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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 08:57:29
February 24 2012 08:44 GMT
#1
"He beat me on upgrades, GG"
An exercise in Terran ignorance feat. Constantine
by p4NDemik



Once upon a time in a land called Antiga Shipyard
There was a young terran named Constantine.
He knew not how to make tanks, t'would be too hard,
So instead he made nothing but marine.

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His Zerg foe swatted away his attacks like they were nothing
Young Constantine could not figure out his secret!
So he set out again and again to kill baneling
But alas his efforts only resulted in regret.

[image loading]


The evil zerg questioned his knowledge and cunning
But our hero knew he was smart and wise!
This could not stand, he must stop running
He thought to himself: "I'll make him think twice!"

[image loading]


Those damned mutalisks were surely the problem!
They are fast and nimble
Of course no tanks could not have caused them!
Even IdrA must concede they're imba!

[image loading]


I sat stunned, giggling with delight,
As he mumbled his dying words to me.
What would it be? Something trite?
Alas, he beat me on upgrades GG.

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Download Replay
<3 u constantine I'll never forget this game <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

****
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2012 08:45 GMT
#2
Oh my god.. MORE OF THESE PLZ lol
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
February 24 2012 08:45 GMT
#3
p4 <3
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
MadNote
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lesotho75 Posts
February 24 2012 08:56 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHA AWEsome.
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
February 24 2012 08:56 GMT
#5

That was cool.
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StrinterN
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark531 Posts
February 24 2012 09:07 GMT
#6
LOL the ignorance some people show on battlenet is scary :S
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 24 2012 09:08 GMT
#7
Man, my opponents never talk to me this way ;;
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 24 2012 09:13 GMT
#8
this is what blogs should be used for
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 24 2012 09:14 GMT
#9
The scary part is that this guy somehow made it to Diamond.

Zerg brothers, come on bros ... I mean ... come on.
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zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
February 24 2012 09:22 GMT
#10
"you zergs are bitches" :D

nonono we are Queens!
keep it deep! @zulison
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
February 24 2012 09:50 GMT
#11
LOL That is awesome. More blogs like these please that was hilarious lmao
When I think of something else, something will go here
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
February 24 2012 10:02 GMT
#12
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Very entertaining, nice blog!
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
February 24 2012 10:14 GMT
#13
Did he actually beat you on upgrades?

If so, you suck.
Jaedong :3
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3813 Posts
February 24 2012 10:17 GMT
#14
I though marines were OP, so mass marines = winning a game..... right????


Brilliant blog, brilliant.... 5/5
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popzags
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland604 Posts
February 24 2012 10:20 GMT
#15
I sense new "I bet you don't know where the tech is" thing. Sounds yummy.
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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 10:22:03
February 24 2012 10:21 GMT
#16
On February 24 2012 19:14 ReketSomething wrote:
Did he actually beat you on upgrades?

If so, you suck.

rofl yeah i pretty much stopped trying very hard when i got to 8 bases. I was finishing 3/3 when the game ended.

a few games before i played a 16 minute ZvZ where I had an 80% spawn larva ratio, i think this game was less than 40% hahaha
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MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
February 24 2012 10:27 GMT
#17
ahahaha, that was amazing.
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flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
February 24 2012 10:38 GMT
#18
A-move mutas. Against Terran. That's so insane I laughed a little and then grimaced in pain. I...I just don't know anymore.
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cerb
Profile Joined June 2009
Germany215 Posts
February 24 2012 10:40 GMT
#19
That was really great. Enjoyed reading your post very much!
Bawbjohnson
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States174 Posts
February 24 2012 10:47 GMT
#20
Hahaha! Five-star post man! I wish I had cool ladder stories like this to tell.
"Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things"
Chumpkilla
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States16 Posts
February 24 2012 11:05 GMT
#21
The ending of this game; Priceless.
This is what a true love story is... Take Notes; Twilight
"Strat: Don't lose"
Shichoo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada118 Posts
February 24 2012 11:06 GMT
#22
Facepalm + hard chuckling.
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CrtBalorda
Profile Joined December 2011
Slovenia704 Posts
February 24 2012 11:14 GMT
#23
Im pretty sure noone is ever going to talk to me like that
4th August 2012...Never forget.....
nightmare1993
Profile Joined October 2010
Malaysia8 Posts
February 24 2012 11:14 GMT
#24
On February 24 2012 18:14 p4NDemik wrote:
The scary part is that this guy somehow made it to Diamond.

Zerg brothers, come on bros ... I mean ... come on.


Marines are the best unit in the game xD
MMM and press T then watch the world melt
D4V3Z02
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany693 Posts
February 24 2012 11:47 GMT
#25
He won, he played better.
http://www.twitch.tv/d4v3z02 all your base are belong to overlord
Shenghi
Profile Joined August 2010
167 Posts
February 24 2012 12:07 GMT
#26
I don't think it's the upgrades part. He beat you on everything... everything... and still lost. Ridiculous. Someone should explain to him the meaning of "beating." =]
People are not born stupid, they choose to be stupid. If you made that choice, please change your mind.
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 12:37:40
February 24 2012 12:36 GMT
#27
Double face palm at this noob QQ. LOL!
Does this dude exists on TL? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
EdSlyB
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Portugal1621 Posts
February 24 2012 12:38 GMT
#28
How cute! If think he/she likes you, P4ndemik. ^^
aka Wardo
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
February 24 2012 12:50 GMT
#29
The hypocrisy is strong in that one

Good work Pandemik <3
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BabyToss!
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Czech Republic588 Posts
February 24 2012 12:59 GMT
#30
Rofl, I just laughed really badly, thank you for sharing :D
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iiGreetings
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada563 Posts
February 24 2012 13:01 GMT
#31
Oh man what a gem thanks for it haha 5/5
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
February 24 2012 13:10 GMT
#32
Not only did he not make tanks but he didn't seem to know about thors either! Does he know what the factory is for? Besides getting the starport
Sethronu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United Kingdom450 Posts
February 24 2012 13:55 GMT
#33
To be fair, with the amount of talk about how OP marines are and how marine counters everything, can you really be surprised someone believed it? :D
Floobie
Profile Joined February 2011
England296 Posts
February 24 2012 14:43 GMT
#34
Very much enjoyed the OP!
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
February 24 2012 14:48 GMT
#35
so good haha
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Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
February 24 2012 14:57 GMT
#36
lol nice
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Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
February 24 2012 15:00 GMT
#37
so good
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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
February 24 2012 15:03 GMT
#38
ROFL!
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Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
February 24 2012 15:22 GMT
#39
Thats straight out of elementary school!
"Oh yeah well you won but I umm tried harder and sweated more!"

Thanks for the smile
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19208 Posts
February 24 2012 15:23 GMT
#40
On February 24 2012 19:02 Cascade wrote:
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Very entertaining, nice blog!

clearly he upgraded from 1 base to all the bases
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
February 24 2012 15:43 GMT
#41
lol what......... the excuses people throw out are ridiculous. This guy is a shining example of the failure mindset. shortfuse and apparently every game is never his fault., nevermind he let P4ND get on 999999 bases.
Czarnodziej
Profile Joined January 2011
Poland624 Posts
February 24 2012 15:57 GMT
#42
Inb4 "I beat you on upgrades" meme
UmbraaeternuS
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile476 Posts
February 24 2012 16:03 GMT
#43
Oh lol, this was so ridiculous.
Excuses everywhere. How in hell did that dude get to diamond like that?

Great blog p4NDemik. 5/5
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floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
February 24 2012 16:16 GMT
#44
This reminds me of that "IT WAS 2 SECONDS FROM FINISHING" guy in BW

Can someone bump/link that shit
TheTurk
Profile Joined January 2011
United States732 Posts
February 24 2012 16:20 GMT
#45
Hahah, a fun read. Thanks! ^_^
Starcraft is a lifestyle.
Testuser
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
6469 Posts
February 24 2012 16:25 GMT
#46
but he beat you on upgrades
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Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
February 24 2012 16:29 GMT
#47
Great read!
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madhyene
Profile Joined March 2011
France43 Posts
February 24 2012 17:26 GMT
#48
Zerg is so imba. I mean, we have things that COUNTER MARINES ? What the hell ?
Even if marines have better upgrades. Seriously zerg is so imba... I should play Protoss.
TBone-
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2309 Posts
February 24 2012 17:58 GMT
#49
I look at the minimap, then chat, then the lawwwls ensue!
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salehonasi
Profile Joined March 2011
United States87 Posts
February 24 2012 18:17 GMT
#50
As a Terran player in the Diamond-ish range as well... this was hilarious.

Upgrades are important, after all. They make your units more cost-efficient if you get ahead on them.

...Clearly, we need a nerf to Hatcheries. If, say, Zerg were disallowed to build more Hatcheries than we Terrans had CCs, I think that would be good. Right...?
"The most effective counter in Starcraft 2 is to go ****ing kill him." -Day[9]
`Zapdos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States935 Posts
February 24 2012 18:21 GMT
#51
I fucking lol'd. Make more please.
www.twitch.tv/thezapdos come watch me :]
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
February 24 2012 18:36 GMT
#52
Nice how you left him 9:00 expansion at least. Pretty considerate.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
February 24 2012 18:42 GMT
#53
And this is why you should stream more!
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
February 24 2012 18:43 GMT
#54
Get Five'd sir. I imagine if I played Terrran I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much. Still, great blog.
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Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
February 24 2012 18:53 GMT
#55
Photo Love Story?

Entertaining read. 5/5
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ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
February 24 2012 19:01 GMT
#56
3/3 bases
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
KazeHydra
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Japan2788 Posts
February 24 2012 19:17 GMT
#57
The real reason Protoss is OP: chronoboost allows us to beat you on upgrades every game. 1 gate into double forge and a macro nexus. Turtle with cannons while chronoboosting out upgrades-> easy win gg.
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Drazerk
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom31255 Posts
February 24 2012 19:53 GMT
#58
He forgot about the Terran building armour upgrade...
Avalain
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada308 Posts
February 24 2012 19:57 GMT
#59
Man, I played a guy a lot like him. He went nothing but marines and I held him off with ling/bling while teching to mutas (for the tech switch that never happened) and expanding to 4 bases.

Then I just ran into his natural with a bunch of lings and blings and wiped him out. The fun thing is that he left by saying "Nice allin".
You know what unit really has balance problems? Colossi. Why, they look like they could be blown over in a stiff wind!
ElMacedonian
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States79 Posts
February 24 2012 20:08 GMT
#60
some people in ladder get so mad over stupid games i love it. people just cant take a loss, you think theyd get used to it since the way bnet is designed we loose half our games.
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StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
February 24 2012 20:32 GMT
#61
I like that the guy is so deluded that he thinks you SHOULDN'T be able to just A-move when you're that far ahead. That's the entire point of a macro based game. If the opponent is way worse at macroing and don't understand timings then you get an army that you can win with even if you lose both your eyes and ears.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
February 24 2012 21:15 GMT
#62
Lmao! such a great story Make more of these!! hahaha
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StickyFlower
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden68 Posts
February 24 2012 21:19 GMT
#63
I wish I played opponents like this :D 5/5!
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Seronei
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden991 Posts
February 24 2012 21:38 GMT
#64
I agree with the terran :D
LeapofFaith
Profile Joined November 2011
United States446 Posts
February 24 2012 22:38 GMT
#65
I lol'd. Great blog!
ClairvoyanceSC2
Profile Joined February 2012
United States758 Posts
February 24 2012 23:37 GMT
#66
Great ! :D more of them please. Love the pictures and the poem. Goes along so well!
redeux
Profile Joined November 2010
United States148 Posts
February 24 2012 23:49 GMT
#67
hahahahaha. Now if he only knew how to split those marines.
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Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
February 24 2012 23:52 GMT
#68
The new trend I've been noticing on bnet is that your supposed to tell your opponents how you actually outplayed them when you lose.
juicy
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia145 Posts
February 24 2012 23:57 GMT
#69
Amazing
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 24 2012 23:58 GMT
#70
On February 25 2012 01:16 floor exercise wrote:
This reminds me of that "IT WAS 2 SECONDS FROM FINISHING" guy in BW

Can someone bump/link that shit

lmao i remember that

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88865

[image loading]
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Darkong
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom418 Posts
February 25 2012 01:12 GMT
#71
Apparently this guy can't tell the difference between banelings and mutas, seeing as how it was the banes which were killing him...

Seriously though, this guy was diamond? I'm only gold and I both play better, and face better opponents than this. The ladder confuses me sometimes
Trolling the Battle.Net forums, the most fun you can have with your pants on.
Belial88
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5217 Posts
February 25 2012 02:25 GMT
#72
haha. I get so many toss who QQ about my 1/0 or 0/0. "BUT IM 3/3!". Yea, with 20 units 20 minutes into the game on 2 base.
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Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
February 25 2012 03:09 GMT
#73
--- Nuked ---
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 25 2012 04:30 GMT
#74
I have a replay from 5 months ago where he beat me by going mech lol

wonder why he switched to pure marine
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Syrupjuice
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States173 Posts
February 25 2012 07:05 GMT
#75
xD oh my goodness. That was great. Wonderfully formatted post, and excellently told. His reasoning… I just don't understand how he came up with that… Well, hopefully he'll watch the replay and think through the game a bit ;D

Keep it up! Look forward to more posts like this c:
Cade
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1420 Posts
February 25 2012 08:38 GMT
#76
This post actually made me crack up haha. Thank you so much this was amazing
Bwiggly
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States246 Posts
February 25 2012 09:41 GMT
#77
Awesome blog post 5/5 easily
Reminds me of a game I just played beating a silver Terran (I'm diamond) as Zerg and him constantly spamming Zerg op and me getting lucky when Im on 6 base vs him on 1 base the whole game expanding once his main got mined out.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
February 25 2012 11:14 GMT
#78
hahahah thank you so much entertaining replay <3
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Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
February 25 2012 12:49 GMT
#79
marines imba.

Seriously hilarious
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Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
February 25 2012 14:02 GMT
#80
Well, at least it's a small victory.
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Profile Joined July 2011
United States1019 Posts
February 25 2012 16:47 GMT
#81
What's the best way to take screenshots like this? Whenever I try it, I get a black box when I ctrl+v.
We CAN have nice things
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
February 25 2012 21:50 GMT
#82
I just really want him to find this thread. it is the only thing that could make this whole story better. What would he say now?
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Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
February 25 2012 22:17 GMT
#83
p4NDemik, you sir are a true hero of the swarm 5/5 :D i miss quality battle report blogs
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how
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States538 Posts
February 26 2012 06:32 GMT
#84
Ya, you should definantly make more of these.
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taldarimAltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
973 Posts
February 26 2012 11:01 GMT
#85
Damn I thought u actually managed to lose that cuz he had higher ups
BlitchizSC2
Profile Joined August 2010
United States306 Posts
February 26 2012 14:25 GMT
#86
lol this is great. <3
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Thales
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States27 Posts
February 26 2012 17:39 GMT
#87
Very well done! :D
"And God, I, I hope that whenever he loses he doesn't print off some paragraph of insulting things about you know.. calling people stacks of mother fuckers and everything like that" - Brother Mack
dextrin303
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden320 Posts
February 27 2012 16:58 GMT
#88
Haha well played sir!
veGGen
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway62 Posts
February 27 2012 19:42 GMT
#89
Well i have felt his frustration a dozen times, i have to agree. dem damn flying bat folks are op !

And to be frank.........................he did beat you on upgrades. g...G
‎"He kill them with they love. That's how it is every day. All over the worl'."
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
February 27 2012 19:48 GMT
#90
On February 24 2012 18:14 p4NDemik wrote:
The scary part is that this guy somehow made it to Diamond.

Zerg brothers, come on bros ... I mean ... come on.



what!

I can make 3 bases like this guy... I want to be diamond too. QQ
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iaretehnoob
Profile Joined June 2004
Sweden741 Posts
February 27 2012 20:48 GMT
#91
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Sure hope Blizzard won't ban me for winning while being behind on upgrades ♥
rqPlan
Profile Joined December 2011
Nicaragua42 Posts
February 27 2012 21:10 GMT
#92
Mutas are actually the free win unit.
1. Remove unlimed unit selection - 2. Remove macro boosters - 3. Six workers
qwertzi
Profile Joined March 2011
111 Posts
February 27 2012 23:48 GMT
#93
haha awesome <3

and...
On February 28 2012 06:10 rqPlan wrote:
Mutas are actually the free win unit.


TT
Wragg
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
12 Posts
February 28 2012 11:06 GMT
#94
Haha.

Tbh, I've seen 2...3? high level ladder games where mass marine actually worked, but those terrans put tons of pressure/focus fire blings/didn't let the zerg tech, and by tech I mean not even bling speed.

Power Overwhelming
TAAF
Profile Joined March 2011
Switzerland226 Posts
February 28 2012 12:01 GMT
#95
Hahaha! awesome =)
Crouching probe, hidden cannon
CreatorGX
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States121 Posts
February 28 2012 20:39 GMT
#96
What a lovely story for such a sad Terran.

Well written, gg.
http://creatorgx.blogspot.com/
Dracolich70
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark3820 Posts
February 29 2012 08:06 GMT
#97
I loved this. GJ.
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