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Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 11:32:45
June 27 2011 11:31 GMT
#21
Hotbid on TL attack yesterday after Huk was 1-1.(or was it someone else, anyway).

''go for set 3 faggot''.
WriterXiao8~~
Hakker
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1360 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-27 21:59:00
June 27 2011 21:58 GMT
#22
On June 27 2011 20:26 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2011 14:20 Hakker wrote:
Isn't oui that dubai prince that paid people 10,000 to get him gladiator titles and had incontrol live with him and teach him how to play starcraft


O.o

What?


Lol there was a middle east prince that would pay people shittons of money to carry him to titles in WoW.

I dont remember if his name was Oui or Ooi it was something like that. My friend made something like $20,000 off him for furios/relentless gladiator

The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 28 2011 03:07 GMT
#23
"The Mind, Clustered, Is Under Attack!"- Me
I was like wth after that
"So I made zerglings and IdrAlisks... wait a minute." -Me
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Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
June 28 2011 04:08 GMT
#24
On June 27 2011 02:11 -_- wrote:
Thanks for these quotes. They're really funny. Plus, they keep me occupied. I'm trying to give up smoking, and yeesh it tough.

I'm sitting here fantasizing about cigarettes, but refusing to touch one, and now I find my mouth quite literally dripping saliva.

Anyone care to give me a few quick ideas as to how to quit? I'm tired of cigarettes being my master.

Anyways, thanks for the quotes. I literally quit the same day you started blogging, and weirldy I think they help keep me off the sin sticks. I know you get some hate, but you really don't deserve, because you're a damn good writer.

Personally, I think you should ditch your engineering job (as per your last blog) and try to become a journalist!


Well played sir, well played lol
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johanngrunt
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Hong Kong1555 Posts
July 02 2011 12:04 GMT
#25
You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate though -- Mark Pyror, Arkansas Senator

in Religulous (interview with Bill Maher)
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