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NoodleFish
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa198 Posts
April 16 2012 14:52 GMT
#41
wow, just wow!

I must say, your blogs are incredible, and I truly enjoy the way u write. 5 stars
"He accidentally attacked his own nexus with a probe. Then half way through the game, poof! No more nexus. That's gotta suck!"
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 16 2012 15:18 GMT
#42
You know, honestly I believe this is true. You couldn't make this up, and it just rings true.

It's actually more sad than it is funny.

On April 16 2012 09:31 3clipse wrote:
Today I realized I have pretty damn good parents.

A+, would read again.


Everyone's parents are crazy. There's something about the act of having children which drives people insane. But there is a difference between crazy and neglegent and dangerously irresponsible.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 16 2012 16:04 GMT
#43
I found the story hilarious and even more hilarious cause of the pictures. This can't be real can it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
April 16 2012 17:59 GMT
#44
I can actually relate with some of this as my step father was a massive alcoholic... that being said I couldn't help but crack up at most of this.
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BlackGosu
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1046 Posts
April 16 2012 18:07 GMT
#45
I'll read this later, but can someone inform me, is this real or fiction? I remember you made the post about the prank call on the blonde and your dad's porn star :D
Jar Jar Binks
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 16 2012 22:45 GMT
#46
On April 17 2012 03:07 BlackGosu wrote:
I'll read this later, but can someone inform me, is this real or fiction? I remember you made the post about the prank call on the blonde and your dad's porn star :D

Real! In future weeks you'll get to know my father a little better and these things wont seem as random and outlandish...Actually...shitting on the floor and dumping gas everywhere will ALWAYS be outlandish.
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eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
April 17 2012 15:28 GMT
#47
LOL reading it the second time is even better hahah
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Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
April 17 2012 17:31 GMT
#48
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !
11 years and counting- TL #680
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 17 2012 18:20 GMT
#49
On April 18 2012 02:31 Monsen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !


LOL. I got hardwood anticipating a mental breakdown...

New Blog post tomorrow for all of my friends who enjoy this blog! =D If you like it, please keep letting me and the TL admins know!
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Elegance
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada917 Posts
April 17 2012 19:42 GMT
#50
On April 18 2012 03:20 KING CHARLIE :D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2012 02:31 Monsen wrote:
On April 16 2012 17:03 FractalsOnFire wrote:
How did you turn out level headed and normal?


Hold your horses on that statement- you don't know what he does to his own carpet !


LOL. I got hardwood anticipating a mental breakdown...

New Blog post tomorrow for all of my friends who enjoy this blog! =D If you like it, please keep letting me and the TL admins know!

What if shit falls through the cracks?
Power of Ze
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 17 2012 20:48 GMT
#51
Great writing, just like last time. Sounds like awful situation though, geez.
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
April 17 2012 21:31 GMT
#52
I thought you could only get a triple word score the first time the word is played in scrabble? But anyways man you're either a fictional literary genius or had the most interesting childhood, either way keep these blogs up.
nosam
Profile Joined June 2011
United States5 Posts
April 18 2012 01:54 GMT
#53
ha ha ... had me entertained & quite humorous, will definitely return in the near future
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