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heads up -This deals with drugs & perophinilia
Alright TL I have a little story here that started around 4 months ago. Me and my buddy were throwing a house party where since we have to kind of keep it quiet at night we try to stick to mainly bud as people's poison of choice since often alchohol leads to loud people. Anyway sometime in the night this guy we sort of know shows up, his name for story purposes would be Gary. So Gary gets passed our brand new bong, and before even taking a hit just wrecks it on the table blowing out like a 1/3rd of the bottom of this bong. Very sad moment in my life.
We tell Gary that since he broke it he's gotta pay for it and we paid $120 for it. He says ok he'll do it asap and gets on his way along with everyone else. So a couple days roll by and we finally talk and setup a deal where he gives us $40 a week and then that would be that.
First week comes by, nothing.
Second week comes by, nothing.
Third week comes by, we get some shitty excuse about how he couldn't come up with any money ay all... after almost a month, but wtvr me and my friend were trying to be nice and not start anything so we just kind of went with it agreeing that he'd have it us when he could. so we waited.
Month and a half comes by and we finally get some money but sadly it's only half of what he owes. Now, the first thing he says when handing us the money is that it was a shitty bong and broke stupidly so he should only half to pay us 60.. ok wtf, calling our bong that HE broke shitty and only paying half . . .not even a hello, ugh. We eventually persuade him to just pay us the full and time goes on again.
3rd month, now we're starting to get seriously annoyed and now start asking him either everyday or every other day when he'll have the money. Of course I get this text from him "I'm not paying for that piece of shit bong, if you try and come get the money i'll beat the shit out of you" . . . awesome, exactly what i wanted to hear. At this point i basically just say fuck it and figure it's not worth pursuing this anymore.
4th month - Kharma hits. I'm sitting in the food court and low and behold it's Gary running across the court. Coincidence happened to strike cause while running, Gary jumped over someone's bag on the ground and out of his pocket fell what looked to be like an iphone. Being as super ninja as I am i managed to snatch it before he even noticed it was gone and went on my merry way in the opposite direction. Upon further inspection I realized what I had grabbed was an ipod touch, let alone a brand new one. Looked up the price online new and it was $150. Well would you look at that, $150 of this douchebags money. So i took it to work and sold it almost instantly for $130 cash ^.^
TL;DR
Guy breaks my bong -is reluctant to pay me back - pays me only half - threatens to fight - i forgive and forget and end up $150 richer.
Kharmatic Justice? I think so
Edit: Should also probably add I heard from his friends that he was flaming nonstop about how he lost his ipod lololol.
  
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On February 04 2012 17:47 randommuch wrote:
i forgive and forget
yeah, sure ...
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I'm confused. So this Gary guy accidentally breaks a bong at a drunk party where you expect this shit to happen, then you bother him for weeks upon weeks, and suddenly it justifies you stealing and selling his ipod?
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In my oppinion you came out worse in this, he accidentally broke your bong worth $120, took a few weeks for him to come up with $60 and then said he wouldn't pay the rest becaus 'it's a shitty bong', then you end up stealing his Ipod and selling it for $130 quite a douchy move.
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Keep $60 and give the rest to charity. Else, you're a thief.
e: it's spelled karma by the way
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Karmatic Justice??????????????
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bullshit. you don't understand kharma as a vehicle. it doesn't work through direct attempts at revenge. You're just a douche who thinks stealing is justified if you feel someone deserves it. Karma, as it were, will steal from you.
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aww man if you "found" his iphone for him and returned it, he would have been at a loss for words because you are the last person he would expect to help him. then he will pay you back and you guys can be pals. that is how karma works!!! :D good luck!
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Wow, what a douche move from you.
He accidently broke your bong when you guys were drunk - shit like this happen. So you get some money from him, decide it's not enough and steal his iPod....
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I think a lot of people here are misreading. He says explicitly that they don't drink because drinking leads to loudness and they have to be quiet or am I completely missing the point? So the guy didn't destroy the bong while he was totally drunk but rather an idiot.
Anyways, I would have returned the iPod anyways. A good deed like that maybe could have motivated him to return the remaining 60 bucks. I don't think this debt justifies theft, also I like the proposal to give it to charity.
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On February 04 2012 21:46 surfinbird1 wrote:
I think a lot of people here are misreading. He says explicitly that they don't drink because drinking leads to loudness and they have to be quiet or am I completely missing the point? So the guy didn't destroy the bong while he was totally drunk but rather an idiot.
Anyways, I would have returned the iPod anyways. A good deed like that maybe could have motivated him to return the remaining 60 bucks. I don't think this debt justifies theft, also I like the proposal to give it to charity.
100% sober and 100% bitchiness from him the whole 4 months, I guess I fail to fully put forth how seriously annoying this guy was.
And for the people who say theft, he literally ran away leaving his ipod and it may be dick-like but I was in no way ready to hand it back to him.
used the money to put towards a new fridge for my friend so that's where that went everyone.
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On February 04 2012 20:28 EquilasH wrote:
Wow, what a douche move from you.
He accidently broke your bong when you guys were drunk - shit like this happen. So you get some money from him, decide it's not enough and steal his iPod....
You should learn to read better
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well you could have been a tad nicer and said "pay me the rest and you get it back". This way, you did actually steal it. Just because he didn't notice it falling out of his pocket doesn't mean he gave it away for free rofl.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
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If karma exists I can't wait for part 2 of this blog.
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Douche. 1 star. Shouldn't be stooping to his level.
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So you basically stole his phone and took the money he didn't repay you. Way to be a bigger man. Wtf.
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haha I would have done the same thing but you arnt going to get any sympathy from the kind of people who post here lol.
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Good job man thats justice
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Should have sold his iPod back to him for $60.
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He broke your "bong" ? What is a bong? Anyway, At least he paid back half of what he broke, but you stole his itouch! OMGEEEE ! Holy mommaa! By law you have committed an offense. Where is the justice or morality in that? I too agree that the money that you gained from stealing should be given to charity.
Do you want your future children to steal too? Confess to your freind or send him an ipod by post, write a letter asking for forgiveness.
P.s I hope the police are not tracking your I.P address, you just confessed to stealing....maybe you should stay low for a while or just turn yourself in.
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5/5 from me. I applaud your actions. You are a crusader of justice like Guy Gardener and Deadpool. In other words, a hero!
And you didn't steal this guy's ipod. You found it.
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That's petty theft, congratulations...
There's no law that says you can't break someone's drug-consuming object by mistake, but there certainly are laws against literally stealing someone's object. You're in the wrong. Luckily the guy's a dick so I don't feel too bad, but don't gloat too much because frankly, you deserve nothing good.
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Lol I thought a "bong" was an authentic glass table!! Omo! I'm so naive. Holy omma!!! its a "drug consuming object" !! O.O In total you broke 2 laws, eating drugs and stealing. What will you do next? Kidnap and force him to pay up? Steal his organs for money?Turn yourself in asap, the guilt of stealing will haunt you forever, it will eat you alive.
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Honestly bongs get broken all the time, they are made of glass and very top-heavy after all...I've had several friends who have had their bongs broken. One of my friends dogs has broken 2 bongs. Shit happens. You're probably lucky he gave you 60 bucks in the first place. And then you take his ipod? I'm with the guy who says you should have sold his iPod back to him for $60  )
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1) KARMA
2) He's a douchebag.
3) So are you.
A match made in heaven.
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