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[Girl Blog] Fail - Part 2

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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
August 15 2012 06:22 GMT
#1
Continued from my previous blog entry - thanks for all your support.

I bring to you Other People's Fail, all among my close friends. My own epic fails will continue in Part 3 and onwards.

Fail 1.

My friend was out with his gf and her sister. After dropping the sister back, he remarked to his gf:

"Your sister is quite pretty"

She responded with "then why don't you go for her"

"I would if I was single"

"WHAT"

"No but I have you"

"So you mean I'm not as pretty as my sister?"

"No darling, you got it wrong! I didn't fall in love with you for your looks anyway..."

She did not speak to him for quite a long time.

Fail 2.

I was talking to a couple of friends about this article I had read in some magazine. According to it, if your gf asks you whether you will still love her when she is old and not pretty anymore, there are three levels of answers:

WORST: Let's see when the time comes.

OKAY: I'll be old too then right.

BEST: Oh great, then no other guys will come to snatch you away.

After hearing me say this one girl then wanted to see what her bf would say. So at dinner that night, she asked her bf in front of all of us: "Darling, when I'm old and not pretty anymore, will you still love me?"

He looked at her for a moment, then slowly said:

"You aren't pretty now anyway"

She sighed while all of us nearly died of laughter.

Note: They are still together after 5 years and will probably get married soon.

Fail 3.

My housemate wanted to tackle this girl (the B to B+ girl from my prior entry). This was before the B to B+ incident. So he sent her a message on Facebook:

"Hey, what do you think of me?"

She did not reply.

After a day or so, he followed up with:

"Hey! I've been waiting for your answer for 24 hours you know!!!!"

Needless to say she never replied.



****
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
August 15 2012 06:38 GMT
#2
Haha your friend managed to say pretty much exactly the wrong things in that first story.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
August 15 2012 06:41 GMT
#3
Lmao you hang out with some pretty lulsy people
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
August 15 2012 07:21 GMT
#4
Awesome awesome stories. I am curious whether the answers given in "fail 2" are actually the right ones.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 15 2012 07:42 GMT
#5
I think 1 and 3 were pretty terrible, but honestly in 2, I'm pretty sure they must have been really close anyway, and your friend likely knew she wouldn't be legitimately mad. Your own fails were even more hilarious though, probably because it's more personal and you were able to give more detailed descriptions
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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
August 15 2012 07:50 GMT
#6
On August 15 2012 16:42 Aerisky wrote:
I think 1 and 3 were pretty terrible, but honestly in 2, I'm pretty sure they must have been really close anyway, and your friend likely knew she wouldn't be legitimately mad. Your own fails were even more hilarious though, probably because it's more personal and you were able to give more detailed descriptions


Lol, actually Fail 2 wasn't really a real fail, all of us know that my friend is just that way, i.e. never sweet in public. When his aforementioned gf stretches out her hand to hold his he actually karate blocks it away, to our great amusement.

I'll continue with more of my own fails in the next post I promise.

http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2195 Posts
August 15 2012 08:19 GMT
#7
i've done terrible things to boys

in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.

i was just like... "you're kidding right?"

"no"

"no, you're kidding"

"no"

"you're kidding"

repeat x20

i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid
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Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
August 15 2012 08:21 GMT
#8
"You're not pretty now anyway" wow.. I guess common sense is not the most important thing in women's perspective.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
August 15 2012 08:29 GMT
#9
Haha. Good stuff. I hope to see more!
Hello
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Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
August 15 2012 08:33 GMT
#10
hahahaha "waiting for 24 hours"
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The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
August 15 2012 09:07 GMT
#11
Did he get taken off friends list in Failure #3? If not, I'd say he did not fail.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15347 Posts
August 15 2012 09:14 GMT
#12
On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote:
i've done terrible things to boys

in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.

i was just like... "you're kidding right?"

"no"

"no, you're kidding"

"no"

"you're kidding"

repeat x20

i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid

Brutal.

OP: Nothing beats your "B to B+" I am afraid.
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FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-15 11:19:18
August 15 2012 11:19 GMT
#13
he meant iccup B :|
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 15 2012 12:17 GMT
#14
Fail 2 was good lol, your friend's got some balls of steel to pull that off.

Also, I think the hotter-sister is a pretty common situation
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-15 16:56:58
August 15 2012 16:56 GMT
#15
Wow. I hope your friends either don't mind or don't frequent TL.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11058 Posts
August 15 2012 20:50 GMT
#16
Hey friend 3 knows how to network! :p
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
duncan.mc
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States231 Posts
August 15 2012 20:58 GMT
#17
I'm getting a good laugh at #3. I'm gonna try it for any message someone doesn't respond to.
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targ
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Malaysia445 Posts
August 16 2012 01:11 GMT
#18
On August 16 2012 01:56 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
Wow. I hope your friends either don't mind or don't frequent TL.


lolllll its a long way back so pretty sure they don't mind, and I'm even more sure they don't frequent TL!
http://billyfoong.blogspot.com/ my other opinions are here
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
August 16 2012 01:21 GMT
#19
On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote:
i've done terrible things to boys

in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.

i was just like... "you're kidding right?"

"no"

"no, you're kidding"

"no"

"you're kidding"

repeat x20

i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid


what ended up happening?
Что?
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
August 16 2012 17:31 GMT
#20
On August 16 2012 10:21 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2012 17:19 hazelynut wrote:
i've done terrible things to boys

in 8th grade a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.

i was just like... "you're kidding right?"

"no"

"no, you're kidding"

"no"

"you're kidding"

repeat x20

i dont remember trying to be mean, i think i was just being stupid


what ended up happening?



When hazelynut was 18 a boy confessed and asked if i wanted to go out with him.

She was just like... "you're kidding right?"

"no"

"no, you're kidding"

repeat x200

she dont remember trying to be mean, but the boys are no longer stupid and get the idea after one try.
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
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