EPTThis season I go in to battle with 2goals in mind 1) to get out of bronze league and 2) To keep my bonus pool at zero or as close as I can get.
Hopefully my pc will hold together for another season now boasting a gtx 560 after the recent terminal failure of my old gpu.
"Reginald! Prepare the crutches! Combat is calling us in her sweet seductive voice"
"But sire your missing a leg"
"What? Oh that... tis a scratch"
With the deployment of 1.04 we see hellions abiding to the EPA, Terran unionist calling for a mandatory rest break during the construction of any barracks. And Specialist Raven pilots all over the dominion are using resources saved by EPA Hellion act to increase the speed of their hunter-seeker missiles.
Intelligence from our sources suggest that the protoss intergalactic fleet is suffering some inner turmoil, sources claim that a virus is hampering stalker blink research. Much to the exultation of the Terran dominion. And latest sightings of the Protoss Warp-Prizm have been causing a stir with the addition of 2 more shield projectors, some say that this ingenious advancement will lead to the deployment of these vessels being increased across all protoss engagements.
Meanwhile the Queen of Blades released a statement today ( this statement is being hotly contested on its validity). Overseers of the zero swarm are noted to have decreased their hivemind interfacing as such allows them to be produced at a markedly cheaper rate. Unfortuantly such evolutions in the zerg. Swarm have their in-herrant. Side effects this being the increase in metabolic energy requirements for changeling births
The dreaded investor has reported to be suffering from a mild viral infection. Terran frontline reports suggest that it has weakened the effectiveness of fungal growth against the might of Terran steel.
BREAKING NEWS!!!- Terran spy satilites confirm reports of accelerated utralisk birthing rates!!!
On a more REAL Note im hoping to upload all matches whether I win or lose. Let the epic documentation begin
