I have a stalker here on TL. There. I said it. As simply as can be. I always thought it would be kinda flattering but holy shit is it ever not. I’m not gonna name names but I guarantee he knows who he is. Hell, he’ll probably post in here. But the real question is - will he realize I’m talking about him? I don’t know, we’ll see.
Anyways, you may be wondering what I mean by stalker. I mean that this jackass replies to like every post I make. Not a good post either. Some terrible, half-relevant bullshit that makes me facepalm every single time. I swear he makes the post just for the sake of having replied to me. He’s got close to 2k posts and at least 90% are absolutely Godawful. In fact, I’d argue he’s the most consistently poor poster on TL, or at least among them. I don’t know if he has any bans to his name, though I know at the very least he was banned from BW Strat forum at some point for giving the worst D minus minus advice anyone possibly could ever.
The problem is that his specific brand of stupid, terrible bullshit posts aren’t really necessarily bannable. It’s just the kinds of posts you see and go “Oh that was pretty fucking stupid” and then move on with your life. God knows I would like to do the same thing but its harder when it seems close to half the bloody posts are replies to you. Jesus.
And does he just reply to me on the forums? No. He fucking PMs me way more than is acceptable. I got about 5 of them in the last 4 days or so. Yes some of them are replies (because my dumb ass replied to him in the first place) but I think 3 of them are entirely independent, “Lets fucking PM Bibbit for some fucking reason” bullshit. Let’s take a look at one of those PMs, shall we?
I mean, like, the hell is wrong with you?
Who the hell does that? I think it was in regards to either my Horang2 or my HiyA article, and yeah I did get a bit of fan mail for those things, but Jesus Christ. Why? Why would you send me that? Let’s look at a normal, human bit of fan mail.
Oh look, a normal non-annoying-as-shit human being !
I know I’m probably destined for another PM from this jackass by writing this but maybe if I lay it out bluntly that I Don’t Want You Fucking Talking to Me, he might get it. Here’s to hoping.
P.S. Yes I’m kinda tweeking here. Anyone who has read my shit regularly knows I don’t typically like to swear too much, especially the F-Bomb, but seriously, Fuck that guy
Alright, I’m okay now. Cheers.
Edit: People are trying to I Am Spartacus this shit so I need to make a list of people claiming to be him but totally aren't so I <3 them. Eventually the list might reveal who he is. : O
Edit 2: Nevermind that. It's 3FFA. He posted and revealed himself.
Sorry for stalking you, here is my last gift to you: The heart of hearts. This goodbye......it feels like a period of my life is over. I guess I have to move on Love is cruel, but it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. </3
There's something unsettling about that heart, it must be slightly asymmetrical or something.
Lmao. You really should get on iCCup/b.net overall more. I do stuff like that heart all the time xD. It is part of my personality. For example my introduction thread @ Staredit.net "Lurker Lurks No More!" It has the exact same pizza heart in there(Smaller though since I've given K_A like half a dozen of them by now lol). I will randomly type "<3" in spam to make a heart that goes across the whole battle.net chat channel chat from side to side (basically a heart about the same size as is in the OP). Basically, it is a joke and you are the first person to take it seriously lol. Come on bro you gotta skate.
edit: fu torti and the guy above me lol. I wanted to be the third xD.
edit2: Guy below me is correct ^^. Also, I don't stalk you LOL. I get bored at random times and get back to posting on TL instead of gaming. I have like almost a whole summer of not posting I believe lol. edit3: Also, just sent you a pm xD.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Bibbit wrote: LOL ye Raptor you got it.
Since he posted here and revealed it himself I can say it now. : )
Also, 3FFA, I hope you see now that I dont like you and I think we should see other people.
LOL. I know you don't "like" me but you do like me in the sense of friends except for when you take things too seriously. Then it just gets awkward. Kinda like now lol. edit: Your pm says it again. You gotta learn to skate bro.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
That first picture gave me a smile similar to the shape of a banana, you won't receive a PM from me for it though but a thank you in this post you can have.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
Now that you mention it yeah his posts are definitely something. I have this brain disorder/gift where I find someone that I dont care for their posts and when Im scanning down a page I literally dont see their name/posts anymore. Often I never realized they posted anything unless someone I do read quotes them, then I scan back and chuckle because my brain blocked them out. Its like selective ignore for reality!
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
Now that you mention it yeah his posts are definitely something. I have this brain disorder/gift where I find someone that I dont care for their posts and when Im scanning down a page I literally dont see their name/posts anymore. Often I never realized they posted anything unless someone I do read quotes them, then I scan back and chuckle because my brain blocked them out. Its like selective ignore for reality!
Aw, you lucky bastard.
Though I imagine it would be harder for things like this:
Note that the FUs should only be on 3FFA, but my MS Paint skillz are subpar
On December 03 2011 05:55 DyEnasTy wrote: This is the weirdest blog ive read since joining TL..... even weirder than the crazy guy blogging for attention a few days ago.
How do you know Bibbit and I aren't 2 people just blogging for attention? How do you know sir... how do you know. >:D
On December 03 2011 05:40 Synwave wrote: I sort of stalk your writing sometimes because it makes me laugh a lot but I dont PM you...however Im tempted now >.>
<3
Thats ok ! I dont mind people reading my shit etc etc but if you take a look at what kind of bullshit 3FFA replies to me with, you'll get an idea why fuck that guy T_T
Edit: 3ffa ... No dammit. I dont like you in any way. Not one. Not a single bloody one.
Now that you mention it yeah his posts are definitely something. I have this brain disorder/gift where I find someone that I dont care for their posts and when Im scanning down a page I literally dont see their name/posts anymore. Often I never realized they posted anything unless someone I do read quotes them, then I scan back and chuckle because my brain blocked them out. Its like selective ignore for reality!
Aw, you lucky bastard.
Though I imagine it would be harder for things like this:
Note that the FUs should only be on 3FFA, but my MS Paint skillz are subpar
Don't get how that proves that I stalk you. Especially since you get so many PMs. edit: if anything it proves Dalguno stalks you lol.
On December 03 2011 05:47 p4NDemik wrote: i hope you guys meet at some point irl to make this as awkward as possible.
Oh dear god. I'm pretty sure he's like 12 or some shit so I'll just walk into a bar. B)
Why does my comedy always get bm from you and only you? And no... I'm not "like 12" =/
Because your "comedy" is consistently terrible ...
You had that one thing yesterday where you took a shitty blog, changed 20 words or so, and people ate it up like candy. Admittedly it was pretty okay. But one good post out of 1852 is still a pretty bad record imo.
Edit: @3ffa (again) - Dalguno is a good friend and I welcome his messages whereas I've asked you at least 4 times over the past year or so to leave me the hell alone.
On December 03 2011 05:47 p4NDemik wrote: i hope you guys meet at some point irl to make this as awkward as possible.
Oh dear god. I'm pretty sure he's like 12 or some shit so I'll just walk into a bar. B)
Why does my comedy always get bm from you and only you? And no... I'm not "like 12" =/
Because your "comedy" is consistently terrible ...
You had that one thing yesterday where you took a shitty blog, changed 20 words or so, and people ate it up like candy. Admittedly it was pretty okay. But one good post out of 1852 is still a pretty bad record imo.
You act like you've read all my posts. You obviously haven't and if you have then you are stalking me o.o. I don't think I've even clicked on your profile before let alone looked at your posts lol. Plus earlier I did a congrats on the muta cause I noticed you got a mutalisk and felt like since it didn't contribute to a post why not send a PM? Honestly I've sent birthday card PMs to people when I randomly notice it is their birthday. edit: @ above yeah I noticed that too but figured the same thing so didn't post it.
this is really creepin me out, im really sorry i hope that u can get am immortal... and counter this stalker kekekekeke but seriously, that would weird me out a little if some one kept pming me like that
On December 03 2011 05:37 3FFA wrote: Lmao. You really should get on iCCup/b.net overall more. I do stuff like that heart all the time xD. It is part of my personality. For example my introduction thread @ Staredit.net "Lurker Lurks No More!" It has the exact same pizza heart in there(Smaller though since I've given K_A like half a dozen of them by now lol). I will randomly type "<3" in spam to make a heart that goes across the whole battle.net chat channel chat from side to side (basically a heart about the same size as is in the OP). Basically, it is a joke and you are the first person to take it seriously lol. Come on bro you gotta skate.
edit: fu torti and the guy above me lol. I wanted to be the third xD.
edit2: Guy below me is correct ^^. Also, I don't stalk you LOL. I get bored at random times and get back to posting on TL instead of gaming. I have like almost a whole summer of not posting I believe lol. edit3: Also, just sent you a pm xD.
On December 03 2011 06:45 Jindo wrote: I don't know If Bibbit is just being paranoid or if 3FFA really is stalking Bibbit. But lol how cute.
Ye man maybe "stalking" isn't entirely fair of me but the guy replies to like half the posts I make. T_T
No, I don't? T_T edit: And it is that Bibbit is paranoid. That, and he doesn't know how to skate.
Why do you keep talking about skating? You sound like something out of catch22
Add an 8 in between your 1 and 55 and you have my amount of posts before I posted this. Cool fact. Also, because Bibbit gotta skate. edit:@Below- bm much?
On December 03 2011 06:45 Jindo wrote: I don't know If Bibbit is just being paranoid or if 3FFA really is stalking Bibbit. But lol how cute.
Ye man maybe "stalking" isn't entirely fair of me but the guy replies to like half the posts I make. T_T
No, I don't? T_T edit: And it is that Bibbit is paranoid. That, and he doesn't know how to skate.
Why do you keep talking about skating? You sound like something out of catch22
Add an 8 in between your 1 and 55 and you have my amount of posts before I posted this. Cool fact. Also, because Bibbit gotta skate. edit:@Below- bm much?
Did you really just point at your post count as a reason this person shouldn't speak, while spamming a meme over and over ad nauseum in this thread?
Blogs, you made me laugh during downtime between NASL matches <3
On December 03 2011 06:45 Jindo wrote: I don't know If Bibbit is just being paranoid or if 3FFA really is stalking Bibbit. But lol how cute.
Ye man maybe "stalking" isn't entirely fair of me but the guy replies to like half the posts I make. T_T
No, I don't? T_T edit: And it is that Bibbit is paranoid. That, and he doesn't know how to skate.
Why do you keep talking about skating? You sound like something out of catch22
Add an 8 in between your 1 and 55 and you have my amount of posts before I posted this. Cool fact. Also, because Bibbit gotta skate. edit:@Below- bm much?
Did you really just point at your post count as a reason this person shouldn't speak, while spamming a meme over and over ad nauseum in this thread?
Blogs, you made me laugh during downtime between NASL matches <3
He gets it edit: @ Bibbit's song. 1) A quick suggestion from a choir member- Work on your pronunciation at the start. 2) What is the meaning of this? o.o 3) So, when is the wedding date? edit2: 4) Now we know your name lol...
On December 03 2011 06:30 OmniEulogy wrote: Lmao. This is the first thing I see when I get on TL... Going to take some pretty crazy stuff to top this for today
manifesto is going to issue the first ever tl.net restraining order if 3ffa doesn't clean up his act. ;-) stay at least 50 posts away before you reply to the same thread as bitbybit
On December 03 2011 06:45 Jindo wrote: I don't know If Bibbit is just being paranoid or if 3FFA really is stalking Bibbit. But lol how cute.
Ye man maybe "stalking" isn't entirely fair of me but the guy replies to like half the posts I make. T_T
No, I don't? T_T edit: And it is that Bibbit is paranoid. That, and he doesn't know how to skate.
Why do you keep talking about skating? You sound like something out of catch22
Add an 8 in between your 1 and 55 and you have my amount of posts before I posted this. Cool fact. Also, because Bibbit gotta skate. edit:@Below- bm much?
Did you really just point at your post count as a reason this person shouldn't speak, while spamming a meme over and over ad nauseum in this thread?
Blogs, you made me laugh during downtime between NASL matches <3
He gets it edit: @ Bibbit's song. 1) A quick suggestion from a choir member- Work on your pronunciation at the start. 2) What is the meaning of this? o.o 3) So, when is the wedding date? edit2: 4) Now we know your name lol...
1) I'm not one to take advice from randoms who claim to have credentials (dumb ones at that, I've also been in a choir and its not an accomplishment) but its not a song I have practiced anyway, just the first one I could think of that seemed vaguely relevant. 2) It means we're breaking up and we aren't going out anymore 3) See #2 4) It's not a secret, I'll be surprised if I've mentioned it here less than 4 times.
On December 03 2011 06:45 Jindo wrote: I don't know If Bibbit is just being paranoid or if 3FFA really is stalking Bibbit. But lol how cute.
Ye man maybe "stalking" isn't entirely fair of me but the guy replies to like half the posts I make. T_T
No, I don't? T_T edit: And it is that Bibbit is paranoid. That, and he doesn't know how to skate.
Why do you keep talking about skating? You sound like something out of catch22
Add an 8 in between your 1 and 55 and you have my amount of posts before I posted this. Cool fact. Also, because Bibbit gotta skate. edit:@Below- bm much?
Did you really just point at your post count as a reason this person shouldn't speak, while spamming a meme over and over ad nauseum in this thread?
Blogs, you made me laugh during downtime between NASL matches <3
He gets it edit: @ Bibbit's song. 1) A quick suggestion from a choir member- Work on your pronunciation at the start. 2) What is the meaning of this? o.o 3) So, when is the wedding date? edit2: 4) Now we know your name lol...
1) I'm not one to take advice from randoms who claim to have credentials (dumb ones at that, I've also been in a choir and its not an accomplishment) but its not a song I have practiced anyway, just the first one I could think of that seemed vaguely relevant. 2) It means we're breaking up and we aren't going out anymore 3) See #2 4) It's not a secret, I'll be surprised if I've mentioned it here less than 4 times.
ty for the concern though
1)thats your opinion. 2) We went out? o.O 3) Bu...bu....bu....but I <3 U! 4) K. Edit: looks like banned users from blogs can still edit lol. 1) I am not like 12. Let us just make that clear. 2) Epic Story 3) Why would you unban me from your blog if you were just going to make a rant and a controversy that would just lead to me being banned anyways and then ban me again? Theres no point... edit2: Also, you have not played me in BW nor have you anything proving that I suck other than posts I made years ago.
@3FFA, I guess the closest thing I can get to a restraining order is a blog ban. I wanted to give you an opportunity to defend yourself since I'm not a giant cock and I think you've done that. If you need to say something, feel free to never ever PM me. Please.
Bibbit, having banned 3FFA from his blog, considered to be free to carry on his pre-3FFA life. He went to the same old places, he played the old same games, watched the same movies. But no matter what he did, there was a faint pain in the back of his mind, gradually growing, slowly but surely. At first he brushed it off, nothing more than a coincidence, just a side effect of the seasonal shift. But as the days passed on and the daylight waned, Bibbit found himself in more intense pain with every passing day. It all seemed to be too much...
[3 Months later]
Seeking to find an end to his mental torment, he scheduled with an appointment with the town's top psychiatrist. After many hours over the course of many weeks, the psychiatrist diagnosed Bibbit with a severe case of depression. Every 4 hours, he took a pill. Yes, it did numb the pain, but it could never stop it from worsening; he could still feel it, slowly encroaching on what was left of his sanity. Our hero seemed to be spending every all his time at the bar, trying to drink away his sorrows. Friends and family, all concerned, called Bibbit. But it was futile, he was lost inside of his own mind, a swirling vortex of suffering.
He looked over the city, his vision hazy, leaning against the railing of his penthouse balcony. The lights seemed to play the saddest of symphonies. In one of his few moments of clarity he knew the doctor was wrong: it wasn't clinical depression, it was a broken heart. He knew what had to be done. He moved as fast as he could to his computer, logging onto TL, he spammed PM's to 3FFA (how ironic). In his frenzy of clicking he managed to notice that the last time 3FFA had posted was months ago. A singular curse word escaped his lips in frustration. He skulked to his personal wet-bar and grabbed he bottle of whiskey, and started to drink. A few hours later a knocking on his door woke him up...
He pulled himself upright and made his way the the door. There were no questions asked or spy holes peeped, he just opened the door. In front of him stood the man who had haunted not only his dreams, but his every waking moment for the past weeks. Minutes passed before either of them said a word, until the tension became unbearable.
"I missed you.." Bibbit admitted. "Then why did you try to get rid of me in the first place?" 3FFA cried.
*Thunder cracked and it began to rain, but the noise seemed to be removed from this world*
"I didn't know that this was how it things were going to be." "Well maybe you should've thought about that before you removed me from your life." "Just shut up!" Bibbit roared, "You have no right to tell me what I did wrong you started this!" "Why did even call me here?" 3FFA choked back the tears that flooded his eyes. "I don't know anymore," Bibbit replied as he closed the door. The last thing he saw through the spy hole was 3FFA getting into the elevator.
He walked back to where he was laying earlier and picked up the empty whiskey bottle off the bed. As he inverted the bottle and watched the last drop of whiskey fall to the floor he realized what he had done. He sprinted to the stairs, descending them with the speed of a thousand cheetahs. His mind was racing, he knew that 3FFA could be getting into the cab at any moment. He made his way through the lobby, seemingly taking hours to cover such a short distance. Scanning the pouring rain, he only saw the passing cars, until he noticed the lone figure standing next to the lamp post. As he approached the lone figure, he was certain it was him, soaking wet and obviously freezing cold. Bibbit offered him his jacket, and taking the silence as yes, he draped it over 3FFA's shoulders. 3FFA still made no attempt at communication.
"I'm sorry, for everything. I never thought this would happen all those months ago, or I never would've done this." Bibbit admitted, staring at his feet, and fumbling his words for the first time in a long time. "And this isn't the way I want it to end 3FFA, I need you."
He looked up and to his surprise 3FFA was staring into hos eyes. Even though he was still wearing his secondary jacket, he had never felt more naked.
"I know."
They embraced, tears streaming down from both their eyes. And even though it was -12 degrees outside, the fires of their bromance kept Bibbit's skin hot to the touch. They then went back inside and promptly consummated their bromance by playing mass amounts of BW and watching Full House reruns.
On December 03 2011 13:30 VeNoM HaZ Skill wrote: Such a somber ending, so I'll write my own.
Bibbit, having banned 3FFA from his blog, considered to be free to carry on his pre-3FFA life. He went to the same old places, he played the old same games, watched the same movies. But no matter what he did, there was a faint pain in the back of his mind, gradually growing, slowly but surely. At first he brushed it off, nothing more than a coincidence, just a side effect of the seasonal shift. But as the days passed on and the daylight waned, Bibbit found himself in more intense pain with every passing day. It all seemed to be too much...
[3 Months later]
Seeking to find an end to his mental torment, he scheduled with an appointment with the town's top psychiatrist. After many hours over the course of many weeks, the psychiatrist diagnosed Bibbit with a severe case of depression. Every 4 hours, he took a pill. Yes, it did numb the pain, but it could never stop it from worsening; he could still feel it, slowly encroaching on what was left of his sanity. Our hero seemed to be spending every all his time at the bar, trying to drink away his sorrows. Friends and family, all concerned, called Bibbit. But it was futile, he was lost inside of his own mind, a swirling vortex of suffering.
He looked over the city, his vision hazy, leaning against the railing of his penthouse balcony. The lights seemed to play the saddest of symphonies. In one of his few moments of clarity he knew the doctor was wrong: it wasn't clinical depression, it was a broken heart. He knew what had to be done. He moved as fast as he could to his computer, logging onto TL, he spammed PM's to 3FFA (how ironic). In his frenzy of clicking he managed to notice that the last time 3FFA had posted was months ago. A singular curse word escaped his lips in frustration. He skulked to his personal wet-bar and grabbed he bottle of whiskey, and started to drink. A few hours later a knocking on his door woke him up...
On December 03 2011 13:30 VeNoM HaZ Skill wrote: Such a somber ending, so I'll write my own.
Bibbit, having banned 3FFA from his blog, considered to be free to carry on his pre-3FFA life. He went to the same old places, he played the old same games, watched the same movies. But no matter what he did, there was a faint pain in the back of his mind, gradually growing, slowly but surely. At first he brushed it off, nothing more than a coincidence, just a side effect of the seasonal shift. But as the days passed on and the daylight waned, Bibbit found himself in more intense pain with every passing day. It all seemed to be too much...
[3 Months later]
Seeking to find an end to his mental torment, he scheduled with an appointment with the town's top psychiatrist. After many hours over the course of many weeks, the psychiatrist diagnosed Bibbit with a severe case of depression. Every 4 hours, he took a pill. Yes, it did numb the pain, but it could never stop it from worsening; he could still feel it, slowly encroaching on what was left of his sanity. Our hero seemed to be spending every all his time at the bar, trying to drink away his sorrows. Friends and family, all concerned, called Bibbit. But it was futile, he was lost inside of his own mind, a swirling vortex of suffering.
He looked over the city, his vision hazy, leaning against the railing of his penthouse balcony. The lights seemed to play the saddest of symphonies. In one of his few moments of clarity he knew the doctor was wrong: it wasn't clinical depression, it was a broken heart. He knew what had to be done. He moved as fast as he could to his computer, logging onto TL, he spammed PM's to 3FFA (how ironic). In his frenzy of clicking he managed to notice that the last time 3FFA had posted was months ago. A singular curse word escaped his lips in frustration. He skulked to his personal wet-bar and grabbed he bottle of whiskey, and started to drink. A few hours later a knocking on his door woke him up...
He pulled himself upright and made his way the the door. There were no questions asked or spy holes peeped, he just opened the door. In front of him stood the man who had haunted not only his dreams, but his every waking moment for the past weeks. Minutes passed before either of them said a word, until the tension became unbearable.
"I missed you.." Bibbit admitted. "Then why did you try to get rid of me in the first place?" 3FFA cried.
*Thunder cracked and it began to rain, but the noise seemed to be removed from this world*
"I didn't know that this was how it things were going to be." "Well maybe you should've thought about that before you removed me from your life." "Just shut up!" Bibbit roared, "You have no right to tell me what I did wrong you started this!" "Why did even call me here?" 3FFA choked back the tears that flooded his eyes. "I don't know anymore," Bibbit replied as he closed the door.
Playing Bibbit, we have IdrA, and as 3FFA, we have TossGirl...
On December 03 2011 13:30 VeNoM HaZ Skill wrote: Such a somber ending, so I'll write my own.
Bibbit, having banned 3FFA from his blog, considered to be free to carry on his pre-3FFA life. He went to the same old places, he played the old same games, watched the same movies. But no matter what he did, there was a faint pain in the back of his mind, gradually growing, slowly but surely. At first he brushed it off, nothing more than a coincidence, just a side effect of the seasonal shift. But as the days passed on and the daylight waned, Bibbit found himself in more intense pain with every passing day. It all seemed to be too much...
[3 Months later]
Seeking to find an end to his mental torment, he scheduled with an appointment with the town's top psychiatrist. After many hours over the course of many weeks, the psychiatrist diagnosed Bibbit with a severe case of depression. Every 4 hours, he took a pill. Yes, it did numb the pain, but it could never stop it from worsening; he could still feel it, slowly encroaching on what was left of his sanity. Our hero seemed to be spending every all his time at the bar, trying to drink away his sorrows. Friends and family, all concerned, called Bibbit. But it was futile, he was lost inside of his own mind, a swirling vortex of suffering.
He looked over the city, his vision hazy, leaning against the railing of his penthouse balcony. The lights seemed to play the saddest of symphonies. In one of his few moments of clarity he knew the doctor was wrong: it wasn't clinical depression, it was a broken heart. He knew what had to be done. He moved as fast as he could to his computer, logging onto TL, he spammed PM's to 3FFA (how ironic). In his frenzy of clicking he managed to notice that the last time 3FFA had posted was months ago. A singular curse word escaped his lips in frustration. He skulked to his personal wet-bar and grabbed he bottle of whiskey, and started to drink. A few hours later a knocking on his door woke him up...
He pulled himself upright and made his way the the door. There were no questions asked or spy holes peeped, he just opened the door. In front of him stood the man who had haunted not only his dreams, but his every waking moment for the past weeks. Minutes passed before either of them said a word, until the tension became unbearable.
"I missed you.." Bibbit admitted. "Then why did you try to get rid of me in the first place?" 3FFA cried.
*Thunder cracked and it began to rain, but the noise seemed to be removed from this world*
"I didn't know that this was how it things were going to be." "Well maybe you should've thought about that before you removed me from your life." "Just shut up!" Bibbit roared, "You have no right to tell me what I did wrong you started this!" "Why did even call me here?" 3FFA choked back the tears that flooded his eyes. "I don't know anymore," Bibbit replied as he closed the door. The last thing he saw through the spy hole was 3FFA getting into the elevator.
He walked back to where he was laying earlier and picked up the empty whiskey bottle off the bed. As he inverted the bottle and watched the last drop of whiskey fall to the floor he realized what he had done. He sprinted to the stairs, descending them with the speed of a thousand cheetahs. His mind was racing, he knew that 3FFA could be getting into the cab at any moment. He made his way through the lobby, seemingly taking hours to cover such a short distance. Scanning the pouring rain, he only saw the passing cars, until he noticed the lone figure standing next to the lamp post. As he approached the lone figure, he was certain it was him, soaking wet and obviously freezing cold. Bibbit offered him his jacket, and taking the silence as yes, he draped it over 3FFA's shoulders. 3FFA still made no attempt at communication.
"I'm sorry, for everything. I never thought this would happen all those months ago, or I never would've done this." Bibbit admitted, staring at his feet, and fumbling his words for the first time in a long time. "And this isn't the way I want it to end 3FFA, I need you."
He looked up and to his surprise 3FFA was staring into hos eyes. Even though he was still wearing his secondary jacket, he had never felt more naked.
"I know."
They embraced, tears streaming down from both their eyes. And even though it was -12 degrees outside, the fires of their bromance kept Bibbit's skin hot to the touch. They then went back inside and promptly consummated their bromance by playing mass amounts of BW and watching Full House reruns.
I was rather curious and I pm'd bibbit conversationally and asked him to join me on msn and it was good...then suddenly he went weird and said I wanted to kill him. I didn't really know how to respond to this, I honestly though he was joking. Until he started sending me message after message saying "why do you want to kill me."
On December 03 2011 16:39 Synwave wrote: I was rather curious and I pm'd bibbit conversationally and asked him to join me on msn and it was good...then suddenly he went weird and said I wanted to kill him. I didn't really know how to respond to this, I honestly though he was joking. Until he started sending me message after message saying "why do you want to kill me."
Then I deleted him...and was confused.
LOL same ! At least the creepiness was mutual T_T
Edit: I'm still not sure if I misunderstood you and everything went to shit from there or if you really are some master troll trying to fuck with me (and being hugely successful). = /
On December 03 2011 16:39 Synwave wrote: I was rather curious and I pm'd bibbit conversationally and asked him to join me on msn and it was good...then suddenly he went weird and said I wanted to kill him. I didn't really know how to respond to this, I honestly though he was joking. Until he started sending me message after message saying "why do you want to kill me."
Then I deleted him...and was confused.
LOL same ! At least the creepiness was mutual T_T
No dude we talked normally you added me on msn and you suddenly started saying weird shit like "why do you want to murder me" which I thought you were joking and I asked why you thought that was funny. You replied with why you weren't joking.
You might be mentally disturbed or you might think your funny but one of my best friends fell down to psychotic break down. I had to turn him in. So I don't think this is all that funny.
I also saved all the chat logs in case you would like to pretend you didn't actually act the way I just typed about.
Either a) you need help or b) your a fucking prick that is currently mocking some bad stuff because you have no idea of it and your using your pm box as a joke/trap to do it.
I'm starting to lean towards it being a misunderstanding. It looked like you were saying you were watching me from afar or some shit which was very concerning.
Not gonna lie - from the 5-6 posts I've read just in this thread from FFA I'd be a little bothered too. But we all have someone we have to placate/amuse not reason to start a thread. I have this retarded kid where I drop off my laundry (his mom owns the place) anyways hug him like he wants and talk for half an hour to him. No sweat off my back and he's happy. Make FFa happy.
I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.If I had to compare this blog to something it would have to be Bleach. Edit:Bleach with a better storyline.
On December 04 2011 22:08 TheKefka wrote: I don't know what the hell is going on anymore.If I had to compare this blog to something it would have to be Bleach. Edit:Bleach with a better storyline.
On December 03 2011 06:00 ]343[ wrote: rofl I can't tell how serious this is
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