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On August 21 2012 13:20 Gunther wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 13:19 TheKwas wrote: Shift one buttcheek upwards, put hand under, wipe. That's how I do it. Do people actually get completely up off the toilet seat to wipe (and wouldn't that just cause your cheeks to close and make the mess even messier)? You mean everyone doesnt stand up and bend over to wipe..?? well i'm pretty sure most people stay seated down and wipe. cause if you stand up (as was mentioned) your cheeks kinda close up so it's harder to get in there with your toilet paper (could be wrong but that's how i feel it is)
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I feel like you have to be pretty fucking obese to not be able to reach your own anus. I mean, I'm technically obese (thought certainly on the lower end of the spectrum, I weigh about 15kg too much for my height, but I'm really tall), but even if I was twice as big or even more, I'd have zero issues.
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On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote: I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.
What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way?
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On August 21 2012 15:23 Roe wrote:I thought mr bimbles would like my poem, i'll just go away ![](/mirror/smilies/frown.gif)
Ohhh noes, don't go! I love Poopysocks!
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When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible.
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On August 21 2012 23:08 Snuggles wrote: When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible. Whut why?
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On August 21 2012 23:08 Snuggles wrote: When I goto the public restroom I let it rip. Then if there's anyone there I'll stare them down and make it as awkward as possible.
Methinks he's trolling, although anyone would be proud of using their defecating abilities to engage in sociopathic behavior is beyond me
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My wife stands to wipe. I will make sure our children sit to wipe like normal people.
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On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote: I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do. What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way? People standwipe? :D
Is that even.... practical?
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On August 22 2012 01:27 Zealos wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote: I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do. What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way? People standwipe? :D Is that even.... practical?
Should we do a poll?
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United States3126 Posts
Am I the only one who pulls his pants partially down, and then tucks his dick behind the rim of his underwear/pants so that it points directly towards the water?
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On August 22 2012 01:46 Shady Sands wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2012 01:27 Zealos wrote:On August 21 2012 20:47 Mr.Bimbles wrote:On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote: I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do. What is the best way to do it? Just curious... Because Lol I do it sitting, is that the best way? People standwipe? :D Is that even.... practical? Should we do a poll?
This definitely needs a poll. My world view just changed.
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Most important poll in TL history,
Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?Sitting (80) 61% Standing (51) 39% 131 total votes Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing
Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.
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On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:Most important poll in TL history, Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?Sitting (80) 61% Standing (51) 39% 131 total votes Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing
Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.
Forgot the one for squatting. Best of both worlds.
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On August 22 2012 03:28 PanN wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:Most important poll in TL history, Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?Sitting (80) 61% Standing (51) 39% 131 total votes Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing
Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing. Forgot the one for squatting. Best of both worlds.
Where's the "I don't wipe" option?
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On August 22 2012 03:17 Megaliskuu wrote:Most important poll in TL history, Poll: HOW DO YOU WIPE?Sitting (80) 61% Standing (51) 39% 131 total votes Your vote: HOW DO YOU WIPE? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing
Lol I clicked wrong one..+1 for standing.
No barehand option?
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I do the half stand, half sit wipe. You know, where you're sort of leaning to one side.
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On August 22 2012 06:48 krndandaman wrote: wow If I was even remotely unable to wipe my own anus because of being too obese I would probably fast for the next week or so. that is just depressing.
lol.
Wonder how a fat guy feels when he can't even reach around to jack off any longer?
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Russian Federation748 Posts
I had no idea some people did that in a sitting position.
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