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How A Midget Gave Me My Most Embarrassing Moment - Page 2

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hai2u
Profile Joined September 2011
688 Posts
April 12 2012 01:20 GMT
#21
lol epic. but how did the girl know the call was from your friend?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
April 12 2012 01:26 GMT
#22
You made my shitty day a little bit better.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
April 12 2012 01:32 GMT
#23
That was a good story, lol. Thanks for sharing.
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Mawderator
Profile Joined March 2012
39 Posts
April 12 2012 03:11 GMT
#24
That was actually a good read.
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
April 12 2012 12:38 GMT
#25
On April 12 2012 07:54 Spikeke wrote:
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For you to best understand my goals, I would like to tell you a little about myself. I am a 24 year old male and I have lived alot of life in my limited years on this planet.


So you''ve lived alot in your 24 years and the best funny story you have is a prank call from highschool and when you and you're friend watched porn together...? lol have you not done anything since? I read the story, it's was entertaining, definatly not hilarious though. What I find the funniest, is of all of the stories you could of told. You tell this one lol.


good job overanalyzing m8.
The artist formerly known as Starparty
adwodon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom592 Posts
April 12 2012 13:42 GMT
#26
hahah god this reminds me of when some of my friends prank called me, they left a message on my parents answer phone telling me my subscription to a gay magazine was being cancelled, we must've been about 14 (im now 25) and my mum sat me down and said we needed to 'talk' and started asking me questions about being gay.

Of course when quizzed her and heard the message of a boy with a barely broken voice who sounded a lot like my friend Ed I started to question her ability to rationalize.

Kids love stupid pranks.

Shame mine didnt involve a midget.

5/5
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 12 2012 13:47 GMT
#27
I wish more people would tell stories about there childhoods with paint drawings. Everyone has done stupid shit as a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
April 12 2012 14:06 GMT
#28
As much as I wanted to dislike this for being immature, I cracked a smile. I used to have a friend that would do amazing prank calls. Stupid shit like calling the grocery store as Count Chocula (sp?) and asking if they had his cereal in stock. Calling some woman from the phone book whose last name was weiner and pretending to be a long lost lover. Good times. Course we never got caught as we were smart enough to dial the number that hides you from caller ID :D

But if nothing else, I guess you learned a good lesson. lol

Tim was the kind of guy that would return from Spring Break bragging to everyone that he watched all 6 Star Wars movies 86 times through the duration of the time off. He was, to put it mildly, a nerd.


Tim sounds like an awesome guy. Well except for the part about watching movies 1-3. But I've seen the Matrix at least 86 times XD
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
April 13 2012 05:57 GMT
#29
Hilarious blog, perhaps one should've known about the hidden caller id, or just getting someone elses phone =P
IronMonocle
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada142 Posts
April 13 2012 06:34 GMT
#30
Please Don't use the term "midget", as it is offensive.
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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
April 13 2012 08:49 GMT
#31
i am disapointed that you left out the line from the video
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
April 13 2012 09:40 GMT
#32
People named Greg are pretty awesome.

Great illustrations. If progaming doesn't work out you could make a fortune writing children's books.
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eSgTheBear
Profile Joined November 2011
United States47 Posts
April 13 2012 18:53 GMT
#33
LOL! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. 5/5 MORE PLEASE!
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
April 13 2012 19:16 GMT
#34
lol nice. 5/5
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DKR
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom622 Posts
April 14 2012 02:27 GMT
#35
Thought this story would be shit ... it was not. 5/5
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
April 14 2012 04:07 GMT
#36
Great great blog ! Also mspaint draws make everything so much better, it's like the sriracha sauce of blogs.

So the girl was able to record the whole conversation on her phone ? How did she do that ? I'm sure I can find an app on the market to do it, but that was 8 years ago, right ?

5/5
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KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 14 2012 16:23 GMT
#37
On April 14 2012 13:07 endy wrote:
Great great blog ! Also mspaint draws make everything so much better, it's like the sriracha sauce of blogs.

So the girl was able to record the whole conversation on her phone ? How did she do that ? I'm sure I can find an app on the market to do it, but that was 8 years ago, right ?

5/5


I left it on her answering machine! I'm so smart.

I post the next entry tomorrow guys, so if you enjoyed this one, please let me know what you think about tomorrow's! =D
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Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
April 14 2012 22:19 GMT
#38
5/5. Did your dad move his porn videos after that or were you too traumatized to even go anywhere near his stuff again
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
April 14 2012 22:52 GMT
#39
On April 15 2012 07:19 Arthemesia wrote:
5/5. Did your dad move his porn videos after that or were you too traumatized to even go anywhere near his stuff again


He put a novelty sized bottle of aloe vera lotion from the dollar store in front of it. I have never been so impressed by a deterrent.
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jaybrundage
Profile Joined December 2009
United States3921 Posts
April 16 2012 02:07 GMT
#40
WOw just read both your blogs funny stuff
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