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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3170/bisuorder.png) + Show Spoiler [An explanation] + So some of you may remember this thread posted yesterday by _romantic, basically in which he accused me of having an alt account. Essentially, I went along with it, admitting that I had an evil plan with these alt accounts. Unfortunately, while I spent the time to make a preview of what is to come, the thread was locked. However, since I spent a lot of time making it, I might as well post it.   | ||
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XXGeneration
United States625 Posts
JD ftw | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
 5/5'd. | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
meh, wouldn't mind posters of Bisu hanging everywhere. | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously. | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
'Anti-Bisu Heretics to be Sentenced' haha. | ||
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ondik
Czech Republic2908 Posts
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wooozy
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Horst
338 Posts
On August 01 2011 05:54 bITt.mAN wrote: <3 <3 <3 But where's the news update about Korea's severe baby-shortage, because no Korean girls want to concieve with anyone but Bisu. Unrealistic without that, seriously. That makes little sense, as obviously Bisu would have no difficulty impregnating entire nations in the span of an afternoon or two. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On August 01 2011 05:55 ondik wrote: Bisuxual, reporting in! Roflmao. But Stork is the true king of Aiur... | ||
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a176
Canada6688 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:10 a176 wrote: this would be funnier if jangbi joke That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu. | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10495 Posts
*start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* | ||
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Lucumo
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* However, the credits quickly cut off, for the movie ending was a fake. Bisu quickly dematerializes, to reveal that what Flash thought was Bisu was merely a hallucination. Suddenly, a voice calls out. Voice: You fool, have you forgotten who I am? You cannot fight what you cannot see! You may think that you have defeated my apprentice Stork, but you fail to realize that he did what he had to do: leave you powerless! Suddenly, 4 arbiters fly in from the four corners, and momentarily a massive force of Dragoons, Zealots, Templar, and Observers appears. Flash's army, now devoid of tanks, quickly falls to the invisible army. Flash quickly finds himself at the mercy of the Protoss army. Voice: I could kill you now, but I know you are no threat to me anymore. You shall now suffer a fate worse than death! Be consumed by eternal darkness! A portal opens up, and Flash is sucked into an inescapable abyss: the world of Starcraft 2. A magical spell also prevents Flash from being able to build or control workers. | ||
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Ikonn
Netherlands1958 Posts
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:25 FlaShFTW wrote: LOLOLOL!!! FlaSh goes into hiding. Terran is illegal??? *start movie* *flashback to June 2012, watch FlaSh running for his life into an abandoned building, all of the Protoss giving chase. You see FlaSh use a secret passage way to a hiding place that only he knows about.* *back to the present, June 2017. 5th anniversary of the escape of FlaSh. Bisu holds a celebration for the "death" of the Ultimate Weapon, the Cheddar Terran. THEN SUDDENLY...* FlaSh: BISU YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM STARCRAFT *the crowd turns and gasps as FlaSh beholds his 3/3 upgraded mechanized army.* Bisu smirks: You cannot defeat me. With the power of the Protoss, you are powerless. Stork, be my guest and unleash the carriers. Stork: As you wish my lord. *An epic battle takes place, both sides struggling to defeat the other. Carriers unleashing interceptor after interceptor, goliaths going their FlaSh patented hold position micro. BLACK... Camera regains focus, seeing FlaSh with his personal Jim Raynor Marine with a gun to Bisu's head.* Bisu: You... cannot defeat me... *he slowly attempts to grab the gun* FlaSh: Do it. *BANG.* *Movie ends* Flash doesn't use hold position on his goliaths, otherwise I'd watch it! ^^ | ||
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a176
Canada6688 Posts
On August 01 2011 06:15 Lightwip wrote: That wouldn't make sense though, Jangbi is not nearly as good of a P as Bisu. | ||
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