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atmuh
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States246 Posts
December 19 2011 16:27 GMT
#21
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much

this post makes you look a lot stupider than you claim americans are
bartus88
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Netherlands491 Posts
December 19 2011 16:29 GMT
#22
Number of people calling association football "soccer": 347 million
Number of people calling association football "football": 6635 million

Only 5.23% of the world call it soccer, that's not that bad, it could've been worse.

PS Messi is indeed a god.
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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
December 19 2011 16:30 GMT
#23
I would watch handegg, lol. But is called soccer in EU too.

Messi too good (but handegg mvp would be brees)
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
MotherOfRunes
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2862 Posts
December 19 2011 16:30 GMT
#24
On December 20 2011 01:27 atmuh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much

this post makes you look a lot stupider than you claim americans are


this post only sounds stupid because im pissed as hell about this topic
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MotherOfRunes
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2862 Posts
December 19 2011 16:30 GMT
#25
On December 20 2011 01:30 Juliette wrote:
I would watch handegg, lol. But is called soccer in EU too.


you kiddin me right?
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Shurayuki
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2665 Posts
December 19 2011 16:30 GMT
#26
this is silly though, just look at the shape of the 'football' then, it's not even in the shape of a foot!

I propose we henceforth just call european football BALL since it actually is one, and like OP said the american football EGGBALL

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y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-19 16:55:21
December 19 2011 16:36 GMT
#27
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much



First, "football" as it is known around the globe was called "associated football" in England. This was often shortened to "soccer".
Second, "football" in America started out as "gridiron football". Instead of keeping two long names that ended in "football" Americans have just continued to use the shortened version of "associated football" as "soccer" and "gridiron football" as "football"

This is how it is. Now, whenever I speak to a non-american I use "football" and "american football"
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
December 19 2011 16:37 GMT
#28
On December 20 2011 01:30 gwaihir wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2011 01:30 Juliette wrote:
I would watch handegg, lol. But is called soccer in EU too.


you kiddin me right?

no. its not widely used but the term came from eu.

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~pstone/why.html

took me abit to find a non random internet source. Originated from England!

^^
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Cruncharoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States136 Posts
December 19 2011 16:45 GMT
#29
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much


it really makes you that angry when people in another country use a different word for a sport than you do? i also don't really get why you went into the USA bashing either. remember when your country tried to exterminate an entire race of people along with all disabled people in the name of the 'fuehrer?' I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, THAT WAS BEFORE I WAS BORN. well, 99.999% of Americans are not out actively raping other countries with oil and other resources, sorry to inform you.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
December 19 2011 16:49 GMT
#30
On December 20 2011 00:34 Talin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2011 00:01 mdb wrote:
And why everyone forgets that feet are used in american football too.


Feet are used in almost any sport though. ^^

Except Starcraft I guess.

omg you dont even use your feet when you play lol newb

OP: i hope it clears up so you can go outside and play some football friend.
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LOL which kind of football did i mean?
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jupidar
Profile Joined December 2010
United States229 Posts
December 19 2011 16:55 GMT
#31
I like the word soccer and will continue to use it.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45437 Posts
December 19 2011 16:58 GMT
#32
I'm going to start calling both football and soccer "baseball" from now on.
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Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
December 19 2011 17:03 GMT
#33
it's funny how touchy europeans are about this
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Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
December 19 2011 17:11 GMT
#34
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:27 iGrok wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?[/QUOTE]


A logical approach. But when you are addressing a resident of the rest of the world about this topic how would you refer to it?
You can call it however you like across the sea, but when speaking with us you shall call soccer football.
Oh and btw our players are much more handsome and get better dates. Your players look like oversized gorillas while Pique dates Shakira. Dat ass!
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45437 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-19 17:18:01
December 19 2011 17:14 GMT
#35
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:11 Steveling wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:27 iGrok wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?[/QUOTE]


A logical approach. But when you are addressing a resident of the rest of the world about this topic how would you refer to it?
You can call it however you like across the sea, but when speaking with us you shall call soccer football.
Oh and btw our players are much more handsome and get better dates. Your players look like oversized gorillas while Pique dates Shakira. Dat ass![/QUOTE]



Are you seriously going to make the statement that football players don't date/ marry hot girls?

Not only is that ignorant (http://www.athleteswives.com/rankings/hottest-football-nfl-wives-girlfriends/), but that goes against the stereotype for football players (not soccer players, rofl), and it's also just causing more random problems. That's just plain stupid.

That's like someone defending American football over soccer by saying, "Our players could collectively punch a hole through your players, so we're a better sport than you." What the heck?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
December 19 2011 17:23 GMT
#36
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:11 Steveling wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:27 iGrok wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?[/QUOTE]


A logical approach. But when you are addressing a resident of the rest of the world about this topic how would you refer to it?
You can call it however you like across the sea, but when speaking with us you shall call soccer football.
Oh and btw our players are much more handsome and get better dates. Your players look like oversized gorillas while Pique dates Shakira. Dat ass![/QUOTE]



Are you seriously going to make the statement that football players don't date/ marry hot girls?

Not only is that ignorant (http://www.athleteswives.com/rankings/hottest-football-nfl-wives-girlfriends/), but that goes against the stereotype for football players (not soccer players, rofl), and it's also just causing more random problems. That's just plain stupid.

That's like someone defending American football over soccer by saying, "Our players could collectively punch a hole through your players, so we're a better sport than you." What the heck? [/QUOTE]


I challenge you to post some handsome eggballers and their hot wives.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
Antoine
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States7481 Posts
December 19 2011 17:24 GMT
#37
if you insist on calling it handegg, why not call it footsphere? after all, "ball" is not a shape.
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gillon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1578 Posts
December 19 2011 17:36 GMT
#38
On December 20 2011 01:27 iGrok wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much

Wow. So much rage. Seriously, chill the fuck out. You're more annoying than the debate itself.

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?


It doesn't matter, it's just that sometimes it'd be nice if the world just a bit more logical. If it just made a bit more sense, you know?

Of course, if you don't want to apply logic to your naming procedure, no one can force you too; you're perfectly entitled to your illogical naming of the sport.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45437 Posts
December 19 2011 17:36 GMT
#39
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:23 Steveling wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:14 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 02:11 Steveling wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:27 iGrok wrote:
[QUOTE]On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?[/QUOTE]


A logical approach. But when you are addressing a resident of the rest of the world about this topic how would you refer to it?
You can call it however you like across the sea, but when speaking with us you shall call soccer football.
Oh and btw our players are much more handsome and get better dates. Your players look like oversized gorillas while Pique dates Shakira. Dat ass![/QUOTE]



Are you seriously going to make the statement that football players don't date/ marry hot girls?

Not only is that ignorant (http://www.athleteswives.com/rankings/hottest-football-nfl-wives-girlfriends/), but that goes against the stereotype for football players (not soccer players, rofl), and it's also just causing more random problems. That's just plain stupid.

That's like someone defending American football over soccer by saying, "Our players could collectively punch a hole through your players, so we're a better sport than you." What the heck? [/QUOTE]


I challenge you to post some handsome eggballers and their hot wives.[/QUOTE]

Way to not read my post. I already presented a website. It includes frickin supermodels.

Try again please.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
gillon
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1578 Posts
December 19 2011 17:37 GMT
#40
On December 20 2011 02:24 Antoine wrote:
if you insist on calling it handegg, why not call it footsphere? after all, "ball" is not a shape.


Irrelevant, as a 'ball' is still an object, much as an 'egg' is an object (as well as a shape).
www.teamproperty.net | "You should hate losing, but you should never fear defeat." - 이윤열
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