After an exhaustive and comprehensive search, the most patriotic user on TL has been found!
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On September 03 2011 17:29 flamewheel wrote: America!
On September 02 2011 14:48 flamewheel wrote: /America
On August 13 2011 08:53 flamewheel wrote: AMERICA
On July 08 2011 03:50 flamewheel wrote: Freedom!
America!
On July 05 2011 00:41 flamewheel wrote: America!
On May 16 2011 05:20 flamewheel wrote: AMERICA
On May 13 2011 09:01 flamewheel wrote: Yeah okay I'll play. Why you no post birthday?
I'd choose Editor. And I'd hit edit and make no changes. Though you know Editor can be counteracted easily if somebody just printscreens everything T_T
America.
On April 02 2011 16:28 flamewheel wrote: America!
On March 10 2011 06:22 flamewheel wrote: FUCK YEAH AMERICA
On July 17 2010 13:09 flamewheel wrote: SNOW SNOW KILL SOO Wait actually either way I don't care.
AMERICA
On July 10 2010 13:11 flamewheel wrote: Looooooooooooooool I read it in one go. America!
On July 04 2010 17:22 flamewheel wrote: Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
<3 America
On February 21 2010 08:29 flamewheel wrote: ...in America.
On January 21 2010 15:01 flamewheel wrote: ...in America!
On January 20 2010 14:19 flamewheel wrote: ...in America!
Congratulations flamewheel! May your love for AMERICA never falter.
*Credit (as always) goes to Mr. Wiggles for the picture.
And so it came to pass, that Uncle Sam and his trusty Typhlosion once again saved America from its enemies. With great justice and cleansing fire, they swept across the country, from East to West, purging all those who would besmirch and threaten the great United States of America. Some say, that whenever America once again enters into a situation of great danger, Uncle Sam will ride anew, to save his beloved country for yet another time.
On October 08 2011 12:43 micronesia wrote: If I lived in a country in North/South America other than USA I'd get pretty sick of reading that in the given context :p
As a Canadian, I find it hilarious as whenever people get like that I imagine that it is Hulk Hogan in an Uncle Sam costume shouting it in a stressed out voice at the top of his lungs
Hmmm, so you're more intelligent than you first appear, Capitalist Pig. No worry however, for some small amount of cleverness will in no way usurp the plans that have been set in motion for the great glory of COMMUNISM.
Your greatest hero, a puppet of Communism
Even now, we work within your system to subvert it to the influence of greatest Communism, and away from the waste and corruption of petty bourgeois Capitalism.
We shall see who shall have the last laugh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdwxFsthI
Коммунисты считают презренным делом скрывать свои взгляды и намерения. Они открыто заявляют, что их цели могут быть достигнуты лишь путем насильственного ниспровержения всего существующего общественного строя. Пусть господствующие классы содрогаются перед Коммунистической революции.Пролетариям нечего терять кроме своих цепей. У них есть мир, чтобы победить.
On October 08 2011 11:37 Djzapz wrote: I hate my country!
I'm glad that the amount of patriotism in this thread has gotten the other members of NAFTA to hate themselves. Mission accomplished everybody let's go home.
Я должен вам сказать, я изучаю русский язык, и я сожалею, что сказал, что Google переводчик не работает. :D
I must tell you, I study the Russian language, and I'm sorry to say that Google Translate does not work. : D
Hahaha, excellent work comrade, we've trained you well. You see, you're actually one of our sleeper agents, who was activated upon hearing the Soviet Anthem while viewing the great image of Lenin the Puppeteer.
Now that you've activated the missile attacks against the Russian Republic, they will have no choice but to declare was on the United States of America.
You see, I am really part of the Communist revolutionary group: G.O.S.U. : GRAND ORCHESTRATORS for a SOCIALIST UNION.
After the dissolution of the USSR, we formed from remnants of the old government, who wished to see a return to the great glory of Communism. Over the years, as the subversive influence of Capitalism made itself more and more felt, we trained and planned, in anticipation for this day. 20 years ago, we selected many youth to train for insertion into the United States and it's government. You were my star pupil.
After assuring you were in proper position within the American Government, the plan was put in motion. We launched a nuclear device we stole in 1987 at America, and then you retaliated against the wrong target, Moscow, in return. You've played your part well, comrade.
Now together, we may watch as the United States of America and Russia enter into a blaze of war, from the ashes of which we will rise as a great force for Communism, and finally bring about the final revolution.
On October 10 2011 04:24 Lucumo wrote: America? Never been a fan of Mexico but whatever. I guess you just really like the continent(s) you live on.
Truth and hope in our Fatherland! And death to every foe! Our soldiers shall not pause to rest We vow our loyalty
Old traditions they will abide Arise young heroes! Our past inspires noble deeds All Hail Britannia!
Immortal beacon shows the way Step forth, seek glory! Hoist your swords high into the clouds Hail Britannia!
Our Emperor stands astride this world He’ll vanquish every foe! His truth and justice shine so bright All hail his brilliant light!
Never will he be overthrown Like mountains and sea His bloodline immortal and pure All Hail Britannia!
So let his wisdom guide our way Go forth and seek glory Hoist your swords high into the clouds Hail Britannia!
All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature! The Middle Eastern Federation, which harbors similar sentiments, is constantly mired with sloths! But our Britannia is not like them! We put an end to wars and evolve with every conquest! Britannia alone looks forward and moves forward to a better future! The death of my son Clovis is yet more proof that our empire is evolving. Fight! For the future rests in the hands of its ruler! ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!!!
Я должен вам сказать, я изучаю русский язык, и я сожалею, что сказал, что Google переводчик не работает. :D
I must tell you, I study the Russian language, and I'm sorry to say that Google Translate does not work. : D
Hahaha, excellent work comrade, we've trained you well. You see, you're actually one of our sleeper agents, who was activated upon hearing the Soviet Anthem while viewing the great image of Lenin the Puppeteer.
Now that you've activated the missile attacks against the Russian Republic, they will have no choice but to declare was on the United States of America.
You see, I am really part of the Communist revolutionary group: G.O.S.U. : GRAND ORCHESTRATORS for a SOCIALIST UNION.
After the dissolution of the USSR, we formed from remnants of the old government, who wished to see a return to the great glory of Communism. Over the years, as the subversive influence of Capitalism made itself more and more felt, we trained and planned, in anticipation for this day. 20 years ago, we selected many youth to train for insertion into the United States and it's government. You were my star pupil.
After assuring you were in proper position within the American Government, the plan was put in motion. We launched a nuclear device we stole in 1987 at America, and then you retaliated against the wrong target, Moscow, in return. You've played your part well, comrade.
Now together, we may watch as the United States of America and Russia enter into a blaze of war, from the ashes of which we will rise as a great force for Communism, and finally bring about the final revolution.
Let's watch the world burn.
Bwahahaha you thought you had outsmarted me Wiggles. What you didn’t realize is that I’m actually a triple agent. I’m part of a branch of the CIA known as B.O.N.J.W.A. (Branch Of National Justice and War Army). It was my job to infiltrate and neutralize your pathetic remnant from the very start and none of your men ever detected me. We’ve been onto you since you “stole” that nuke. Hah you think American security would be that lax? We let you steal that nuke; it had a premade panic switch allowing us to disarm it at our will. Thanks for launching it; it allowed us to finally pinpoint your base.
You may think that our nuke is headed for Moscow but you’re wrong, it was actually launched at your secret Transylvanian hideout.
We were going to have a hard time getting you Wiggles, you’ve done a good job of keeping a clean image and staying out of the spotlight. But with your confession now in hand there’s no place to go for you but gitmo. The rest of your comrades are about to die in the nuclear destruction of your hideout. You can come quietly or we’ll do this that hard way. Which will it be?
You wanna watch the world burn? We’ll let you watch Michael Bay movies in your jail cell.