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As a huge fan of White-Ra, and a lover of the "White-Ra's face is EVERYWHERE" thread, I couldn't help but jump at the opportunity to write the lyrics to a possible "The Fresh Prince of Ukraine" theme song after seeing this picture:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/q5UxX.jpg)
Obviously, it's a picture of White-Ra's face on Will Smith's body from the show The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 
The Fresh Prince of Ukraine:
Now this is a story, all about how,
My manner and skill brought fans to town.
I'd like to take a second, just sit and feast
on Grandpa Toss's story about the Beast From The East.
I'm a Western Ukrainian, born and raised,
On Shakuras was where I spent most of my days.
Merging and storming, feedbacking all, cloaking all,
Shooting some Terrans outside of the smoke.
When a couple of Zergs, they were starting to roam,
Started making trouble in my neighbors' home.
The zealots started to fight but I knew I could sense it,
So I gave them some advice: Make expand, then defense it.
I whistled for a stalker to start my harrass,
I upgraded blink, and I started to dash.
Could this be all I need when the armies would clash?
I quickly realized you require more vespene gas.
I- flew- into Aiur using special tactics,
In a speedy warp prism to harrass galactic.
I looked at my people, and I said with good will:
Hello, my name is White-Ra; More GG, More Skill.
-DPB
 
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Fuck yeah! I take credit for my pimp-ass photoshopping skills (by the way, I am also killer with a bow-staff...) I loves it!
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On April 27 2012 14:32 TheAmazombie wrote:
Fuck yeah! I take credit for my awesome photshopping skills! I loves it!
Wouldn't have thought to do it without your inspiration!
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On April 27 2012 14:33 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On April 27 2012 14:32 TheAmazombie wrote:
Fuck yeah! I take credit for my awesome photshopping skills! I loves it! Wouldn't have thought to do it without your inspiration!
Maybe I will have to do a recording of this amazing song. Sounds like a project for this weekend...
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Better then I expected, and props for original rhymes vs trying to use the same rhymes
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On April 27 2012 14:49 Battleaxe wrote:
Better then I expected, and props for original rhymes vs trying to use the same rhymes
Thanks I purposely left in a few words from the old lyrics (the first line, I'd like to take a second, West -> Western, I whistled for a, etc.) to kind of keep the general idea on track, but I tried including as much White-Ra stuff as possible
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On April 27 2012 14:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On April 27 2012 14:49 Battleaxe wrote:
Better then I expected, and props for original rhymes vs trying to use the same rhymes Thanks I purposely left in a few words from the old lyrics (the first line, I'd like to take a second, West -> Western, I whistled for a, etc.) to kind of keep the general idea on track, but I tried including as much White-Ra stuff as possible
This might inspire me to put together more White-Ra/Fresh Prince shops. Maybe later, when I get time. LoL.
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On April 27 2012 14:55 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On April 27 2012 14:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:On April 27 2012 14:49 Battleaxe wrote:
Better then I expected, and props for original rhymes vs trying to use the same rhymes Thanks I purposely left in a few words from the old lyrics (the first line, I'd like to take a second, West -> Western, I whistled for a, etc.) to kind of keep the general idea on track, but I tried including as much White-Ra stuff as possible This might inspire me to put together more White-Ra/Fresh Prince shops. Maybe later, when I get time. LoL.
Put a zealot face on Carlton Banks while he's snapping and dancing :D
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On April 27 2012 21:27 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On April 27 2012 14:55 TheAmazombie wrote:On April 27 2012 14:54 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:On April 27 2012 14:49 Battleaxe wrote:
Better then I expected, and props for original rhymes vs trying to use the same rhymes Thanks I purposely left in a few words from the old lyrics (the first line, I'd like to take a second, West -> Western, I whistled for a, etc.) to kind of keep the general idea on track, but I tried including as much White-Ra stuff as possible This might inspire me to put together more White-Ra/Fresh Prince shops. Maybe later, when I get time. LoL. Put a zealot face on Carlton Banks while he's snapping and dancing :D
Oh shit, a Zealot Carlton dance? That sounds more like it should be in line with Naniwa's dancing Zealots. I will try to remember that one.
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i approve of this thread pappa toss is truly Esport
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Now we need someone to rap it.. Oo. I demand a video!
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A couple parts were sort of shaky, but most of it was gold.
Nice job :D
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Haha I enjoyed reading that to the tune very much. A lot of these pop songs people use I don't even know, but Fresh Prince I have down by heart. Nicely written for the most part for sure.
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hahaha, well done, that was awesome, those rhymes were genuinely great!
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I just saw this in the Whitera thread and thought it was genius. :D
Figured it could use a bit of a bump ^^
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On May 01 2012 08:59 Bibbit wrote:
I just saw this in the Whitera thread and thought it was genius. :D
Figured it could use a bit of a bump ^^
I am glad that everyone seems to dig this. I did not get time over the weekend to work on this, but I hope to soon.
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Thanks guys for the support I'm pleasantly surprised with the positive feedback!
Perhaps I should do another one in the future...
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lmao
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That was absolutely fantastic. You sir just made my day.
Edit: Oh crap necro sorry.
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EPT
