[BW] The Perfect Play (Battle Report)

So check out this Bisu probe:



Sent probe to scout after the Gateway. Got to his base the second time around and saw the SCV starting to build the CC (after Racks). Didn't want to fall back economically so it was time for Chuck Norris Probe to shine.




Then again Chuck would've roundhouse-kicked the two of them just then




For a second there I though he dodged it




Gotcha!




Buzz




Oh shit, the zealot wants a piece of the action




Oh fuck, he snaps the neck of the scv building the bunker




Oh jeez, not the one building the CC ..




Gets the hattrick, second barrack builder goes up in flames and there are a shitload of scvs off minerals just staring like they're scared shitless




Hero zealot walks away with 7 hp like a boss


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Time for some Goon Pressure

There's a knock on the bunker. Marine asks 'who's there?'. Goon says 'goons'. 'Goons who?'. 'Us Ranged goons coming to fuck you up, now scream for your lives biatches" FFChuuu .. FFChuuu..
Marine looking through the loophole. 'He's alone, let's get him boys!'
2 more goons arrive just in time to punish one of the reckless rednecks.

Meanwhile a tank is making its way down the choke but too little too late.








Hero goons make they're way safely out of the battle field. 2 of them managed to get 3 kills each, one withstood heavy fire with 6 hp.



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Sacrifice for essential scouting info: Expansion attempt.





Cannons begin to shrink once they realize .. there's no pussy here




Rounding up the tanks into their doom, for below the ramp.. the Goons.. they are a-hwaiting








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The Assassin has been summoned and is contemplating his move in a meditating posture





Meanwhile my base looks like this:





..and this:





And his droopy base looks like that:





.. and that:







And I'm keeping him on his toes making visits from time to time, showing who's in charge





Just about done playing cat and mouse. Moving out





Some vultures slip by the contain, but it's too late for shenanigans



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And a fifth hero (probe, zealot and 2 goons), the clandestine DT Monk inconspicuously manages to get within striking distance



.. snapping the neck of the daydreaming scv who marveled at his architecture





Following the realization (..)



(..) of the lack of detection capabilities (...)





(Trying to be cute, dealing insignificant splash damage)





(...) my opponent (....)



(....) is writing 'GM' .. which i guess means great match. What a noble soul, mannered and honorable.





Claiming the win with a coup the grace, and looking good in the process





That was the day the battlefield whispered of the flawless victory and its heroic avatars


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