Well, I have been surfing TL since 2006 and created my account in 2009. I'm 24 (officially in 12 hrs US time).
Below I consider worth a read because its about me of course. I hope you can enjoy my life as I have myself.
About myself:
The early-game: I grew up with 4 sisters and my mom who works as a teacher. My dad left when I was 2 and we somehow managed to make it work regardless. I am the youngest of my family but even in elementary school I was expected to clean the roof, empty the gutters, mow the lawn, and all the stuff the man of the house should do. Regardless of the house work, ever since it was possible, I have been smiling. I'm an exceedingly positive person and I always seem to make it through any situation. At four years old I joined my twin sister's coed soccer team that was 2 yrs older then me and since then never stopped playing soccer.
Going into middle school I had a girlfriend from my elementary school who I didn't talk to all summer and forgot I was with her. With in the first week of my new school, I was asked about by a girl named Jeniffer and quickly checked yes on the note I passed back to her. Well, the next day my old girlfriend had found out and was obviously furious with me but life moves on... My accomplishments through middle school are such: I went through 11 girlfriends, I also joined a traveling soccer team, bought Starcraft BW with my best friend, during the summer watched Raiders of the Lost Ark 14 days in a row, 5th Element 6 times in one night, and watched the Matrix 16 times in 2 days.
The mid-game: In high school I did soccer, football, track, basketball, and lacrosse where I had 2 soccer state championship runner ups where I joined the kong line (yes I'm the YellOw of soccer), 1 undefeated season of football at linebacker and kicked a 60 yrd field goal, and a elite 8 appearance in lacrosse. Unfortunately all this ends sadly when I tear my acl in one of my last highschool games and lose all scholarships to play in college.
During those 4 years, my dad sued my mom so he only had to pay $1,000 a month total for child support (to support 5 kids! And he makes 10k a month salary) and won the case cause the judge is a *expletive*. On the brighter side, my eldest sister got married and would later make me an uncle! My relationships: Those went pretty up and down as high school goes with most. However I became a man the summer before my senior year with a college student in my history teacher's(female) bedroom, while I was house sitting.
The late-game: In college I was lost for motivation. For 3 years I worked full time and barely passed classes. I had very little extra money as my sisters struggled to pay for college too. So between the age of 17 and 21 I would say I have given my sisters $10,000 dollars I earned from 60hr week fast food jobs and at one point even gave them my car when theirs died. I have never asked for this money back.
My 3rd year of college I was barely a sophomore in credits and got mono. I was so sick I took a medical withdrawl. I was tired. I had spent the last 2 yrs putting on 50 lbs and tried out for the UCF football team twice and failed cause of my knee. I had no direction. During my withdraw, my friend gave me a programming book and I loved it! I decided I wanted to program video games.
I decided to drop out and go to Fullsail. With a 75% failrate in the game development degree at the school I was poised for my opponent. 2 years later I graduated in the time equal to a 5 yr senior at a normal university but with more credits then a 4 yr degree. That was last June 4th. Upon graduation it was announced my game (Fender Bender) I made at school was the best game created since the school's program began and is now in contest for the Independent Game Developers Awards. Three months later I received a job offer and joined a company where I write training simulations for the Department of Defense.
I'm on my feet now. I have the money to start paying of school and paying back my mom for sacrificing her life for me. I have a girlfriend and I have thousands of Starcraft friends from TL who I can talk too.
I am 24 and I have accomplished my dreams. I'm so happy right now, but it's not time to sit back. I've got a whole new bucket of dreams and I will accomplish those too.
My life for TL! I love everyone one here and thanks for being a family away from my family. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!!!
Happy Birthday! Only 6 short years until you turn 30, don't squander them, and don't believe for a second that your best years are behind you. Live like no tomorrow!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
OMG <3 <3 <3, and with the proper script too! One day I will be able to fund this. Thanks so far to every1 else too. And shame on Kispate, Bisu will win the next OSL!
On December 07 2011 03:58 BreakeR. wrote: Happy Birthday! I also have birthday today. :D
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
On December 07 2011 03:11 BisuDagger wrote: My relationships: Those went pretty up and down as high school goes with most. However I became a man the summer before my senior year with a college student in my history teacher's(female) bedroom, while I was house sitting.
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
Wait... vampires can die to bullets? And the OSL girl couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.... Since when has a DT ever died to the hands of a "gun" wielding foe..... maybe a tank barrel tho.
The script has serious potential, but needs to be manned up a tad..
Happy Birthday BisuDagger! I expect more Bisu fanboyism from you in the coming years.
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
On December 07 2011 03:42 OpticalShot wrote: Happy Birthday!
For your present, here is a shameless self-promotion of my $25M budget movie outline (that you approve of, right?). + Show Spoiler [PROBABLY NSFW] +
On November 19 2011 06:11 OpticalShot wrote: Damn, only $25 mil? People still have to see this?
Core features: - vampires (proven chick magnet, look at Twilight!) - corny and cliche love plot - this is TL, movie must be eSports!
Cast: Bisu, Stork, OSL booth girls, random fans, OGN broadcasting team, one SKTzerg... well that's probably all I need, I could probably do with $25mil...
Summary: 0:00 Bisu is good childhood friends with one of the booth girls. 13:00 Bisu turns out to be a vampire. 13:01 The other OSL booth girl is now into him. She approaches Bisu and they start hanging out. 16:00 Bisu also turns out to be a dark templar. 16:05 Vampire side kicks in and Bisu wants blood. 17:10 Bisu sneaks on Stork who is browsing Nada's Body thread. Bisu approves (silently). 19:00 After skipping up on Stork, he instead sucks blood from one of SKTzergs. Nobody gives a damn. 32:00 Bisu says he cannot love the second booth girl. Girl thinks it's because he's a vampire and he is afraid for her. 32:05 Drama ensues. 36:00 The first booth girl finds out about it and she's angry. More dramalamalama. 38:00 She posts a boy blog on TL and gets shred to pieces. 47:00 Bisu slays Shine in the OSL semi-finals on his way to the finals playing with only his middle fingers. (added by sGs.Kal_rA) 50:00 Bisu vs. Stork OSL finals happens. Crowd is epic. 52:30 Bisu and second booth girl make out in the dressing room. IM SO SORRY BISUFANS 52:59 First booth girl coincidentally peeks and finds out and is so sad and hides a bisu(dagger) in her skirt to kill Bisu. 56:00 Games are played. Only epic highlights are shown because this movie is on a tight budget. ---> first booth girl to Bisu's booth, second booth girl to Stork's booth ---> ----- 75:00a Game 5, Stork starts owning, but the second booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20a she starts playing phone games in the booth which distracts Stork and 79:00a Stork eventually loses. ----- 75:00b Game 5, Bisu starts losing because his blood supply is running low, but the first booth girl loves Bisu so 77:20b with the dagger she hid she slits herself to feed Bisu some tasty blood. 79:00b Bisu eventually wins. ----- 80:00 Bisu brings out body of dead first booth girl says he's sorry to the fans he's a vampire and he announces retirement. 80:30 Bisu then turns to the crying Stork and hugs him warmly. Stork professes his love to Bisu. 81:00 Booth girl is jelly and she whips out a gun and shoots Stork but 81:05 Bisu takes the bullet and while he is dying he also professes his love to Stork and they embrace again. 81:10 Second booth girl runs away (I should have killed her here but she is so qtpie I cannot >_<) 85:00 With Stork's help Bisu lifts his first and last OSL trophy then crumbles to his eternal sleep.
The End.
Yes, Bisu had to be a vampire AND a dt. I don't know why.
Movie title can be something like "The only way Bisu can win an OSL." (suggestion by empty.bottle)
Disclaimer: I am straight.
Presumably approved by: BisuDagger (yes, you, sir!) Kiett sGs.Kal_rA flamewheel Kipsate (except the part where Bisu actually wins the OSL) empty.bottle
Definitely approve! We should get James Cameron to direct this future oscar. In 3D.
EPT
My accomplishments through middle school are such: I went through 11 girlfriends, I also joined a traveling soccer team, bought Starcraft BW with my best friend, during the summer watched Raiders of the Lost Ark 14 days in a row, 5th Element 6 times in one night, and watched the Matrix 16 times in 2 days.
YellOw of soccer), 1 undefeated season of football at linebacker and kicked a 60 yrd field goal, and a elite 8 appearance in lacrosse. Unfortunately all this ends sadly when I tear my acl in one of my last highschool games and lose all scholarships to play in college.
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