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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 20:02:33
August 30 2011 20:01 GMT
#1
TeamLiquid has a proud history when it comes to esports, but the highlight might well be the sheer number of high-quality Brood War and StarCraft 2 casters that have risen to prominence who claim TL as their home or, at least, an old haunt.

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This isn’t me. This is Sir David Attenborough. He’s among my favourite people. He holds 29 degrees (more than anyone else) and is a constant casting inspiration.


I won’t intimate that I’m of the same calibre as analysts like Artosis and Day[9], nor have I the sheer tenacity that has seen casters like Husky and LittleMike(Starcraft?) succeed so well in their time learning the game. I don’t have Chill’s impressive sense for just what’s about to happen, nor do I have Milkis’ seamless not-quite-caster EN>KR/KR>EN/EN>EN skills. I am an exceedingly simple man. I don’t have Tasteless’ patented Tom-Waits-of-the-esports-scene gravelpit of a voice, nor do I have Klazart’s incredible six-hundred-words-a-minute Gatling gun of a voice. I am no NuketheStars, no Cholera, no SC2GGRise, even. I lack Wolf’s surfer vibe, and Moletrap’s genuine fervour.

I suppose, now that I think about it, I don’t have an awful lot to offer. I first tried to cast an entire game, but found that I had lost my voice around the ten-minute mark. I understand that it will take training and dedication (at least the minimum eight hours per day that seasoned Korean casters put in) if I want to make it to the top, but sadly it seems that my poor throat wasn’t built for such rigours.

You might have to turn your sound up a little, or put on some headphones. Here is a short cast I’ve thrown together from a video of Col.Minigun:


Please watch it right to the end, I’d really appreciate it.


Now, you may have noticed that the above isn’t, strictly speaking my voice (in a purely possessive sense). As I said earlier, I lost my voice during my first attempt to cast, so I’ve crudely sellotaped magnetic tapes from old Sir David Attenborough shows together in an effort to construct something meaningful.

I hope to be good enough to be sent to MLG as a backup caster next time. Of course, my no-voice issues mean that this is never going to be easy. I’ll need an extensive soundboard and a mixing desk, but I’m about 90% sure that I could do this on the fly, especially if anyone can send me some kind of complete Attenborough back catalogue that I could use to construct a kind of David Attenborough dictionary.

Please tell me how I can improve!


Thanks,
Sir David[9] Attenborough



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Massive thanks to Meapak_Ziphh, who told me this morning that this was impossible.



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FoolieCoolie
Profile Joined November 2010
Serbia71 Posts
August 30 2011 20:04 GMT
#2
Haha, SirJolt <3
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 30 2011 20:07 GMT
#3
How do you make David make those beats and instrumental sounds with your voice? They sound so realistic!
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Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
August 30 2011 20:12 GMT
#4
That video is amazing
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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
August 30 2011 20:16 GMT
#5
Haha, that's so cool, I'd imagine casting with a soundboard would be very difficult; best of luck to you Jolt.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 30 2011 20:18 GMT
#6
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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
August 30 2011 20:20 GMT
#7
HOLY FLOP. That video is increible!
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Dee-Kej
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden191 Posts
August 30 2011 20:23 GMT
#8
5/5. Amazing. Imagine if this would be possible to do live! :D
Going progame(make)r!!
Slakkoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Sweden1119 Posts
August 30 2011 20:33 GMT
#9
5/5 for the vid 6/5 for the song, omgomgomg!
BouBou.865
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands814 Posts
August 30 2011 20:34 GMT
#10
So good I almost forgot to rate it five stars.
Playing League of Legends. IGN: Plain Skill
omgbambi
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Sweden54 Posts
August 30 2011 20:36 GMT
#11
Whats the name of the song? :O 5/5! :D very good indeed, I've too always been a fan of David!
Meh meh?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 22:07:20
August 30 2011 20:41 GMT
#12
Video doesn't work for me.

I'm. So. Jealous. that you other people got to see it and I didn't TT;;

Oh well i'm sure it'll work some other time >,<

anyways excellent blog good Sir, and i'm sure it will be even more excellent once I get to watch ze video.

edit: watched the video. Dying.
memes are a dish best served dank
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
August 30 2011 21:04 GMT
#13
On August 31 2011 05:36 omgbambi wrote:
Whats the name of the song? :O 5/5! :D very good indeed, I've too always been a fan of David!


Parov Stelar - Catgroove.
Always smile~
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6785 Posts
August 30 2011 21:06 GMT
#14
ROAR.

Nicely done :D... I'll have you know I managed to maintain civility and 5/5 it
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-30 21:12:01
August 30 2011 21:08 GMT
#15
Good god Parov Stelar and an amazing game? That play with the Warp Prism was genius what game is it?

edit - never mind should of waited until the end :< Minigun v some VP guy.
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
UltimateHurl
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland591 Posts
August 30 2011 21:20 GMT
#16
They said it couldn't be done, and he did it anyway. Turns out they actually said "shouldn't", but he kicked arse doing it. Well played man
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
August 30 2011 21:34 GMT
#17
Great video but I'm afraid I'll have to rate it less than 5 stars to keep you from being too ahead of me in the problogger rankings.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
August 30 2011 21:57 GMT
#18
THEY MUST FIND FOOD AFTER THEY HATCH
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edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
August 30 2011 22:47 GMT
#19
Haha, 'And they were all aboard.' Fantastic work, SirJolt!
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
redoxx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States333 Posts
August 30 2011 22:52 GMT
#20
That was brilliant. Especially the end when the roaches got trapped up the ramp. The soundboard matched the game perfectly.
The horror...the horror
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