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frontliner2
Netherlands844 Posts
7-5-7 (standard) in stead of season in each haiku I suggest the rule is as folling; you must at least use 1 starcraft term in it. please join me for the sake of starcraft art Marines push out lings engage suddenly dear stim packs ready Will we die he asks it depends entirely banelings in main Stop this at once no time to waste right now SCV's flee quick Try best to micro Spread out be quick about it recall your rines Forget not to spend let's make a factory and engineering   | ||
The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
A Starcraft haiku Is a very useful skill toi have in this thread.  | ||
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frontliner2
Netherlands844 Posts
for playing that race noob you're terrible | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:15 frontliner2 wrote: a-pol-o-gize for playing that race noob you're terrible I am sorry friend but that is not a Haiku you should try again For those wondering A Haiku has syllables Five, seven, then five | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:23 TheToast wrote: I am sorry friend but that is not a Haiku you should try again For those wondering A Haiku has syllables Five, seven, then five Your words are wisdom. No one shall break any rules in this Starcraft thread. | ||
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frontliner2
Netherlands844 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:23 TheToast wrote: I am sorry friend but that is not a Haiku you should try again For those wondering A Haiku has syllables Five, seven, then five I'm sorry, english is not my main language. But I've now learned, thanks to you  that instances such as gize count as 1 | ||
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frontliner2
Netherlands844 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:27 frontliner2 wrote: I'm sorry, english is not my main language. But I've now learned, thanks to you that instances such as gize count as 1You have been guided by TheToast on haiku rules Starcraft is mentioned. | ||
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frontliner2
Netherlands844 Posts
oh great teacher you are wise how to stop zerglings | ||
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Makaveli1
United States118 Posts
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:26 TehTemplar wrote: Your words are wisdom. No one shall break any rules in this Starcraft thread. Are you saying here That I broke the rules by not mentioning Starcraft? This is quite petty Since I was trying to help Jealous of my poems? With ease I see why I am the best, by and by Like a scout I fly Even rhymes I make Poems that can take the cake Your contain I break | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
Protoss faces Zerg today. A battle occurs. I forge fast expand. He makes a spawning pool first and rushes with lings. I scout some zerglings attacking towards my base. My wall isn't tight. Zerglings in my base! I attack them with my probes. My cannons finish. The lings are held off He therefore expands twice fast. I start ground attack. Chronoboost zealots! These fearsome warriors will "Crush the Zerg!" -Brood War The zealots attack! His many drones are sliced up! He has no third base. The cunning Zerg calms. A lair is up, spire starts. Mutas will arrive. I scout his main fast. The fearsome spire sits there. Mass cannons are built. Zealots and archons: The mutalisk zerg's nightmare. Shall I beat mutas? Suddenly I see Mutas darkening the sky I tremble in fear. He goes for the main. My archons are in the nat. I send them up fast. The unthinkable- Archons trapped by my big wall. My face hits the desk. I have lost my main The game is unwinnable. A ragequit occurs. The Zerg won the game. His mutas stole my ladderpoints. I am unhappy. True story :D going to do PvP and PvT later. @TheToast Jealous? As if!  | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
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Black[CAT]
Malaysia2589 Posts
Dear BroodWar I wish to play Sayle stream I shall watch | ||
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heroofcanton
United States167 Posts
scuttle towards the protoss so they can engage one hydra returns bloodied, bruised, he sputters "collosi OP" | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
As I wake up this morning For starcraft playing. Matches are queued first The first game is a Protoss- A micro battle. The map is Shipyard We both spawn cross positions, Both of us protoss. I play defensive, He, as protoss, does four gates. The game is all in. My sentries are good. The force field does its work. Enter Immortal. He is camping now A mass of stalkers outside But I have the tech. I break the contain. An expo is planted for me. His proxy observes. Alarmed, I notice Pylon in my natural. It gets dismantled. The final battle- His gateway army and me My tech dominates. The bad manner starts "Suck my !@#$ noob" he remarks. And ragequit he does. GG! :D Again true, but didn't happen today. Edit: another PvP- The 1v1 obs The game of 1v1 mismatch. Low level player mobs. The first- PvP Between a player and I Plat also, like me! I go a 3gate. The transition is an expo. He goes fast stargate. As I get robo Crouching fleet beacon, hidden? Carriers perhaps? But no, he is not. At his main nexus, he dares to QUEUE A MOTHERSHIP. I am unsuspecting. I get immortals and such. His mothership comes. I attack but fail. His army holds mine, barely. I retreat quickly. A shock comes to me. The mothership leaves his base. I warp stalkers in. He brings mothership To my base, he will recall. Army is scattered. Mothership arrives. Only 5 stalkers defend The recall takes place. He pulled all his probes. I lose all my units fast. Probes are pulled quickly. More units warped in Mothership and 2 stalkers I have nothing left. I graciously leave with a kind "gg wp" Others watched in awe. | ||
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HickleStine
Australia276 Posts
Need to count their syllables Even the OP! Haikus are easy You just follow the dumb rules! ...zergling infestor? | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
On January 07 2012 09:38 HickleStine wrote: Lots of haiku noobs Need to count their syllables Even the OP! Haikus are easy You just follow the dumb rules! ...zergling infestor? You are suggesting That my starcraft haiku skill Is far less than yours? Perhaps you should read My post displays full knowledge For I play starcraft. | ||
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Azera
3800 Posts
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MannerzMan
United States63 Posts
They don't have to make any sense refrigerator (copied that one still funny) Dont all in IdrA You build a lot carriers Useful skill toi have I play Mannerful My play mechanically Macro slam wins many | ||
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UmiNotsuki
United States633 Posts
On January 07 2012 07:10 frontliner2 wrote: Will we die he asks it depends entirely banelings in main This one nearly gave me chills o.o Fuuuuuck. | ||
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Ulfsark
United States958 Posts
The pylon is hiding inside gg you fucking noob | ||
fusefuse
Estonia4644 Posts
quirky, not vulgar and bland. dark templars are nigh. | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52797 Posts
Too many good haikus here. Let it live longer. | ||
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Sonnet
Ireland39 Posts
but listen here, to men of poetry, Before its begun, I beg you not "adieu" and do not regret, your complacency Instead of haiku, there's a subtle art, A waif could stake his failing health on't, And write his way to being set apart, If he'd turn from haiku toward sonnet And though a rhyme be altogether weak, Its metre prove sloppy, slovenly and sour, A life without a deal of effort's bleak, Condusive to writers lazy and dour So please, listen to me, this tired man, Beseeches you, be more, because you can. | ||
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Xiron
Germany1233 Posts
On January 08 2012 01:11 Sonnet wrote: Sir, please... a haiku might be hard for you, but listen here, to men of poetry, Before its begun, I beg you not "adieu" and do not regret, your complacency Instead of haiku, there's a subtle art, A waif could stake his failing health on't, And write his way to being set apart, If he'd turn from haiku toward sonnet And though a rhyme be altogether weak, Its metre prove sloppy, slovenly and sour, A life without a deal of effort's bleak, Condusive to writers lazy and dour So please, listen to me, this tired man, Beseeches you, be more, because you can. winner of the thread for me, lol | ||
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bahunto28
Canada262 Posts
throws their children to their death worst parents ever (mods. plz don't ban. this was last sc2 haiku thread active) | ||
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Wrongspeedy
United States1655 Posts
His name was even Haiku! Wrote him one. GG | ||
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Amaterasu1234
United States317 Posts
cool, unlike the burning trees when I own ladder noobs... | ||
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419
Russian Federation3631 Posts
But I learned from TL that: ESPROTS is ruined | ||
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storm23x
United States4 Posts
these haikus made my day hahaha starcraft | ||
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ohsea.toc
Australia344 Posts
Delivers only sunshine. "My life for this post." | ||
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Ryalnos
United States1946 Posts
Empty: this thread without him. I will sit and wait. | ||
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stratmatt
United States913 Posts
so you think its 1-1-1? 2 base all in, son! | ||
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