:26 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
I think you should keep the name, but change the business idea to a gay bar.

/thread
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
September 27 2012 15:51 GMT
#15
Could work, you'd need to be in a place full of college kids who want to get away. Go to like Cancun or something and do it, try it for a year and then give it a shot.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
September 27 2012 15:54 GMT
#16
Patent pending. I'll use fruits with round corners. I'm in, you're out.
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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
September 27 2012 15:56 GMT
#17
On September 28 2012 00:26 Cambium wrote:
you have to make sure it actually tastes good

i think it's going to be tricky to have alcohol evenly distributed in a fruit, you'd need to grow it with alcohol instead of water without having it chemically altered, which sounds like a pretty fucking hard problem (but will probably be figured out one day by some Japanese dude and sold for 1000000 JPY in Isetan)

Anyway, even if it does taste okay if you just randomly inject vodka into an apple, it sounds like it's going to involve a lot of manual labour or some serious investment into advanced machinery.

Assuming you go with manual labour since it's much easier to set up, as you don't have to invent a machine first. Given that you live in Malaysia, and I'm going to make an ignorant assumption that labour is relatively cheap there, you are looking at a serious crew if you want to turn this into a profitable business (meaning not something like a lemonade stand set up by a 5 year old) by any means. Then you have to deal with a slew of health regulations, sanitation of workstations, business registration, payroll, taxation, etc. Pricing such products may present another challenge. If the price is too high, no one will want to buy them, but you won't be able to make a profit (give the huge crew you have employed mass producing these products) if you make them too cheap. You also don't want to resort to cheaper raw materials, as they may ruin your brand before you even begin.

Finally, no one is going to buy a drugged up apple bleeding alcohol from some random dude off some beaten road just to get drunk. Doesn't that sound sketchy to you?


I see what you mean. Problem is I have zero engineering expertise so making a machine is definitely not feasible for me. Perhaps if the diffusion problem proves too tricky I may switch to injecting vodka into sponge cakes.
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
September 27 2012 16:00 GMT
#18
That's a great idea.
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Hyren
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States817 Posts
September 27 2012 16:05 GMT
#19
Tried soaking vodka into a watermelon last summer. Results were uneven at best.
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Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 16:43:20
September 27 2012 16:39 GMT
#20
how would you keep the fruit from rotting and such.

It's not shippable and doubtful it would be profitable. Whos gunna pay klike 5$ for a vodka apple. When they can just buy mixed drinks. It is less sociable than drinking, maybe if was in the right place with the right marketting.

Make good names for the different alcoholic fruits:

Bad Apple
Wobbly Watermelon
Blackout Blueberries
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