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Manex
Profile Joined August 2011
Australia156 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 01:36:28
January 11 2012 01:35 GMT
#61
its probably quite wrong that all i did was laugh, not disturbed at all. on a side note, its hardly surprising, ESPORTS sister, DRAMA, is quite a slut.

EDIT: Also, cant believe i didnt notice, post 111, i think my post just beat MC! (dammit supernova)
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
ZodaSoda
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1191 Posts
January 11 2012 01:37 GMT
#62
Haaaaaaa
LiquipediaI'm the strongest Dragon that you've ever seen, You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens. -Kraid
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
January 11 2012 01:37 GMT
#63
On January 11 2012 09:38 Pokebunny wrote:
...

Liked it until the end.

Rofl... what


Maybe when you're older

hahaha
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Manex
Profile Joined August 2011
Australia156 Posts
January 11 2012 01:41 GMT
#64
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 11 2012 10:03 Fishgle wrote:
Poll: What just happened?

WTF!? (33)
 
49%

<3 (20)
 
29%

LOL (8)
 
12%

well this is interesting (5)
 
7%

i think i just puked a little (2)
 
3%

68 total votes

Your vote: What just happened?

(Vote): well this is interesting
(Vote): LOL
(Vote): WTF!?
(Vote): i think i just puked a little
(Vote): <3


Also proud to be the first LOL vote.
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
January 11 2012 01:42 GMT
#65
Wha....

What did I just read?
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Deleted User 238668
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
344 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 01:55:13
January 11 2012 01:47 GMT
#66
On January 11 2012 10:09 SonuvBob wrote:
George Orwell wrote about this once, but he used a really strange metaphor.


'It was obvious that the elephant would never rise again, but she was not dead. She was breathing very rhythmically with long rattling gasps, her great mound of a side painfully rising and falling. Her mouth was wide open–I could see far down into caverns of pale pink throat.

Afterwards, of course, there were endless discussions about the... of the elephant. The owner was furious, but he was only an Indian and could do nothing. Besides, legally I had done the right thing, for a mad elephant has to be..., like a mad dog, if its owner fails to control it."
Clip, clop, Camelot.
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2197 Posts
January 11 2012 01:47 GMT
#67
elly is so naughty, i thought she was a young elephant
Zerg | life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery | www.cstarleague.com <3
Ryuhou)aS(
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1174 Posts
January 11 2012 01:48 GMT
#68
+ Show Spoiler +


You should see all this..
BW. There will always be a special place in my heart for the game I spent 10 years to be mediocre at.
jorge_the_awesome
Profile Joined January 2011
United States463 Posts
January 11 2012 01:53 GMT
#69
I don't even....
"Clothes are stupid"-Tastosis "Every dragoon that has ever been made is dumber than a bowl of hair" -Day[9] "Where are you going to take this skill now?" Stephano- "To the bank!" "Baby stuck under a car and you can't lift it up? What a wimp"-Artosis
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
January 11 2012 01:57 GMT
#70
[image loading]
Entering the room, I saw her: the elephant of my dreams. She sat in lavish pink lingerie on a contrasting blue and white bedspread, with the liquidian signet embroidered on it. I walked over to her, and I began stroking her long trunk, which was soft yet firm at the same time. She cooed with delight, wrapping her tail around me. I was distracted by pictures upon the wall, however, which I remember to have been drawn and commissioned by Fake Steve some years back, although they were of notably less size than would normally be optimal for viewing. “The pictures, why are they so small?” I inquired to Elly, fixing my gaze upon her once more”
you gotta dance
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 02:00:12
January 11 2012 01:59 GMT
#71
WELL PLAYED. 5/5

Edit: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK MR. WIGGLES what the hell is that?! I went from WTF to LMAO on the pic.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
red4ce
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States7313 Posts
January 11 2012 02:01 GMT
#72
E-sports wasn't the only thing you fucked. My mind needs to go to the emergency room also.
GARO
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2255 Posts
January 11 2012 02:01 GMT
#73
MR WIGGLES should be an ARTISTE just for that picture alone.
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 02:04:12
January 11 2012 02:02 GMT
#74
Endymion doing his part to enforce rule 34: not even glorious ESPORTS shall go untouched


On January 11 2012 10:09 SonuvBob wrote:
George Orwell wrote about this once, but he used a really strange metaphor.



LMFAO excellent reference
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 02:03:26
January 11 2012 02:02 GMT
#75
Endymion,

Did you remember to flush?

On January 11 2012 10:57 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
[image loading]
Entering the room, I saw her: the elephant of my dreams. She sat in lavish pink lingerie on a contrasting blue and white bedspread, with the liquidian signet embroidered on it. I walked over to her, and I began stroking her long trunk, which was soft yet firm at the same time. She cooed with delight, wrapping her tail around me. I was distracted by pictures upon the wall, however, which I remember to have been drawn and commissioned by Fake Steve some years back, although they were of notably less size than would normally be optimal for viewing. “The pictures, why are they so small?” I inquired to Elly, fixing my gaze upon her once more”


LMAO.
looknohands119
Profile Joined March 2010
United States815 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-11 02:18:04
January 11 2012 02:17 GMT
#76
Uhh.... What!?

5/5
"The kingdom of the heavens is buried treasure. Would you sell yourself to buy the one you've found?" - Jon Foreman ('Your Love Is Strong' - Spring EP)
Ruffian
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States369 Posts
January 11 2012 02:25 GMT
#77
What is this. Ending was best.

5/5
There's a class for this (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10563 Posts
January 11 2012 02:30 GMT
#78
Reading reading reading.. fine... *reaches ending* OMFG?
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Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
January 11 2012 02:34 GMT
#79
Top tier fanfict (I hope)
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6267 Posts
January 11 2012 02:37 GMT
#80
Hahahaha

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