EPTThis will be an idea for a parody of an awful song that turned viral around two years ago. That's right, Jenna Rose - My Jeans
4.
S.
D, D, D, D.
VERSE 1:
Staring at the button, I click find match
Started making fifteen drones, and now I'll lay down a hatch.
I keep watching Day[9]TV; trying to get to Master League
And I fail, every game, it's so damn lame.
Now I see, dApollo's in Master League
Liquid'Jinro's in Master League
Kiwikaki's in Master League
I just can't believe I'm not in Master League
CHORUS:
Oh, oh, whoaaa
Oh, oh, whoaaa
Oh, oh, whoaaa
That I'm not Master League (long echo of the last two syllables)
That I'm not Master League
VERSE 2:
Two base all inning on Crevasse, I typed for you a smile
I can't believe how cool I'd be if I were promoted now.
I'm far too excited, it's on my mind
Oh fucking shit I just forgot to make Spines.
GG, I can't wait to get in Master League
The things I'd do when I'm Master League
I'd discuss balance when I'm Master League
But I still can't believe I'm not in Master League
CHROUS
VERSE 3 (RAP):
Damn, promoted to Master League, I'm winning every game like DRG
Why? I'm fucking Master League. Just got matched with JYP
You might see me in a video, 4 - 0ing SjoW.
Look, here I go.
BRIDGE:
4, S, D
4, S, V
I just got in Master League
Opponent's mad, Cos he played bad
Ha ha ha ha, Jack my swag
Sticks and stones, May break my bones
But my build's new, And yours is just so ooooold
So oooooold. So old
VERSE 4 (ANOTHER RAP VERSE):
Oh my, building roach ling,
All my opponents typing gg
Matter of fact let me make some drones
Then you're gonna get owned
Rage for the livestream.
Leave!
What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
What? This noob was in Grandmaster?
"Dude, he's a fucking map hacker."
Sorry, I was stuck in a daydream
Where I'm in the top league
My build so clean
And I played so good, and I won a Starleague
And now those noobs are spamming me.
I turn on the TV, who do I see? DRG? JYP?
I just can't believe that I'm not Master League
CHORUS (X2)
