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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
February 04 2012 11:33 GMT
#21
ROFL.

Clearly it takes someone of Nestea's caliber to stop a worker rush.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
CptObnoxious
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia24 Posts
February 04 2012 11:59 GMT
#22
6/5, but I hope you realise that it's possible you may never be better thens ulver.
ragnorr
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark6097 Posts
February 04 2012 12:01 GMT
#23
These blogs are so great, sorta sad some of the loses these people get tho
Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
February 04 2012 12:11 GMT
#24
Bronzies really are the pinnacle of insane SC2 players.

Love your Work Rush Series. Showed it to my brother in Germany. He really enjoyed it too.
Thanks for the laughs and amazing stories of blind, inept and crazy bronze players.
aruno, arunoaj, aruno_aj | Those are my main aliases
Clazziquai10
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Singapore1949 Posts
February 04 2012 12:41 GMT
#25
And here I am in diamond, sick of starcraft, when in fact there are still so many stuff to explore.

Cya in bronze hell dude.
Teoita
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Italy12246 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-04 13:08:17
February 04 2012 13:07 GMT
#26
On February 04 2012 15:35 jubil wrote:
My good sir, Gheed, I admire your perseverance, continuing to use this strategy and enduring so much verbal abuse in your odyssey to explore the bronze league. The reactions of your opponents are quite amusing, although I cannot help but feel more sympathy than it appears you do towards them. Some people simply are not interested in actually learning what would be effective in this game, preferring to play by their own preconcieved rules. My theory is that worker rushes infuriate them so much because it overrides this image they have in their mind as to what a "proper" Starcraft game should be, full of exciting and epic science-fiction armies. Instead the game instantly devolves into a basic battle of micro. The fact that this challenge is stacked so much in their favor, and yet they consistantly fail demonstrates that they are simply unwilling or incapable of thinking of the game in such a way.

There's nothing inherently wrong with intending to play a game a certain way. The unfortunate part is when their method of playing conflicts with an game frame like yours, which is so antithetical; and of course the fact that they constantly receive negative feedback (they lose). It's a good thing that we have a bronze league, so these unfortunate souls can hopefully only ever play against each other, and get wins every now and again. There must always be a lowest 20%.


That is actually the insight Gheed has been looking for i think.

On to the blog: i just thought of a way to help you hit rock bottom bronze. Add constrictions, lots of them, to how you play, such as:

1) No keybinds of any sort. Actually, play only with your mouse hand if you can.
2) Never make more than 10 workers, but always take 2 gasses.

Those 2 should be crippling enough to lose you a good number of games, but you can still try to macro off1base and what not.
ModeratorProtoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
mrGRAPE
Profile Joined November 2011
Singapore293 Posts
February 04 2012 13:33 GMT
#27
lol at the last guy talking about suing... it's a video game, get over it.

And also, A+move please.
Starcraft 2 and eSports enthusiast. https://twitter.com/#!/mrGRAPETV | http://mrgrapetv.wordpress.com/
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
February 04 2012 14:48 GMT
#28
Yeah! I love these blogs!
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KingDime
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada750 Posts
February 04 2012 16:32 GMT
#29
Ya, you would definitely want some constrictions as mentioned above. Also if you plan on using only your mouse hand, probably a good idea to use terran as without the keyboard you cannot effectively kite using only your mouse. Though at bronze abyss you play in I doubt it's necessary.
Doom Guy
nicotn
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands186 Posts
February 04 2012 17:07 GMT
#30
Now I'm more confused than ever. How am I supposed to lose against people who don't make units? Or people who choose to make the worst units in the game? I really don't know. Short of just leaving the game, I am at a loss of how to proceed down deeper. So fuck it. It's time for a tea party. For the next 100 games I shall be having a very merry unbirthday.


Only make a certain number of workers, all in, every game, but not necessarily attacking.
mrafaeldie12
Profile Joined July 2011
Brazil537 Posts
February 04 2012 17:46 GMT
#31
You should try moving your base after the game starts,my friend once did that on plat league and the guy insta left LOL
"..it all comes thumbling down thumbling down thumblin down"
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
February 04 2012 18:11 GMT
#32
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Asday
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom388 Posts
February 04 2012 18:28 GMT
#33
"I had, by way of not being bronze myself"

That reminded me of the dudes that say they play at a masters level, even though they're plat. Wahahahaha.
ilion
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States65 Posts
February 04 2012 18:48 GMT
#34
On February 05 2012 03:11 Inori wrote:
6 blogs later I still can't find an answer to a simple question: why?


He was stuck in platinum.
Deleted User 61629
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1664 Posts
February 04 2012 18:52 GMT
#35
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Asday
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom388 Posts
February 04 2012 18:56 GMT
#36
Oh my god that massive chatlog at the end was fantastic.
anathematize
Profile Joined June 2011
United States69 Posts
February 04 2012 19:36 GMT
#37
amazing blog. love the writing style. i look forward to seeing just how low you can stomach going.
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
February 04 2012 19:36 GMT
#38
Firstly:
Starcraft, the game populated by the most masochistic bunch of gamers who all collectively wallow in a feeling of self-disgust at how horrible they are

Standard. MLISC.

Also, this literally made my day. You're a phenomenal writer, and the last conversation was so fucking funny. My favorite part was "it has to be false to be slanderous / and it is not false that you are a dipshit"

so. good.

5/5

Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
Dyme
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany523 Posts
February 04 2012 19:43 GMT
#39
On February 05 2012 03:11 Inori wrote:
6 blogs later I still can't find an answer to a simple question: why?


Obviously he wanted to know what is wrong with the people in Bronze. Makes sense to me. At least reading the blogs is hilarious.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 04 2012 20:05 GMT
#40
hahahah
God I love this series, so funny and good. You're getting a bit more aggressive in some chatlogs (imitating conversation after the game)

but its all justified keheheheh
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
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