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He beat me on upgrades, GG

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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 08:57:29
February 24 2012 08:44 GMT
#1
"He beat me on upgrades, GG"
An exercise in Terran ignorance feat. Constantine
by p4NDemik



Once upon a time in a land called Antiga Shipyard
There was a young terran named Constantine.
He knew not how to make tanks, t'would be too hard,
So instead he made nothing but marine.

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His Zerg foe swatted away his attacks like they were nothing
Young Constantine could not figure out his secret!
So he set out again and again to kill baneling
But alas his efforts only resulted in regret.

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The evil zerg questioned his knowledge and cunning
But our hero knew he was smart and wise!
This could not stand, he must stop running
He thought to himself: "I'll make him think twice!"

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Those damned mutalisks were surely the problem!
They are fast and nimble
Of course no tanks could not have caused them!
Even IdrA must concede they're imba!

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I sat stunned, giggling with delight,
As he mumbled his dying words to me.
What would it be? Something trite?
Alas, he beat me on upgrades GG.

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<3 u constantine I'll never forget this game <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 24 2012 08:45 GMT
#2
Oh my god.. MORE OF THESE PLZ lol
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
February 24 2012 08:45 GMT
#3
p4 <3
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
MadNote
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lesotho75 Posts
February 24 2012 08:56 GMT
#4
HAHAHAHA AWEsome.
jcroisdale
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1543 Posts
February 24 2012 08:56 GMT
#5

That was cool.
"I think bringing a toddler to a movie theater is a terrible idea. They are too young to understand what is happening it would be like giving your toddler acid. Bad idea." - Sinensis
StrinterN
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark531 Posts
February 24 2012 09:07 GMT
#6
LOL the ignorance some people show on battlenet is scary :S
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 24 2012 09:08 GMT
#7
Man, my opponents never talk to me this way ;;
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 24 2012 09:13 GMT
#8
this is what blogs should be used for
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 24 2012 09:14 GMT
#9
The scary part is that this guy somehow made it to Diamond.

Zerg brothers, come on bros ... I mean ... come on.
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zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
February 24 2012 09:22 GMT
#10
"you zergs are bitches" :D

nonono we are Queens!
keep it deep! @zulison
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
February 24 2012 09:50 GMT
#11
LOL That is awesome. More blogs like these please that was hilarious lmao
When I think of something else, something will go here
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
February 24 2012 10:02 GMT
#12
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Very entertaining, nice blog!
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
February 24 2012 10:14 GMT
#13
Did he actually beat you on upgrades?

If so, you suck.
Jaedong :3
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3805 Posts
February 24 2012 10:17 GMT
#14
I though marines were OP, so mass marines = winning a game..... right????


Brilliant blog, brilliant.... 5/5
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popzags
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland604 Posts
February 24 2012 10:20 GMT
#15
I sense new "I bet you don't know where the tech is" thing. Sounds yummy.
What what the the fuck fuck? That blew my mind so much, I doubled every word in the phrase 'What the fuck' to get: 'What what the the fuck fuck my what the the fuck fucking what did the drop dropship medivac where in the what in the hell?' - Day[9]
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-24 10:22:03
February 24 2012 10:21 GMT
#16
On February 24 2012 19:14 ReketSomething wrote:
Did he actually beat you on upgrades?

If so, you suck.

rofl yeah i pretty much stopped trying very hard when i got to 8 bases. I was finishing 3/3 when the game ended.

a few games before i played a 16 minute ZvZ where I had an 80% spawn larva ratio, i think this game was less than 40% hahaha
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MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
February 24 2012 10:27 GMT
#17
ahahaha, that was amazing.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
February 24 2012 10:38 GMT
#18
A-move mutas. Against Terran. That's so insane I laughed a little and then grimaced in pain. I...I just don't know anymore.
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
cerb
Profile Joined June 2009
Germany215 Posts
February 24 2012 10:40 GMT
#19
That was really great. Enjoyed reading your post very much!
Bawbjohnson
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States174 Posts
February 24 2012 10:47 GMT
#20
Hahaha! Five-star post man! I wish I had cool ladder stories like this to tell.
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