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Skilledblob
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany3392 Posts
August 06 2011 00:10 GMT
#41
when Austrians speak standard german it sounds pretty awesome. at least the ones I met in the area around Salzburg did.
The people from Vienna who I met were mostly assholes though :o

But OP be happy that your mum send you to austria because they tend to be nicer. Germans would call you out on the bullshit you are pulling.
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 02:48:01
August 06 2011 02:43 GMT
#42
About the accent:
Try not to get the one that is spoken there, speak clean Highgerman instead(not that having an accent is bad or anything:D), because if you ever meet a german girl the accent will probably fuck up dirty-talking badly for you, since about 90% of the accents spoken there are funny as hell for germans(just like a few of those, which you can find in germany^^).
I got a buddy in teamspeak who always sounds funny to me, even if he's tottally angry and ranting about something, I sincerely hope that I never meet him in ts when his gf leaves him or something even more serious happens to him or a member of his family, because chuckling about the way he speaks would be really mean.
Oh and there's a story about dirty talking and a girl who I met on a classtrip, but she just came from a region in south-east-bavaria, which is very close to austria, but not in austria itself.
The story ended with the loss of my erection, when she said something, which would've been pretty hot if she wouldn't have spoken with that hilarious accent... I guess it was still kinda hot, but I just couldn't notice it, because I was lying naked on the floor and couldn't stop laughing and thought I would die from laughing when she asked me if I'm alright or if I need help.
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 02:53:18
August 06 2011 02:46 GMT
#43
On August 06 2011 07:05 PaC_ wrote:
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On August 06 2011 04:40 pubbanana wrote:


Oh, this is perfect. I don't even know where to begin as far as what I want to know. Just tell me everything you want, I'm grateful for any information. Also, what exactly is the German dialect they speak there? We always spoke German when I was a kid, but I don't know how well I'll be understood.



Well Austria itself can be considered as a quite nice country to live in. We have a very high standard of living, 5-6 weeks of vacation (as you already said), quite a good health care system and were are very religious (because of that we have quite a few "legal holidays")
I know there's a lot of stereotypes about austrians, f.e. that we are laid back and only drinking beer and eating fucking wiener schnitzel all day long (there are a lot more i know) --> well i have to say some of them are kinda true, we are really drinking a lot of beer and eating schnitzel xD

Anyways, some said mountains (and all the stuff you can do on/in/in front of/on top of them) already, the area around linz and wels its rather flat, with only a few hills, but don't panic there are mountains of course not that far away

And the dialect: well i would say there are a lot of different dialects depending in which area of austria you are, and none of them can be considered as real german, as they speak it in germany (well in vienna maybe). But if you speak german we will of course understand you, but you will have some problems to understand us maybe if we don't speak "real" german.

hope that helped a bit


I've never been to any mountains or been skiing or snowboarding in my life, I'm so excited. The only thing I know about montainclimbing is what I know from watching documentaries about Reinhold Messner. I saw the new movie about him called Nanga Parbat.

Those dialects, especially those Allemanic dialects in Switzerland, sound very, very funny to me. Almost like an Italian speaking German, the accent is so weird. Actually, I remember in high school there was a female exchange student from Asutria and I had an art class with her and I tried to impress her by naming old Austrian schlager singers that I knew and speaking to her in German. She giggled a lot so I guess she understood me just fine.

If you live around Linz, you should come to the mountains with me. Wir sollten Alkohol mitbringen.

On August 06 2011 07:34 bITt.mAN wrote:
Yeop http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=219532#13

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Thanks, man ... I've always admired Switzerland. I wouldn't worry as much if I lived there with your free healthcare and fresh, local food and reliable public transportation.


(: (: (: Well now you get to, fancy that (: (: (:

Ya really dude I've felt like traveling on trains through the alps 'n shit for a while, and I'd really like to pop over next door and see what's up, would that be down? (I got to Uni in Oct so Sept=k_fine)


Well, it's not quite Switzerland, but it's close. Of course, come over to visit me.

On August 06 2011 08:21 Vansetsu wrote:
Well... like I said in one of your other posts, make sure you seek psychological help. Quitting smoking, if you can, will do wonders for your anxiety as well; 1. No more stimulant/depressant factor and nicotine to throw your chemicals off worse than they are 2. Your biggest problem revolves around throat cancer and the acid reflux that makes you more worried you have it... quitting smoking can alleviate both of those things.

Enjoy your trip, just make sure to be proactive about your health. You have had plenty of great advice given to you, but I usually just see that instead of getting help for your condition you just give into getting help for you imagined conditions instead.

Not trying to be an ass, just saying please try to deal with the problem so it doesn't keep ruining your quality of life. (And maybe the next post blog post you put up on TL will be more positive lol)

Again, Hope you enjoy your trip.


It'll be more positive because I won't write another one until I have something nice to say.

On August 06 2011 09:10 Skilledblob wrote:
when Austrians speak standard german it sounds pretty awesome. at least the ones I met in the area around Salzburg did.
The people from Vienna who I met were mostly assholes though :o

But OP be happy that your mum send you to austria because they tend to be nicer. Germans would call you out on the bullshit you are pulling.


I am not "pulling" anything, sir. Okay, maybe I am but it's not on purpose. I'm gonna bite you if you say that again.

That's funny everyone keeps saying the conventional wisdom about Austrians is that they're nicer to Germans. That's great, of course, but a long time ago during my parent's time, I guess that stereotype didn't exist because my mom would always say that Austrians were too strict and they're either laughing or they're crying, like crazy people. Or maybe she was just talking about my dad and not Austrians in general.

On August 06 2011 11:43 SilentchiLL wrote:
About the accent:
Try not to get the one that is spoken there, speak clean Highgerman instead(not that having an accent is bad or anything:D), because if you ever meet a german girl the accent will probably fuck up dirty-talking badly for you, since about 90% of the accents spoken there are funny as hell for germans(just like a few of those, which you can find in germany^^).
I got a buddy in teamspeak who always sounds funny to me, even if he's tottally angry and ranting about something, I sincerely hope that I never meet him in ts when his gf leaves him or something even more serious happens to him or a member of his family, because chuckling about the way he speaks would be really mean.
Oh and there's a story about dirty talking and a girl who I met on a classtrip, but she just came from a region in south-east-bavaria, which is very close to austria, but not in austria itself.
The story ended with the loss of my erection, when she said something, which would've been pretty hot if she wouldn't have spoken with that hilarious accent... I guess it was still kinda hot, but I just couldn't notice it, because I was lying naked on the floor and couldn't stop laughing and thought I would die from laughing when she asked me if I'm alright or if I need help.


Catholic Bavarian girls, delicious.

Wonderful story, my friend.



Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
SilentchiLL
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany1405 Posts
August 06 2011 02:57 GMT
#44
About the austrians are nicer than germans thing, you might wanna read this blog from zatic about the different stereotypes about germans from different regions from germany:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=176649
Btw if you read all of his blog entries definitly read the comments, sometimes they're even funnier than the blog itself (the story in the comments, of the asian guy who was sent into a german sauna and didn't know that they're mixed here made me fall of my chair)
Oh and easy women and dirty porn fuck yeah!
possum, sed nolo - Real men play random. ___ "Who the fuck is Kyle?!" C*****EX
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 04:15 GMT
#45
On August 06 2011 11:57 SilentchiLL wrote:
About the austrians are nicer than germans thing, you might wanna read this blog from zatic about the different stereotypes about germans from different regions from germany:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=176649
Btw if you read all of his blog entries definitly read the comments, sometimes they're even funnier than the blog itself (the story in the comments, of the asian guy who was sent into a german sauna and didn't know that they're mixed here made me fall of my chair)
Oh and easy women and dirty porn fuck yeah!


East Germans are less wealthy and like bananas killed me omg

Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
August 06 2011 05:43 GMT
#46
Austria... I think some folks named VonTrap live there...
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 06:21 GMT
#47
On August 06 2011 14:43 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Austria... I think some folks named VonTrap live there...


No Sound of Music or Hitler references allowed.

Unless you want to, then go ahead.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
PaC_
Profile Joined April 2011
Austria25 Posts
August 06 2011 08:03 GMT
#48
most important export from Austria: RedBull (just btw^^)

i don't give a fuck about mountains to be honest, cause i'm surrounded from them, there everywhere and i don't get it climbing on them just to climb down later on :D
Competition is in the nature of the game. You won a championship? Gratz. Go back to practicing, because if you don't you are going to be competed away. That's it.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-06 10:22:34
August 06 2011 10:21 GMT
#49
On August 06 2011 17:03 PaC_ wrote:
most important export from Austria: RedBull (just btw^^)

i don't give a fuck about mountains to be honest, cause i'm surrounded from them, there everywhere and i don't get it climbing on them just to climb down later on :D


Well, of course, when you live there and it's your home, you don't find it special or unique at all. But I've never seen actual mountain in my life.

Actually, I just typed this so my thread would be up somewhere near the top of the blogs because I went out drinking and told my friends the news and they were so happy and I kept on drinking and I'm drunk and I want people to keep talking to me.

I love you all








Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
MaGariShun
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria305 Posts
August 06 2011 10:56 GMT
#50
Sorry to disappoint you, but directly around Linz there are no mountains. You'd have to travel an hour ot two to get to some decent ones.
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
August 06 2011 11:17 GMT
#51
Linz is, after Eisenstadt, probably the most ugly large city in Austria imho. Sry to say
If you do trips, check out Salzburg. It is probably the most stereotypical Austrian city, but also expensive as hell.

Just learn to ski/snowboard well and don't wave your US flag too much then the locals will like/love you.
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 06 2011 11:50 GMT
#52
On August 06 2011 19:56 MaGariShun wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you, but directly around Linz there are no mountains. You'd have to travel an hour ot two to get to some decent ones.


i've never seena mountain in my life, maybe i'll see one, amybe i won't


On August 06 2011 20:17 jacen wrote:
Linz is, after Eisenstadt, probably the most ugly large city in Austria imho. Sry to say
If you do trips, check out Salzburg. It is probably the most stereotypical Austrian city, but also expensive as hell.

Just learn to ski/snowboard well and don't wave your US flag too much then the locals will like/love you.


i hate this country and all of these people, never will wave that flag anywhere


i'm too intoxicated and poisoned to care so i'll tell you babies a story with PICTURES

my friend was to friends with a girl, she was so pretty, this is her

[image loading]

Loved her so much

and my sister would always get drunk with her and take pictures, this is one of those pictures

[image loading]

and one day when she slept over with my sister, they got drunk together and fell asleep and i went into her room and stole those underwear tiwht the fsmiley fgace

i took them back to my room and i dont know why or how, but i somehow fell asleep with those boxers cradled in my arms

so next thing i realize, i just hear screaming and its my sister and she saw i was asleep and i guess searching for those missing underwear

and she told my parents, but my neither one fo them cared

Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
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