Merry Christmas - Song Parodies

Sung to the tune of: Need a Little Christmas

Haul out the keyboard; Start up the stream before my spirit falls again.
Fill up the chat room, I may be rushing things, but get that stream up right now.

For we need a little Chris, Right this very minute,
Sentries at the ramp, Stalkers in the main.
Yes, we need a little Chris, Right this very minute.

The lag is making battles blurry, Loranger, dear, we're in a hurry;
So research that tech tree; Put up the sickest string of blinks I've ever seen.
Slice up the noobies; It's time we chronoed templar from that dark shrine.

For he’s grown a little faster, Grown a little smarter, Grown a little nicer, Grown a little older,
And I need a little Protoss, Cleaning up all comers, Need a little Chris right now.

For we need a little music, Need a little laughter, Need a little singing, Ringing through the speakers,
And we need a little snappy, "GG no RE,"
Need a little Chris right now.
Need a little Chris right now.

Sung to the tune of: Jingle Bell Rock

TLO, TLO, TLO rocks
TLO swings and TLO lings
Creepin’ and blowin’ up those on the run
Now, the ROFLstomp has begun

TLO, TLO, TLO twist
Nydus Worm chime in Nydus Worm time
Diggin' and movin' in enemy base
With a handsome face

What a bright time, it's the right time
To watch him stream away
TLO time is a swell time
To go learnin' a new zerg-style play

Giddy-up TLO, pick up your banes,
Fly them across the map
Drop and explode ‘em in the other guy’s main,
That's the TLO rock!

Sung to the tune of: Blue Christmas

I'll have a Cool Christmas just like you
I'll be so cool, just thinking about you
On the ladder I’ll be, by my own Christmas tree
Won't be the same, because of those strats you taught me

And when those cool GGs start fallin'
And when those cool pro teams start callin'
You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
And I'll have a cool, cool, cool, cool Christmas

On the ladder I’ll be, by my own Christmas tree
Won't be the same, man, because of those strats you taught me

I'll have a cool Christmas that's certain
And on my pro career I’ll be workin’
You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
And I'll have a cool, cool Christmas

Sung to the tune of: Jingle Bells

Dashing to my comp, Gotta get to MLG
O'er the Skype they go, Laughing all the way
The pillars of the game, Are making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing, On State of the Game tonight

Oh, iNcontroL, iNcontroL, Trolling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see, The pros talk with JP
iNcontroL, iNcontroL, Drinking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see, The pros talk with JP

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a look
And soon that iNcontroL, Was speaking like a book
Artosis browsing chat, Day9 just laughed a lot
We got into a Brood War stat, And Tyler’s got no thought

Oh, iNcontroL, iNcontroL, Trolling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see, The pros talk with JP
iNcontroL, iNcontroL, Drinking all the way
Oh, what fun it is to see, The pros talk with JP

Ok, for this one I cheated and didn't change the words.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on your troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on your troubles will be miles away

Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
They gather near to us once more

Through the years we all will be together and
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bow
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Faithful friends who are dear to us
They gather near to us once more

Through the years we all will be together and
If the fates allow
But 'til then we'll have to muddle through somehow,
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

I will add more as they come to me. If you have any ideas post below! If anyone who knows how to wants to record these over a montage of video clips from said player, do it man! And let me know. :-)