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I got shot in my ass...on my dad's birthday...

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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-09 23:31:47
May 17 2012 18:20 GMT
#1


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NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
Immaterial
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada510 Posts
May 17 2012 18:26 GMT
#2
I'm not sure what I just read, but I had a good laugh at the fireworks portion ^_^
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
kamkerx
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States264 Posts
May 17 2012 18:37 GMT
#3
do you ride a unicorn to work?
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
May 17 2012 18:40 GMT
#4
holy jumping jesus fucking squirming shit
youtube.com/GamingCyDe-- My totally abandoned youtube channel that I might revisit at some point
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
May 17 2012 19:17 GMT
#5
Must have a signed statement from your father saying that this is true...

Also if you would include an apology letter TO your father for ruining his birthday that would be appreciated.
Why?
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
May 17 2012 19:54 GMT
#6
Don't know why you assume anyone who likes fireworks or something is a moron lol.

But if this is true those poor turtles my god xD.
When I think of something else, something will go here
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
May 17 2012 20:08 GMT
#7
What a cruel asshole thing to do..
Mossen
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
43 Posts
May 17 2012 20:12 GMT
#8
I hate it when people torture animals T_T
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
May 17 2012 20:16 GMT
#9
Your dad sounds like a piece of shit. I'm sorry..
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
Kohonski
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States150 Posts
May 17 2012 20:17 GMT
#10
On May 18 2012 04:54 blade55555 wrote:
Don't know why you assume anyone who likes fireworks or something is a moron lol.

But if this is true those poor turtles my god xD.


Agree with bolded part.

Everytime I wonder if this could be true or not, I end up realizing you can't just make this stuff up. If you can you need to be writing a book. :D
Now we are both in the club of "people who caught mice and asked IRC what to do". Mine was caught face first on a glue trap though, but his back legs were free and he was pushing the trap all over my house. I ended up drowning him. - Lemonwalrus
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
May 17 2012 20:27 GMT
#11
On May 18 2012 05:17 Kohonski wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2012 04:54 blade55555 wrote:
Don't know why you assume anyone who likes fireworks or something is a moron lol.

But if this is true those poor turtles my god xD.


Agree with bolded part.

Everytime I wonder if this could be true or not, I end up realizing you can't just make this stuff up. If you can you need to be writing a book. :D


I don't assume they are morons, I know they are morons.

Once again, everything is true. Thank your lucky stars that your life is so great that these events seem like fiction. Thanks for reading!!
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
May 17 2012 20:33 GMT
#12
The elderly chinese man got me, man! This blog started out so funny and got scary real quick.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
May 17 2012 21:01 GMT
#13
The shitting the dog part had me rolling at work. I'm gonna get in trouble again, so worth it.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
Roxor9999
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands771 Posts
May 17 2012 21:03 GMT
#14
Your dad sounds like he needs to go to a mental hospital.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
May 18 2012 01:33 GMT
#15
On May 18 2012 06:03 Roxor9999 wrote:
Your dad sounds like he needs to go to a mental hospital.


He was in one for a period of time in his formative years... check out this blog to hear more... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=332258
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
starcraftmastersix
Profile Joined May 2012
13 Posts
May 18 2012 02:15 GMT
#16
I think I missed the part where you lost your body and became a floating head in the second picture.
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
May 18 2012 02:20 GMT
#17
On May 18 2012 11:15 starcraftmastersix wrote:
I think I missed the part where you lost your body and became a floating head in the second picture.

When drawing stick figures the body is the most rigorous part. I don't blame him for skipping it.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
May 18 2012 12:44 GMT
#18
On May 18 2012 11:15 starcraftmastersix wrote:
I think I missed the part where you lost your body and became a floating head in the second picture.


I'm an ECTOPLASM!!!
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
May 25 2012 00:47 GMT
#19
Your dad is a real sick fuck man, I feel sorry for you you had to live through this shit.
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
June 06 2012 00:19 GMT
#20
One has to wonder how you didn't turn out completely insane. Your blogs always make me laugh, but at the same time they always conjure an aggrieved feeling in me...
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