I need to log-in to teamliquid from time to time as to not forget my password so while I'm here i am thinking, why not make a girl blog. But then I remembered that girl blogs are dumb so I've decided to try to fuse what's not dumb about it with a context related element, music. So.. right off the bat, do you have a playlist that would go well with ah' , you know, making out with a girl?
Finding good tunes to set the mood doesn't sound too challenging, does it? But then I scammed through my collection and came to realize how horribly, weirdly cockblockish it would be, being in the middle of something while this and that track came on.
I think Pablo Francisco said it best
But seriously, obviously unfitting songs aside, even mellow ones or the ones with female vocals or not even rolling stones kind of stuff seems viable for consideration when you think of it. Rock .. out of the question, at least in my opinion the slow ones are too cheesy and the fast ones and emo and goth forget it. I guess it depends a lot on personal music preference but I'm arguing that there is universal mood-setting music out there and here is my short and humble selection.
01. Telepopmusic - Breathe 02. Thunderball - Solar 03. Thievery Corporation - Shadows of Ourselves 04. Winterpark - Never Alone 05. Kate Rogers - Fine 06. Bonobo feat. Andreya Triana - Stay The Same 07. Chiara Chivello - Skylark 08. Yonderboi - Even If You Are Victorious 09. GTA2 Soundtrack - The Diner
Some of the more subtle criteria I've taken in consideration are stuff like it shouldn't make you want to dance, which I think is important it shouldn't interfere with the act of lovemaking in any way. It should, some day when in a melancholic mood, serve as a frame for the happy memory, get what I'm saying? Sort of subconsciously carry the moment.
Time to tell me your suggestions and I'll most likely tell you why i wouldn't consider adding them to my list. Don't troll.
THere are a few songs ere that just don't work. Or I'd not consider them working. I don't know. Subjective. Edit : That Gunther song is terrible and funny.
On November 05 2011 20:28 FFGenerations wrote: ......trumpets !
Thievery Corporations - Shadows of Ourselves has some trumpet action going on, but If i'd had to remove one song from the list it would be this one.
@A_Bandersnatch: Oceansize seems too unpredictable to me. What do you do when the guitars suddenly burst in volume, you stick it to her harder? Doesn't seem to gentleman to me, just saying. But I guess there are chicks who dig that. As for Puscifer, from what I've heard they have some serious lyrics, which doesn't go well with what I've said earlier.. kind of takes the piss out of making love when some dude is talking about taking life's games with your pride like a man. I want to give like a man not take like a man. And the deep masculine voice i picture would be annoying at some point.
@ GTR I'd definitely go with that while on a holiday in Tahiti or Bora Bora.. but it would make my behind swing ludicrously to the changes in beat, which disqualifies it in my eyes. Don't want the music to tell me how I should move, I'm eccentric like that.
On November 05 2011 20:57 Asha` wrote: You might as well just say any downtempo electro, with optional female vocals and jazzy overtones =p
No sir, take for example Bonobo feat. Andreya Triana - Eyesdown .. from the same album as the one I mentioned. I just couldn't .. it's so psy-phi funky laser sounds and hoOoho moaning and the beat seems dark, like coming down from heroin or something. Indeed downtempo electro, , with optional female vocals and jazzy overtones comes closer to what I'm considering viable, but every time I find something to bitch about when I picture making love while listening to most of these artists. It's either the lack of that special something being occluded by annoying drums, synths and whatnot or the overabundance which makes it cheesy.
Telepops amazing but I just can't see Breathe finding it's way into my playlist though. Maybe it's just become part of driving music to me so I can't understand it.
On November 05 2011 21:47 VoirDire wrote: I love chill out music, but you can't fucking fuck to it you pansies.
Queens of the stone age make great sex music. Powerful, sexual and not to distracting.
I can actually imagine this working for me too; as for the porn music and the i'm comings and inches of love.. lol. Ratatat is an awesome song and I'd totally get down on the floor and let loose some robot dance and tektonik on that mofo, but with sex it's a no go.
@hp.Shell: All of these are songs you'd expect to associate a love scene as seen on a tv series, but i couldn't picture them setting the mood in real life. I can see them relieving anxiety, and awkwardness and such but they don't make for an epic, free and lucid sexual experience. Most of `em seem a little mechanical to me.
What I really want in a song is for it to have just a touch of sadness and blissful monotony radiating warm comfort. So it doesn't make me forget that the world can be pretty cold sometimes and that I should cherish shared moments of love and pleasure, ok? Most of these songs want to take you into another dimension, make you forget yourself in ecstasy and then throw you away like a used condom. I want the experience to be consistent with the rest of my life.
On November 05 2011 21:47 VoirDire wrote: I love chill out music, but you can't fucking fuck to it you pansies.
Queens of the stone age make great sex music. Powerful, sexual and not to distracting.
I can actually imagine this working for me too; as for the porn music and the i'm comings and inches of love.. lol. Ratatat is an awesome song and I'd totally get down on the floor and let loose some robot dance and tektonik on that mofo, but with sex it's a no go.
@hp.Shell: All of these are songs you'd expect to associate a love scene as seen on a tv series, but i couldn't picture them setting the mood in real life. I can see them relieving anxiety, and awkwardness and such but they don't make for an epic, free and lucid sexual experience. Most of `em seem a little mechanical to me.
What I really want in a song is for it to have just a touch of sadness and blissful monotony radiating warm comfort. So it doesn't make me forget that the world can be pretty cold sometimes and that I should cherish shared moments of love and pleasure, ok? Most of these songs want to take you into another dimension, make you forget yourself in ecstasy and then throw you away like a used condom. I want the experience to be consistent with the rest of my life.
I agree, this post said it better than I probably would have.
On November 05 2011 21:47 VoirDire wrote: I love chill out music, but you can't fucking fuck to it you pansies.
Queens of the stone age make great sex music. Powerful, sexual and not to distracting.
I can actually imagine this working for me too; as for the porn music and the i'm comings and inches of love.. lol. Ratatat is an awesome song and I'd totally get down on the floor and let loose some robot dance and tektonik on that mofo, but with sex it's a no go.
@hp.Shell: All of these are songs you'd expect to associate a love scene as seen on a tv series, but i couldn't picture them setting the mood in real life. I can see them relieving anxiety, and awkwardness and such but they don't make for an epic, free and lucid sexual experience. Most of `em seem a little mechanical to me.
What I really want in a song is for it to have just a touch of sadness and blissful monotony radiating warm comfort. So it doesn't make me forget that the world can be pretty cold sometimes and that I should cherish shared moments of love and pleasure, ok? Most of these songs want to take you into another dimension, make you forget yourself in ecstasy and then throw you away like a used condom. I want the experience to be consistent with the rest of my life.
DJ Shadow Pandora station is pretty much the ultimate win. If you're in for some crazy, drug-enhanced sexy time I suggest throbbing and fairly loud techno music.
On November 05 2011 21:47 VoirDire wrote: I love chill out music, but you can't fucking fuck to it you pansies.
Queens of the stone age make great sex music. Powerful, sexual and not to distracting.
[snip] What I really want in a song is for it to have just a touch of sadness and blissful monotony radiating warm comfort. So it doesn't make me forget that the world can be pretty cold sometimes and that I should cherish shared moments of love and pleasure, ok? Most of these songs want to take you into another dimension, make you forget yourself in ecstasy and then throw you away like a used condom. I want the experience to be consistent with the rest of my life.
If your life isn't chill to begin with, I don't know what to tell you, but I'll try.
Oh wait, that's too chill right? How about this:
Or maybe this is more what you're looking for.
If you're wanting your sexual experience to have a touch of sadness, that's not consistent with my own experience or desire, so it's pretty tough for me to suggest music that I probably wouldn't use to set the mood. Unless you're just looking for soul, in which case I would point you to:
On November 06 2011 04:35 itsjustatank wrote: I have a sneaking suspicion that I was concieved while Santana was playing in the background.
I think a lot of us were but isn't it a tad bit too oldschool? I can't picture doing a 19-20 y old chick on that and furthermore i can't shake the image of long haired dudes with mustaches. But other than that hell ya.
How is having sex to that voice not creepy as fuck? I almost expect him to hiss "... Children" at the end of each line while licking his lips.
I don't get the pedophilia reference but if you think the voice is creepy it's all the more better.. brings your chick closer to you like a scary movie. I mean that's what music is supposed to do, make you and your partner ally up against it in a very i can't explain wtf i'm saying kind of way.
@hp.Shell that first one is like trying to fuck underwater.. i'm inclined to take it for consideration The second one's bass/drums is too in yo face. In my opinion you don't want heavy bass whatsoever. 3rd one made me cry, way too sad sry. Last one i don't like the thought of the guy singing having a bigger shlong than me so no way. When you think of sex and black dudes you think of 23 cm cocks, it's just the way it is.
@Duckett Bells don't go well with sex. Bells go well with churches and cemeteries and cows and maybe someone calling when dinners ready.
Funny Thought: Picture having a quicky on the elevator to Inception Soundtrack - Mombasa
I have some knowledge of sex music...being with 3 girls right now, none of them my girlfriends,.. after a while you won't need music, music is just a way of shutting you guys both up and making you guys feel awkward and you'll end up(yes!), making out. . . or worse, you might actually end up having disgusting, degrading sex. XD
The songs don't really matter, it's all about YOU, how you listen to the song with the girl. Obviously, pablo has had some bad luck with rock music... I've played System of a Down from Chop Suey to Hypnotize while having sex.. I've had sex to Death Magnetic... metallica's new album... the whole album(#4, 'the day that never comes', hahaha).
On to you.. putting up a playlist would be kinda pointless because everyone has different 'taste', and saying what good sex music should 'sound' like is also biased to an extent,.
So... I'm just gonna put up songs that reap the whirlwind for our sexual brothers!!
Oh and I like how you put a dubstep song FIRST, because let me explain: dubstep is all SEX music. That is the music you are looking for, the one that makes a girl want to grind it to the beat.
All dubstep is good, but finding the right songs is your matter. edit: start here:
On November 13 2011 01:59 SRopion wrote: Oh and I like how you put a dubstep song FIRST, because let me explain: dubstep is all SEX music. That is the music you are looking for, the one that makes a girl want to grind it to the beat.
You got a point there, but we are talking about epic, romantic, makes you want to think back in melancholy kind of sex not the pick up a skank and get it over with kind. I thought i made that clear.
Any Massive Attack song is a tad bit too dark but Inertia Creeps could be the exception and makes a chick want to grind too without the filthy aftertaste of dubstep. I see why you posted it.
... but I think it might work sometimes? heheheheh I mean, the saxophone line just makes you drop your pants. Lyrics don't matter. It's all about the sax.
EPT
it shouldn't interfere with the act of lovemaking in any way. It should, some day when in a melancholic mood, serve as a frame for the happy memory, get what I'm saying? Sort of subconsciously carry the moment.
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