A Story of KawaiiRice

On October 24 2011 13:24 KazeHydra wrote:
KawaiiRice is a man of unknown talent, but he is someone with a secret ambition, and his abilities should not be underestimated. He does not waste time watching Glee; no, he practices through the night. With the power of the goddess in his hands, he will crush any and all who challenge him with his formula to success.

When the game begins, his SCVs have faith in his commands. His opening may seem to be an innocent starter but look away for a moment and suddenly his aggression begins. He will take a shot? at trying to end the game early but macro is fine too. His marines are always ready to be a fighter on the front lines. Each one powerful like a scarlet knight, storming enemy bases and dancing in the velvet moon without worry for he will cherish every unit. Always scouting with great activity on the map, he will try again and again should he be denied.

His unbreakable siege lines provide perfect protection for his infantry. His medivac soars across the skies like a brave phoenix burning with an eternal blaze, always ready to pierce into the heart of enemy territory and provide a miracle flight home. His lone banshee appears as a hell girl reigning terror down on mineral lines, hunting workers down with the wild eyes of a basilisk while his ghost academy constantly builds nukes.

His bonus minerals stay gold forever as he mines out the map. The astrogation of his battlecruisers, looking on the moon before they depart on their journey, shines like a brilliant star crossing the universe. When he sees an opening, he will take a chance to try to put your mind into a fever. With the nostalgia of victory, he will win any best of seven and put on a perfect smile.

But Kawaii struggles too, often feeling he is drowning in a deep sea, but he will always stand back up. Heaven knows his limitless potential; the angels sing forever of his glorious play. With a heart-shaped chant, they watch his undying spark of life, like a brilliant rainbow of seven colors. He will cross the bridge of destiny and climb up the ladder of the Koreans, and a ray of change will shine down and give birth to greater play.

With the evolution of his game, he will produce massive wonders with his revolutionary play. At first his opponents will tell him to bring it on, but soon they will regret playing such games as their heartbeat increases in the heat of battle. Don’t even try to be a trickster, making a white lie about honest play. He will destroy that gimmick game easily in his wrath. Not even Alicia or the Protoss can win with their power gates, while the undercover changeling of the zerg are eliminated instantly.

If you have a dream about encountering him on the ladder your only choice is to pray that he has grace on your poor soul. You may think he is defeated when he is still alive and kicking. You chase down the remnants of his army when he suddenly turns around with reinforcements and your fate is darker than black. The last scene of the game is your army in carnage.

July 7: be ready for this day. It is the day he will storm the castle of his enemies and rocket to a level of play never before seen. No longer a black diamond – he will have risen beyond a normal diamond to the ultimate diamond, and the pride of glory that he obtains will be thanks to the deep love he holds for the goddess – Nana Mizuki.

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On October 24 2011 13:37 NationInArms wrote:
Nana Mizuki references, should've seen that coming. I still have to finish washing that Live Grace concert. XD

On October 24 2011 13:53 KawaiiRice wrote:

Thx lol;;

On October 24 2011 13:53 KawaiiRice wrote:



Thx lol;;

On October 29 2011 12:37 Primadog wrote:
I have the strangest boner right now.