EPTI never knew there were stand-up wipers...
How do obese people wipe. - Page 4
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Rimstalker
Germany734 Posts
I never knew there were stand-up wipers... | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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PassionFruit
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And why would you ball up TP? You can only use it once and it's a horrible waste of surface area. :/ I assume most people, regardless of obesity, can do just fine wiping in a normal fashion. But for those morbidly obese, I would guess they have a special tool they could put in their pocket and use whenever they need. Not that big a deal imo. | ||
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Game
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Kreb
4834 Posts
On August 22 2012 06:57 Roe wrote: I do the half stand, half sit wipe. You know, where you're sort of leaning to one side. Isnt that pretty much the reason people vote different? You're sort of leaning to a side and putting some/all weight on your feet (like when standing) instead of on your butt/thighs (like when sitting). But you're not exactly standing straight up either and you're still kinda leaning onto the toilet seat for stability. So some call the same position standing, some call it sitting? | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
Also folded tissue paper for me, feels like u have more control of where the tissue starts and ends, unlike with a balled up one where ur fingers would be around it and u like misjudge how much the paper covers ur fingers. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote: I'm 6'7 350, which is obese despite having shoulders twice as broad as my torso, and I wipe just fine. Having played sports with at least 100 obese people, I can also say none of them have ever had a problem wiping. My mother is morbidly obese and wipes like a normal person as well. I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money. Are Icelandic people some morph of the human race where their arms aren't long enough (ironically, like a Mexican) to function like a normal human being? I've seen people like that and often wondered myself, but in my experience with formidably obese American football linemen and a few outside of sports, absolutely no problems. I know that's an early post in this thread but I'm surprised that you have in depth knowledge of the wiping methods of 100 obese people and your mother. I call BS. | ||
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PaqMan
United States1475 Posts
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Game
3191 Posts
On August 23 2012 00:14 Djzapz wrote: I know that's an early post in this thread but I'm surprised that you have in depth knowledge of the wiping methods of 100 obese people and your mother. I call BS. Granted hockey locker rooms aren't as flamboyant and you're Canadian, I'd guess you haven't played sports for the majority of your life and thus don't truly understand the dynamic social aspect of them. | ||
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TheKwas
Iceland372 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On August 23 2012 11:44 TheKwas wrote: Hockey locker rooms are pretty flamboyant, just good luck getting morbidly obese people to skate Well even obese people gotta skate | ||
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russian
21 Posts
I can only think of choosing to enter a room through a narrowly cracked door instead of a fully opening it first. | ||
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puppykiller
United States3126 Posts
lol did not see that coming | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
On August 23 2012 10:03 Game wrote: Granted hockey locker rooms aren't as flamboyant and you're Canadian, I'd guess you haven't played sports for the majority of your life and thus don't truly understand the dynamic social aspect of them. I can definitely corroborate the claim that in sports locker rooms, you WILL have conversations about how you (morbidly obese or not) wipe your ass. This is a typical locker room conversation topic. Edit: FUCK ARE YOI SERIOUS THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED FOR POST 8000 | ||
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TheKwas
Iceland372 Posts
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jpak
United States5045 Posts
On August 24 2012 01:38 Blazinghand wrote: I can definitely corroborate the claim that in sports locker rooms, you WILL have conversations about how you (morbidly obese or not) wipe your ass. This is a typical locker room conversation topic. Edit: FUCK ARE YOI SERIOUS THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED FOR POST 8000 Making a post about wiping your ass for your 8000th post is totally worth it! | ||
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matiK23
United States963 Posts
But after reading this blog and people questioning if there were really people standing up wiping their ass, I decided to try sitting down, shifting my weight on one butt cheek, and wiping. Holy shit. My whole life has been a lie. Not only cleaner wipes when sitting down but less toilet paper, and also the distance to reaching my butthole while sitting is shorter, making it more comfortable to me. Thank you guys. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
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Mr.Bimbles
Iceland457 Posts
On August 24 2012 06:13 Blazinghand wrote: The big thing is that as you stand up, the angel between your torso and your upper leg extends, compressing your butt and making cleaning more difficult. It also makes it harder to reach. Basic poop-wiping 101 now you know Wow cool story bro, you clearly took crap taking analysis 101. No sarcasm though, that clears things pretty much up. | ||
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forsooth
United States3648 Posts
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