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Football and Handegg

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Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
December 19 2011 14:50 GMT
#1
It was raining outside. A rare occurense considering where I live. My cousin who lives in US had just called me on skype and was rambling as usual.
Then he started talking about this year's mvp in football. The boundaries were crossed. My mind was clouded. This was not acceptable anymore, action had to be taken and I would do anything to see my plan through.

So, what do you think? He asked me in hope I'd approve of his choise. I grinned and stoically said,
You know what? I think Messi will take this year's award as well.
Silence,
-Isn't that this short soccer guy?
-NO HE IS A FOOTBALLER FOR FUCKS SAKE!, I burst out in anger while cancelling the call.

So, in hope of no more families to be divided and no more blood to be spilled I reach out to you in terms of peace and understanding. Lets settle this score once and for all.

Why should we call football, football.

[image loading]


Why should we call handegg, handegg.

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Below is a reference of an egg and an egg ball for those of you who don't believe me.




[image loading]




I hope this will save enough lives so the cost I paid will be justified.
May all of us footballers and eggballers live in peace.

**
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-19 14:56:21
December 19 2011 14:53 GMT
#2
HEY HEY HEY!!

If you're going to do this, at least don't use Emmitt Smith. He's too awesome to be used in a comparison like this one.

Other than that, I'll leave you to your thoughts.
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45937 Posts
December 19 2011 14:57 GMT
#3
We're all aware of the funny name we Americans give American "football". It's dumb, yeah.

On a more important note, good job being a jerk to your family member, if you actually acted the way you sound like you acted.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
HereBeDragons
Profile Joined May 2011
1429 Posts
December 19 2011 14:58 GMT
#4
One question, what does the weather outside your window has anything to do with the rest of the content?
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
December 19 2011 14:59 GMT
#5
America --- inventing sports to replace those that they suck at since the Dawn of Time.

Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-19 15:05:20
December 19 2011 15:01 GMT
#6
This discussion is so dumb.

"Football" in English, spoken in USA is "soccer". I never understood why people have problems with this. Its just a word in a foreign language. And why everyone forgets that feet are used in american football too. Why not make this comparison instead :

[image loading]

vs

[image loading]

Hey, look - all this time we the europeans have been so stupid to call a sport where the most important player on the field is using his hands - football.
Steveling
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Greece10806 Posts
December 19 2011 15:05 GMT
#7
On December 20 2011 00:01 mdb wrote:
This discussion is so dumb.

"Football" in English, spoken in USA is "soccer". I never understood why people have problems with this. Its just a word in a foreign language. And why everyone forgets that feet are used in american football too. Why not make this comparison instead :

[image loading]

vs

[image loading]

Hey, look all this time we the europeans have been so stupid to call a sport where the most important player on the field is using his hands - football.



Because the egg ball remains an eggball. The best you could get is footegg, deal with it.
My dick has shrunk to the point where it looks like I have 3 balls.
Xinder
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2269 Posts
December 19 2011 15:06 GMT
#8
It will always be Football and Soccer in America. It's too engrained in society to change that now. Perhaps when you come up with a time machine you can go back in time to when they were coming up with names and put in HandEgg.
"Daaayyyy9, King Pussyfoot of NinnyVille"- Day9 while playing Amnesia
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
December 19 2011 15:07 GMT
#9
So why dont we call football - roundhandball?
Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
December 19 2011 15:15 GMT
#10
On December 19 2011 23:59 Mobius_1 wrote:
America --- inventing sports to replace those that they suck at since the Dawn of Time.


Very accurate!
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HereBeDragons
Profile Joined May 2011
1429 Posts
December 19 2011 15:20 GMT
#11
On December 20 2011 00:15 Keyboard Warrior wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2011 23:59 Mobius_1 wrote:
America --- inventing sports to replace those that they suck at since the Dawn of Time.


Very accurate!


Only true for the male population, guess who's the vice champion for this year's FIFA women's world cup?
atmuh
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States246 Posts
December 19 2011 15:21 GMT
#12
this is just stupid
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9646 Posts
December 19 2011 15:22 GMT
#13
According to wikipedia A ball is a round, usually spherical but sometimes ovoid, object with various uses.

A football is an ovid shape.

Discussion over.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
December 19 2011 15:34 GMT
#14
On December 20 2011 00:01 mdb wrote:
And why everyone forgets that feet are used in american football too.


Feet are used in almost any sport though. ^^

Except Starcraft I guess.
Itsmedudeman
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States19229 Posts
December 19 2011 15:37 GMT
#15
I'm surprised both sports are as popular as they are. Then again, neither are quite as boring as baseball.

(basketball fan)

Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10886 Posts
December 19 2011 15:41 GMT
#16
On December 20 2011 00:20 HereBeDragons wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 20 2011 00:15 Keyboard Warrior wrote:
On December 19 2011 23:59 Mobius_1 wrote:
America --- inventing sports to replace those that they suck at since the Dawn of Time.


Very accurate!


Only true for the male population, guess who's the vice champion for this year's FIFA women's world cup?


I don't know. I also don't know a single gold medalist from the special olympics .
Everyone knows the world football champions tho (but i don't know who won the last superbowl)...

This is more about fringe sports vs mainstream sports. American Football is, basically everywhere except the US, a fringe sport with like 0 importance to people that are not playing it themselves.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
December 19 2011 15:57 GMT
#17
Yeah because this hasn't been beaten to death for roughly 50 plus years.
1/5
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fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-19 16:14:26
December 19 2011 16:11 GMT
#18
To add content to this blog, I here share Barcelona utterly destroying Santos (a brazilian team), thus winning the Team World Cup yesterday. This is football:



Messi is the Flash of football.

edit: Btw, this Barcelona team is one of the best football teams ever. Its so stacked with exceptionally talented players that know how to play together.
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
MotherOfRunes
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2862 Posts
December 19 2011 16:20 GMT
#19
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much

User was temp banned for this post.
"Your Razor sucks!" -Kuroky's Dad
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
December 19 2011 16:27 GMT
#20
On December 20 2011 01:20 gwaihir wrote:
for gods sake....you god damned americans name a sport that ALREADY HAD A NAME (football) SOCCER....are you retarded and dumb????? and dont want to comment on any of the posts all retards have posted, like the handballthing because of 1 single goalkeeper per team....you guys are dumb dumb dumb and EVEN MORE DUMB!!!!! football is older than your cheap stolen defiled copy of rugby called "american football".....only because there is a ball kicked very few times in your shitty game, you stole a name form another sport? while 99% of this game you carry the "ball" in your hands? and you really are wondering why everybody else in the world thinks that americans are retarded dumbasses. and the only thing they do right is raping countries with oil or other resources in the name of "democracy".....god this makes me so angry andf i have the feeling im on the verge of getting banned.....god i hate you all so much

Wow. So much rage. Seriously, chill the fuck out. You're more annoying than the debate itself.

Re:Football v Handegg v Soccer, I think mdb had the right say: It's a different language. And while futbol (to distinguish the two ) may be more popular in most of the world, Football is more popular in the US - so, inside the US, why should it matter that we call it Football?
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