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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 10:50:32
March 13 2012 10:48 GMT
#21
Butterfly in the sky,
I can go twice as high...

I must state that I'm not interested in the coupon. However, your blog does evince quite a trip into the past.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
March 13 2012 11:34 GMT
#22
Fat butterfly in the sky
With lasers in the eye

Fat butterfly in the sky
Why won't you die?

Oh, Fat Butterfly!
Fly!


Don't want the prize either, you can give it to the second place instead!
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 12:10:33
March 13 2012 12:08 GMT
#23
Here is a piece I have written about butterflies. I don't really want a coupon; I just wanted to post this nice piece about butterflies that I wrote in the hopes that you might enjoy it.





Butterflies

When I was eight or nine, we used to stay with the grandparents, down by the beach. We’d walk out to the dunes in summer and grow so thoroughly bored of the beach that we had no interest at all in going back after the first week, sick of sun and sand we'd sit around and mope.

From time to time, the father would be busy enough with school or work that we’d spend a week around Easter there too. The place was dead in the spring, the shops all seasonal and shuttered up, everywhere so empty without the sunshine. We’d amuse ourselves as best we could in those pre-summer weeks, when the weather was poor enough that we couldn’t visit the beach for fear of windborne sand.

We’d go anyway though, and shield our eyes against the gritty gusts, to stumble through the dunes, cracking the wet-brown surface-shell of sand to reveal the soft whiteness beneath. One afternoon, the sun breaking through for a warm few hours, we’d found a chrysalis hanging from the scrubby thorn-bushes that lined the shallow hollows of the dunes. We had found it just as it had begun to unravel; the first time I’d seen a cocoon and I’d be there to see it opened. How fine a thing it was.

From that husk emerged first a tiny speckled head, and, with great effort, the legs abdomen and crumpled wings followed, slowly unfolding to drink in the sun, to dry and prepare for flight. As we watched though, the butterfly extended further, sliding gradually from the limp shell to reveal a stretched, conjoined abdomen, a second set of wings, unfolding in turn. A second set of legs clutched at the stem as the wings unfolded, two butterflies laid end-to-end, hanging as they dried.

We were curious about the thing, beautiful as it was in the way that only a child’s perception of a butterfly could be, splashes of red deepening in the warmth of the sun. For reasons I can’t at all remember, we had with us a jamjar (all one word, in the way of the granny), and knowing this was too fine a thing to let escape. We filled the glass with plants and grasses, perhaps a little sand, and snagged it straight from the branch with the lid, clipping the soft shell.

Once inside, the two flapped about in a confusion of compound eyes and glass, the black and red-orange of their wings a blur among the twigs and flora we’d scraped together. We grew afraid then, afraid that we had hurt them and that they might hurt themselves. We managed to convince ourselves that their condition would prove fatal eventually, whether they simply couldn’t fly at all, could never properly feed or would inevitably tear one another apart… it had seemed very unlikely they’d live.

So we did what any children would do. We walked down to the shore, the tide already going out, and flung the jar into the sea. Sadly, having only the throwing arms of kids, the jar failed to clear the sandbank about fifteen feet out, and we waded across to it, the jar heavy enough to have sunk to the bottom of the six-inch deep sea across the sandbar.

Under that thin pane of seawater was our glass, shining in the sun, the soft-green grass and bright red-on-black of frenetic floundering in that delicate bubble. One end was already an inch or two submerged in sand. We hadn’t the heart to cast the thing further into the sea, so we left it alone.

Maybe the tide drew them out along the bottom, our sweet Siamese submariners.
Moderator@SirJolt
NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
March 13 2012 14:21 GMT
#24
Hmm butterfly,
Though I am shy
Giving it a try
Just to say hi
and now, bye

GL EVERYONE :D
Im daed. Follow me @TL_NB
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
March 13 2012 14:29 GMT
#25
Butterflies float; softly
Springtime Air
Thoughts of home

I don't want the coupon as I have my own to give away but couldnt resist taking part. English Haikus are fun because you don't need to follow syllable rules necessarily (so long as its less than 17 syllables huzzah!)

StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-13 16:41:13
March 13 2012 16:31 GMT
#26
sorry if i didn't get yours no time

On March 13 2012 23:29 ZeromuS wrote:
Butterflies float; softly
Springtime Air
Thoughts of home


This is way closer to the dao.

On March 13 2012 17:35 rANDY wrote:
At one hundred gas
My zerglings will increase their
Metabolism


HAha I like this one a lot.

On March 13 2012 17:04 theBALLS wrote:
Silken with poise


good line


On March 13 2012 17:10 Alejandrisha wrote:
tier 2! tier 2!
the gracken cries,
a landscape of lasers--his army dies.
save those corruptors,
a zerg would be wise,
from jelly blossoms brood lords,
the swarm's wing'd prize.


jelly? I don't understand why there's jelly.

On March 13 2012 17:10 iTzSnypah wrote:
Darth Vader is so mean, him and his light sabre wants to kill me!
Light sabre in hand Vader skulks towards me
I am a tricky one, not relying upon the force to guide me through these times
a suit of triangular prisms, just what the doctor ordered!
the light sabre swings at me with effortless ease
refracting upon collision with the prisms the light beams run askew
I pull out my pistol and say 'PEW PEW'
My gun is a real one, firing bullets instead of light
I 1A and win this fight.


Sorry I can't even read this :O

On March 13 2012 18:01 Fishgle wrote:

Metabolism

I haven't brought myself here to be denied he said
Clothes dripping in rain and eyes unblinking

The weather-lady warned us of an upcoming baby-shower
The news anchor smiled a real smile, then told us the news


The first line is 5/5. also I like "whooped when the toro emerged,"

On March 13 2012 18:20 EtherealDeath wrote:
Otters are neat
They hold hands cutely
Swimming backwards simultaneously

Butterflies are better
They copulate together
While flying backwards

But don't forget
Crowds are better
Butterflies have flying threesomes.


A meta haiku! But it does not have meta-dao
(jkjk no such thing as meta dao, the dao pervades all)

On March 13 2012 19:48 flamewheel wrote:
Butterfly in the sky,
I can go twice as high...

I must state that I'm not interested in the coupon. However, your blog does evince quite a trip into the past.


Is that a good thing? Thanks!

On March 13 2012 20:34 fabiano wrote:
Fat butterfly in the sky
With lasers in the eye

Fat butterfly in the sky
Why won't you die?

Oh, Fat Butterfly!
Fly!


Don't want the prize either, you can give it to the second place instead!


Ok, you win but we'll keep the contest going.

On March 13 2012 21:08 SirJolt wrote:
Here is a piece I have written about butterflies. I don't really want a coupon; I just wanted to post this nice piece about butterflies that I wrote in the hopes that you might enjoy it.


nightmares incoming, thanks :D

On March 13 2012 23:21 NB wrote:
Hmm butterfly,
Though I am shy
Giving it a try
Just to say hi
and now, bye

GL EVERYONE :D


HI!

On March 13 2012 17:53 SigmaoctanusIV wrote:
Two Universes as one
Each side beautiful
Fucking butterflies


close.
shikata ga nai
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
March 13 2012 20:41 GMT
#27
corruptors are composed mostly of jelly, as they are in fact jelly fish
get rich or die mining
TL+ Member
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
March 13 2012 22:13 GMT
#28
really? I never noticed. I thought they were flying reverse cthulhu
shikata ga nai
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
March 13 2012 22:20 GMT
#29
On March 13 2012 17:48 targ wrote:
There was a fat lady from Spain
"My metabolism is slow" she always complained
But she ate and she ate
Her mouth was an open gate
Till her metabolism said "I shan't take the blame!"


I like this but the meter is very awkward.

On March 13 2012 17:48 TheBlueMeaner wrote:
All my life I've felt
I'm trapped in a cocoon
the dark, the still
blind, deaf, no future.
but I know I am as special as the sun.
So I struggle, and live each day,
like a broken bird I gracefully endure the rain
till the day I grow wings, and like a butterfly,
I fly to the place, where I will stay,
and forever forget
the days of the cocoon...


Too high school.

right now fishgle, zeromus, and randy are heading up the pack. KEEP EM COMING!!
shikata ga nai
ohsea.toc
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Australia344 Posts
March 14 2012 03:58 GMT
#30
pT (A − λ B) q = 0

The higher blade of man
Grows quietly now and then
In prince’s field.
Yet prodigious it soon blooms,
Into instances of bad driving,
German marching music,
And a habit
For self-reproduction.

The man inspires
A strange and fitful love.

The bomb calls, 5 o’clock,
Neumann demurs,
Perhaps too busy counting calories.
Why not sooner, he says?

“1 o’clock will do me fine.”

Bones cracking,
Faust giggling,
The blade is cut.
Clip, clop, Camelot.
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
March 14 2012 04:03 GMT
#31
Oh shit that is great, you win.

send me your gom account name in a pm and I will figure out how to give you the thing.
shikata ga nai
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