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What if they remade Space Jam...

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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
March 22 2012 07:50 GMT
#1
...but instead of Michael Jordan, they had SlayerS_BoxeR, and instead of basketball, they had Brood War?

Just to set the mood:
+ Show Spoiler +


Instead of the boss alien dude, you would have Dagoth Ur, who has a galactic fight club that has been doing poorly lately. Instead of Loony Toons, you would have the characters and universe of Dragonball Z. Dagoth Ur, seeing how the Dragonball folks would be awesome additions to his failing fight club, sends a group of Mandalorians to capture the Dragonball people.

When the Mandalorians arrive in the Dragonball dimension, Goku is able to trick them into having to play a series of Brood War before being able to capture and enslave them, thinking that surely Mandalorians would not be able to compete with highly-trained, OP-as-fuck martial arts masters and Super-Saiyans. However, the Mandalorians secretly rig a computer monitor in Korea to absorb the talents of top Brood War players like (T)Flash, (Z)Jaedong, (P)Bisu, (Z)Action, and (T)Canata, and they return to DBZ-world looking even more OP-as-fuck.

Goku then travels to real Earth and kidnaps SlayerS_BoxeR, now an SC2 progamer, while he is chilling playing some retro games at a PC bang. BoxeR attempts to train up Goku and friends in Brood War, with some players progressing faster than others. Piccolo and Vegeta are especially slow, but Krillin and Gohan pick up quickly. Despite the help of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and many of the DBZ people's Super Saiyan abilities, the Mandalorians still possess a decisive edge in BW ability, probably because they stolen the talent of the motherfucking (Z)Action (T)Flash.

Anyways, they all show up in OGN Stadium and play a Bo9 full of Bo9s, Winner's League format, with some games of BGH thrown in to spice things up. BoxeR, Goku, and friends fight valiantly and manage to come back from a significant deficit. In the ace match of the ace series, it is down to BoxeR, bunker-rushing a Zerg player in the most intense bunker rush of all-time.

Bill Murray makes an appearance. Because.

Anyways, BoxeR wins and everyone lives happily ever after. The stolen talent is returned to the BW progamers. BoxeR ends up doubling up BW in addition to SC2 due to his new-found BW skills. The Mandalorians dispose of Dagoth Ur. Bill Murray. DBZ fighters return to the chaotic peace of their homeland.


Gentlemen, how do you judge my most excellent story idea?

Poll: Is good?

You are a fool among fools. (42)
 
66%

You are a genius among geniuses. (22)
 
34%

64 total votes

Your vote: Is good?

(Vote): You are a genius among geniuses.
(Vote): You are a fool among fools.




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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
March 22 2012 07:56 GMT
#2
Where is the "you are a genius among fools" option??
:)
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 22 2012 08:01 GMT
#3
Who would be Shawn Bradley?
Temporarykid
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada362 Posts
March 22 2012 08:03 GMT
#4
*slow clap
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Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2454 Posts
March 22 2012 08:25 GMT
#5
5/5 for song alone.
The original Bogus fan.
Lyter
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2145 Posts
March 22 2012 08:37 GMT
#6
I fucking love space jam
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
March 22 2012 08:39 GMT
#7
Omg, im going to have to re-watch that move now
“Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?”
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-22 08:44:30
March 22 2012 08:43 GMT
#8
As long as Michael Bay stays away from it I wouldn't mind a remake like this.
Cackle™
Gheed
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States972 Posts
March 22 2012 08:52 GMT
#9
Bill Murray makes an appearance. Because.


Well, I'm sold.
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
March 22 2012 09:02 GMT
#10
On March 22 2012 17:43 TheKefka wrote:
As long as Michael Bay stays away from it I wouldn't mind a remake like this.

LOL i always just think of that south park episode where they ask him for advise, one of my favorite scenes ever.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Don_Julio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
2220 Posts
March 22 2012 10:51 GMT
#11
I like how you have Canata in the BW remake to correspond with Space Jam's Shawn Bradley
shaftofpleasure
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Korea (North)1375 Posts
March 22 2012 10:55 GMT
#12
I would call this OSL 2012
It's either the holes of my nose are getting smaller or my fingers are getting bigger. /// Always Rooting for the Underdog. Hyuk/Sin/Jaehoon/Juni/Hyvva/Hoejja/Canata //// Hiding in thread somewhere where BW is still in it's pure form here on TL.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8971 Posts
March 22 2012 12:49 GMT
#13
I don't see why you want to mix it with DBZ. Everything else is enough to make me watch it for sure.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
March 22 2012 12:54 GMT
#14
Excellent. Most excellent. Would watch it, for sure.
[TLMS] REBOOT
MaximusT
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States126 Posts
March 22 2012 13:28 GMT
#15
BW playing Super Saiyans vs. Mandalorians who stole Flash's skills? and BoxeR is MJ? and Bill Murray??

Fuck yeah.
I like the building position. Optimized to let the other player penetrate his anal crevice as easily as possible, it's good. - Destiny
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-22 13:39:29
March 22 2012 13:39 GMT
#16
1 restriction, they need to keep the original spacejam soundtrack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jam_(soundtrack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
kanada
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada255 Posts
March 22 2012 13:59 GMT
#17
On March 22 2012 16:56 synapse wrote:
Where is the "you are a genius among fools" option??

my thoughts exactly
Elem
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden4717 Posts
March 22 2012 15:35 GMT
#18
On March 22 2012 22:39 Mementoss wrote:
1 restriction, they need to keep the original spacejam soundtrack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Jam_(soundtrack)
This. That soundtrack is so fucking good. I still listen to it a few times per week. <3 Space Jam.


Also as mentioned, NO MICHAEL BAY.
#freeshauni
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 22 2012 17:28 GMT
#19
Yea let's get Michael bay to ruin another childhood classic
Without a paddle up shit creek.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
March 22 2012 23:34 GMT
#20
On March 23 2012 02:28 matiK23 wrote:
Yea let's get Michael bay to ruin another childhood classic

How about Quentin Tarantino directing? Surely that can't go wrong.
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