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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-10 15:29:26
September 10 2011 11:10 GMT
#1
I spend a lot of my time on my Fantasy Proleague and Fantasy GSTL teams. That’s not to say I’m necessarily very good at it, I just spend a lot of time worrying about them. It’s not just a question of obvious things like scores, trades and balancing my antiteam well. Rather, I have to consider all the things the good manager considers:

How is my team getting on? Who’s winning this week? Will the other players be jealous of him? How can I have a team that has arch nemeses on it without them undermining one another’s performances? Should I take Clyde just because Artosis loves him and the publicity would be immense?


Life for the dedicated fantasy league manager is difficult. There is the feeling of constantly walking a thin line between the position of players like mrbamboo (winner of this season’s Fantasy GSTL) and myself (winner of this season’s Fantasy GSTL Fan-Fiction). That said, the Fantasy GSTL is past us now, and it’s time for us to consider something a little different. With that in mind, I’m unveiling a game I’ve been working on for some time now. In the same vein as the Team Liquid Blog Ladder:





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The rules are straightforward; players are given a set number of points from which to assemble the ultimate mod staff. Players will then earn points on the strengths and weaknesses of mod actions made by their players (with a bonus provided for those mods elected as Team Captains).


For the moment, everything is coming along nicely. Each staff member will earn you points to the tune of:

Thread Closed +1
Temp Ban +1
Lengthy Ban (greater than thirty days) +2
Permanent Ban +3
Banned Progamer +5



For reference, here’s a quick look at how my team has been performing in the prestigious TeamLiquid Fantasy Mod Staff [BETA]™:

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If anyone is wondering why I’m ranked so low in the closed beta of a game I myself designed, playing against the real mod staff means they know what they’re doing. Heyoka is a shark


Special points will be awarded when mods perform signature moves. For the moment, it will be better to keep those quiet; it should be more interesting to let people feel their team out a bit and see what they’re getting bonus points for. For the moment, suffice it to say that there are some obvious ones you can expect to see when you’re building your team:

Chill

Every time Chill posts in a stereotypical girl blog +1 point


Manifesto7

Given his outrageous numbers, bans from Manifesto7 are worth half their regular value. All other mod actions are worth double


Milkis

Every time someone mistakenly confuses ace translator Milkis for fomer GomTV Code A caster Kelly Milkies, you gain +1


Hot Bid

Every time Hot Bid appears in a photograph unexpectedly, gain +1
If you were the photographer +3
If the photo was of you +5


Heyoka

Every time Heyoka successfully uses a poetic device in a news post +1
Every spelling or punctuation error you discover in a post by Heyoka -1


Flamewheel

Every time Flamewheel is caught cheating in Mafia +1


Riptide
Every time Riptide makes an oblique Shakespeare reference and nobody gets it +1






Closing


By way of conclusion, I understand that there are plenty of you out there who won’t want to just go into this blind. Some of you will want to hit up the biggest list of statistics you can get your hands on and start researching exactly how to best pick your own fantasy mod staff.

That instinct is strong, but it’s also well catered for. Simply consult the always impressive and comprehensive:

LiquidModiPedia


Marvel at the extensive charts, graphs and leader boards, then direct all your thanks and praise to Spazer, whose dedication is beyond doubt.




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I really wanted to have Nyovne or Manifesto7 on my team, but they were waaaay too expensive... look at that zeal:

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If anyone can suggest custom rules for other members of the staff, this will go an awful lot faster.


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Have to say thanks to the people who precipitated this post and contributed to it. Flamewheel, GHOSTCLAW, Probe1, and maybe some others.


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Moderator@SirJolt
Simplistik
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
2081 Posts
September 10 2011 11:32 GMT
#2
Milkis

Every time someone mistakenly confuses ace translator Milkis for fomer GomTV Code A caster Kelly Milkis, you gain +1


Haha, they are the same. I mean, they are, right? Aren't they? Damn.
Dear BW Gods, it IS now autumn, so...
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
September 10 2011 11:36 GMT
#3
On September 10 2011 20:32 Simplistik wrote:
Show nested quote +
Milkis

Every time someone mistakenly confuses ace translator Milkis for fomer GomTV Code A caster Kelly Milkis, you gain +1


Haha, they are the same. I mean, they are, right? Aren't they? Damn.


One of them is Milkis. The other is Milkies
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
September 10 2011 11:38 GMT
#4
I think kelly milikis was the one translating because she looks asian so she speaks asian right???
tyCe
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia2542 Posts
September 10 2011 11:39 GMT
#5
Ahahah this is hilarious. Should be spotlighted!!
Betrayed by EG.BuK
zeru
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
8156 Posts
September 10 2011 11:41 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
Yamulo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2096 Posts
September 10 2011 11:42 GMT
#7
Ummm.. This is brilliant! I am laughing my ass off^^
~~~Liquid Fighting (SC2)~~~
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
September 10 2011 11:45 GMT
#8
+5 everytime Milkis gets hate for translating an article.

+1 if your mod gets insulted by a pro-gamer.

Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 10 2011 11:48 GMT
#9
Pholon having +7 killed this for me
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
September 10 2011 11:49 GMT
#10
ROFL! This is so good. :D
화이팅
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-10 11:56:01
September 10 2011 11:53 GMT
#11
I told you to take Nyo for captain and put Godzilla on your anti team! You fool! Foooooooooool!
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우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
September 10 2011 11:57 GMT
#12
On September 10 2011 20:32 Simplistik wrote:
Show nested quote +
Milkis

Every time someone mistakenly confuses ace translator Milkis for fomer GomTV Code A caster Kelly Milkis, you gain +1


Haha, they are the same. I mean, they are, right? Aren't they? Damn.

Thanks for the +1
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50530 Posts
September 10 2011 13:12 GMT
#13
In what world would anyone choose milkis as captain over pN4Demik.

forget that in what world would you not have Nyvone on your main team.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-10 13:13:45
September 10 2011 13:12 GMT
#14
Ok, I choose Nyovne.
I won.
edit : seems I'm not alone to have this brilliant idea :D
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
September 10 2011 13:38 GMT
#15
Hahah nice one :D
Moderator
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50530 Posts
September 10 2011 13:47 GMT
#16
+1 for each alternate account made to trash on a Mod.

tdot does not count.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
September 10 2011 13:50 GMT
#17
Man, I want in on this! :D
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
September 10 2011 13:54 GMT
#18
Milkis

Every time someone mistakenly confuses ace translator Milkis for fomer GomTV Code A caster Kelly Milkies, you gain +1

You need to add :
Each time Milkis translates english to english, -1
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
September 10 2011 14:39 GMT
#19
This is so hilarious i don't know how to express my love for this forum....
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
September 10 2011 14:47 GMT
#20
Rofl this is so hilarious! And Nyovne is truly the banling god!
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
September 10 2011 15:06 GMT
#21
Nyove is like flash in winners league... ugh

Hillarious idea though :D
In the woods, there lurks..
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 10 2011 15:33 GMT
#22
This is outrageous I can't believe I'm anti-teamed

I wonder if real progamers feel that kind of sadness when they look at fantasy teams
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 10 2011 15:37 GMT
#23
Jolt delivers yet again!
I think Chill should be put on anti (not enough girl blogs these days). Hot_Bid is a must for main, and Nyovne too.
[TLMS] REBOOT
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
September 10 2011 15:39 GMT
#24
Every time kwark tries to argue that killer is actually really good +1
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
September 10 2011 16:12 GMT
#25
how did I end up performing best on your team, makes little sense :p
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
September 10 2011 16:22 GMT
#26
On September 11 2011 01:12 Carnac wrote:
how did I end up performing best on your team, makes little sense :p


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Moderator@SirJolt
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 10 2011 16:32 GMT
#27
Milkis is a coinflip. On days, he'll do good, amazing, especially when somehow stumbling on a controversial topic, purely translating. The old and dying joke about Kelly Milkies is wearing off since most can associate a face with his name. I don't think Milkis is a valid choice.

If you check the buzz topic: Automatic Ban List, you can see who are the runner-ups in terms of bans. Banlings should be your ace. Start trading for banlings who are the most active just before events such as MLG hits, etc. Nyovne, Plexa or even Beyonder are great picks during MLG for example.

I also noticed the league has nothing for writers, would have snagged Mystlord and tree.hugger in an instant. Love their writing.

No photo-bombing or Portal reference about Hot_Bid either, big shame. Manifesto7 is an easy snag, but he's hitting a rut due to his diet and need to bike.

Those are my thoughts on the matter. It's all relative to the events or what is happening. After events: Go for the writers, etc.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Montana[TK]
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
1624 Posts
September 10 2011 16:36 GMT
#28
On September 11 2011 01:32 Torte de Lini wrote:. Nyovne, Plexa or even Beyonder are great picks during MLG for example.


EvilTeletubby as well, when he gets his mojo on, noone is safe.
Plexa: "It's not [caster] bashing when its the truth."
N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
September 10 2011 16:58 GMT
#29
I would play this, and give it more attention that Fantasy SC2
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4005 Posts
September 10 2011 19:01 GMT
#30
On September 11 2011 01:36 Montana[TK] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2011 01:32 Torte de Lini wrote:. Nyovne, Plexa or even Beyonder are great picks during MLG for example.


EvilTeletubby as well, when he gets his mojo on, noone is safe.


He has mid-season trade written all over him :D
Moderator@SirJolt
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 10 2011 19:23 GMT
#31
I question your decision to pick TLnet Bot. as an anti-team member.

That's akin to taking Flash.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 10 2011 19:33 GMT
#32
but blues can't ban!
Writer
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
September 11 2011 02:54 GMT
#33
I'm going with HawaiianPig as captain on this. +1 on every art complement in a BW newspost guaranteed points.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50530 Posts
September 11 2011 03:03 GMT
#34
On September 11 2011 11:54 Ciryandor wrote:
I'm going with HawaiianPig as captain on this. +1 on every art complement in a BW newspost guaranteed points.


+5 for every post he makes with elly in it.

news posts do not count.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-12 12:18:42
September 12 2011 12:16 GMT
#35
Rekrul
Every time Rekrul gets quoted when posting in a thread that is not his own +1

Chill
For every 10 people who tell Chill to get out when he posts -1
If he gives them a warning +1
If he bans them +3

R1ch
For every person who understands a technical R1ch post +1
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-13 03:07:30
September 13 2011 03:07 GMT
#36
-wrong thread-
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
September 13 2011 04:44 GMT
#37
Problogger !!
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
September 13 2011 07:44 GMT
#38
On September 11 2011 04:01 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2011 01:36 Montana[TK] wrote:
On September 11 2011 01:32 Torte de Lini wrote:. Nyovne, Plexa or even Beyonder are great picks during MLG for example.


EvilTeletubby as well, when he gets his mojo on, noone is safe.


He has mid-season trade written all over him :D


^_^
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
September 13 2011 12:57 GMT
#39
Carnac O.O His picture is surprisingly appropriate.

And Milkis as your captain? Your proposting skills haven't translated very well to this Fantasy League, SirJolt.

Also, when are we gonna have a Proposter Fantasy League?
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
rigelq
Profile Joined May 2010
United States230 Posts
September 13 2011 23:20 GMT
#40
Make this happen! I would definitely participate
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