EPTMy story:
I spawned on the map Finland in the 9 o'clock position. Snow tileset, just great. As if my transporting vehicle's ignition wasn't bad enough already without the cold. I had a nice small command center in the outskirts of a bigger colony. Early game I spent a lot of time at the research facilities, training to become an SCV like many others.
One day when I was out scouting at the local supply depot, I met my opponent: A queen my age. She was so sexy my APM instantly dropped to zero. I had never seen anything like her. We started chatting and the first contact was made.
As we entered the mid-game, we started meeting each other more frequently. Early on she had introduced me to her broodling. Indeed, she already had a little zergling out. That was one of her achievements. When she told me about her match history, a second, more stunning achievement came up.
Her story:
She had spawned way down in the 7 o'clock position. Unfortunately, in that area there was a league of nasty roaches that carried out raids every now and then, going for the minerals and destroying hive clusters. The red and blue flame Hellions tried to catch them but they were always one step behind. After raiding, the roaches threatened their victims to silence and then simply went underground and vanished.
Eventually, they struck her hive. Luckily, she and her little zergling had gotten out alive. She explained that she was the only victim who dared to speak out and shortly thereafter the roach league got burnt thanks to her testimony. As a result of all this however, she had to grab a ninja expo close to my spawning point so the roaches' friends couldn't locate her.
When she told me all this, I started to feel sorry for her. I couldn't imagine how much she had suffered during the roach bust as well as having to respawn at another position and try to build a new base there, along with her zergling. All of her other brethren were left behind in the south west.
She didn't make the transition without long term damage, though. Her healing ability was virtually non-existent and to keep herself from losing her overmind, she had to take something that I would best describe as a stim-pack.
After chatting for a period of time we finally got the chance to meet in private. Earlier we had only met in public places. It was time to engage in playful friendly fire. We both wanted it. A planned downtime at the research facilities I was training at would provide the perfect opportunity for this timing attack. She invited me to her lair. She had given me the coordinates but I didn't know beforehand where it was exactly. She told me to look for a green light emitting from her ling's spawning pool.
The battle:
It was dark and cold that night when I was driving to her place. As I approached the right coordinates, I kept my eyes open for the green light's glow and sure enough, there it was. Emerging from the bushes just beside the icy road was a level one research facility, which doubled as a multi lair structure. Her lair was second from the left. I parked on the tiny space, headed through the gateway and made my way up her ramp.
Once inside, I met my seducess. We were both happy to see each other and the anticipation built up quickly and charged the atmosphere. I became increasingly excited. She kept her calm better as this was not her first one-on-one. She also focused on putting her ling to sleep, so she patrolled between me and the spawning pool for a moment. But before long we were duking it out like never before. The candles I had lit barely kept burning as we rushed towards her bunker. That's how excited we were. There was no stopping us now, the base race was on!
Being the more experienced one, she quickly got the high ground advantage. Let's face it, I was the novice in this battle, although I didn't mind getting teached by a master. She had me completely surrounded, spewing creep all over me as she reached her waypoints on my body with her mouth. Things were heating up fast and I began researching my extended thermal lance. I guess she noticed my upgrade, because she began to slowly dismantel all of my armor. She peeled it all right off. This left my production facility exposed and vulnerable. She went right in for the attack with her mouth and claws. She kept going until it was drowned in creep and very slippery. She was able to decrease its hit points quite a bit, but she wasn't able to completely take it down.
Then she sat back up and began tearing her own armor off, piece by piece. I was wondering when she was going to pull her forces back so I could counter attack - this might be the chance. As she took down her armor, she revealed her entire build for me; both of her creep tumors, as well as her nydus network which was fairly hidden behind some low-cut line-of-sight blocking grass.
I immideately began poking away on her tumors thinking it would slow her down, but it didn't. The creep had already spread too wide. If anything, she grew more determined from it. A quick blink from her forced me back into low ground position. She was hot and wet, a clear advantage in this particular matchup. Her breath became deep and heavy and I realised where she was going: she was about to put my production facility into her nydus network. She knew exactly where to strike to make me feel it the most. But there was not much I could do, as I was already under her mind control spell.
She grabbed my package, slowly put it right outside her nydus network and started to load it in. For a split second, it felt as if time stood still, as if there was a major lag. The feeling was enourmous on all levels. Then the lag stopped. The nydus had swallowed it whole. She had gone all in at one go. At that split second, I dropped the perfect scan taking a mental screenshot of my vision.
She began unloading it. Then reloading it. And unloading it again and reloading it again. Faster and faster. She began moaning as she did it. Soon she jumped up and down on top of me, decreasing my hit points with every thrust. Surely this was equally overwhelming for her? She kept doing this maneuver on and on, breathing faster and faster. I tried to target her tumors once again but her neural parasite had not yet worn off. I just had to hang on and enjoy the ride.
The act reached full throttle. She had taken a firm grip on my body so she would stay in place, as she was very energetic. Suddenly, in the midst of all the glory, my nuke was put in production. She didn't notice, because she kept on going. There was no holding it back now anymore.
I was thinking to myself she'll get a surprise if she doesn't stop, as the nuke will go off inside her nydus when the hit points reaches zero. But she must have known that, being a master league player and all. Perhaps it was like a spell on her too; she couldn't stop, she had to keep going. And she did.
She really had a lot of energy left and it wasn't going to run out anytime soon it felt like. My nuke was almost done as the hit points were decreasing steadily. Her spell was finally wearing off so I gave her tumors another set of squeeze. She roared even higher as she kept pumping her reptile body on top of mine making my nuke ready to launch. Nuclear launch detected! The feeling made me roar as well, sending us both sky high as my nuke went off with a massive, earth shattering boom sending psi storms through our bodies and shock waves through the bunker. I screamed out my relief as my concussive shells kicked in slowing our movements down, making this moment last even longer for the both of us. It was pure magic.
The intense battle reached its climax which made me hold my breath, focusing only on the power of the moment. Her nydus got filled in an eruption of liquid waves as she kept thrusting up and down. Wave after wave was pumped into her nydus. I regained awareness of our physical bodies as the absolute top of the climax passed and I was able to begin breathing again, deeply and heavily, surprised of how powerful the forces involved really were.
She began decreasing her APM and relaxing her very tense muscles. She slowed down as our body fluids kept flowing onto our bodies and further into the bunker. Our eyes met as her movement stopped and we catched our breaths for a long moment.
"It's hot here" she said with her calm, somewhat breathless voice making me smile. She looked down and continued "...and very very wet." She unloaded her nydus in a swift move, releasing my production facility from its battlefield into the cooling air on the outside. I followed her with my eyes as she started making her way towards the cleansing facilities beyond my line-of-sight. I took some deep breaths thinking about what just had happened. I didn't fully comprehend what really had happened, other than it was truly something incredible. What a rush. What an experience. What a battle! I looked down over my body realising I had a slimy mess to clean up too. I got up from the bunker and followed suit towards a cleaner existence.
The match was over.
GG.
That night we both slept very close to each other, happy and satisfied.
Aftermath:
In the days, weeks and months that followed, we continued to engage in battles as often as we had the energy. She began learning me tricks and techniques to improve my skill, getting the most out of our combats. Being the queen that she was, I truly learned from the master. She really was something else, I have never met someone like her again. Ever.
Later on she decided to relocate back to where she had come from, shockingly breaking our winning streak without even saying goodbye. While I was crushed in the turmoil that the breakup brought and wanted to keep her close, I soon realised it was her time to go. She was not mine to keep.
Her heart was with the swarm.
Author comment:
Dear reader, you have just read the (first of its kind?) story in StarCraft II-styled lingo about my first time. Yes, my first was a MILF (QILF?) ^^
It was a period of growth and maturity. Although it was years ago, I still remember that night very vividly in my mind, and I hope I have conveyed that in this short story. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did reliving it and writing it down.
My queen is still living down south with her swarm, and she now has a second zergling out on the map.
