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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
February 05 2012 07:21 GMT
#101
I like this blog :D
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neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
February 05 2012 07:25 GMT
#102
Lolololololololololololololololo that last convo. Oh mannnn
zhurai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States5660 Posts
February 05 2012 07:26 GMT
#103
On February 05 2012 16:19 ticklishmusic wrote:
So its season 6 now... and if I throw my placement match and worker rush, maybe I' shall join you in the Bronze league my good sir.

I think you should try offensive buildings from now on. Toss can cannon rush (forge must be in opponent's base), Zerg can spine crawler rush, and Terran must offensive PF.

I vote spine crawler push, just pure spine crawlers and some other unit (queens? idk)

... actually I did that before to a protoss and a terran before in plat 1-2 seasons ago
or whenever there were freaking close positions on metal/st.... or maybe that 3-4... i dont' remember anymore O_O

like expoed and then made like 3-4 spines and then aggressively pushed creep to the opponent's base.
The funny thing is one game he 4gated into failing into voidrays against me... and um. I did a spine crawler push with ling+roach(+hydra+queen) and took the expos as I passed by them (metalopolis close position) and then won O_o

those were funny
Twitter: @zhurai | Site: http://zhurai.com
Radiated11
Profile Joined December 2011
United States32 Posts
February 05 2012 07:27 GMT
#104
This blog is very interesting and funny read. Almost makes me wanna get a bronze smurf.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
February 05 2012 07:39 GMT
#105
I laughed out loud multiple times and ended up having to explain the premise of this blog to my girlfriend. Amazing stuff, particularly the 5 rax off 8 scv's into double gas build, "my friends are fking hardasses at this game, thor he is rank 8 bronze!" and the illiterate no unit protoss. I'd give it more than 5 stars if I could.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
PlunderGames
Profile Joined December 2011
United States5 Posts
February 05 2012 07:41 GMT
#106
Honestly the best part about this was the last picture. Long read but weeeelllll worth it
But why is the rum gone?
D4V3Z02
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany693 Posts
February 05 2012 07:42 GMT
#107
I think it's bm to post stuff of raging ppl without their permission.
http://www.twitch.tv/d4v3z02 all your base are belong to overlord
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-05 07:56:40
February 05 2012 07:55 GMT
#108
How do Bronzies have like 200 and 600 games on these accounts?

I can't STAND to lose, I only have like 50 ladder wins since sc2 came out. If they can stand to loose that much... how... on earth...

I think I would trade knowledge or whatever just to have the ability to lose that much. I could get so much better if I could just ladder like that. how do they take the punishment? I get so mad when I lose... maybe I don't BM enough? Maybe that is how they subsist in bronze. Interesting stuff.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
February 05 2012 08:20 GMT
#109
you're like the reporter in a wartorn country where no one has been. you are like the guy that goes to north korea and then comes back and tells us how fucked up shit is. I commend you for your selflessness in the service of knowledge, truth, and in your pursuit of trying to find the answer to the age old question of, "what makes us human?"
pzu
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden287 Posts
February 05 2012 08:29 GMT
#110
THat Benzilla... WTH! :D
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-05 08:32:19
February 05 2012 08:32 GMT
#111
On February 04 2012 19:50 eu.exodus wrote:
people lose to worker rushes? do they not know what a+click does? wtf?

and they complain about it like its op?

WTF!!!



And those people are allowed to drive cars, have children, raise children, and vote. Holy fucking shit.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
February 05 2012 08:33 GMT
#112
The suing guy was pretty funny.
TheEndersgame
Profile Joined January 2011
United States4 Posts
February 05 2012 08:48 GMT
#113
You're my hero for this blog. <3
"A key that opens many locks is considered a master key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is a bad lock."
kikimama
Profile Joined April 2010
Korea (South)297 Posts
February 05 2012 08:52 GMT
#114
On February 05 2012 17:32 vOdToasT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2012 19:50 eu.exodus wrote:
people lose to worker rushes? do they not know what a+click does? wtf?

and they complain about it like its op?

WTF!!!



And those people are allowed to drive cars, have children, raise children, and vote. Holy fucking shit.

Never thought of it like this. Kind of scary.
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
February 05 2012 09:35 GMT
#115
A very Lovecraftian intro, I love it.
TheBoat
Profile Joined March 2011
Norway23 Posts
February 05 2012 09:43 GMT
#116
This is so easily the best thing i've read in 2012. Thank you so much!
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
February 05 2012 09:45 GMT
#117
To put things into perspective though, even NesTea needed like 10 seconds to react to this.
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2577 Posts
February 05 2012 09:55 GMT
#118
Everything about these blogs screams that they shouldn't be enjoyable, and every time one shows up I end up shitting myself laughing. Thank you for your work, good sir. I'm looking forward to the next one.
The frumious Bandersnatch
Imalengrat
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia365 Posts
February 05 2012 09:56 GMT
#119
These are always so hilarious. I love it!
Mass Motherships Counters Almost everything
Thojorin
Profile Joined May 2008
Germany162 Posts
February 05 2012 09:58 GMT
#120
On February 05 2012 10:43 Fresh37 wrote:
Essentially you are bullying a bunch of 12 year old boys who have different reasons for playing to you and the majority of the community. When I played Red Alert 1/2 I had to max out my population on mammoth tanks before any attack.

Anyway, stop being anti-social[a dick] and start using your considerable writing skills for something productive.

User was warned for this post


Did i miss someting ? From what i read I think the poster is 100% right. While i appreciate the unsual strategies, this is still nothing but bullying, trolling (haha lol, bashing bronzies, what fun...) and enjoying the suffering of others, and i personally think the blog creator is a jerk (again, unless i am missing something in which case i apologize...) for having his fun at the expense of others. However nice effort of putting it together. Where i again agree with Fresh37.
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. --- Roger Babson
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