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Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
November 23 2011 04:19 GMT
#1
There is a cat that lives next door to me. He's your average outside cat, I suppose; chases butterflies, basks in the sun, fights with other cats, etc. Seems pretty normal to me.

About two weeks ago he started showing up on my porch at night so I started feeding him some canned cat food. I have two cats myself but they won't eat can food so I have like 40 cans left over from a box I bought a while ago. This cat seems to enjoy the food quite a bit so I figured why not give it to him.

After a few nights I started to notice that every morning I would go outside and the food bowl would be laying at the bottom of the porch steps somewhere. I figured a raccoon or something came to lick it clean after the cat was finished and ended up knocking it off the porch.

Well, over the last few days I noticed something strange; the bowl seemed to be moving closer and closer to the original position it was in. I couldn't quite figure out what was going on until tonight... where all of the missing pieces fell into place.

I got home and noticed the cat run over from next door. I went inside to grab some food and came back out, searching for the bowl. After a few seconds I found it sitting in the corner of the porch. It had rained today so the entire porch was wet except for one little dry spot where the bowl was sitting. I filled it up with food, sat it back down about four feet away, and went inside.

I happened to glance out the window a few minutes later just to see if the cat was there, and low and behold he was moving the cat bowl! And not just any movement...

The witch cat managed to put the bowl back almost exactly where the dry spot on the porch was. He was only off by a few millimeters. After placing the bowl back, he ran off into the night.

Thus ends the tale of Manner Cat.

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I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
November 23 2011 04:22 GMT
#2
Why do I picture this cat with a top hat and cane?

Nice blog!
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 23 2011 04:23 GMT
#3
I think it's time you adopted a third cat. What a bamf.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
November 23 2011 04:32 GMT
#4
i was expecting something to do with manner pylons and cats building them
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
November 23 2011 04:32 GMT
#5
<3 cats
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
November 23 2011 04:48 GMT
#6
Have you considered getting him a theme song?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
November 23 2011 04:51 GMT
#7
On November 23 2011 13:48 heyoka wrote:
Have you considered getting him a theme song?


How about this?


Cool cats!
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
November 23 2011 04:58 GMT
#8
A cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
November 23 2011 05:05 GMT
#9
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Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
November 23 2011 05:06 GMT
#10
This blog is the cat's meow.

Wow, that cat is purrfect.

Wow, that story is kitty cool.

Doing my best here lol. But yeah, that cat is awesome.
They're fools. You should eat them.
Ruffian
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States369 Posts
November 23 2011 05:09 GMT
#11
You've gotta be kitten me! What an awesome cat ahah :3
There's a class for this (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
d9mmdi
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Germany179 Posts
November 23 2011 05:15 GMT
#12
But wasnt the cat just preventing its own food from getting spoiled by the rain ? =D
You gotta step over dead bodies - Momma Plott
R1CH
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Netherlands10341 Posts
November 23 2011 05:26 GMT
#13
I miss having a cat around .
AdministratorTwitter: @R1CH_TL
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
November 23 2011 05:32 GMT
#14
On November 23 2011 14:26 R1CH wrote:
I miss having a cat around .


Hot_Bid doesn't let you have a cat at TL office ?
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
November 23 2011 05:54 GMT
#15
On November 23 2011 13:51 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 23 2011 13:48 heyoka wrote:
Have you considered getting him a theme song?


How about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNEraxj559Y

Cool cats!


My thoughts exactly. lool!

No picture of the cat?
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
November 23 2011 05:57 GMT
#16
On November 23 2011 14:32 endy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 23 2011 14:26 R1CH wrote:
I miss having a cat around .


Hot_Bid doesn't let you have a cat at TL office ?


it would fight with the teamliquid horse they have in the office.
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
November 23 2011 06:00 GMT
#17
Manner Cat, official cat of Team JAI
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
November 23 2011 06:31 GMT
#18
Haha what a manner cat. Kitty has come OCD or is very mannerly
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 23 2011 06:36 GMT
#19
That was so cute. Such a manner cat.
I demand photos!
On another note: I want a kitten
행운을 빌어요 재미
itkovian
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1763 Posts
November 23 2011 06:48 GMT
#20
I love cats, but I'd be suspicious of this one. Cats are self-serving to the maximum and this one sounds to manner to be true. How many times have you had a cat rub your leg in a friendly manner, just to scurry away to the food bowl as soon as you give it your affection in return. I'm sure this "manner" action somehow fits into his grand selfish scheme somehow!
=)=
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