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JawHun
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States151 Posts
June 25 2011 15:56 GMT
#1
I have this really strange ritual on Saturday mornings. I somehow manage to peel myself off the bed early in the morning in order to...

Wait, let's start at the beginning.

I have this weird ritual on Friday nights where I like to hang out with friends and get plastered. We dance and sing and have a merry fucking time, inevitably drinking an unreasonably large amount of alcohol. We also stay up into the wee hours of the night, doing fun and often irresponsible things.

The problem here is Starcraft. I love Starcraft, and I enjoy pretending I'm competitive at it. I've participated in God knows how many TL Opens, but I've never made it past the first round. This I like to attribute to my Friday night ritual.

So I'm peeling myself out of my bed at 9:30 am, extremely hungover, in order to get creamed in my first match. Every time. What the hell is wrong with me!?

Is it the love for Starcraft? Is it me being dumb?

This is the drunkest blog post I've posted, that counts for points.

Anyway anyway. I'm somehow awake and ready, extremely hungover, a little drunk, and excited as ever. I'm going to play my match. I'm probably going to lose in the first round, like I have every time. Then, I will repeat next week.

<3 Starcraft.

*****
OmniscientSC2
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States713 Posts
June 25 2011 16:08 GMT
#2
omg it's John. How have you never made it past the first round? It's definitely love for Starcraft though ^^
"Did you know about Day and the Wicker Basket?" - Harem "Hi, I'm from Texas." -TLO
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 25 2011 16:51 GMT
#3
Who knows, maybe you'll get a bye into round 2 sometime
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-25 16:56:40
June 25 2011 16:56 GMT
#4
No shame to be had imo, although that's probably because I can be the same way. 13k posts doesn't just accumulate when you check in to the site only once or twice a day, I love TL too much :/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24808 Posts
June 25 2011 17:23 GMT
#5
I think not toning it back the night before the tl opens just means that's how you have your priorities set up... it's more important for you to get plastered with your friends until the wee hours of the morning then it is to compete well in the tl open... I won't judge you for that.
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 25 2011 17:56 GMT
#6
No, I go to bed very late and I wake up unbelievably early so I can cast some games in the TL open ;D!
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KawaiiRice
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2914 Posts
June 25 2011 18:04 GMT
#7
I think it makes more sense to win the TL open and then go out and get drunk the night of. o.o;
@KawaiiRiceLighT
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
June 25 2011 18:07 GMT
#8
On June 26 2011 03:04 KawaiiRice wrote:
I think it makes more sense to win the TL open and then go out and get drunk the night of. o.o;

he might be from russia! llolololo jks jks. But yeah, if I was plastered the night before, I would not even bother waking up to play my match because it would just be a terrible and pointless thing to do by then
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Ulfsark
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States958 Posts
June 25 2011 18:15 GMT
#9
I practiced all week and woke up early to play, got 6 pooled in my first game and lost because i scouted last.

But then my TL team shirt came so all was well.
gg wp
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