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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
August 21 2012 08:48 GMT
#41
On August 21 2012 13:20 Gunther wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2012 13:19 TheKwas wrote:
Shift one buttcheek upwards, put hand under, wipe. That's how I do it. Do people actually get completely up off the toilet seat to wipe (and wouldn't that just cause your cheeks to close and make the mess even messier)?

You mean everyone doesnt stand up and bend over to wipe..??

well i'm pretty sure most people stay seated down and wipe. cause if you stand up (as was mentioned) your cheeks kinda close up so it's harder to get in there with your toilet paper (could be wrong but that's how i feel it is)
blabberrrrr
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
August 21 2012 09:41 GMT
#42
I feel like you have to be pretty fucking obese to not be able to reach your own anus. I mean, I'm technically obese (thought certainly on the lower end of the spectrum, I weigh about 15kg too much for my height, but I'm really tall), but even if I was twice as big or even more, I'd have zero issues.
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
August 21 2012 11:47 GMT
#43
On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.

EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.


What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way?
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
August 21 2012 11:47 GMT
#44
On August 21 2012 15:23 Roe wrote:
I thought mr bimbles would like my poem, i'll just go away


Ohhh noes, don't go! I love Poopysocks!
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
August 21 2012 14:08 GMT
#45
When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible.
Mr.Bimbles
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Iceland457 Posts
August 21 2012 14:31 GMT
#46
On August 21 2012 23:08 Snuggles wrote:
When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible.

Whut why?
"If I was your wife I would poison your coffee" "Well If I was your husband I'd drink it"
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 21 2012 16:20 GMT
#47
On August 21 2012 23:08 Snuggles wrote:
When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible.


Methinks he's trolling, although anyone would be proud of using their defecating abilities to engage in sociopathic behavior is beyond me
Что?
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
August 21 2012 16:24 GMT
#48
My wife stands to wipe. I will make sure our children sit to wipe like normal people.
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Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3573 Posts
August 21 2012 16:27 GMT
#49
On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.

EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.


What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way?

People standwipe? :D

Is that even.... practical?
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 21 2012 16:46 GMT
#50
On August 22 2012 01:27 Zealos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.

EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.


What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way?

People standwipe? :D

Is that even.... practical?


Should we do a poll?
Что?
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
August 21 2012 17:03 GMT
#51
Am I the only one who pulls his pants partially down, and then tucks his dick behind the rim of his underwear/pants so that it points directly towards the water?
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Ragoo
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany2773 Posts
August 21 2012 17:51 GMT
#52
On August 22 2012 01:46 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2012 01:27 Zealos wrote:
On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:
On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.

EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.


What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way?

People standwipe? :D

Is that even.... practical?


Should we do a poll?


This definitely needs a poll. My world view just changed.
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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-21 18:25:04
August 21 2012 18:17 GMT
#53
Most important poll in TL history,

Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Sitting (80)
 
61%

Standing (51)
 
39%

131 total votes

Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

(Vote): Sitting
(Vote): Standing



Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.
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PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
August 21 2012 18:28 GMT
#54
On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:
Most important poll in TL history,

Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Sitting (80)
 
61%

Standing (51)
 
39%

131 total votes

Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

(Vote): Sitting
(Vote): Standing



Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.


Forgot the one for squatting. Best of both worlds.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 21 2012 19:04 GMT
#55
On August 22 2012 03:28 PanN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:
Most important poll in TL history,

Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Sitting (80)
 
61%

Standing (51)
 
39%

131 total votes

Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

(Vote): Sitting
(Vote): Standing



Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.


Forgot the one for squatting. Best of both worlds.


Where's the "I don't wipe" option?
Что?
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
August 21 2012 19:42 GMT
#56
On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:
Most important poll in TL history,

Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

Sitting (80)
 
61%

Standing (51)
 
39%

131 total votes

Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE?

(Vote): Sitting
(Vote): Standing



Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.



No barehand option?
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
August 21 2012 21:48 GMT
#57
--- Nuked ---
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
August 21 2012 21:57 GMT
#58
I do the half stand, half sit wipe. You know, where you're sort of leaning to one side.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 21 2012 22:04 GMT
#59
On August 22 2012 06:48 krndandaman wrote:
wow If I was even remotely unable to wipe my own anus because of being too obese I would probably fast for the next week or so. that is just depressing.


lol.

Wonder how a fat guy feels when he can't even reach around to jack off any longer?
Что?
Kyrillion
Profile Joined August 2011
Russian Federation748 Posts
August 21 2012 22:09 GMT
#60
I had no idea some people did that in a sitting position.
If you seek well, you shall find.
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