On September 20 2012 13:58 Elegy wrote: dude what is wrong with you?
Try to be a decent, kind, caring person.
She is being friendly, you respond in kind. Simple. You spend all of five seconds exchanging pleasantries, then you go eat.
It really is hard to do it to every person you meet
You serious? You don't have to be overly nice to every single person you meet but if someone is going out of their way to try and help you out (being a college student and poor as fuck, I'd love it if someone was giving me discounts on food), try and show a bit of kindness back. I'm not saying ask her out or have sex with her, just exchange nice words everytime you see her. That's all you have to do, if the moment comes and she finally makes the move and asks you out, just say no or if you stuggle with that option, say you have a girlfriend and her name is shelly (close enough to shelke :D )
EDIT: I'm guessing you have never worked in a high traffic retail job before have you?
Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
On September 20 2012 17:35 Ikidomari wrote: Look. StateofReverie, ignore all these trolls. here's some honest, down to earth advice 1: Buy spaghetti for lunch, lots of it 2: Wear a fanny pack, don't ask me where you're meant to get one, just get it 3: don't keep the spaghetti in a normal Tupperware container that it comes in, transfer it to the fanny pack 4: when you go to pay her, ask if she needs to weigh the spaghetti, and without waiting for her to say anything, start dumping it on the counter 5: "Accidentally" drop your spaghetti on the cashier, and run away crying, it would help if you could also pee yourself or have diarrhea
EDIT: When she says "Hello" say "Y-y-you Too!" EDIT 2: It would really be a *Sunglasses* Messy Solution YEEAAAAHHH (See blog title)
Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
To be fair chill, I think he's just got a narcissistic personality disorder, and doesn't realize he sounds like a huge douche, maybe I should get him to fill out the narcissism checklist from my psych class and see how he scores :F
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
I don't think you know how to use irony correctly, you should probably google it or something, and getting offended that easily is a bit of a problem, maybe talk to your university's counselor/psychologist? :3 I hope this helped! Good luck with your girl problem!
Irritating you with discounts...? Maybe if you explained why you were looking to spend as much money as possible over a longer period of time (I couldn't imagine any reasonable explanation) this would make an ounce more sense than it does as it is.
On September 20 2012 21:42 Chill wrote: Stop lying about everything you write. It's okay if you write a lot of Blogs but make them real. There is precisely 0% chance this Blog is true as it's written.
Oh I'm sorry. Since it was about a girl I thought it would be appropriate to say [girl blog]. Of course, you already know that my titles are pretty ironic already right?
I also think it is a bit foolish to say that it is 0% true....I am somewhat offended that you don't believe any of my blogs are true
Nope, there are several reasons. You said you started university a few weeks ago. People don't start giving discounts a few weeks into a job. And then you dropped the less-than-subtle "I'm trying to spend a lot of money now". It's bullshit.
I know you're trying to be some personality on TL, but if it's all based on lies and exaggerations then you're not going to last.
op if you had ever used your wee wee before you'd know that just because someone is being nice to you it doesnt automatically mean they want to tickle your pickle. you have to buy more overpriced drugs from upperclassmen before your freshman ass can score some of that sweet lunch lady tail
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my girlblogs are where i have trouble getting girls...u have a girl wanting u and being nice to u 
