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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3170/bisuorder.png) + Show Spoiler [An explanation] + So some of you may remember this thread posted yesterday by _romantic, basically in which he accused me of having an alt account. Essentially, I went along with it, admitting that I had an evil plan with these alt accounts. Unfortunately, while I spent the time to make a preview of what is to come, the thread was locked. However, since I spent a lot of time making it, I might as well post it.   | ||
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XXGeneration
United States625 Posts
JD ftw | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
 5/5'd. | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
meh, wouldn't mind posters of Bisu hanging everywhere. | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously. | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
'Anti-Bisu Heretics to be Sentenced' haha. | ||
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ondik
Czech Republic2908 Posts
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wooozy
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Horst
338 Posts
On August 01 2011 05:54 bITt.mAN wrote: <3 <3 <3 But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously. That makes little sense, as obviously Bisu would have no difficulty impregnating entire nations in the span of an afternoon or two. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On August 01 2011 05:55 ondik wrote: Bisuxual, reporting in! Roflmao. But Stork is the true king of Aiur... | ||
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a176
Canada6688 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:10 a176 wrote: this would be funnier if jangbi joke That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu. | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10196 Posts
*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* | ||
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Lucumo
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* However, the credits quickly cut off, for the movie ending was a fake. Bisu quickly dematerializes, to reveal that what Flash thought was Bisu was merely a hallucination. Suddenly, a voice calls out. Voice: You fool, have you forgotten who I am? You cannot fight what you cannot see! You may think that you have defeated my apprentice Stork, but you fail to realize that he did what he had to do: leave you powerless! Suddenly, 4 arbiters fly in from the four corners, and momentarily a massive force of Dragoons, Zealots, Templar, and Observers appears. Flash's army, now devoid of tanks, quickly falls to the invisible army. Flash quickly finds himself at the mercy of the Protoss army. Voice: I could kill you now, but I know you are no threat to me anymore. You shall now suffer a fate worse than death! Be consumed by eternal darkness! A portal opens up, and Flash is sucked into an inescapable abyss: the world of Starcraft 2. A magical spell also prevents Flash from being able to build or control workers. | ||
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Ikonn
Netherlands1958 Posts
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* Flash doesn't use hold position on his goliaths, otherwise I'd watch it! ^^ | ||
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a176
Canada6688 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:15 Lightwip wrote: That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu. | ||
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Z3kk
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Dubzex
United States6994 Posts
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MoonBear
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *  Movie ends*Fixed that for you. :3 | ||
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Cow
Canada1104 Posts
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Spekulatius
Germany2413 Posts
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lone_hydra
Canada1460 Posts
Sequel: End of credits: Shows Bisu stopping the bullet with his handsome aura of handsomeness and bisufies the bullet turning it against Flash. The end. | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21244 Posts
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jpak
United States5045 Posts
Man, I hate that team. I MISS YOU, BISU IN MBCGAME HERO UNIFORM!! | ||
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TyranoS_NiveK
United States177 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States10196 Posts
Wait, so does Bisu die in your version??? Or does Movie die? | ||
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DorF
Sweden961 Posts
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EchoZ
Japan5041 Posts
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Taekwon
United States8155 Posts
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BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES50389 Posts
its good and all but one thing,Why the heck is Bisu playing in the BSL(BrainClan Starcraft League)? | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
So when's the update for team liquid coming? | ||
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ArvickHero
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 01 2011 11:30 FractalsOnFire wrote: THIS. IS. SO. GOOD! So when's the update for team liquid coming? Well, some time before June 31, 2012, as shown by the calendar. | ||
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DropBear
Australia4365 Posts
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
I personally want to see "Bisu eliminates Shine/hyvaa" in the headlines, but I guess ZBong had to be the last surviving Zerg hahaha. 5/5 | ||
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ffreakk
Singapore2155 Posts
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konadora
Singapore66224 Posts
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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infinitestory
United States4053 Posts
HAIL BISU | ||
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dukethegold
Canada5645 Posts
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fold
Australia665 Posts
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
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Dansickle
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fearus
China2164 Posts
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Shield
Bulgaria4824 Posts
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-orb-
United States5770 Posts
BSL FTW! | ||
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Kanil
United States1713 Posts
Although they'd be kinda pointless, 'cause you'd just bet on Bisu. Probably a good way to sniff out dissidents though. | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* Damn, that just made me want to re-watch code geass for the 5th time. | ||
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Jakalo
Latvia2350 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + cute though | ||
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 06 2011 21:36 Kanil wrote: Shoulda renamed 'em Bisubets, imo. Although they'd be kinda pointless, 'cause you'd just bet on Bisu. Probably a good way to sniff out dissidents though. Oh dang. How did I miss that one? It's fine though, they can bet on other players. I'm sure everyone would vote for Bisu without any extra "encouragement" anyways. | ||
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Zhul
Czech Republic430 Posts
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bearbuddy
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blahman3344
United States2015 Posts
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EchoZ
Japan5041 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 08 2011 14:06 EchoZ wrote: Only 51 streams? All the other streamers are offline for the BSL. | ||
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LuckyMacro
United States1482 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:00 Horst wrote: That makes little sense, as obviously Bisu would have no difficulty impregnating entire nations in the span of an afternoon or two. With his multitasking, I don't doubt it. Slipping past women's defenses better than any fingerboom could ever hope of doing. | ||
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Vipsanius
Netherlands708 Posts
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
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UltimateHurl
Ireland591 Posts
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Crissaegrim
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MCeast
Afghanistan43 Posts
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pred470r
Bulgaria3265 Posts
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OmniEulogy
Canada6592 Posts
On August 21 2011 02:02 pred470r wrote: Bisutopia sounds like a very sad place to live replace sad with awesome and I agree! lol excellent. | ||
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TheShimmy
United States1808 Posts
LOL. Never saw this thread before, and it is hilarious. | ||
Antoine
United States7481 Posts
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BisuDagger
Bisutopia19264 Posts
On December 30 2011 10:13 Antoine wrote: so this is what hell on earth looks like...NOT FiXeD! BiSu == So AmAzInG!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Flyingsnow
Japan208 Posts
ALL HEIL BISU | ||
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ArvickHero
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
On December 30 2011 10:13 Antoine wrote: so this is what heaven on earth looks like... FTFY Ah i love this blog. | ||
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