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So at uni today having lunch with a few mates, saw this hot as Asian girl sit down at a table close to ours by herself. Long story short I decided to go hit on her.
Walk over casualy, said hi, sat down. Immediately she goes into her bag. Grabs a book and starts pretending to study. WTF. Great start. No gl but trying to hf.
Ask her where she from and in like the most fob English she tells me, "I is borned here". Now... I'm Chinese and I grew up in NZ. Have never heard kiwi Asians talk like that. So inside I'm dying trying not to laugh. My mates all heard and were already busting out laughing. At this stage I have no clue what to say anymore.
So outta no where I ask if she liked diamonds. Took like 3 tries before she understood me. Even so I think she was as confused as I was lost. Anyway she said yes and than asked why.
"coz I'm a diamond nerd yo"
She had no clue what I was on about, my friends were laughing so loud at this stage like people were looking over wondering wtf. I was trying to keep a straight face....didn't work. I just started cracking up in front of her too. o well at this point all was lost, so I threw in the how about a coffee sometime crap.
She just grabbed her stuff and like literally ran away while I sat there laughing my ass off.
GG no re
  
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That...just sounds painfully awkward.
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maybe she was trolling you?
highschool drama?
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I have written and deleted like 7 posts so far.
I'm just going to agree with zil and cut my losses.
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United States4053 Posts
My brain is full of fuck.
+ Show Spoiler +sorry, but i don't know who to attribute this quote to.
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On March 23 2011 12:29 ilovezil wrote:
That...just sounds painfully awkward.
I feel as if this will be the peak of the posting this topic will see.
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On March 23 2011 12:32 Issor wrote:I feel as if this will be the peak of the posting this topic will see.
Agreed. On the upside, this will be one of the only TL blogs where the OP actually says that that is what he was going for. Everything else will be "OMG HELP ME GET WITH THIS CUTE GIRL IN MY CLASS!!!!11!1!!!"
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I'm sure that when she becomes more proficient with English that she'll one day laugh about the experience with friends
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United States24771 Posts
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because?
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I think there were trolls trolling trolls in that conversation.
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Good job making people uneasy and uncomfortable.
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On March 23 2011 12:40 micronesia wrote:
Summary.
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I am a complete dick to her>
<She leaves>
This was worth sharing... because?
I think it's more like this:
<girl sits down at table>
<I go over with the intention to hit on her and maybe make something happen>
<I say something incredibly stupid and not funny>
<She leaves>
<I post on TL to assure myself that I did it on purpose and not because I have poor social skills.>
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You're gonna turn that girl into hates all men 
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How old are you? Why would you do this to another human being?
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On March 23 2011 12:31 Ryusei-R1 wrote:
I feel bad for her.
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On March 23 2011 12:56 meep wrote:
second
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"Hey babe, I heard you like masters"
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On March 23 2011 13:01 101toss wrote:
"Hey babe, I heard you like masters"
"my colossus has the extended thermal lance upgrade"
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EPT
