Bisutopia

On August 01 2011 05:54 bITt.mAN wrote:
<3 <3 <3

But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously.

On August 01 2011 05:55 ondik wrote:
Bisuxual, reporting in!

On August 01 2011 06:10 a176 wrote:
this would be funnier if jangbi joke

On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*

On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*

On August 01 2011 06:15 Lightwip wrote:

That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu.

On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*

On August 01 2011 07:03 MoonBear wrote:
Love this. <3


Fixed that for you. :3

On August 01 2011 11:30 FractalsOnFire wrote:
THIS. IS. SO. GOOD!

So when's the update for team liquid coming?

On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote:
LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal???

*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...*

FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.*
Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers.
Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.*

Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun*

FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends*

On August 06 2011 21:36 Kanil wrote:
Shoulda renamed 'em Bisubets, imo.

Although they'd be kinda pointless, 'cause you'd just bet on Bisu.

Probably a good way to sniff out dissidents though.

On August 08 2011 14:06 EchoZ wrote:
Only 51 streams?

On August 01 2011 06:00 Horst wrote:


That makes little sense, as obviously Bisu would have no difficulty impregnating entire nations in the span of an afternoon or two.

On August 21 2011 02:02 pred470r wrote:
Bisutopia sounds like a very sad place to live

On December 30 2011 10:13 Antoine wrote:
so this is what heaven on earth looks like...