EPTWhere should I get my zerg Tattoo? - Page 2
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TunK904
United States340 Posts
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TSBspartacus
England1046 Posts
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TunK904
United States340 Posts
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Htw
United States30 Posts
On July 08 2012 11:37 ninazerg wrote: Seriously... don't do this. This is like the worst thing you could possibly tattoo on your body, because that shit is going to be on your body FOREVER. What if someone tattooed Tiger Woods on his arm, and was like "He is a hero to me", then found out six months later that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife with many, many dirty tramps. I bet we'd look in your google search history and find "tattoo laser removal cost". I can't imagine the zerg is going to have sex with dirty tramps. | ||
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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Mistakes
United States1105 Posts
Do it man, you won't regret it. Just keep in mind the usual things: 1. Get it done somewhere good, and spend the money. 2. Get it touched up a couple times to make it look amazing. 3. Don't go into a mosh pit or some shit right after getting it done. 4. Make sure it's somewhere where you'll like it. 5. If you plan to get a super professional job, get it in a spot that you can cover up. Cheers! :D | ||
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FullNatural
United States180 Posts
If you think a tattoos hurts, swing by a tattoo removal session and just watch the patients coming out. Watching grown ass "gangster" men covered in tattoos come out screaming like a 7 year old girl is just mind blowing. Go do this before you get a tattoo. Most people in tattoo removal programs never finish. The pain is too much. I'm new at 3 years in, and the longest standing member in the program im in. Most people never come back. edit: and im in a "free" program. Imagine if these people were actually paying to have their tattoos removed....... edit: and im not talking about getting a flower the size of a dime removed, anyone can handle a 5 second zap. I'm talking about getting normal size/big/sleeve tattoos removed. | ||
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Myrkskog
Canada481 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On August 09 2012 16:07 Myrkskog wrote: Don't get some shitty generic tattoo like that hobo in the second post. Tattoo your cock like a Nydus worm. Also, shout FOR THE SWARM when you ejaculate if you ever manage to get laid again. eeewwww....if i was a girl, no matter how much i love starcraft if his penis was a nydus worm i would be out of there in a sec | ||
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TSBspartacus
England1046 Posts
On August 09 2012 19:33 Shock710 wrote: eeewwww....if i was a girl, no matter how much i love starcraft if his penis was a nydus worm i would be out of there in a sec You'd have to use one of else urethra enlarging tools guys use that you shove down. That way when it came out of your pants it would look like the real deal. Perhaps surgically install an ants nest into your bladder too, for an added effect. | ||
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