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Song Parody Idea - Master League

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Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-31 17:51:24
May 31 2012 17:44 GMT
#1
Since two arguably godawful songs, Baby and Friday have received StarCraft II parodies, I am surprised that there wasn't one for an equally bad if not worse song.

This will be an idea for a parody of an awful song that turned viral around two years ago. That's right, Jenna Rose - My Jeans

4.
S.
D, D, D, D.

VERSE 1:

Staring at the button, I click find match
Started making fifteen drones, and now I'll lay down a hatch.
I keep watching Day[9]TV; trying to get to Master League
And I fail, every game, it's so damn lame.

Now I see, dApollo's in Master League
Liquid'Jinro's in Master League
Kiwikaki's in Master League
I just can't believe I'm not in Master League

CHORUS:

Oh, oh, whoaaa
Oh, oh, whoaaa
Oh, oh, whoaaa
That I'm not Master League (long echo of the last two syllables)

That I'm not Master League

VERSE 2:

Two base all inning on Crevasse, I typed for you a smile
I can't believe how cool I'd be if I were promoted now.
I'm far too excited, it's on my mind
Oh fucking shit I just forgot to make Spines.
GG, I can't wait to get in Master League
The things I'd do when I'm Master League
I'd discuss balance when I'm Master League
But I still can't believe I'm not in Master League

CHROUS

VERSE 3 (RAP):

Damn, promoted to Master League, I'm winning every game like DRG
Why? I'm fucking Master League. Just got matched with JYP
You might see me in a video, 4 - 0ing SjoW.
Look, here I go.

BRIDGE:

4, S, D
4, S, V
I just got in Master League
Opponent's mad, Cos he played bad
Ha ha ha ha, Jack my swag
Sticks and stones, May break my bones
But my build's new, And yours is just so ooooold
So oooooold. So old

VERSE 4 (ANOTHER RAP VERSE):

Oh my, building roach ling,
All my opponents typing gg
Matter of fact let me make some drones
Then you're gonna get owned
Rage for the livestream.
Leave!

What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
"Dude, he's a fucking map hacker."

Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream
Where I'm in the top league
My build so clean
And I played so good, and I won a Starleague
And now those noobs are spamming me.
I turn on the TV, who do I see? DRG? JYP?
I just can't believe that I'm not Master League

CHORUS (X2)

kamkerx
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States264 Posts
May 31 2012 18:49 GMT
#2
are you in master leauge just wondering?
Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-31 22:43:38
May 31 2012 19:04 GMT
#3
On June 01 2012 03:49 kamkerx wrote:
are you in master leauge just wondering?

No, but Gold League doesn't have the same ring to it.

EDIT: Make that Platinum League as of today.
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
May 31 2012 19:43 GMT
#4
I kinda like the lyrics
If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
GlintFox
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States275 Posts
May 31 2012 21:53 GMT
#5
On June 01 2012 04:04 Clbull wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2012 03:49 kamkerx wrote:
are you in master leauge just wondering?

No, but Gold League doesn't have the same ring to it.


lmao!

Love the song
"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful… the strong… the weak… the innocent… the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally." -Darth Maul
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