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On September 20 2012 17:39 SeeKeR wrote:Show nested quote +On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote:
Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice
1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it
2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it
3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack
4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter
5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!"
EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution
YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title) Nobody else post. This guy just won the thread
Isn't this actually taken from a certain 4chan meme/well-known creepy story or whatever?
Soooo many amazing comments hahaha
On September 21 2012 01:54 Rekrul wrote:
she probably gives discounts to people she feels sorry for
put some ice on dat
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I love your blogs, keep up the good work!
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The best part is that he gets called out for being a pathological liar and yet he gets the attention he wants as a result. There's tons of reds in this thread and an awful lot of responses for what is an unspectacular OP.
The joke is on all of us 
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On September 23 2012 11:30 MountainDewJunkie wrote:The best part is that he gets called out for being a pathological liar and yet he gets the attention he wants as a result. There's tons of reds in this thread and an awful lot of responses for what is an unspectacular OP. The joke is on all of us
It's the Rebecca Black syndrome. Being awful in this society is a good because you can whore yourself for attention.
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Question:
A) Are you Richard Pryor?
b) Is this Brewster's Millions?
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On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 20 2012 23:17 Chill wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit. I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last. Show nested quote +On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something. Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry. I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch Show nested quote +On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote:So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him? I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this. Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true  He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him. Show nested quote +On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem! Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends.
I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion.
Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question.
I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED
brb editing post
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I personally believe that he's telling the honest truth here. All his other blogs are so boring that SOMETHING exciting and unique has to happen for him to blog about.
Frankly, he would be a better blogger if he lied more and told more interesting stories.
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On September 23 2012 15:56 JieXian wrote:Show nested quote +On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 23:17 Chill wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit. I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last. On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something. Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry. I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote:So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him? I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this. Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him. On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem! Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends. I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion. Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question. I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED brb editing post
well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
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On September 22 2012 10:17 Aerisky wrote:Show nested quote +On September 20 2012 17:39 SeeKeR wrote:On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote:
Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice
1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it
2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it
3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack
4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter
5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!"
EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution
YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title) Nobody else post. This guy just won the thread Isn't this actually taken from a certain 4chan meme/well-known creepy story or whatever? Soooo many amazing comments hahaha Show nested quote +On September 21 2012 01:54 Rekrul wrote:
she probably gives discounts to people she feels sorry for put some ice on dat
sort of. "Spaghetti stories" are when someone drops their spaghetti, or embarrasses them-self in public, usually in front of a woman
the Fanny Pack is a reference which evolved from that. there are literally hundreds of spaghetti stories, but this one is original.
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On September 24 2012 02:09 StateofReverie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 23 2012 15:56 JieXian wrote:On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 23:17 Chill wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit. I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last. On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something. Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry. I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote:So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him? I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this. Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him. On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem! Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends. I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion. Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question. I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED brb editing post well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
You completely missed the point of what everyone else is trying to tell you
Also lol, comparing yourself to Flash. Priceless.
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On September 24 2012 02:09 StateofReverie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 23 2012 15:56 JieXian wrote:On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 23:17 Chill wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit. I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last. On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something. Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry. I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote:So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him? I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this. Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him. On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem! Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends. I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion. Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question. I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED brb editing post well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life?
I'm offended that you thought that I thought that your life was "too good to be true"
like seriously
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On September 24 2012 04:55 JieXian wrote:Show nested quote +On September 24 2012 02:09 StateofReverie wrote:On September 23 2012 15:56 JieXian wrote:On September 21 2012 00:37 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 23:17 Chill wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit. I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last. On September 20 2012 14:03 Aerisky wrote:
Make it clear that you're not interested or whatever, but be nice to her... let her down easy but you could at least make a friend.
Care to share why you're trying to get rid of your money? I really can't think of one. I only know of people trying to spend money before they apply for scholarships because too much money in your account could prevent a need-based or something. Well, I was trying not to mention anything about drugs so I will keep what I say breif and general. Regarding my meal plan, we are allowed 400$ to spend at a food court place. I have gone through all of that so now I have been using my debit card and cash from my checkings account to pay for food. I also withdraw money to pay for weed. My dad has given me 500 dollars already and said just let him know when he needs to put in more money. I had about 300 dollars there. So technically i spent all my money on drugs while I spent my parents money for college stuff like food and books and laundry. I am trying to boost up how much I have spent to cover weed costs. I have been just spending money to see how much I could get away spending and I will find out this saturday when I see my dad for brunch On September 21 2012 00:10 Chill wrote:On September 21 2012 00:01 Tommie wrote:So wait. This dude exaggerates stories about a girl giving him discounts hence being into him? I mean, being young is a good excuse for many kinds of pathetic behaviour but I just don't get this. Now if I would exaggerate my life only a little bit no one would ever believe that it was true He's trying to be an internet personality. I'm sure all these stories are seeded in some truth originally. They either happened to him or a friend or he heard it through a friend, etc. and then he exaggerates it and posts it as if it happened to him. On September 21 2012 00:24 JieXian wrote:On September 20 2012 23:01 Ikidomari wrote:On September 20 2012 21:54 StateofReverie wrote:On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote:
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written. Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right? I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem! Dude with that post he's obviously trolling hahahah because I see myself in that last line there hahahaha The classic acting sad/offended move over nothing, not that I do it much I for one don't mind his behaviour as much as Chill does, though you can say that I'm biased. Especially with Hawaiianpig's golden reply hahaha Uh I am honestly offended that you think I am making or exagerating any of this. I haven't made any of this up. This has all happened to me and none of them are stories from my friends. I'm seriously offended that you can take offense when I'm just stating my opinion. Now I'm even more offended because I feel so stupid because I picked the wrong answer to the troll or idiot question. I'm so hurt that I said that I saw myself in there. Whatever's left of my reputation was RUINED brb editing post well if you call someone like Flash's life FAKE because he is living an unrealistic fantasy that will happen to only .000001% of the entire population, wouldn't Flash be a little offended that you think his life is basically too good to be true or that you don't believe that he is having such a great life? I'm offended that you thought that I thought that your life was "too good to be true" like seriously
I am sorry for making such an assumption at the cost of your offense. I will try not to do that again
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