EPTStop making girl blogs.
Edit: LOL I just reread this. I actually ended up marrying this girl >_<
My First Girl Blog
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
Stop making girl blogs. Edit: LOL I just reread this. I actually ended up marrying this girl >_< | ||
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wherebugsgo
Japan10647 Posts
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Arco
United States2090 Posts
in before chill get out In all seriousness, congratulations buddy. We all knew you would find true love someday. CombatEX to be best man? | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
^ best girl blog advice ever | ||
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edc
United States666 Posts
Edit: Chill, aren't you being sarcastic and telling other people to stop creating girl blogs? Because it really seems like people think you met a girl... unless they are being sarcastic and I'm just an idiot :p. | ||
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emperorchampion
Canada9496 Posts
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Kipsate
Netherlands45349 Posts
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GenoZStriker
United States2914 Posts
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HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
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zatic
Zurich15325 Posts
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Chef
10810 Posts
I don't think anyone is legitimately too stupid to know what to do with their lives, they're just so excited to have girl problems that they blog about it. It's not "help me" it's "look at me!" | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
You just read them to feel dirty. But i ultimately have to agree. The blogs section is better without the pollutant. | ||
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TadH
Canada1846 Posts
But I agree. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Loser777
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jcroisdale
United States1543 Posts
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opsayo
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On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. teamliquid blog subjects: girl blogs - some girl i like - i'm going to give some reasons why i think i have a chance when in reality posting these reasons and this blog itself show that i have no chance - i got a little action time for an essay gaming - my experience/climb/struggles with reachingp/playing in (said game) | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:06 iNcontroL wrote: without girl blogs we cannot troll with reason in the blog section Yes yes, why don't we keep girl blogs, but just have an un-written rule that we can go and relentlessly defecate all over them? jk, that would be fun though. | ||
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
Alligators Gl Hf | ||
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Kralic
Canada2628 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Coriolis
United States1152 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:13 Mikilatov wrote: Yes yes, why don't we keep girl blogs, but just have an un-written rule that we can go and relentlessly defecate all over them? jk, that would be fun though. You seem to be implying we don't have an un-written rule to troll them. At least I thought we had one, seems to be how most of them end up. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:59 zatic wrote: I understand you might be frustrated, but please put some effort into your threads. Even blogs are no playground for terrible one liner ops. Don't backseat moderate please. | ||
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dbosworld
United States317 Posts
Just sayin' | ||
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DocNemesis
Philippines446 Posts
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Revolt
United States288 Posts
actually, i should say all. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
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Jarmam
Denmark140 Posts
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Ethelis
United States2396 Posts
Don't moderate unless you're actually gonna moderate + Show Spoiler + ..does that make sense? <3 | ||
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Flaccid
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On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. You're doing it all wrong. You're not suppose to kiss her. On the contrary, you're supposed to become her close friend and hide your love away, deep down inside of you, for at least 7 or 8 years. You're supposed to become her shoulder to cry on when relationships with other guys go terribly wrong. Only by being her confidant while repressing any urges and avoiding any and all physical contact (maybe you can sneak in a back or foot rub) will she truly know the depths of your love. Only then, once a sufficient amount of time has passed, can you even consider making your move. And consider it you shall. Considering shall consume your very soul, retching you from your vie en rose into a dark, lonely place. You should have already mailed the first ear before even thinking about kissing her. Also, she should be Asian because they tend to like anime and videogames. Preferably of kpop celebrity level attractiveness. Dump her and start over from scratch. Then blog about it. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:45 Flaccid wrote: You're doing it all wrong. You're not suppose to kiss her. On the contrary, you're supposed to become her close friend and hide your love away, deep down inside of you, for at least 7 or 8 years. You're supposed to become her shoulder to cry on when relationships with other guys go terribly wrong. Only by being her confidant while repressing any urges and avoiding any and all physical contact (maybe you can sneak in a back or foot rub) will she truly know the depths of your love. Only then, once a sufficient amount of time has passed, can you even consider making your move. And consider it you shall. Considering shall consume your very soul, retching you from your vie en rose into a dark, lonely place. You should have already mailed the first ear before even thinking about kissing her. Also, she should be Asian because they tend to like anime and videogames. Preferably of kpop celebrity level attractiveness. Dump her and start over from scratch. Then blog about it. I wish this was a blog post so I could rate it 5 stars. I'm sure you already know this, but this post is so good just reading it caused my headache to go away and my sinuses to clear. I'm no longer hungry, the scars from my surgery are gone, and I no longer need glasses to see at a distance. This was a pretty good post. | ||
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wherebugsgo
Japan10647 Posts
GOGOGOGO | ||
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kollin
United Kingdom8380 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32051 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:06 iNcontroL wrote: without girl blogs we cannot troll with reason in the blog section yet by reading them, we all become retarded it is a great conundrum | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37023 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:41 Jarmam wrote: tl:dr LOL, WIN!!! So is this thread based on sarcasm? I think so :o | ||
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. I was going to make a blog like this the next time I got a girlfriend. Something short, sweet, and in the style of "I was unsure, so I did something about it". But you've beaten me to the punch. Thanks a lot. On the other hand, best of luck with the new girlfriend! | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
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brazenraven
Romania122 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + *my ____ | ||
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
On June 25 2011 02:13 Servius_Fulvius wrote: I was going to make a blog like this the next time I got a girlfriend. Something short, sweet, and in the style of "I was unsure, so I did something about it". But you've beaten me to the punch. Thanks a lot. On the other hand, best of luck with the new girlfriend! Thanks. Just to clarify it's not a brag blog I've been dating her for 8 months. It's a "stop making girl blogs" blog. | ||
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TheGiz
Canada708 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On June 25 2011 02:28 Chill wrote: Thanks. Just to clarify it's not a brag blog I've been dating her for 8 months. It's a "stop making girl blogs" blog. Nice relationship stability brag | ||
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
Cool reference spotted.  | ||
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VGhost
United States3613 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. I really have to complain about the presentation on this one. There's clear bias on the part of the blogger, really needs to try harder to present in a manner that's fair to everybody, even the girl-bloggers. | ||
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
Edit: Not up to snuff | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6592 Posts
Good Job Chill ^^ | ||
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StarStruck
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On June 25 2011 02:28 Chill wrote: stop making girl blogs My thoughts exactly. To be blunt, I don't give a rat's ass about anyone's relationships on here. I have no stakes in your situation. Shit will happen. How you deal with it is a totally different story and writing 'girl blogs' will get you nowhere. Your rebuttal, '... but it helps cleanse my mind.' That's great. We don't want to hear your procrastinations. If you don't have the balls to approach them. Grow a pair; man up. If it doesn't work out it doesn't work out. Deal with failure and keep trying until your successful. The best way is to learn through your own experiences. -_- | ||
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ILOVEKITTENS
Korea (South)112 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On June 25 2011 02:28 Chill wrote: Thanks. Just to clarify it's not a brag blog I've been dating her for 8 months. It's a "stop making girl blogs" blog. AND YOU ONLY KISSED HER NOW? Taking it slow to a whole new level, eh Chill? + Show Spoiler + just teasin'~ | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
On June 25 2011 03:33 StarStruck wrote: My thoughts exactly. To be blunt, I don't give a rat's ass about anyone's relationships on here. I have no stakes in your situation. Shit will happen. How you deal with it is a totally different story and writing 'girl blogs' will get you nowhere. Your rebuttal, '... but it helps cleanse my mind.' That's great. We don't want to hear your procrastinations. If you don't have the balls to approach them. Grow a pair; man up. If it doesn't work out it doesn't work out. Deal with failure and keep trying until your successful. The best way is to learn through your own experiences. -_- And I don't give a rat's ass about people hitting Silver, is that a valid reason to tell them to stop? In fact there are lots of things I don't give a rat's ass about. A good way I've found is to not click on them | ||
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
I ask you how sir? | ||
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-Frog-
United States514 Posts
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CecilSunkure
United States2829 Posts
On June 25 2011 02:28 Chill wrote: Thanks. Just to clarify it's not a brag blog I've been dating her for 8 months. It's a "stop making girl blogs" blog. I've been dating longer than you. I think I'll blog about it and then point out that it's a brag blog, not a stop making girl blogs blog | ||
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Trozz
Canada3454 Posts
Teenliquid wouldn't update. Can't let that happen! | ||
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diggurd
Norway346 Posts
On June 25 2011 02:28 Chill wrote: Thanks. Just to clarify it's not a brag blog I've been dating her for 8 months. It's a "stop making girl blogs" blog. hahaha, chill... this was just too cute. of course its a brag blog.. and you saying its not because you have had a girl for 8 months, makes it even more braggy/cute.. i for one like girl blogs - its entertaining... in contrast to chill telling us he is a real man because he "took the step". either way, im really happy you found your disney princess. : D | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
Before you ask yes I'm asian what can I do! | ||
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Coagulation
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Mogwai
United States13274 Posts
On June 25 2011 04:17 Kyuukyuu wrote: And I don't give a rat's ass about people hitting Silver, is that a valid reason to tell them to stop? In fact there are lots of things I don't give a rat's ass about. A good way I've found is to not click on them ^ This is blogs section. As I understand it, it's just sorta free form reflections on whatever. Girls fall under whatever, what's wrong with people blogging about them here? If you're not interested, don't click. | ||
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clickrush
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pStar
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BUT THEN SUDDENLY A WILD NANIWA APPEARED ![[image loading]](http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/781253/400x.jpg) CHILL GET OUT he said. Many women were lost. | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On June 25 2011 05:16 Megaliskuu wrote: Chill can u help me there was a girl, we got close but I didn't know if she liked me thenI kissed her and she liked me but idk if we dating yet can u help me. Before you ask yes I'm asian what can I do! How many yards is the restraining order? | ||
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SaYyId
Portugal277 Posts
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nbaker
United States1341 Posts
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arb
Noobville17921 Posts
Just kidding, but seriously this sums up all girl blogs 100% | ||
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Golgotha
Korea (South)8418 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. hahhahahhaha golden | ||
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Kalingingsong
Canada633 Posts
Day9 should also do a daily on how to defeat various girl builds. | ||
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adeezy
United States1428 Posts
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R1cE
United States59 Posts
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StarStruck
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On June 25 2011 05:33 Mogwai wrote: ^ This is blogs section. As I understand it, it's just sorta free form reflections on whatever. Girls fall under whatever, what's wrong with people blogging about them here? If you're not interested, don't click. I don't. 'Free' is sort of a stretch. Last time I checked you can still get banned for posting and making blogs. Like I said, most people don't give a shit about your problems with women. In fact, one of the only reasons people reply to such bullshit is because they don't want to deal with their own shit and then you have people like Rekrul who is there for entertainment and a good chuckle. The world could use more Dan's (in case you haven't figured it out, that would be Rekrul). Girl blogs are a never ending loop of procrastination. Eventually, the blogger will come around and realize how silly it truly is. You aren't helping yourself until you actually do something about it. Case closed. Last time I checked TL isn't overwhelmed with sex therapy professionals. The best way to learn is through trail and error, so really. Writing about women is one thing. Doing something about it is totally different. Hamlet died for a reason. | ||
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oDieN[Siege]
United States2904 Posts
I give you my 1,000th. | ||
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Caphe
Vietnam10817 Posts
Now, Chill GET OUT! | ||
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Fulgrim
United States560 Posts
I don't know man, kissing the girl is just so risky? What if you get rejected? Much better to build up a secret infatuation for years while stalking her on facebook and in person at the same time. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On June 25 2011 04:30 -Frog- wrote: OP is definitely asian. Chill is probably the whitest white guy on TL staff. | ||
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Snuggles
United States1865 Posts
awkward | ||
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Maliris
Northern Ireland2557 Posts
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jdseemoreglass
United States3773 Posts
On June 25 2011 14:05 Maliris wrote: Couldn't you just not read them? It's not like every thread on TL will appeal to you, and it's not even supposed to be that way. Nah... Complaining always derives more satisfaction. And people are supposed to like the same things. If you find anyone actually enjoying a girl blog you better ridicule them into shape, for the good of the tribe!  | ||
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SiCkO_
United States481 Posts
On June 25 2011 07:09 clickrush wrote: this is my fav girl blog so far besides the one where a girl sucked a dogs penis. o_O Link? | ||
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Meapak_Ziphh
United States6786 Posts
On June 25 2011 03:56 Torte de Lini wrote: AND YOU ONLY KISSED HER NOW? Taking it slow to a whole new level, eh Chill? + Show Spoiler + just teasin'~ It's the lag Oh and if we ban girl blogs a crucial part of TL will be forever gone :/ | ||
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Natsumar
United States91 Posts
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Whisperkill
Canada76 Posts
Hahaha, such an awesome reference, I can't stop laughing now :D | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4640 Posts
Oh new people. | ||
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
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Netsky
Australia1155 Posts
Look at the ID of the person who is asking for a link to such a thing. | ||
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Logginurkeyz
United States375 Posts
We need some ModerateTemperature commentary on this issue, STAT! | ||
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Vaeila
Netherlands336 Posts
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XiaoJoyce-
China2908 Posts
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ILOVEKITTENS
Korea (South)112 Posts
On June 26 2011 07:02 bITt.mAN wrote: I for one sincerely fear for the virility of some members of this community if girl blogs cannot continue. YOU, others, and people with any experience may find them ridiculous and unecessairy, but some people really are that helpless and do need the help and advice. And this is TL, we should be allowed to spread our inadequacy with the opposite to the entire internet if we really want to. Excluding the first sentence, this pretty much summarizes my opinion on the matter, although I am clearly very biased on this issue. But this is really the most succinct and logical way I could have put my thoughts on the matter. Great post, on more than one level. I'm sorry that I am not living up to my posting standards due to this post, please forgive me TL, it is a burden to expect criticism based on the fact that post x is not as good as post y, every time you hit the post button. Good posts stand out because they are rare (: /End alcoholic mini-rant at 5:30 am | ||
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Trufflez
Australia174 Posts
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Clbull
United Kingdom1439 Posts
On June 26 2011 19:11 Trufflez wrote: If you don;t like em don't read em. Just sayin. Valid point, although it seems more like Chill was complaining because the Blogs section had been littered with those sorts of post for some time now. | ||
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Blasterion
China10272 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
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Ghardo
Germany1685 Posts
don't mean to hurt your feelings, chill | ||
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Of course there is none, but fabricating one helps them with confidence. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
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UdderChaos
United Kingdom707 Posts
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Rekrul
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thezergk
United States492 Posts
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Liquid`Sheth
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. I dunno. I like girl blogs. They're an integral part of Team Liquid. | ||
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Count9
China10928 Posts
I think the real message is only post girl blogs after you're dating | ||
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Hamster1800
United States175 Posts
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
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Ryuu314
United States12679 Posts
the probe with 4k posts hath spoken! gawd that thread was disturbing. | ||
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intoyourrainbOW
United States168 Posts
EDIT: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/KS4OMl.jpg) | ||
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Aterons_toss
Romania1275 Posts
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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FetusFondler
United States246 Posts
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stOrpse
United States175 Posts
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MCDayC
United Kingdom14464 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + For teh Lulz. | ||
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
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TyrantPotato
Australia1541 Posts
this girl you see. she. she... i just dont know. what should i do? | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
On June 27 2011 09:35 DivinO wrote: I dunno. I like girl blogs. They're an integral part of Team Liquid. I agree with this sentiment. | ||
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AngryFarmer
United States560 Posts
I agree too. It's always nice to get advice, try to comfort people or have a place to be comforted. | ||
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
Girl blogs being made. Girl blogs being made. | ||
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On June 28 2011 19:37 HwangjaeTerran wrote: Girl blogs being made. Girl blogs being made. Girl blogs being made. This is your caster, Moderately Successful With The Ladies. | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
Now he just assumes they're all fake and he can't enjoy them. | ||
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On June 29 2011 12:13 Foreplay wrote: I actually love girl blogs. They bring so much humour and entertainment to the site. We should have a sub forum for them by now though. I thought we did? http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=0 There's tons of them in there. | ||
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qzmpwxno
Papua New Guinea152 Posts
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Bibbit
Canada5377 Posts
On July 14 2011 10:29 bITt.mAN wrote: Whoops misspost Well isnt that a clever bump! | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
Keep this alive! Where you been, Bibbit? | ||
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Destro
Netherlands1206 Posts
more fap. | ||
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edc
United States666 Posts
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rockon1215
United States612 Posts
KEEP 'EM COMIN CHILL | ||
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SarR
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Occasionally, GBs are original and quite entertaining especially those that attract comments from people like ILK. | ||
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saritenite
Singapore1680 Posts
ohhhhh shit. beaten to it | ||
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Shana
Indonesia1814 Posts
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Kurumi
Poland6130 Posts
he was a boy no girl blogs are awesome because they remind me of those old masturbation threads You can find in stone age tl stories are awkward like heck, not Day9 Plane Accident level though | ||
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