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On August 21 2012 13:14 ieatkids5 wrote:only on TL.... Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money. wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute... Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information. they probably used leaves. anyway, who sits down and wipes? you cant be sitting while you wipe, unless your hand and arm are penetrating the toilet bowl. people normally are in a squat or crouched position when they wipe.
If you really must know, I sort of shift my weight to one side and wipe. Sometimes I sort of get off the seat though I guess o_o
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Shift one buttcheek upwards, put hand under, wipe. That's how I do it. Do people actually get completely up off the toilet seat to wipe (and wouldn't that just cause your cheeks to close and make the mess even messier)?
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On August 21 2012 13:19 TheKwas wrote:
Shift one buttcheek upwards, put hand under, wipe. That's how I do it. Do people actually get completely up off the toilet seat to wipe (and wouldn't that just cause your cheeks to close and make the mess even messier)?
You mean everyone doesnt stand up and bend over to wipe..??
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On August 21 2012 13:12 Aerisky wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money. wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute... Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information. Dammit I'm eating dinner and came back to this thread =___= Also screw them, I sit and wipe.
I sit and wipe, i thought everyone did this? isnt it tiring to hold ur body up in that position? Also with them being obese i cant imagine they would tired themselves like that. The only time i wouldnt sit and wipe would be if i couldnt eg: the toilets in China where its basically a basin on the floor and there is no seat and u must crouch to do ur business.
....yeah what aerisky said lift one side enough to fit ur arm through...wtf get up and bend over? isnt that tiresome?
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I just stand up and put toilet paper down by butthole until I feel some on my finger, then I flip it to the other side to use that side, then I get more toilet paper, repeat, repeat, repeat until the last one is basically dry of anything. After every 5 papers I usually flush the toilet so it doesn't clog. Finally, I clean my hands for the standard clean of 1 whole minute.
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Maybe some of them stroke there asshole against the toilet paper wheel. Then they rip off the poop stained toilet paper and throw it away.
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On August 21 2012 13:14 ieatkids5 wrote:only on TL.... Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money. wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute... Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information. they probably used leaves. anyway, who sits down and wipes? you cant be sitting while you wipe, unless your hand and arm are penetrating the toilet bowl. people normally are in a squat or crouched position when they wipe.
Simply lean towards the left so that your right ass cheek is exposed and use your right hand to wipe your crack. It's not rocket science dude come on.
Crouching and trying to wipe is more difficult because your ass cheeks are clenched together.
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On August 21 2012 13:54 PaqMan wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 13:14 ieatkids5 wrote:only on TL.... On August 21 2012 13:07 3FFA wrote:On August 21 2012 12:48 Vain wrote:On August 21 2012 11:44 Game wrote:
I'm assuming you mean males, because it's not socially acceptable for them to sit down and wipe. However, I must say, those little Mexican sized toilet stalls can be a difficulty. You know the ones I'm talking about, where the toilet seat is actually only like 20 inches off the ground, and the walls are compact so you feel half like a sardine in a can of sardines, and half like clothing when you try to compact a box to ship it for less money. wait what. How the fuck are you pooping if not sitting down? This thread is getting wierder with the minute... Crouch? :o Wait... how did old cavemen do it? And did they wipe?!? Or did they lick it.... hmm.... I shall ponder this until I get a reliable source or two with this information. they probably used leaves. anyway, who sits down and wipes? you cant be sitting while you wipe, unless your hand and arm are penetrating the toilet bowl. people normally are in a squat or crouched position when they wipe. Simply lean towards the left so that your right ass cheek is exposed and use your right hand to wipe your crack. It's not rocket science dude come on. Crouching and trying to wipe is more difficult because your ass cheeks are clenched together.
Just a question of habit. I never sit down on public toilets and never had clenching problems tbh. My experience is quite the opposite actually, when i sit down using the toilet takes like three times as long because i can't use my pelvis muscles properly. I think that is also the reason why women are usually a lot faster than men on the toilet, cause crouching is more common.
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I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.
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People actually stand and wipe O_O?
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On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do.
Honestly, you can tell who didn't have a strong father influence by this in my experience. It's a random question I ask people in real life if I'm interrogating them for my own personal interest. Most whom sit were raised solely by their mother.
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I thought mr bimbles would like my poem, i'll just go away 
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On August 21 2012 15:01 Game wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 14:45 Megaliskuu wrote:
I feel enlightened by this thread.
EDIT: LOL Standing up wiping vs sitting down wiping these are always good, love to watch as people learn for the first time that people do the opposite of what they do. Honestly, you can tell who didn't have a strong father influence by this in my experience. It's a random question I ask people in real life if I'm interrogating them for my own personal interest. Most whom sit were raised solely by their mother.
I sit, and didn't realize people stood O.o However, I was raised mostly by my dad... So I guess in my case your general statement is incorrect.
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On August 21 2012 15:23 Roe wrote:I thought mr bimbles would like my poem, i'll just go away
It was a good poem, it's just the direction of the conversation in the other replies was funny and more captivating I think.
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On August 21 2012 15:27 Rollin wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2012 15:23 Roe wrote:I thought mr bimbles would like my poem, i'll just go away It was a good poem, it's just the direction of the conversation in the other replies was funny and more captivating I think.
Your name is too perfect for this thread.
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Another pro crouching point: If you are used to using toilets without sitting, all toilets are basicly the same. No toilet scares me as long as there is TP. This grants me more freedom than your average sitter.
The only situation where it sucks taking a dump this way is while wearing ski boots as the ski boots dont allow you do put your knees forward enough and the crouch is kinda uncomfortable.
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On a related note, how do obese people vomit?
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On August 21 2012 16:25 Shady Sands wrote:On a related note, how do obese people vomit?
 Sitting down, obviously.
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On August 21 2012 15:39 aqui wrote:
Another pro crouching point: If you are used to using toilets without sitting, all toilets are basicly the same. No toilet scares me as long as there is TP. This grants me more freedom than your average sitter.
The only situation where it sucks taking a dump this way is while wearing ski boots as the ski boots dont allow you do put your knees forward enough and the crouch is kinda uncomfortable.
I just cover the toilet seat with toilet paper if I'm at a public toilet and I'm good to poo.^^
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