Just a girl blog - Nailed! - Page 3

On June 03 2012 14:00 StorkHwaiting wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Gleen WTF?!

You do realize that while you're happily writing a girl blog on TL about how you nailed a cute chick and all was well in your world, your friend B went home and wrote a blog on Gay&Proud.com about how he finally worked up the courage to confess his feelings of gayness for you and you absolutely, 100%, cold clocked him in the jaw with a rejection.

This is how he saw things going in his head:

He: Can i tell you a secret?
Me: Of course.
He: I think i'm gay, I don't know man. I feel attracted to men but i'm afraid of going out with one to find out if i'm really gay or not
Me: *Pulls him close and kisses him passionately on the mouth.* It doesn't have to be that complicated, B. Sometimes, all it takes is a kiss. *Kisses him again*
He: *Melts into your arms* You're right, Gleen! I AM gay! For you! *Proceed to grind on each other at the club, have an amazing night of man 2 man dancing, and then go back to his place for mindblowing gay sex.*

This is how things really happened:

He: I think I'm gay.
Me: Oh, holy fuck. GTFO! Go be gay somewhere else!

Suffice to say, friend B did not get any e-pats on the back after the night was done

Summary: You're a bad friend, Gleen! A bad friend!