This has to be the best thing I have ever read on TL.

I can't believe I didn't get bored and stop reading for such a long article. You sir, I give props to.

Russano

United States434 Posts

February 05 2012 05:51 GMT

#84

I've never felt more enlightened after reading a blog.

cmen15

United States1519 Posts

February 05 2012 05:52 GMT

#85

Gheed your blogs are getting better and better lolol. I mean the last few conversation were just magical!!! 5/5 fa sho

Najda

United States3765 Posts

February 05 2012 05:58 GMT

#86

I too am entrigued by the mindset of a bronze player. I wish I could just sit in their chair for a day to see what it's like to play Starcraft at that level. There are some things that are just so basic that I don't understand how people can overlook it (like not constantly making workers in the very start of the game.. where else is your attention going?).

NationInArms

United States1553 Posts

February 05 2012 06:03 GMT

#87

I want to be one of the lawyers that gets to defend you. :D
Or at least observe the trial.

Kid-Fox

Canada400 Posts

February 05 2012 06:07 GMT

#88

All I can say is,

Slow Clap.

LolitsPing

United States285 Posts

February 05 2012 06:12 GMT

#89

I really wanna make a new account and just mass drone ppl in bronze league after reading this...

Defeat

United States476 Posts

February 05 2012 06:13 GMT

#90

5/5 I love your blogs sir :3

Yurie

12047 Posts

February 05 2012 06:16 GMT

#91

Ah sad we won't get any more worker rush blogs in a while.

theBizness

United States696 Posts

February 05 2012 06:20 GMT

#92

Have you considered a post doctorate dissertation in psychology?

Rube_Juice

Canada348 Posts

February 05 2012 06:27 GMT

#93

"weren't you lamenting the fact that you don't have a lot of time to play sc2? because you've been sitting in a lobby talking for 30 minutes while i worker rush people"

oh man. i lol'd so hard.

thumbs up.

boon2537

United States905 Posts

February 05 2012 06:32 GMT

#94

This is one of my favorite blogs.
Keep descending, sir.

WARSinRIOTS

United States14 Posts

February 05 2012 06:38 GMT

#95

Hilarious read. Keep it up XD

Majynx

United States1431 Posts

February 05 2012 06:42 GMT

#96

Great write up. Well worth the read.

ZeromuS

Canada13402 Posts

February 05 2012 06:51 GMT

#97

Man that last guy was pure gold. Let us know when the lawyers subpoena you

Belial88

United States5217 Posts

February 05 2012 06:58 GMT

#98

What's really funny, is that a mid-masters like myself, is just like these bronzies, when compared to a pro sc2 player, and a diamond, is like these bronzies to a masters, and a gold, etc, etc.

And then these bronzies/silvers/diamonds/masters talk balance, complain about the game, et cetera.

We're all bad when you get down to it. I've watched many low-masters play and thought "are these guys braindead?". I've seen masters players get supply blocked every. single. time from 9 supply, I've seen diamonds go gateway/forge on 1 base.

I'm not saying what you posted isn't funny though ^^

The Final Boss

United States1839 Posts

February 05 2012 07:15 GMT

#99

I really enjoy this. That super long chat at the end with the guy complaining about mouse latency made me laugh the most hahaha.

ticklishmusic

United States15977 Posts

February 05 2012 07:19 GMT

#100

So its season 6 now... and if I throw my placement match and worker rush, maybe I' shall join you in the Bronze league my good sir.

I think you should try offensive buildings from now on. Toss can cannon rush (forge must be in opponent's base), Zerg can spine crawler rush, and Terran must offensive PF.