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greggy
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom1483 Posts
April 15 2012 19:21 GMT
#21
Rofl hilarious. 5/5.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
April 15 2012 19:22 GMT
#22
so artful! !!
get rich or die mining
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Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
April 15 2012 19:27 GMT
#23
chesteses
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
April 15 2012 19:40 GMT
#24
SHYZALOOSKI? lol...anyways i'm having a good time reading your stories please keep them coming! 5/5
Poopendale
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 15 2012 20:07 GMT
#25
wat
TheGlassface
Profile Joined November 2010
United States612 Posts
April 15 2012 20:54 GMT
#26
Nice story and all but I wonder if you even understand how your racism is showing.
Subtle, but still.

It's ok if you have a different skin color, I promise.
The mystery of life is not a problem to solve, but a reality to experience. **Hang in there STX fans!! Kal Hwaiting!**
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
April 15 2012 21:04 GMT
#27
On April 16 2012 05:54 TheGlassface wrote:
Nice story and all but I wonder if you even understand how your racism is showing.
Subtle, but still.

It's ok if you have a different skin color, I promise.

Not sure if you are serious or not...

In any case, he is describing the events as they transpired, without much editorializing (except regarding his presumably Caucasian dad). If he is racially prejudiced, then I don't detect it in this blog.
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 15 2012 21:38 GMT
#28
It's fiction if you read his other blogs.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 15 2012 21:52 GMT
#29
On April 16 2012 06:38 StarStruck wrote:
It's fiction if you read his other blogs.


lol wtf? can you quote where I said that? It actually is a very weird feeling when you tell a story from your life verbatim and a lot of people think that it is a work of fiction. The truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction! =D
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Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
April 15 2012 23:56 GMT
#30
Oh man...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep writing these!
5/5, would read again. And again. And again. And again. These stories brighten up my day by reminding me that I can still laugh like this.
Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono @TL_Brindled11
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
April 16 2012 00:31 GMT
#31
Today I realized I have pretty damn good parents.

A+, would read again.
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
April 16 2012 00:41 GMT
#32
I don't care if it's real or not, though I'm quite inclined to believe you, because they're just so entertaining. I've started to look forward to these.
The horror...the horror
iokke
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1179 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-16 01:37:46
April 16 2012 01:36 GMT
#33
idk may be fiction, your hair was a lot redder in the first picture than it was in the second one!
Or maybe you just went gray after the whole experience, id buy that.
anyway i had fun reading, your first one too! GL in the playhems
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. rerereredit.. I never get it right the 1st time
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
April 16 2012 01:58 GMT
#34
ow god this was so fucking entertaining i love you for making my day i can sleep good now <3
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DeceiverSC2
Profile Joined April 2012
36 Posts
April 16 2012 04:21 GMT
#35
I honestly haven't laughed that hard.

The shitting on the floor part made me cry.

Thank you.
DeceiverSC2
Profile Joined April 2012
36 Posts
April 16 2012 04:21 GMT
#36
On April 16 2012 13:21 DeceiverSC2 wrote:
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

The shitting on the floor part made me cry.

Thank you.

Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
April 16 2012 04:41 GMT
#37
Get the fuck out of that house
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
Cylluus
Profile Joined November 2011
United States153 Posts
April 16 2012 07:47 GMT
#38
Oh my dear sweet baby jesus. The hell did I just read.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 16 2012 08:03 GMT
#39
How did you turn out level headed and normal?
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
April 16 2012 09:19 GMT
#40
Interesting choice for a wife? Lawl.

Also the party pooper comment was great.
Logic is Overrated
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