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Worst Starcraft pickup lines

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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
July 13 2011 14:55 GMT
#1
Hey TL, hope you're well

So I'm currently bored at work, and as always, I come to TL. Huk's stream on the background (oh this music...) and looking around the Blogs (people are awesome when they post there. More people need to do it!) and in a certain blog, I see this response:

On July 13 2011 06:49 Gnial wrote:
I foresee two things coming of this OP:

(1) An increase in people responding to girl blogs.
(2) An increase in people trying to type seductively to try to build attraction with the TL ladies, such as by intermittently providing pickup lines in random threads.

...

Are you a queen? Because you just infested my heart...

Mr Wiggles joined in with a:

You're the arbiter to my dragoon. I just love the way you support me.

For a start, you guys are heroes. I also groaned when I read them, but well done nonetheless

So I ask you TL, what's the worst Starcraft pick-up line you can throw out? Stories of when you used them/their success is instant bonus points

Make me proud

As always, your loyal servant


*****
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 15:07:05
July 13 2011 15:04 GMT
#2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=204123

^Some in there


On March 23 2011 19:11 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 23 2011 15:12 Kamais_Ookin wrote:
On March 23 2011 13:14 Roe wrote:
On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters"

"my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade"
"Hey babe, my tank has huge splash"


in your pipe 12x5(yeah its that big).
lol


On March 23 2011 14:26 shawster wrote:
"zerg isn't the only race that can uproot a spine crawler"

Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Swwww
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Switzerland812 Posts
July 13 2011 15:07 GMT
#3
Not a pick up line: But what did the girl say to the overlord at the bar?
+ Show Spoiler +
You creep me out.


"What is this TeamSupportGroup?" - mahnini.
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
July 13 2011 15:22 GMT
#4
Girl, you put my tank into siege mode.

+ Show Spoiler +
Read that somewhere before, credit to whoever wrote it because it's fucking hilarious.
mmmmm...
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 13 2011 15:26 GMT
#5
Anything revolving around a nydus worm is the worst pick-up line for me~
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
tdynasty
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada220 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-13 15:41:32
July 13 2011 15:30 GMT
#6
Hey baby I'm expanding down south Wanna engage at the 9:30 mark?

My battle cruiser is operational. You called in the fleet?
French Canada
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
July 13 2011 15:38 GMT
#7
You spread your creep,
ill send in a couple scouts to see where you are open,
then comes the main force,
Its going to be a back and forth battle.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 13 2011 16:22 GMT
#8
On July 14 2011 00:26 Torte de Lini wrote:
Anything revolving around a nydus worm is the worst pick-up line for me~

I was thinking the exact same thing.
Always something about nydus-ing the backdoor or.. yeah...
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
July 13 2011 16:27 GMT
#9
Have you guys not seen this?
It's amazing.

Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 13 2011 16:40 GMT
#10
Baby, you are like Nestea and I am like the Zerg. You solve all my problems.

Hello, I'm an infestor. I'm here to fungal your heart.

Girl, if you could be morphed from larvae, you'd be a gorgeouslisk.

I'm a cloaked banshee. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes.) How about tomorrow night?

Hey baby, lets make like high templars and form an archon.

You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my battle cruiser.

Are you a baneling? Because you blow me away.

Do you have an infestor tentacle? Because you are the only TEN I can see...
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 13 2011 16:47 GMT
#11
Hey Gnial, you forgot the awesome one you posted in the other TL-crush (now closed) thread!

On July 14 2011 01:40 Gnial wrote:
Are you a queen? Because you just infested my heart...

[TLMS] REBOOT
xccam
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Great Britain1150 Posts
July 13 2011 17:23 GMT
#12
How about you come back to my house, and I reaver drop your natural?
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 13 2011 17:57 GMT
#13
My personal favorite: "You've got a nice 2rax build going on there"
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 13 2011 18:26 GMT
#14
Hahaha, those last 2 are pure win.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
July 15 2011 10:47 GMT
#15
On July 14 2011 01:27 GreatFall wrote:
Have you guys not seen this?
It's amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8


Oh God, he actually sued Holy Check....

These guys are heroes
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
sick_transit
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States195 Posts
July 15 2011 16:17 GMT
#16
Lols that video.

How about I supply your depot?
War is a drug.
happyft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States470 Posts
July 15 2011 17:06 GMT
#17
On July 14 2011 01:27 GreatFall wrote:
Have you guys not seen this?
It's amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8


omfg...i'm dying of embarassment for them, it hurts me to watch them do this ahhhhhhh loooooool
Attican
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark531 Posts
July 15 2011 18:41 GMT
#18
You make me go mass stalker.
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