EPTFriends that went down with me:
Car 1:
Me - extremely handsome
Doug - my roommate last year and my housemate this year, has a few friends from home that are going that are giving us a place to stay, really fucking stupid when drunk
AJ - driver, one of my housemates this year and last year, sister plays on Minnesota's basketball team and they're playing PSU that Sunday (aka earlier today). His whole family is coming down and me, Doug, AJ, and his family are going to the game
Car 2:
Chris - driving, has a cousin that goes to PSU that can give us another possible place to stay
Macy - good looking girl, just broke up with her bf of 2 years or so earlier in the week
Tyler - short, chubby kid. Does a lot of designer drugs, always incredibly awkward no matter the situation, does really dumb things like piss in our stairwell when he drinks/does drugs (the reason we'll most likely get kicked out of parties)
Brandon - my roommate, extremely black, from Spanish Harlem
So we all pack up and head out around 3 or so. I made sure to pack the essential stuff that I would need: Pillow, alcohol, contact stuff, change of clothes, toothbrush, and a towel. We meet up at the grocery store and buy some stuff to eat. We bought a loaf of bread, I bought Nutella, Doug bought Peanut Butter, and AJ bought some lunch meet for some high quality dining. After stuffing my face with some delicious, delicious Nutella, we arrive at State College, Pa. We get really lost (all of us being directionally retarded) and it takes us forever to find the apartment in which Chris' cousin lives. It turns out there's no parking non-residents nearby that hasn't already been taken. We go to the house where Doug's friend is partying. There's no parking anywhere. We literally drove around for 1-2 hours looking for parking before finding this shady looking lot off of an alley between houses. It says 'authorized parking only' but we're extremely frustrated and agree to split any tickets.
We arrive at this party and meet up with Doug's friend Alex (except Chris because he ditched us to hang out with his cousin), a really cool guy that I met awhile back. We're chilling for awhile, drinking, mingling, and playing pong. Unfortunately, my stomach starts to get extremely upset after 3-4 shots. I was very sick with gastritis two weeks prior so I figure that I'm not ready to start drinking again *sad face* After an hour or two, we decide to leave the party and wander around to find other places to revel. After walking for about 15 minutes we realize something, it's really fucking cold and really fucking windy. It's about 20 degrees with 50 mph gusts. Looking for shelter from the wind, we get on the bus. At this point, we realize that we left Tyler at the house we were partying at before with no idea how to get back... After a conversion with this hilarious, drunk black guy, we get off at a random stop with a bunch of people lined up for another bus. Since we have no idea where we're going, we just follow them onto the other bus.
We end up getting off at Frat Row and come by this huge ass house that's got a ton of people trying to get it. We figure, why not try. Macy gets in (of course) but we're left out. She comes back out saying that somebody can get us in, which they don't. So as we're walking away, the side door opens and a few people step outside for a cigarette. Seeing this, AJ, Doug, Alex, and Macy hop the wall up to the porch and just walk in the side door. Me and Brandon were bitches and thought we'd get our asses kicked for trying. With nothing to do, Brandon calls his friend Russel and it turns out he's at a frat right down the street. We meet up with him and go back to the frat. We get to the door and this super douchebag looking guy yells 'PARTY IS AT CAPACITY' just to us as we try to go in. Russel tells him that he's on the list and was just in. 'NOPE DOESN'T MATTER NOW GET THE FUCK OUT' So we leave and meet up with the guys that Russel was hanging out with earlier that go to PSU. At this point, we've been walking around for about an hour and a half and are freezing our asses off so we grab some pizza from Canyon Pizza and take the bus to Russel's friends' house.
We get there and chill for awhile and there get to be about 20 or so people there. Even though I couldn't drink was still a fun time. Brandon and Russel's friend Zach got stupid wasted and then had to take like 3 shots from playing a drinking game. There was also this woman there that was about 50 and completely crushed. She couldn't talk without yelling super loud. There was also a guy there that said "I'd have sex with her if it came down to it" and would not believe us when we told him the next day. Also, weed. They smoked 10-15 times from the time we got there to the time we went to bed around 5. And probably the coolest thing that happened was me and Brandon ordering a pizza for delivery from Papa Johns around 3:30 am, getting it around 10 after 4. I ended up falling asleep on the floor with only a small pillow and my hoodie as a blanket. Everybody woke up around 9 (don't ask me how), and just went straight to drinking and smoking.
Our friends (Doug, AJ, Alex, and Macy) came to pick us up around 1 or 2 and filled us in on their night. I guess the frat was amazing. Packed full of people, everybody was dancing, the alcohol flowed like water. On top of that, Macy flashed a brother for 3 beers which made everybody happy. After awhile, Doug got paranoid that everybody left and walked out of the frat because he's an idiot. He was only in because he got really lucky and snuck in in the first place. He ended up being outside for about 2 hours in nothing but a thermal undershirt, a t-shirt, and jeans. He tried to contact another one of his friends that was down for the weekend and had no luck. Eventually, Macy, Alex, and AJ left the frat and found him. They managed to find their way back to the house that we were at in the first place, found Tyler there just talking and surprisingly not creeping anybody out, and partied until they crashed there for the night.
BACKSTORY TIME - Doug really likes Macy. Macy is single now and going pretty nuts so far. Macy wants nothing to do with Doug. Doug is a manwhore.
Doug, Alex, and Macy end up sleeping in the same bed at that house. Alex and Macy spend most of the night making out right next to him.
TO BE CONTINUED
