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itachisan
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada109 Posts
June 20 2011 05:30 GMT
#1
I always see inter-racial relationships all around, quite noticeably in my social circle as well. I mean, I don't have anything against it really, but rather I don't mind as long as the two likes each other. But traditionally I guess my parents are somewhat against it. I came from a strict Chinese household, so when it came to the whole issue of finding a girlfriend my parents were very strict and controlling when I was still in high school (pretty understandable but I still had a few ladies here and there ). Now that I'm in university they have been much more lenient.

So I'm a major kpop freak and I went to a high school where there were a lot of Koreans around. I must say it would be damn fine and a beautiful life if I can get a Korean girl whose within the K-pop celeb standards.I've seen some REALLY pretty Korean girls in my life, and I don't know what most of you guys think, but here is what I have observed.

All in all, what I would call "fob" koreans; these korean girls are only interested in their own kind, as in korean guys. But for the whitewashed ones, it doesn't really matter. I don't know the reasoning behind it, and not to brag or anything, but in my personal opinion I'm a great looking guy with a nice personality, however when I try to strike a conversation with one of these "fob korean girls", they display NO INTEREST whatsoever; it's as if they are not even remotely attracted to any non-korean guys no matter how good they look :/

Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi. As I finished my second year at university, this being-single situation has had its problems. Sure I may have more cash to spend on myself and more gaming time, this consistent lecture from my parents and my family friends on how I should IMMEDIATELY get a girlfriend is extremely annoying.

I find that under most circumstances, the girls who are interested in me, I am not remotely into them whatsoever (hence, consequently and inevitably I treat them rather cold and they just quit), or the fact is that I become fond of a girl, but she is not interested (OR one of my friends becomes interested in her as well out of the blue and being the "Bros before Hoes" guy that I am, I just let it go).

/endrant
I was just wondering if you guys want to share similar experiences or insightful ideas into this.
:/




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Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
June 20 2011 05:33 GMT
#2
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
itachisan
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada109 Posts
June 20 2011 05:35 GMT
#3
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.



Lol what? You lost me completely.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 05:38:19
June 20 2011 05:37 GMT
#4
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 20 2011 05:39 GMT
#5
You are a very deep man, good luck in your endeavours
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 05:40:16
June 20 2011 05:39 GMT
#6
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.
ModeratorGodfather
itachisan
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada109 Posts
June 20 2011 05:42 GMT
#7
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


Well who doesn't want a kpop star standard gf?
And yeah that's whats happening, but it doesnt matter to me much though. If i see a girl that i like, i'll pursue.
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
June 20 2011 05:42 GMT
#8
this is quite possibly the worst girl blog I have ever read.... so far
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2394 Posts
June 20 2011 05:42 GMT
#9
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


And OP, if you want to get the "fob" girls, you have to either yeah, be their race or a very good approximation of it... or just be stupidly boneheadedly aggressive and persistent. Seems to work for lots of outmatched white guys, anyway, and I don't think that's really down to skin colour.

Though "fob" is a stupid word anyway. I do know what you're communicating though.
The original Bogus fan.
ESPRITsc
Profile Joined April 2011
200 Posts
June 20 2011 05:43 GMT
#10
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.

Exactly what I was thinking.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 20 2011 05:46 GMT
#11
On June 20 2011 14:42 Turbovolver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


I have varying opinions on people from wisconsin and indiana, but if I dated them it wouldn't be interracial.
jlim
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Spain943 Posts
June 20 2011 05:51 GMT
#12
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.


making kimchi

bitches love making kimchi
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
June 20 2011 05:51 GMT
#13
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


lol, this. you've got your priorities all mixed up.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Darclite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States1021 Posts
June 20 2011 05:51 GMT
#14
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Yeah, they're like those things in banshees and medivacs except underpowered. My friend Lowkontrast told me that you open with chocolate and get flowers in the midgame. If it gets to late game, you research extended thermal lance and target her production facilities.

Regarding the OP, yeah that was pretty much the worst girl blog ever. "I'm hot and a great guy all around, but girls don't think so"

Like Manifesto said, reevaluate.
They're fools. You should eat them.
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2394 Posts
June 20 2011 05:55 GMT
#15
Definitely re-evaluate. If you think about girls as human beings, it unlocks a lot of these supposed "mysteries". What, the girls who don't really speak my language don't particularly want to be with me?

The guy has discovered that the non-"whitewashed" (as he puts it) girls are hotter to him. I probably agree with that. But the thing is, the non-"whitewashed" guys are cooler and hotter too, and this guy sounds pretty whitewashed.

Are you as hot as a K-pop star, OP? You say you are attractive, but maybe these K-pop star girls want K-pop star guys? Post a picture :3
The original Bogus fan.
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
June 20 2011 06:00 GMT
#16
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:

Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.



They dont want u to get a korean girlfriend, they want u to make a lot of money and get a korean girl house cleaner
"Yeah, I send (hopefully) helpful PM's quite frequently. You don't have to warn/ban everything" - KadaverBB
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2394 Posts
June 20 2011 06:03 GMT
#17
On June 20 2011 15:00 Darkren wrote:
They dont want u to get a korean girlfriend, they want u to make a lot of money and get a korean girl house cleaner

Yeah, so they are stereotypical Asian parents, I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal of this part.

Really the message is "don't just blindly listen to your parents", but the most makes it clear he already isn't doing that.
The original Bogus fan.
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
June 20 2011 07:01 GMT
#18
I agree with Manifesto dude, don't listen to your parents! they don't want you to get a girlfriend, they want you to get a maid! you'll find someone who is right for you, you don't need to have a Korean girlfriend who cleans the house and makes good Kimchi >.< besides, her APM would be too high you wouldn't be able to keep up !
Omigawa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1556 Posts
June 20 2011 07:25 GMT
#19
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.

Also:
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


You're in college. Don't listen to your parents, that's what college is about. If you meet a girl you like, and it's mutual, then date her. Simple as that. You don't go around telling yourself "I need to find a girlfriend" and then instantly get a girlfriend you're crazy into. That's not how life works. Let it happen organically.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 07:27:26
June 20 2011 07:27 GMT
#20
On June 20 2011 16:25 Omigawa wrote:
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.
TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
munchmunch
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada789 Posts
June 20 2011 07:42 GMT
#21
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

There really isn't any scientific basis for classifying people into races. You can use genetics to figure out where someone's ancestors came from, but not so much whether they will be black or white, for instance. It's actually possible for white parents to have a black child, and vice-versa. Our ideas about race tend to be cultural. In North American and European culture we think of the races broadly as Black, White, and Asian. If we break it down any further, we focus on the White category. For example, a neo-nazi might add in Jewish and Aryan under the White category. Anyway, in other cultures people go about it differently, so a Chinese person might break down Asian into Chinese (Han), Korean, Japanese, etc.

As for the OP, it doesn't hurt to ask: these women who aren't interested in you... how are you showing your interest in them? You are asking them out directly, right? It's the only way you are going to know if someone is interested in you. Personally I'm thinking of a couple of geek friends who constantly complain about being unable to get a girl, but refuse to use anything but incredibly subtle flirting to attract a mate. Think animal kingdom... subtle is bad, loud mating calls are good. Anyway, my apologies if this doesn't apply to you.
AzTec
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada178 Posts
June 20 2011 07:49 GMT
#22
If you're really serious about going after a fob chick, find a Korean wingman to show you the ropes.

Chances are your looks and personality have zero to do with it, you're just not going at it the right way.

They're used to an entirely different approach when it comes to dating and you're getting an icy reception because you don't know all the little nuances of K-dating and meanwhile they're not used to the way westerners date.

It's a cultural barrier that's all.
ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 10:57:59
June 20 2011 08:09 GMT
#23
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!
Kaonis
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
June 20 2011 08:15 GMT
#24
Date interracially.

If only for the fact that it makes it easy to poke at them with racist jokes and keep conversation going and lighthearted. I mean, heart wants what the heart wants and all that, but limiting yourself by something as arbitrary as phenotypical bone structure and skin tone isn't gonna get you anywhere.
Nevermind.
BenKen
Profile Joined August 2009
United States860 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 08:21:29
June 20 2011 08:16 GMT
#25
On June 20 2011 14:51 Darclite wrote:
Regarding the OP, yeah that was pretty much the worst girl blog ever. "I'm hot and a great guy all around, but girls don't think so"

I feel like half of the girl advice blogs start off like this actually. If the post is by an asian-american, then there is usually some sort of complaining about strict parents too.

But don't worry OP, you are a unique and beautiful snowflake that should be dating an IU look-alike, if only they weren't so shallow and you weren't so busy turning down all those non-"fob" girls that you pass off to your friends.

EDIT: ILOVEKITTENS, fantastic post. I'm still laughing.
I deadlift for Aiur
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
June 20 2011 08:24 GMT
#26
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



This is absolutely fantastic. Hahaha, you must have started writing this the second you read the blog!
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Legatus Lanius
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
2135 Posts
June 20 2011 08:33 GMT
#27
so disappointed, thought this thread would be about some white guy macking on a big booty african girl
"He's the Triple H of Brood War." - Ribbon on Flash | "He's more like the John Cena of Brood War." - Aus)MaCrO on Flash
Zarggoth
Profile Joined February 2011
United States20 Posts
June 20 2011 08:53 GMT
#28
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



After Reading this I have already ordered over half my life savings on the attire! These fob Korean ladies wont know what hit em! Thanks for the help

+ Show Spoiler +
seriously after reading this I could not stop laughing... So epic!
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
June 20 2011 08:58 GMT
#29
Sigh, another delusional scrub sucked in by the kpop trap.

Face the fact bro, Korean chicks dig Korean dudes because their parents tell them that.

Read MightyAtom's blog for clarification.

Even if your game is so good you pick up one chances are they would expect you to become a Korean like them. This means following their social norm, going out with their Korean friends, eat their Korean food.
Rillanon.au
Sixotanaka
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia191 Posts
June 20 2011 10:29 GMT
#30
On June 20 2011 16:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 16:25 Omigawa wrote:
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.
TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.


I think this quote should appear more often than a random blog post.
Atlare
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia893 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 10:33:20
June 20 2011 10:32 GMT
#31
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!

No theorycrafting here, please include replay!
Considering learning BW
Dice17
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States520 Posts
June 20 2011 10:33 GMT
#32
At least you dont have trouble finding these girls. For me personally if I see someone im attracted to it doesnt matter what race, but I have a strong liking to japanese girls because I myself am japanese. Only one major problem here. First, there's very few japanese girls to begin with at least around me. Next problem is a lot of them are very tan because I live in California. While I do not hate them for this I am not physically attracted because of it. So you are lucky to a degree.
GamaBear #1 Fan! Sen fighting~
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 10:42:36
June 20 2011 10:42 GMT
#33
It's Korean tradition to hate on as many different levels as possible. According to a lot of Korean friends I know every non-Korean is whitetrash/thieves/losers/disgusting/dirty. They'll gossip and talk behind everyone's back and attack any vulnerability they can find. A lot of our humor is teasing/taunting people. We are the most stubborn, emotional, and proud people on the face of the planet. My parents have constantly told me that I am the product of nearly 800 years of proud Korean heritage, and that I have to continue a strong Korean bloodline. That I have to find a girl who can raise a household and bear children and all that crap (it gets 5000x worse for the girls).

They kicked me out of the house when I dated my white friend.

Do you really want to get into that kind of shit because of KPOP?
Just date whoever you want; whether she be White Black Middle-Eastern Mongolian Korean Polish whatever don't worry about stuff like that.
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 20 2011 10:48 GMT
#34
Proposing this thread to be moved to BW(SC2?) Strategy, as a [G] with attached replays!
I for one will definitely be trying this build order to steal nerds' ladder points get mi summa dem fob gurls! @_@






5/5, ilovekittens, makes me want to drop my self-esteem and confidence right down the drain just for a worthy cause :DD
Liquipedia@jkursk
Atlare
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia893 Posts
June 20 2011 10:51 GMT
#35
On June 20 2011 19:48 fusefuse wrote:
Proposing this thread to be moved to BW(SC2?) Strategy, as a [G] with attached replays!
I for one will definitely be trying this build order to steal nerds' ladder points get mi summa dem fob gurls! @_@






5/5, ilovekittens, makes me want to drop my self-esteem and confidence right down the drain just for a worthy cause :DD

Thanks for stealing the joke I made two posts above you :S
Considering learning BW
FenneK
Profile Joined November 2010
France1231 Posts
June 20 2011 10:52 GMT
#36
hahaha when will people learn about making these?
good luck have batman
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 20 2011 10:57 GMT
#37
i (fast)expanded on it >_>
Liquipedia@jkursk
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
June 20 2011 11:00 GMT
#38
'Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.'

Hahahahaha. I live with a load of university age Korean girls, and some (a lot) of them are disgusting, loud, lazy, slobby bitches. (However, some of them are absolutely lovely girls whom I admire for both their kind personalities, generosity and study/living habits.)
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
JKira
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada1002 Posts
June 20 2011 11:04 GMT
#39
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



Man as a Chinese man who has seen this mythical fascination with Koreans I laughed so hard at this because it was a phase I somewhat went through in high school. The Gatsby, the clothes with bright contrasting colors. Haha man, silly times.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
June 20 2011 11:05 GMT
#40
Hahaha, ILOVEKITTENS so gosu~
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
san-tokie
Profile Joined May 2007
Korea (South)185 Posts
June 20 2011 11:14 GMT
#41
I wish ilovekittens was making just a joke but it's all true T_T
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
June 20 2011 11:16 GMT
#42
anyone who uses crass racial tone language is likely too stupid for me
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
khellian
Profile Joined February 2010
Korea (South)922 Posts
June 20 2011 11:17 GMT
#43
Epic post ILOVEKITTENS, just epic! ^_^
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 11:22:20
June 20 2011 11:21 GMT
#44
oops

oh yea ilovekittens epic fucking post.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Aeropunk
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia255 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 11:58:51
June 20 2011 11:43 GMT
#45
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!

I think you may have left out just 1 point.

6. You must have some level of dancing prowess. Nothing too fancy, but Korean "fob" girls love dancing, so at some point (probs straight away) they are going to take you on a dancefloor, and you need to be able to at least look like you know how to do something. Don't look like you actually enjoy it, that'd be too interested, but know enough to get yourself moving. Hopefully after that you can just bounce off what other people are doing on the dancefloor.

Edit: Wow, that come over entirely too serious.
>Unfortunately, I do half the things on that list anyway, so sue me
dcemuser
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3248 Posts
June 20 2011 11:48 GMT
#46
I laughed so hard at Step 4: Finishing Touches.

Absolutely amazing post.
xtfftc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2343 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 11:51:47
June 20 2011 11:51 GMT
#47
On June 20 2011 20:00 NeverGG wrote:(However, some of them are absolutely lovely girls whom I admire for both their kind personalities, generosity and study/living habits.)

Do they make good kimchi though?
Macabre
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1262 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 12:13:07
June 20 2011 11:56 GMT
#48
On June 20 2011 14:51 jlim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.


making kimchi

bitches love making kimchi



Fucking got me crying. Oh man this thread.

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Belial88
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5217 Posts
June 20 2011 11:57 GMT
#49
This is too funny.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51449 Posts
June 20 2011 12:06 GMT
#50
i think mani and ilovekittens 'won' the thread.
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PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
June 20 2011 12:14 GMT
#51
your parents :D

In all seriousness; the trick with girls you really want is all about not letting them spot this exact fact. If they know you are prepared to bend over backwards, they will make you do it or even conclude they are out of your league.You have to play it cool and indifferent. even better if you just act like an ass, but this is counterintuitive to many people.

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Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
June 20 2011 12:22 GMT
#52
Hahaha, way to save the day, ILOVEKITTENS.

I laughed pretty hard at the hairstyle names/links. =P
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Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany1697 Posts
June 20 2011 12:25 GMT
#53
Thanks for spotlighting this. I would not have read to page 2 otherwise and I am happy I did, now :D
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bDeE
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada17 Posts
June 20 2011 12:37 GMT
#54
lol...

ILOVEKITTENS, you should aspire to be a life coach.

awesome job, can't believe you spent more than 5 minutes on a reply to dating advice!
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
June 20 2011 12:38 GMT
#55
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!

LOL, even though reading the OP melted my brain this made it all worth it, laughing too hard to need a brain.
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
June 20 2011 12:52 GMT
#56
Girlfriends are a colossal waste of time unless you're getting something good out of them. Don't chase after something that's not worth it like a girl who's not interested in you.

Also your parents will almost always turn out to be right when it comes to girls. You will never be totally happy with a girl if she doesn't get along with your family at least to a degree. Anyone else who tells you different is lying to themselves. The exception to this is if your family is bad, but for me at least that is not the case.
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Megakenny
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada829 Posts
June 20 2011 12:52 GMT
#57
I read page 1, got upset thinking this spotlight was a troll. Page 2 made my life better though. :D ILOVEKITTENS is the best.
nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
June 20 2011 13:01 GMT
#58
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.



LOL so untrue. Cleaning the house? maybe. But not many young korean females could make good kimchi. You need to have years and years of experience to make good kimchi.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
June 20 2011 13:04 GMT
#59
On June 20 2011 17:33 Legatus Lanius wrote:
so disappointed, thought this thread would be about some white guy macking on a big booty african girl


Shit I'm feeling so guilty now for laughing the hardest at this comment.
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Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
June 20 2011 13:11 GMT
#60
On June 20 2011 20:51 xtfftc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 20:00 NeverGG wrote:(However, some of them are absolutely lovely girls whom I admire for both their kind personalities, generosity and study/living habits.)

Do they make good kimchi though?


LOL actually one of them just went home and left me with a massive box of kimchi. I think her mom made it though.
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Renzin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia75 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 13:29:44
June 20 2011 13:25 GMT
#61
I think Manifesto7 hit the nail on the head. If you're not Korean and just want a Korean girl cause of the pretty kpop stars you see well I don't think you're gonna succeed easily if ever. Doesn't help Koreans are very homogenous unless they've lived in the area or born in your area. So goodluck trying to pick up a dream Korean kpop girl who's only recently come to your country who'll fall for the foreigner.

edit: Ahh quality post by ILOVEKITTENS XD
Klamity
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States994 Posts
June 20 2011 13:44 GMT
#62
hahahaha. glad i stuck with this thread after all.
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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
June 20 2011 13:47 GMT
#63
this blog just got a whole lot better
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Belano
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden657 Posts
June 20 2011 13:54 GMT
#64
And page 2 saves the day. Gotta love the Kittens.
Bring back 1 supply roaches.
Bear4188
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1797 Posts
June 20 2011 14:05 GMT
#65
Maybe you should try Japanese girls.
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imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
June 20 2011 14:15 GMT
#66
lol, a psuedo-baller post :D So good!
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Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
June 20 2011 14:26 GMT
#67
ilovekittens.

ill give you a kitten, that post was awesome
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Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
June 20 2011 14:33 GMT
#68
...ilovekittens
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Slumph
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom52 Posts
June 20 2011 14:38 GMT
#69
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Your attempt at making a joke is a bit hmmn. I have friends and plenty of girl friends of which I have no more emotional attachment to them than my guy friends. It depends on who you are and how you carry and present yourself, and whether your going to be mature and accepting enough to be able to treat girls the same way that you treat guys.

There's always the immature bunch who hang around solely in a group of their sex and make jokes about others and make the opposite sex feel awkward if they even attempt to join your group, and you know what they are usually the ones less successful socially and in other ways with the ladies/gents!
We spend our lives not taking chances so that we can make it safely to death.
diverzee
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden992 Posts
June 20 2011 14:42 GMT
#70
On June 20 2011 23:38 Slumph wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Your attempt at making a joke is a bit hmmn. I have friends and plenty of girl friends of which I have no more emotional attachment to them than my guy friends. It depends on who you are and how you carry and present yourself, and whether your going to be mature and accepting enough to be able to treat girls the same way that you treat guys.

There's always the immature bunch who hang around solely in a group of their sex and make jokes about others and make the opposite sex feel awkward if they even attempt to join your group, and you know what they are usually the ones less successful socially and in other ways with the ladies/gents!


You're amazing, we're all really impressed with your respectfulness and dignity. Can I touch you? I am sure you pride yourself on surrounding yourself with loads of great girls who do nothing but speak of their annoying but oh so handsome douchebag boyfriends. "If only he was more like you, Slumph."

Or just let a joke be a joke.
Parting
Datum
Profile Joined February 2011
United States371 Posts
June 20 2011 14:48 GMT
#71
ilovekitten's post cured the brain cancer that the OP gave me.
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
June 20 2011 15:05 GMT
#72
Wow ILK should have just made another blog- need to rate that 5 stars.
Interesting OP, even more interesting responses.

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Ashes
Profile Joined January 2011
United States362 Posts
June 20 2011 15:07 GMT
#73
Being an Indian (not American indian). I can tell you that, Indian women prefer to hook up with Indian or Caucasian. The reason they prefer Indian men, has mostly to do with eating and cooking habits and also due to our culture which still is little close minded. Indians who have come to US (from major indian cities), they are very open minded (like me), and dont mind mixing or dating white girls and vice versa.

This is again drawn from talking to few of my friends right now over the phone. I dont have first hand experience of inter racial dating because I have been with my high school sweetheart for 8 yrs now.
vijeze
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands719 Posts
June 20 2011 15:08 GMT
#74
ILOVEKITTENS, oh wow. All hail.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
June 20 2011 15:09 GMT
#75
Oh wow.. I have a feeling i love kittens is a full time stalker just out of jail lmao.
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
June 20 2011 15:11 GMT
#76
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.

gg
Shinija
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom18 Posts
June 20 2011 15:19 GMT
#77
You should be proud, my parents always rant on about how I should spend more time studying the n going out, typical asian parents.
mwahaa.
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
June 20 2011 15:51 GMT
#78
As has been said before ILOVEKITTENS made this thread. GG good sir. GG!
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Homework
Profile Joined December 2010
United States283 Posts
June 20 2011 15:51 GMT
#79
ilovekittens saves the day right here. hot damn, I'm impressed.
Damian
Profile Joined June 2009
Germany335 Posts
June 20 2011 16:00 GMT
#80
On June 21 2011 00:51 MCDayC wrote:
As has been said before ILOVEKITTENS made this thread. GG good sir. GG!

This. !
Rokusha
Profile Joined January 2011
United States207 Posts
June 20 2011 16:03 GMT
#81
On June 20 2011 14:46 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:42 Turbovolver wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


I have varying opinions on people from wisconsin and indiana, but if I dated them it wouldn't be interracial.


I know this is on the first page but still it made me facepalm.
pedduck
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Thailand468 Posts
June 20 2011 16:16 GMT
#82

On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.


SO there are only "Black - White - Yellow" people in this world??

Back to OP, Kpop girl would be nice, but there are so many girl (in Thailand) trying to be and fail...
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 16:18:36
June 20 2011 16:17 GMT
#83
Just do things on your own pace. Also, try not seeing women as just some kinda object you gotta earn with tricks.
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
fire_brand
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1123 Posts
June 20 2011 16:40 GMT
#84
Be more selfish. If you want a girl go for it. Don't think too much. Just do and see how thinks work out. If it goes well great! If not you can just part ways and never think on it again.

I think you're thinking too much. It's not about thinking, it's about feeling. GL
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Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
June 20 2011 16:40 GMT
#85
I love kitten just won the thread, that post was amazing. Sub-class of human being gogogo
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Shamrock_
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
South Africa276 Posts
June 20 2011 16:45 GMT
#86
Aaaaah wow. ILOVEKITTENS is super win. FIGHTING!
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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
June 20 2011 16:53 GMT
#87
loooooooooool i posted on page 1, and this thread has turned epic since then.
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amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
June 20 2011 17:00 GMT
#88
ILOVEKITTENS, your free complimentarty kitten will be arriving at your house as a reward for your expert advice.
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Golgotha
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)8418 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 17:05:19
June 20 2011 17:04 GMT
#89
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

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If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



lol as a korean I must say you know us very well! genius writing!
Cetacean
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom10 Posts
June 20 2011 17:04 GMT
#90
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:

Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.




There lies your problem. You obviously know nothing about Korean girls.
I don't know what type of girls you've dated, but you obviously have no clue about real dating.
If you want to find your self a good korean women, don't look at the "kpop, kimchi, clean the house" bs, and look at them for who they are. You know why korean girls don't give you the time of the day? I'm sure it's because you already give them off a vibe of wanting them for their culture, and not for who they are. I know plenty of chinese, hong kong, viets or whatever have you, that only want Korean girls because they are hallyu freaks, and it almost feels as if they are perverts when they approach my friends.
So clean up that grease and quit looking for a standard mr "I'm a pretty handsome guy."
If only I was a little bit wiser
jw232
Profile Joined January 2009
United States157 Posts
June 20 2011 17:12 GMT
#91
I have definitely heard the stereotype that Koreans do not mix blood/maintain racial purity. I have no idea how true it is though.
Golgotha
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)8418 Posts
June 20 2011 17:21 GMT
#92
On June 21 2011 02:12 jw232 wrote:
I have definitely heard the stereotype that Koreans do not mix blood/maintain racial purity. I have no idea how true it is though.


not all. most just prefer our own. but guys please do not think our girls or boys are just haters who are full of ourselves. not even close, we like everyone and a chinese guy can get a korean girl, etc.

the op is failing cuz he is just depending his "awesome looks" if they are so awesome post a pic haha
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
June 20 2011 17:21 GMT
#93
Incredible analysis from ILK.
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Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
June 20 2011 17:31 GMT
#94
Would love to see what "awesome look" looks like
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
June 20 2011 17:32 GMT
#95
On June 20 2011 17:58 haduken wrote:
Sigh, another delusional scrub sucked in by the kpop trap.

Face the fact bro, Korean chicks dig Korean dudes because their parents tell them that.

Read MightyAtom's blog for clarification.

Even if your game is so good you pick up one chances are they would expect you to become a Korean like them. This means following their social norm, going out with their Korean friends, eat their Korean food.


Quoted for motherfucking truth. Dear god, the things Korean parents tell their children...
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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
June 20 2011 17:36 GMT
#96
^ILOVEKITTENS

So thats how you do it. Thanks dude!
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Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
June 20 2011 17:56 GMT
#97
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dNothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories!

LOL
best post from this thread by far.. so fucken hilarious.. sending to my friend/w korean gf.. he's a white guy whos a huge nerd, will these rules apply to him? XD
Try hard or don't try at all.
LooZerg
Profile Joined May 2011
United States32 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 18:10:30
June 20 2011 18:07 GMT
#98
Looks like we got a Harold on out hands.


+ Show Spoiler +
Since we're on the subject of girls.
The cream dream girl: a girl whom you and her could talk about the imba state of PvZ for hours and hours...

then do it with her.
Win in Doubt.
DeepBlu2
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States975 Posts
June 20 2011 18:08 GMT
#99
ilovekittens won this thread.. Besides that post, I gave up haha. OP, it's funny that you want an interracial relationship yet you are forming stereotypes about their race and one of the reasons you only want Korean girls is because you like Kpop. you probably want to reevaluate your reasons.
u gotta sk8
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
June 20 2011 18:32 GMT
#100
On June 21 2011 03:07 LooZerg wrote:
Looks like we got a Harold on out hands.


+ Show Spoiler +
Since we're on the subject of girls.
The cream dream girl: a girl whom you and her could talk about the imba state of PvZ for hours and hours...

then do it with her.

I once thought of a dating site designed purely for nerds meeting other nerds. The only problem I stumbled upon was the absence of the gentler gender. And we already have TL.
En Taro Violet
GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
June 20 2011 18:34 GMT
#101
ILOVEKITTENS you sir are a scholar and a gentleman.
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Starfox
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria699 Posts
June 20 2011 18:35 GMT
#102
On June 20 2011 16:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 16:25 Omigawa wrote:
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.
TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.

But 99% of the time those advices are for another problem
Greek Mythology 2.0: Imagine Sisyphos as a man who wants to watch all videos on youtube... and Tityos as one who HAS to watch all of them.
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
June 20 2011 18:45 GMT
#103
LOL, so glad this got spotlighted. Thank you ILOVEKITTENS, I don't think I've chuckled that much at a post in a while.
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Laneir
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1160 Posts
June 20 2011 18:52 GMT
#104
This is interesting good read
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GinDo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
3327 Posts
June 20 2011 19:14 GMT
#105
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.



So true.

Also never treat anyone cold. Even if your not interested. You don't want to be known as the Shallow Dick. The more friends you make the more people you know. The more people you know. The more girls your gonna meet.

TLDR: Your full of yourself. Sorry if it comes out rude, but from what I'm reading. Yeah, tone it down, and listen to Manifesto.
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mojojo800
Profile Joined March 2011
United States66 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 19:46:39
June 20 2011 19:32 GMT
#106
Haha this was hilarious.
But quite amazing. Back in the day Chinese parents didn't want their sons to date Korean/Japanese/anythingotherthanchinese girls cause it would "taint" the bloodline, (btw yes there is a difference, they have very different histories and historically had a lot of bad blood, just think A Russian woman dating a German man in 1950)

here are a few tips/things to remember 1)
1) you are approaching this wrong, Korean girls MAY BE quite attractive but have you ever gone to Korea? if she is a "FOJ" (fresh off jet, who the hell travels by boat anymore??) then she will have the Korean culture, and in Korean culture, it is the mom/grandma who holds the power in the family, they get quite aggressive and this could cause problems unless you have a secure build order/good mechanics to do well in the early game to make sure that your late game is secure.

2) LOL FOLLOW ILOVEKITTENS build! It works! clothes do make a huge difference as does hair, ALTHOUGH there are some girls who like shorter hair, it is easier to manage by a little IMO but might not be as popular as the medium/long hair, Males, being the reactionary race we are, need to just scout and act accordingly.

3) gatsby = must, Serious. They can tell, I went to korea and got my haircut there and all the girls I knew up there told me to pick some of that up and they all have a distinct smell, (for medium/long hair the more popular one smells like green apple hichew just as an example) ANNDDD a good plus is it is quite cheap in Korea, so I'm hoping its decent here, although I havent found any in Hawaii yet T_T.

4) THE ONLY THING I WOULD SAY against ILOVEKITTENS! is that work with your body/faceshape dont just go straight for the "metro" look. Some Korean girls like the bad boy look (see taeyang) so if you can work that do it. there is no reason to sacrifice your man card with accessories, 40 minute maintenance hair, cardigans, and tight jeans if you can just go for the buff guy with a pierced ear and wifebeater and still get as many girls. (unfortunately we don't all look like tae yang so some of us have to go with the "metro" look to get them gals.

5) learn to dance, THIS DOES NOT MEAN GO WATCH SOME SNSD AND LEARN ALL THEIR DANCES! This means go learn how to pop/break/tut something, Korean girls love guys who can move all sexy like (again SEE TAE YANG)

6) Get to know the family/friends and be nice, korean gossip spreads like wildfire, in most places it is everyone minds their own business *esp places like japan* BUT in Korea it is similar but the motto is, I mind my own business but unfortunately everyone's business is my business. SO one bad thing said to their friend, gg just leave already

That's about it, GL HF, and be sure to post pics when you get her :p

If you think its underpowered then you're doing it wrong
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
June 20 2011 19:35 GMT
#107
High school with a lot of Koreans... sounds like my high school, where did you happen to go to high school?
Horse...falcon
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1851 Posts
June 20 2011 19:56 GMT
#108
If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


this is legendary
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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
June 20 2011 19:56 GMT
#109
if only ilovekittens reply had been first... Still an epic guide that i plan on following if i ever actually see koreans..
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Thrombozyt
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1269 Posts
June 20 2011 19:59 GMT
#110
On June 21 2011 04:35 darklordjac wrote:
High school with a lot of Koreans... sounds like my high school, where did you happen to go to high school?

It's a trap!
Zirith
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada403 Posts
June 20 2011 20:01 GMT
#111
trolololol???

User was temp banned for this post.
Artosis: "I don't trust hyenas."
NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
June 20 2011 20:10 GMT
#112
funny how this thread is being spotlight :O

you should never take dating advice online! also never listen to your parents about your gf. Its naturally that they dont like your gf if they love you really much. Once you got into university, your life is your own, dont let the other control it like you were in grade school
Im daed. Follow me @TL_NB
Ciara
Profile Joined January 2009
Denmark13 Posts
June 20 2011 20:21 GMT
#113
Think i met a girl once, does that make me cool?
lethal111
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada460 Posts
June 20 2011 20:23 GMT
#114
man, ILK u are a freaking genius! Man this thread is soo funny.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
June 20 2011 20:25 GMT
#115
Thanks ILK.

Unfortunately I am too poor to afford korean girls so I'll have to stick with the cheaper white hipster girls =0
Try another route paperboy.
trancey
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States430 Posts
June 20 2011 20:47 GMT
#116
I've always felt that in terms of style and cultural outlook: Koreans are like the Guidos of Asian races.

Not intending to insult any Koreans by using that American term for: a typically Italian male that spends more time on his hair, tan, and looks than on his girlfriend. Also seen sporting Ed Hardy or gear laced with gems most of the time.

But in terms of consistent style and looks the "Kpop crowd" (Fob Korean), everyone looks exactly the same. Pretty boy long hair, styled and dyed. Fashionable/sporty Kpop look. Overall, elitist attitude to their own blood. The trends between guidos and koreans are practically linear without the emphasis on tanning with Koreans (and less on intelligence/status in the guido community).

In the fashion world, the Japanese tend to be miles ahead of the parts of the world, where Koreans are fairly stagnant on "the standard".

I've dated a few korean girls in the past, none of which you would consider a "Fob Korean". They were the more open, Americanized Korean girls. They also had plenty of "Fob Korean" friends that were the generic, study -> take care of your man -> live like a maid type of girl. What I gathered about most of them: No fun, no personality, not impressed.

Don't choose a girlfriend based on what race she is, choose a girl because she makes you happy and you can see a future with her.
CrisisNOOB
Profile Joined May 2011
United States39 Posts
June 20 2011 21:11 GMT
#117
ILOVEKITTENS saved this thread
NOOB is allcaps cuz it's srsbsns
Darathor
Profile Joined February 2011
United States327 Posts
June 20 2011 21:12 GMT
#118
You shouldn't go for a girl just because of her race or what your parents say, and if they aren't interested in you, then you shouldn't bother.

Anyway, Manifesto pointed out other things wrong with that, and ILOVEKITTENS only gave you the most astute advice I've ever seen.
LastDance
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
New Zealand510 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 08:07:19
June 20 2011 21:13 GMT
#119
haha listen to what Kittens says and you'll be sweet.
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 21:51:14
June 20 2011 21:19 GMT
#120
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


ROFLMAO. Couldn't have said it better.

Edit: I<3K wins.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 21:46:46
June 20 2011 21:39 GMT
#121
On June 20 2011 14:42 Terrakin wrote:
this is quite possibly the worst girl blog I have ever read.... so far

...And I've read quite a lot of them.

edit: spoke too soon. <3 ilovekittens!
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
June 20 2011 21:44 GMT
#122
ILOVEKITTENS saved what was, up to that point, a terrible thread.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Huludite
Profile Joined May 2011
21 Posts
June 20 2011 21:49 GMT
#123
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
I don't know the reasoning behind it, and not to brag or anything, but in my personal opinion I'm a great looking guy with a nice personality, however when I try to strike a conversation with one of these "fob korean girls", they display NO INTEREST whatsoever; it's as if they are not even remotely attracted to any non-korean guys no matter how good they look



You don't say
ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
June 20 2011 21:54 GMT
#124
I feel you man, who doesn't want some freshly made kimchi?
darkness overpowering
Vatti
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom38 Posts
June 20 2011 21:54 GMT
#125
"I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi"

Amazing.
Excellence is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.
Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
June 20 2011 21:58 GMT
#126
I don't know if anyone has said anything about this (stopped reading after the fantastic kitten post!), but....

"I came from a strict Chinese household, so when it came to the whole issue of finding a girlfriend my parents were very strict and controlling when I was still in high school"

"Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi."

Seems like an huge turnaround in just two years...
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
June 20 2011 22:09 GMT
#127
Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.


Replay or it didn't happen.

Awesome post
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
Jaxtyk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States600 Posts
June 20 2011 22:31 GMT
#128
Man you guys make it seem like making kimchi is easy. Only ahjummas make kimchi and it's backbreaking work.
To tell the truth....I could beat anyone in the world.
Silfurstar
Profile Joined November 2010
Switzerland263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-20 22:35:14
June 20 2011 22:34 GMT
#129
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


Am I the only one who is dying to know what point 3 of part 2 is ?
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
June 20 2011 22:35 GMT
#130
The blog 0/5

ILOVEKITTENS 5/5
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ILOVEKITTENS
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Korea (South)112 Posts
June 20 2011 22:52 GMT
#131
On June 21 2011 07:34 Silfurstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


Am I the only one who is dying to know what point 3 of part 2 is ?

Alcohol got the best of it, it will never again be found.
Silfurstar
Profile Joined November 2010
Switzerland263 Posts
June 20 2011 23:07 GMT
#132
On June 21 2011 07:52 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2011 07:34 Silfurstar wrote:
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


Am I the only one who is dying to know what point 3 of part 2 is ?

Alcohol got the best of it, it will never again be found.


Why do I feel like it contained the most important advice of them all ?
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
June 20 2011 23:09 GMT
#133
Lol, I actually live in Korea, and I can tell you kittens hit it right on the money hahaha.

That was truly an epic post.

(Yes, I use Gatsby =/ )
Lamphead
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada241 Posts
June 20 2011 23:18 GMT
#134
I'm Chinese and I love Kpop and male and I found what you wrote in your blog embarrassing for the Chinese male race.

ILK's post pretty much sums up what every smart Chinese guy already knows, and if it's not working you're extremely ugly or you aren't trying it hard enough..the blog made me cringe..
We didn't lose the game. We just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 20 2011 23:29 GMT
#135


Reminds me of this movie for some good reason.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 20 2011 23:31 GMT
#136
On June 21 2011 07:34 Silfurstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


Am I the only one who is dying to know what point 3 of part 2 is ?

You gotta read in between the lines, through the pixels, under the code, into the binary.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
June 20 2011 23:41 GMT
#137
ILOVEKITTENS 5/5 <3

And honestly, the Korean FOBs (especially the ones that look good) are DEFINITELY not the maid-type. Probably the opposite tbh.
:)
AlissyXOXO
Profile Joined June 2010
United States49 Posts
June 21 2011 00:13 GMT
#138
On June 20 2011 19:42 Gamegene wrote:
It's Korean tradition to hate on as many different levels as possible. According to a lot of Korean friends I know every non-Korean is whitetrash/thieves/losers/disgusting/dirty. They'll gossip and talk behind everyone's back and attack any vulnerability they can find. A lot of our humor is teasing/taunting people. We are the most stubborn, emotional, and proud people on the face of the planet. My parents have constantly told me that I am the product of nearly 800 years of proud Korean heritage, and that I have to continue a strong Korean bloodline. That I have to find a girl who can raise a household and bear children and all that crap (it gets 5000x worse for the girls).

They kicked me out of the house when I dated my white friend.

Do you really want to get into that kind of shit because of KPOP?
Just date whoever you want; whether she be White Black Middle-Eastern Mongolian Korean Polish whatever don't worry about stuff like that.


Lol Gamegene you sound like a typical westernized Korean. You only hang around foreign people, try to distance yourself from the culture as much as possible to try and fit in and have it harder so you blame it for everything. There's good and bad parts of every culture. Not every non-Korean is white trash, most likely just the people you hang around with. Stubborn, some European countries are WAY WAY worse. Emotional sure, a lot of Asian countries are a lot more emotional, and it's not frowned upon to be that way. Proud, you should always be proud of who you are regardless of where you came from.

Like I understand where you're coming from because I'm first generation too, there's terrible aspects of the culture like sexism and such, but Korean people will always be incredibly loyal and close knit with other Koreans and a ridiculously hard working and reliable in almost every case. They're stupidly open about all their problems too, but I mean that can be a good and bad thing.

Tbh it sounds like you really need to accept you're Korean and you're never going to be a foreigner or white no matter how hard you try and you might have a more enjoyable life.

Also to the OP: Chinese guys and Korean guys approach things very differently, but you will have a very hard time getting a "fob" Korean girl due to the fact that the society causes Koreans to be so close knit. Everyone's pretty much like family, and unless you understand the culture and the social stuff you won't fit in, no matter how hard you try.

I also found Chinese guys usually (well here), to be very direct and straight to the point when they're interested in you and it's a little unnerving, but either way you're not going to have a very easy time without being able to fit into the groups, and without being Korean that's next to impossible just because of how they are. At least you're not white, there's massive stigma for Korean girls dating white people because apparently during the Korean war, the only Korean girls seen with white men were prostitutes.

Long post :O
Alissy from IRC ^_^
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
June 21 2011 00:15 GMT
#139
lol, this is such a fun thread to read while there is downtime at work. I live in the Bay Area of California and there are a ton of these type of Korean girls in the area. Some of these posts are so true.
k.taeyang
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Peru145 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 00:34:01
June 21 2011 00:32 GMT
#140
1. Be tall
2. Be overly superficial and uninterested

Tho' it isn't worth that much. Korean girls don't know how to dance, are usually slobby, superficial and very very immature, and all my Korean friends here are like... always too aware of the Korean media (actors, dramas, kpop, fashion, etc) it makes me sick they don't have a life of their own. I mean seriously?

I would rather stick with latin girls even if I am Korean!



노력은 절대 배신 하지 않다 - 이제동 Hardwork never betrays - Lee Jae Dong
D_K_night
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada615 Posts
June 21 2011 00:38 GMT
#141
well i should chime on this too.

Regarding that ilovekittens post with that handsome korean actor picture, my wife made a comment:

"not every guy can rock that look"

I thought about what she said, and it's true. I mean, just to go any asian mall eg. Yaohan, Parker Place and take a look at all the hong kong kids with their spiky FF7-Cloud/Sephiroth hair and count how many of them actually look good. Most of them...that style doesn't fit their face. I hate to say this, but if you have some or many of these features:

- roundish nose with flared nostrils
- large or buck teeth
- acne-covered face
- chubby cheeks
- too skinny(need some muscle)
- too short(good height is paramount in all asian cultures)

The list goes on, but I suspect many of you know what I'm talking about. Sure, you can dress and act like a movie star, but let's not be under any illusions that these movie stars were born with that look(the most powerful beauty product in the world, is photoshop). They've had work done...legions of staff to make them the polished product that they are.

But I do totally agree with the attitude shift. Isn't it sad that "just be yourself" just isn't good enough? Unless you really, be nature and by heart, really really deep down inside, are Final Fantasy angst material, but honestly? What terrible agony did your parents inflict upon you, to make you that way? Nah. You're not born in a world of materia and everything literally crumbling around you.

Many of us are at heart, truly very boring people. We're really not all that interesting, therefore we need to build up an act - an in many cases, an alternate persona where we tell ourselves over and over:

- I don't take anything personally
- everything's cool, it's all cool
- i'm not that interested, even when i am.
- if it happens, it doesn't matter. even if it happens, well it's nothing I ain't seen before.
- I'm good enough for me. But are you?

See all that? A mixture of vanity, self-absorbed attitude, a bit of jerk sprinkled in, and suddenly you're a cool person. Very unlike the self-conscious, easily angered, deeply flawed people who we truly are.
Canada
Monera
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada8 Posts
June 21 2011 00:45 GMT
#142
On June 20 2011 14:46 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:42 Turbovolver wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


I have varying opinions on people from wisconsin and indiana, but if I dated them it wouldn't be interracial.


Its because they are both inbred hic places =]
If you can kill him just fucking kill him - Day[9]
Looky
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1608 Posts
June 21 2011 01:01 GMT
#143
you assume its a race thing when they are not interest in you. i highly doubt that. maybe they just arent interested in you for other reasons.
ODKStevez
Profile Joined February 2011
Ireland1225 Posts
June 21 2011 01:07 GMT
#144
This blog makes me feel really awkward xD
Luppa <3
Tin_Foil
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States243 Posts
June 21 2011 01:12 GMT
#145
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Lawl, I was wondering why this was spotlighted, but the 1st 5 or so posts clues me in.

To the OP, bros before hoes is generally pretty stupid IMO.
Suc
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1569 Posts
June 21 2011 01:16 GMT
#146
On June 21 2011 10:12 Tin_Foil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Lawl, I was wondering why this was spotlighted, but the 1st 5 or so posts clues me in.

To the OP, bros before hoes is generally pretty stupid IMO.

Close, but you're looking for this: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=235370&currentpage=2#23
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 01:22:50
June 21 2011 01:21 GMT
#147
When I see people that fit ILOVEKITTENS' guide, I think the same thing as I do with people who wear excessive make up: what and why are they hiding something?

I think the most important time to look at your partner is when they wake up and when they come out of the shower. With all the masks off, are you still attracted to them? (meaning their personality)

A lot of the girls and guys are pretty, but so are dolls, and in the end you'll want someone that's more than a figure. Having both would be a huge plus though.
There is no one like you in the universe.
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
June 21 2011 01:22 GMT
#148
I came for the spotlight... I stayed for Kittens...
My job is actually right in the middle of the "Asian Market District" in Dallas, and I see cute Korean chicks all the time- and never once have I been totally ignored ((I'm white, too))...
I don't rightly fall into any of the things in Kittens' post, however- I do rock the, 'my hair would look emo if I weren't so fucking awesome' hair... Although, I do spend most of my lunch hour disagreeing with one of my co-workers and repeatedly saying things like, 'ya know what, I just don't care...' and having that smug over-educated look on my face.
*GASP* I DO FIT SOME OF THESE!
Time to hit up a reputable Korean establishment and meander about singing along to the kpop on my ipod. ((note to self- invest in cardigan))
Question: Do tinted polarized safety glasses count as sunglasses?
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
June 21 2011 01:44 GMT
#149
If there was ever one time in my life that I wanted to eat my own eyes after reading a post, that time would be now.
kierpanda
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States757 Posts
June 21 2011 02:12 GMT
#150
Kpop girls get a lot of plastic surgery done... So if you want a pretty girlfriend, then just pay for her to go under the knife ;D

Regarding Korean gfs, I've heard horror stories about having a Korean girlfriend (especially FOBs). My friends have dated them and complained that they're nothing but a chore...Super drama causing and not very compromising. Maybe it's just when they get to California, they get that SoCal attitude of being super stuck up. OH RICH FOBS all up in the UCs... ):

But that's pretty bad if you just want a girl to be pretty. Like Blisse said, are you still going to be attracted to her when she comes out of the shower?
Also, are you going to be grossed out when she's sick as hell?

:p If you're a good guy, you'd be like my boyfriend. He kept me warm while I was sick with strep throat and coughing up mass amounts of, um, throat gunk.

If you wanna get a girl, you gotta become less shy. Talk to girls, but don't act to desperate. The worst thing you can do is come off as a creeper. If you become a creeper, she will know and all of her friends will know to avoid your ass.

Don't make a move unless you know she's ready for one.
Become friends before anything, because then you'll know her personality and (if any) her faults. Then you win!
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unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
June 21 2011 02:19 GMT
#151
on the topic of interracial relationships i recently came across an african american male sitting on a bench with an asian female who appeared to be his girlfriend

as soon as we were out of earshot my friends and i began to sing "black and yellow" by wiz khalifa
:)
RinesOnRx
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada74 Posts
June 21 2011 02:22 GMT
#152
Pfft, when it comes to Korean girls, this is 2 step autowin build order

19- Grow to a height of 183~185cm
25~28- Earn one or more of JD, MD, MBA, PhD, or any other letters after your name that mean you will be able to support their shoppping issues.
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
June 21 2011 02:24 GMT
#153
Tbh Ilovekittens you should just make your own blog and write an extensive guide on this subject, you seem to be , how do will you describe it

awesome.

WriterXiao8~~
SecretDoves
Profile Joined May 2011
United States8 Posts
June 21 2011 02:49 GMT
#154
Have you ever considered the fact that subconsciously unable to be attracted to women who display interest in you? This is a large problem that I had to overcome. Sort of: it's not attractive when they start trying.
ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
June 21 2011 03:00 GMT
#155
ILOVEKITTENS is the greatest response to any thread ever lmao
SooYoung-Noona!
Fliente
Profile Joined April 2011
Brazil22 Posts
June 21 2011 03:07 GMT
#156
This is how it works for me: I meet a sexy girl and talk to her for about a week. After that we make out once or twice (three times if she's lucky) and I go on to the next one.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
June 21 2011 03:22 GMT
#157
Utterly confused as to why this was highlighted??
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Andwhy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States91 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 03:28:02
June 21 2011 03:27 GMT
#158
^^ Page 2 ILoveKittens saves the day
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 21 2011 03:32 GMT
#159
I now know why my Korean friend wears moving rubber---it was such a mystery to me. THANK YOU ILOVEKITTENS
6581
-swordguy
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States560 Posts
June 21 2011 03:41 GMT
#160
ilovekittens can I buy coaching? lol jk, awesome post, this thread, crazy gsl selections, and Huk winning dreamhack made my day =)
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once - William Shakespeare, ‘’Julius Caesar’’
Atasu
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada98 Posts
June 21 2011 04:07 GMT
#161
LOL ILOVEKITTENS...I love you...or at least your post
JoeSchmoe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2058 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 04:32:33
June 21 2011 04:32 GMT
#162
On June 21 2011 09:38 D_K_night wrote:
well i should chime on this too.

Regarding that ilovekittens post with that handsome korean actor picture, my wife made a comment:

"not every guy can rock that look"

I thought about what she said, and it's true. I mean, just to go any asian mall eg. Yaohan, Parker Place and take a look at all the hong kong kids with their spiky FF7-Cloud/Sephiroth hair and count how many of them actually look good. Most of them...that style doesn't fit their face. I hate to say this, but if you have some or many of these features:

- roundish nose with flared nostrils
- large or buck teeth
- acne-covered face
- chubby cheeks
- too skinny(need some muscle)
- too short(good height is paramount in all asian cultures)

The list goes on, but I suspect many of you know what I'm talking about. Sure, you can dress and act like a movie star, but let's not be under any illusions that these movie stars were born with that look(the most powerful beauty product in the world, is photoshop). They've had work done...legions of staff to make them the polished product that they are.

But I do totally agree with the attitude shift. Isn't it sad that "just be yourself" just isn't good enough? Unless you really, be nature and by heart, really really deep down inside, are Final Fantasy angst material, but honestly? What terrible agony did your parents inflict upon you, to make you that way? Nah. You're not born in a world of materia and everything literally crumbling around you.

Many of us are at heart, truly very boring people. We're really not all that interesting, therefore we need to build up an act - an in many cases, an alternate persona where we tell ourselves over and over:

- I don't take anything personally
- everything's cool, it's all cool
- i'm not that interested, even when i am.
- if it happens, it doesn't matter. even if it happens, well it's nothing I ain't seen before.
- I'm good enough for me. But are you?

See all that? A mixture of vanity, self-absorbed attitude, a bit of jerk sprinkled in, and suddenly you're a cool person. Very unlike the self-conscious, easily angered, deeply flawed people who we truly are.


haha you must be from richmond XD.
Ziken
Profile Joined August 2010
Ghana1743 Posts
June 21 2011 04:59 GMT
#163
OMG, hahaha, ILOVEKITTENS just won this thread. Such an awesome post. Had me rolling for so long :D
Every misfortune is a blessing in disguise.
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
June 21 2011 05:11 GMT
#164
On June 21 2011 12:27 Andwhy wrote:
^^ Page 2 ILoveKittens saves the day


Ah, ok yeah that was indeed funny. I didn't initially get that far because after reading the OP I didn't bother reading the replies.
Ilovekittens made up for the wasted time spent reading the OP, very funny =)
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
June 21 2011 05:18 GMT
#165
On June 20 2011 14:46 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:42 Turbovolver wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


I have varying opinions on people from wisconsin and indiana, but if I dated them it wouldn't be interracial.



Except both wisconsin and indiana are states in america. Which would make them both american and not interracial. China and Korea are two vastly different countries with vastly different cultures.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
June 21 2011 05:18 GMT
#166
I don't know why you'd want this type of korean girl. According to my GF, most korean girls like that are bitchy and are incredibly superficial.
BW -> League -> CSGO
ubk
Profile Joined November 2010
15 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 17:17:22
June 21 2011 06:01 GMT
#167
thesums
Profile Joined December 2010
Taiwan257 Posts
June 21 2011 06:09 GMT
#168
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


OMG el oh el! that was funny
Ktk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)753 Posts
June 21 2011 06:09 GMT
#169
...
My first thought. Has no one else thought of this?
U Trolling me?? 11 posts. :/
thesums
Profile Joined December 2010
Taiwan257 Posts
June 21 2011 06:13 GMT
#170
Anyhow on topic, i dont think looks matter that much since we all will get old someday, and this beauty isnt going to last. So I say just find one that looks alright (comfortable to look at - but does not have to make you horny all the time), and one with great personality. Personality > looks, else you will be spending difficult days in the future
SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
June 21 2011 06:18 GMT
#171
ILK.....Sooooooooooooooo Gosu. 5/5
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rcg
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia47 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 06:55:43
June 21 2011 06:50 GMT
#172
Korean guys are the worst type of boyfriend in korean girls eyes. Im a korean guy so ya. Korean women HATE cleaning and working. They go to uni to find a boyfriend who will do everything and pay for all her makeup so she can look pretty and go out with her friends.

Korean guys seem to be like alpha males in korean society which is why kgirls would rather not.

All that being said, since im whitewashed korean guy id want a whitewashed korean girl that can speak korean for my parents. Lol im pretty darn contradictive here haha.

Dont let kpop girls fool you. Thats their outside personality. Altho i wouldnt mind taeyeon as my wifey


Edit; ilovekittens now owns this thread. That was brilliant ahah
DystopiaX
Profile Joined October 2010
United States16236 Posts
June 21 2011 07:56 GMT
#173
On June 21 2011 08:18 Lamphead wrote:
I'm Chinese and I love Kpop and male and I found what you wrote in your blog embarrassing for the Chinese male race.

ILK's post pretty much sums up what every smart Chinese guy already knows, and if it's not working you're extremely ugly or you aren't trying it hard enough..the blog made me cringe..

Exact same situation here lol... this guy makes me look bad. Only difference is that I knew and didn't bother with ILK's advice because I'm not particularly looking for Korean women.
DKR
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom622 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 10:21:44
June 21 2011 09:24 GMT
#174
On June 20 2011 14:42 Turbovolver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Since when is Chinese-Korean interracial?

Edit: And please don't read racism/hatfulness into my question, that isn't how I mean it to be taken.

You do realise all the different breeds of Asian also have lots of varying opinions about each other, right?


He's right however Korean isn't a different race from Chinese merely a different nationality, like British and French; the opening post, incorrectly, said it was interracial.

This blog is laced with a combination of arrogance and a strange cocktail of chinese culture and out of date views on women.

However ILoveKittens made it worthwhile :D
"1 base. Cheese man." - MKP. "[MVP] is not stylistic, his style is winning, which is the style you want to have." - Artosis
Fus
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1112 Posts
June 21 2011 09:46 GMT
#175
You should get a gaming gf :D
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Cano
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland200 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 10:31:26
June 21 2011 10:25 GMT
#176
Why is this featured causing me to waste some more of my time? :|

Edit: Ok, Manifesto and Ilovekittens salvaged it.
KaRath_
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia245 Posts
June 21 2011 10:32 GMT
#177
2 step guide on falling in love

1. Have a friend that's the opposite gender
2. Ask them out, and then shit happens

^^ This has happened 2/2 times. Need to repeat on ladder more obviously, but
I wasted my nights, you turned out the lights, now I'm paralysed, still stuck in that time...
Nudelfisk
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden104 Posts
June 21 2011 10:35 GMT
#178
lol, ilovekittens post is epic. there is some truth to it even tho it's really funny and overexaggerated. i had a korean gf some years ago and i realized, basically i had skinny jeans, mid-long hair, music-interest, self-imposed depression and wasn't at all interested in her at first. yeh it didn't work out at the end tho cuz, well, yeah stuff doesn't always work out. however her general non-interest in white dudes (i am white) came from a feeling that they didn't want an asian when there were so many swedish girls around :p
Carwash
Profile Joined June 2010
United States60 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 10:50:00
June 21 2011 10:41 GMT
#179
I'm white and going to Korea, what are my chances?

All my female asian friends say they'll be all over me. Is this true? Cause that would own.
Deal with it
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 21 2011 10:46 GMT
#180
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


This is the greatest post I've read on teamliquid so far. Do you have any advice for how I can pretend to be Korean? (ps I'm white)
BlueSpace
Profile Joined May 2011
Germany2182 Posts
June 21 2011 11:06 GMT
#181
I'm at work so I had to control myself not to laugh to hard at ILOVEKITTENS post. If the OP could be so kind to follow the advice and post a before and after picture. Please
Probe1: "Because people are opinionated and love to share their thoughts. Then they read someone else agree with them and get their opinion confused with fact."
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3809 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 11:22:10
June 21 2011 11:21 GMT
#182
girlfriend sucks at making kimchi

tasted like feet >: (
: o )
jarrydesque
Profile Joined November 2010
584 Posts
June 21 2011 11:58 GMT
#183
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



Hahahaha, utter brilliance.
#1 Kennigit fanboy/stalker
SeriouR
Profile Joined November 2010
Spain622 Posts
June 21 2011 12:43 GMT
#184
I would like to point out the direct relationship existing beetwen "Bros before Hoes" and "I always see inter-racial relationships all around, quite noticeably in my social circle as well".

Salud
Trance music makes the fairys dance
Flonomenalz
Profile Joined May 2011
Nigeria3519 Posts
June 21 2011 13:34 GMT
#185
Kittens I worship you forever for that post. OMG I'm dying.

Best post on any forum ever.
I love crazymoving
Chopin-
Profile Joined May 2011
United States11 Posts
June 21 2011 15:13 GMT
#186
On June 21 2011 19:46 Eufouria wrote:
This is the greatest post I've read on teamliquid so far. Do you have any advice for how I can pretend to be Korean? (ps I'm white)


1. Start writing/typing in circles and lines.
2. Dye your hair black and keep saying anyeong.
3. Eat lots of kimchi so your semen can taste like it.
Don't bother me, I'm eating.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28665 Posts
June 21 2011 15:19 GMT
#187
man
here's the answer to this and all future girl blogs

1: whatever your parents think only matter to a certain degree. it's impossible for any of us to evaluate just how important the opinion of your parents is because we don't know how your relationship is. but it's generally a really really bad idea (in today's modern world) to settle for someone you're not happy with.. take your time, now that you are an adult in university you are permitted to be your own lord and master.

2: be yourself and do your own thing, don't be influenced by how others view you. except if you suck. if you suck, you should change. I can't actually stress this enough.

3: girls are humans, not games. interact with them the way you interact with normal people and stuff won't be that difficult. maybe you'll get slightly less laid through just being a normal person than through being a cynical two-faced bastard who makes light jabs to send off an aura of security and confidence even though your actions indicate that you're a complete jackass who lacks the confidence to be yourself, but the overall outcome is far preferable.

4: your brain will play tricks on you and make you think that people evaluate you based on the same criteria you evaluate them based on. this is why you see that people who are cynical, attribute the same type of mindset in other people. this is why people who are caught cheating oftentimes justify themselves and their actions through the claim that everyone cheats. this is why normally, guys who are scammed or tricked, are really nice guys; they assume that others aren't out to hurt them because they're not out to hurt others.

But this notion, that people judge people based on the same criteria, is not actually the case - people have vastly different and largely individualized ways of judging other people. judging by OP, he cares a lot about his looks, he thinks others care alot about his looks, and he judges others based on their looks. that's fair enough. however, not only that - while people have different attributes they care more about, they also don't even think the same. one person's genius is another person's idiot, and the same applies to looks and humour and personality as well.

Thus, OP: if you find yourself not attracting the girls you think you should be able to attract, there are three or so possible reasons.
1: you suck and you should change.
2: girls perceive you differently from how you perceive you.
3: the girls you are attracted to are attracted to different attributes than you are attracted to.
Moderator
Stiver
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada285 Posts
June 21 2011 15:51 GMT
#188
There are no races. Races are a social construct, and has no formal definition or grounding. It's a misnomer, a holdover from an overly racist history where one culture wants to pretend to be better than another. There simply is not enough genetic differences amongst any cultural group to distinguish them as different. You could propose that race is a reflection of a variety of "sub-species", however this is also erroneous in our global climate. To disprove the subspecies argument you need to just examine North America and realize that different cultures can and will breed with one another. There are no more physical distances between peoples, so there can not be a classification of subspecies.
The only real differences amongst peoples is an individual culture. Chinese and Koreans are so genetically similar the only real way to tell them apart is culturally, language and customs. This is not "multiracial" at all. IF Korean want to "preserve the blood" or some garbage, mating with a Chinese or anyone other culture in the same region is the exact same thing as mating with a Korean. Sorry, it's the same thing with European and African regions. NOT ENOUGH GENETIC DIFFERENCES.
I'll be happy when all the old ignorant people die off so we don't even have to think of anything being "multi-racial".

Anyone who won't date someone because of a specific culture is not someone worth dating. True story.
"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment."
AmarIE
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada4 Posts
June 21 2011 16:27 GMT
#189
I was told to marry a chinese man. I'm korean and really smart and pretty but I like chinese pop like Jay Chou and Wang Lee Hom. My parents want me to date a guy soon but he has to be rich and tall though, I act cold to short poor guys so they give up.

No matter how great I think I am, the guys I like show no interest in me. Maybe it's cuz I have celebrity standards and all I am is some loser girl posting on TL about my love problems. That's besides the point, I am awesome. WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THAT???? But the ugly guys who chase me, pshhhh whatever.

Anyways, advice?
: D
where
Profile Joined February 2011
144 Posts
June 21 2011 16:57 GMT
#190
hahaha ILOVEKITTENS are the bestest
where
Profile Joined February 2011
144 Posts
June 21 2011 17:00 GMT
#191
amarie:
my advice is to treat your lovesick short chinese man the same way you would treat a lvl 1 pokemon.
they start out cute and useless, but with time, devotion, and proper training it will evolve into a legendary creature (eventually). dont lose faith lol
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
June 21 2011 17:16 GMT
#192
On June 20 2011 14:42 itachisan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


Well who doesn't want a kpop star standard gf?
And yeah that's whats happening, but it doesnt matter to me much though. If i see a girl that i like, i'll pursue.


I just call that high standards. I am the same way. On the bros before hoes topic, fuck that. If you like a girl, your friend should back off not the other way around...
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
fishjie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1519 Posts
June 21 2011 18:06 GMT
#193
Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I heard people were asking for replays. This is basically a high level tutorial on k-town

This will put you into the diamond leagues if you study it enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TLWOwbW24
Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
June 21 2011 18:25 GMT
#194
This thread has definitely delivered the lulz to me.......However, me not understanding the culture....what is a fob(or was it fop) Korean girls? I've never heard of that before lol.

In my somewhat limited experience with Asian girls though, three things matter. Be tall, be skinny, have gosu hair. I am 6'3", am quite skinny, and i am quite the Asian mom slayer. Sadly, none their daughters interest me in the least, them either being stuck up snobs, "OMFG TAKE A BATH," or already locked down types.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
June 21 2011 18:48 GMT
#195
On June 22 2011 02:16 GreEny K wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:42 itachisan wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


Well who doesn't want a kpop star standard gf?
And yeah that's whats happening, but it doesnt matter to me much though. If i see a girl that i like, i'll pursue.

On the bros before hoes topic, fuck that. If you like a girl, your friend should back off not the other way around...

That IS bros before hoes...
Moderator
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
June 21 2011 19:03 GMT
#196
LOL ILK build order all about the teching...and keeping your minerals low.
SirFrancisBacon
Profile Joined May 2011
Australia4 Posts
June 21 2011 19:17 GMT
#197
On June 22 2011 03:48 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2011 02:16 GreEny K wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:42 itachisan wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


Well who doesn't want a kpop star standard gf?
And yeah that's whats happening, but it doesnt matter to me much though. If i see a girl that i like, i'll pursue.

On the bros before hoes topic, fuck that. If you like a girl, your friend should back off not the other way around...

That IS bros before hoes...



Only if you call dibs first. Otherwise it's fair game.
ProjectVirtue
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada360 Posts
June 21 2011 19:30 GMT
#198
I find that under most circumstances, the girls who are interested in me, I am not remotely into them whatsoever (hence, consequently and inevitably I treat them rather cold and they just quit), or the fact is that I become fond of a girl, but she is not interested (OR one of my friends becomes interested in her as well out of the blue and being the "Bros before Hoes" guy that I am, I just let it go).


This. it's been plaguing me for the past 5 years. There's an awkward complex of girls who are a year younger than me as well as those who are the same age being obsessed with how much i "look like a korean pop celeb" and become infatuated with me for such a silly reason.

Often more times than not, they are horrible conversational partners. No sense of wit, pretty shallow sense of humor and interests, not very logical, rational, or critical in their thought process resulting in the inability to analyze situations properly and consistently misconstruding statements. Thus, i'm left waiting until i find a girl that i'm interested in.

Concerning your situation, i share a more mild experience. My parents were against me and my first caucasian girlfriend many years ago but having entered university, they don't really care who i date. Unlike your parents however, i dont receive lectures about finding a girlfriend. Conversely, my mom thinks every girl out there is after my looks and trying to "trick" me to wasting money on them which results in her seemingly interrogating almost every female friend that i bring over >_>

I think you'll just have to be patient in your scenario like me. Can't rush these kind of things i suppose.
俺はダメ人間。。。
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
June 21 2011 19:43 GMT
#199
The answer is simple. Money.
jazzbassmatt
Profile Joined August 2010
United States566 Posts
June 21 2011 19:43 GMT
#200
Come out of the closet!
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10077 Posts
June 21 2011 19:59 GMT
#201
hahahaha omg i just died... soooo epic ILOVEKITTENS... i hope once in my live i could write a post like u did...just once. :D



On June 20 2011 20:56 Macabre wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:51 jlim wrote:
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.


making kimchi

bitches love making kimchi



Fucking got me crying. Oh man this thread.

ilovekittens <-- you sir/mam are a god/goddess




and this... hahaha great posts
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
Bobgrimly
Profile Joined July 2010
New Zealand250 Posts
June 21 2011 20:02 GMT
#202
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich
For the swarm
Darigaaz
Profile Joined June 2011
United States2 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-21 20:21:50
June 21 2011 20:20 GMT
#203
You're trying too hard! Being overbearing or staring can turn a girl off right away. Just be patient and make acquantances and count no one out you never know if someone becomes that fob or whatever. Also women as maids is almost impossible these days because they are all independent so you will be stuck with at least half the chores. But if your a man only 3/4ths :D

good luck
Kingqway
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States155 Posts
June 21 2011 21:01 GMT
#204
On June 22 2011 05:02 Bobgrimly wrote:
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich


Japanese, Korean, Viet, & Chinese (and add other asian cultures) have widely different cultures and it goes for those in America as well. Though I will agree that it is not easy to spot differences in physical appearance between the three, especially for westerners, they are quite distinct.

But yes, racism is pretty retarded.
ddong
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
June 21 2011 21:31 GMT
#205
I couldn't figure out why this was spotlighted but when i got to ILOVEKITTENS post i knew why, hilarious!
link0
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1071 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-23 00:03:12
June 21 2011 22:31 GMT
#206
<3 ILOVEKITTENS, harlariously true post.


OP, just become better looking. You may be relatively handsome compared so some others, but still not good enough to get a kpop level fob girl.
http://www.justin.tv/link0 - Gosu.Linko - http://www.facebook.com/link0
iamahydralisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States813 Posts
June 21 2011 22:50 GMT
#207
So I'm a white guy who's been using Gatsby for a while, not to get Asian girls, but because my hair is so goddamn thick that nothing else works. Am I doing it wrong? :<
"well if youre looking for long term, go safe, if you expect it to end either way, go risky. wow. just like sc2" - friend of mine when I asked him which girl to pick
Bobgrimly
Profile Joined July 2010
New Zealand250 Posts
June 21 2011 23:27 GMT
#208
On June 22 2011 06:01 Kingqway wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2011 05:02 Bobgrimly wrote:
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich


Japanese, Korean, Viet, & Chinese (and add other asian cultures) have widely different cultures and it goes for those in America as well. Though I will agree that it is not easy to spot differences in physical appearance between the three, especially for westerners, they are quite distinct.

But yes, racism is pretty retarded.


The differences between their cultures aren't as apparent as the overall difference between asian cultures and caucasian/african/latin cultures. They are all one race. Asian. Interracial brings up images of disparities a lot greater than what was discussed. It would be like an english man talking about being interracial with a french woman. Its not the correct term :-P.

But racism makes me laugh. So the op was very amusing with perhaps his poor choice of wording.

Rename the op "Difficulties in attracting a chick of a different culture"
For the swarm
MonsieurGrimm
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada2441 Posts
June 22 2011 01:22 GMT
#209
ILOVEKITTENS just unlocked God Status
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Ryuu314
Profile Joined October 2009
United States12679 Posts
June 22 2011 01:42 GMT
#210
Whenever a blog is spotlighted, it seems that 75% of the time it's spotlighted not because of the actual blog, but some sick reply in it
rotegirte
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany2859 Posts
June 22 2011 02:14 GMT
#211
wow ILOVEKITTENS, you sir take home the cake

speaking of inter-asian racism, I even kind of developed an aversion against my own....
Colonial
Profile Joined June 2011
United States81 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 02:27:16
June 22 2011 02:20 GMT
#212
On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
/endrant
I was just wondering if you guys want to share similar experiences or insightful ideas into this.
:/




Dude That's so true. You gotta work hard for those types of girls. It's like they want a Kpop Superstar. The girls I was used to were so much easier haha (If you go to UCSB or SBCC u know what i mean haha) And once you do get past the first lines of defenses and stuff that they actually lower their shield and beginning mining ur mineral field for a while :-/.

I had begun liking azn girls mainly cause where I live is like all Asian/White. And this Vietnamese girl I met who's a conservative chick who still lives with her parents and has to cook dinner everyday and clean the house etc. Only gets out like once a week or a month. Doesn't drink. After talking about how English class sucked and how much we hated it, we started going on study dates then that turned into lunch/dinner, movies, going to parties, taking her to the club etc and when we did go to Asian Restaurants and stuff all the Asian guys just stare and don't stop. It's like "What the hell are you doing with a good looking conservative Asian girl instead of a girl of ur own race" type of thing.

And they can't dance...They're unwilling to get into any type of sexy dance unlike their Americanized Asian counterparts who will pound ur Nuclear Missile all nite at the club. When she was talking to her friend she still talks about how she wants the perfect guy and all that bs. Yeah....

tl;dr

Conservative Asian Girls are tough if you aren't Asian. Expect a lot of work. If she's willing to break the race barrier, then that's a big accomplishment itself. If you do manage to capture the prize then ur just scored urself the perfect house wife.
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Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
June 22 2011 03:19 GMT
#213
The stuff at http://stores.ebay.com/doublju/Mens-Store.html looked great and the prices were totally reasonable. Unfortunately, the shipping and handling is more than the price of the items in some cases. That's bullshit. BUY AMERICAN!
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pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 04:37:27
June 22 2011 04:37 GMT
#214
On June 22 2011 07:50 iamahydralisk wrote:
So I'm a white guy who's been using Gatsby for a while, not to get Asian girls, but because my hair is so goddamn thick that nothing else works. Am I doing it wrong? :<


yes get a haircut
Graphicscolosi suck
CanucksJC
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada1241 Posts
June 22 2011 04:52 GMT
#215
Are you sure you're good looking? Korean girls go all over good looking guys regardless of race, so maybe you should straighten that out first....
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affinity_12
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
172 Posts
June 22 2011 05:07 GMT
#216
I don't know any Chinese-Korean couples... however I do know a few Chinese-Vietnamese couples and they seem to go along with eachother more.
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 05:23:31
June 22 2011 05:22 GMT
#217
On June 22 2011 08:27 Bobgrimly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2011 06:01 Kingqway wrote:
On June 22 2011 05:02 Bobgrimly wrote:
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich


Japanese, Korean, Viet, & Chinese (and add other asian cultures) have widely different cultures and it goes for those in America as well. Though I will agree that it is not easy to spot differences in physical appearance between the three, especially for westerners, they are quite distinct.

But yes, racism is pretty retarded.


The differences between their cultures aren't as apparent as the overall difference between asian cultures and caucasian/african/latin cultures. They are all one race. Asian. Interracial brings up images of disparities a lot greater than what was discussed. It would be like an english man talking about being interracial with a french woman. Its not the correct term :-P.

But racism makes me laugh. So the op was very amusing with perhaps his poor choice of wording.

Rename the op "Difficulties in attracting a chick of a different culture"


Not to detract from KITTENS' post, but Indians and Russians are part of Asia, and thus they're also Asian. Then by your definition, a Indian-Chinese relationship wouldn't be interracial. I hate to be a party pooper, but there is no evidence that supports the idea of race. Race is completely made up. There are no differences between Asians and Africans except their birthplace. There are many yellow Africans and black Asians. And it doesn't help that people are generally of mixed descent. Even if you were using race properly, you'd realize humans are all the same race.

Similarly, I view racism as more someone being a closed-minded douchebag.

Thus, interracial relationships don't exist. Go for it. There is nothing separating Chinese and Koreans except where they were born. And kimchi.


Now, bias between different countries and districts is a different matter.

@Kallozar, lol he's Chinese*. Great post though.
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Prophecy3
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada223 Posts
June 22 2011 05:42 GMT
#218
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

[image loading]

If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!



A1 post Kittens. Your clear vision is appreciated. :D
Ignorance is Bliss? Indifferance is Atrocity.
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
June 22 2011 05:44 GMT
#219
On June 22 2011 08:27 Bobgrimly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2011 06:01 Kingqway wrote:
On June 22 2011 05:02 Bobgrimly wrote:
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich


Japanese, Korean, Viet, & Chinese (and add other asian cultures) have widely different cultures and it goes for those in America as well. Though I will agree that it is not easy to spot differences in physical appearance between the three, especially for westerners, they are quite distinct.

But yes, racism is pretty retarded.


The differences between their cultures aren't as apparent as the overall difference between asian cultures and caucasian/african/latin cultures. They are all one race. Asian. Interracial brings up images of disparities a lot greater than what was discussed. It would be like an english man talking about being interracial with a french woman. Its not the correct term :-P.

But racism makes me laugh. So the op was very amusing with perhaps his poor choice of wording.

Rename the op "Difficulties in attracting a chick of a different culture"


LOL WHAT?
Maybe 'interracial' isn't the 100% correct wording here. But from many Asian's perspectives it might as well be.

Suvorov
Profile Joined December 2010
294 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 05:48:52
June 22 2011 05:48 GMT
#220
I'm still trying to figure out why people even like kpop in the first place. The stuff they play before important GSL matches is terrible. Rehashed rubbish pop from the west sung by korean girls who try to be sexy but can't get past doll-make-up and cultural limitations. I hate seeing and clicking the 'LIVE' button for GOMTV's GSL Finals only to be suddenly greeted with that crap.

Even with mute it's hard to bear. Yes, some of them are pretty and have good legs but jeez, is that all you can do? I don't know, I just find it very sad when people from culture A try to disregard their own and copy a lot from B hoping to be cool.

Anyway...

Sounds like you're aiming for the shallowest, dumbest fish in the pond, and sadly enough, they don't even have the amazing looks to compensate for it. I really hope you follow ILOVEKITTENS's advice, get the girl(s) and then realize that after a 30-minute conversation, all you'll get back from them is a monosyllabic response.

And yes, you do have some odd shit going on as someone said right away. Your parents have no clue, your friends don't sound like friends and you sure as hell sound confused.

Nothing some LSD can't fix.
If you label every single aggressive strategy 'cheese', you are officially declaring yourself an incurable mental retard.
MeteorRise
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada611 Posts
June 22 2011 05:56 GMT
#221
I LOVE KITTENS YOU INSPIRE ME.
I don't know how to feel regarding the fact that i use Gatsby pretty often these days. Oh wellz
Elegance, in all things.
MememicBottleneck
Profile Joined June 2011
United States4 Posts
June 22 2011 06:35 GMT
#222
Maybe you should show the fob's this link

Although the Chinese don't fare much better

But then you might have competition from the Belgians.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
June 22 2011 07:46 GMT
#223
awesome post ilovekittens... what is gatsby? ive seen ads for it here but i dont know wut it is
manner
Bury
Profile Joined March 2010
United States14 Posts
June 22 2011 09:07 GMT
#224
On June 22 2011 03:06 fishjie wrote:
Not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I heard people were asking for replays. This is basically a high level tutorial on k-town

This will put you into the diamond leagues if you study it enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TLWOwbW24http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-TLWOwbW24


Holy shit this is gold. I just donated $25 to get their movie off the ground.

(For reference, I'm ethnically Chinese but dated a Korean girl for 3 years while I was at college at Berkeley)
Latedi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Sweden1027 Posts
June 22 2011 12:28 GMT
#225
Funny how the thread seem to have changed direction. Anyways it was hilarious.
I am Latedi.
Shangiv
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia45 Posts
June 22 2011 12:41 GMT
#226
i like boys
QQ
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
June 22 2011 15:18 GMT
#227
too much dickriding after the ilovekittens post ;( the tragedy of "cool hunting"

that post was like a cracked article though
Nak Allstar.
iTookiE
Profile Joined May 2011
United States19 Posts
June 22 2011 15:50 GMT
#228
An awesome StarCrafts community site, now a dating advice too.

i love you guys :D
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Stiver
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada285 Posts
June 22 2011 17:02 GMT
#229
On June 22 2011 14:22 Blisse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2011 08:27 Bobgrimly wrote:
On June 22 2011 06:01 Kingqway wrote:
On June 22 2011 05:02 Bobgrimly wrote:
Interracial? Asians with Asians is now interracial? I was expecting Caucasian with asian, african with asian. You know... something with noticable differences and widely different cultures.

I love how racist asians are to each other. Easy answer study hard and get rich


Japanese, Korean, Viet, & Chinese (and add other asian cultures) have widely different cultures and it goes for those in America as well. Though I will agree that it is not easy to spot differences in physical appearance between the three, especially for westerners, they are quite distinct.

But yes, racism is pretty retarded.


The differences between their cultures aren't as apparent as the overall difference between asian cultures and caucasian/african/latin cultures. They are all one race. Asian. Interracial brings up images of disparities a lot greater than what was discussed. It would be like an english man talking about being interracial with a french woman. Its not the correct term :-P.

But racism makes me laugh. So the op was very amusing with perhaps his poor choice of wording.

Rename the op "Difficulties in attracting a chick of a different culture"


Not to detract from KITTENS' post, but Indians and Russians are part of Asia, and thus they're also Asian.


No. Russians are Eurasian. Indians are South Asian. Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Vietnamese are East Asian. Thai, Indonesians, and malaysians are South-east Asians.
In the same way North Africans are wildly different than South African (non-european settlers, I mean indigenous south Africans.)
Scandinavian Europeans are wildly different than Europeans in the Balkans, or western Europeans.

Lumping countries from one continent into a single group = not relevent.

"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong without comment."
NeWeNiyaLord
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Norway2474 Posts
June 22 2011 17:14 GMT
#230
WOW! amazing response ILOVEKITTENS! :D 6/5 right there!
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intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
June 22 2011 17:58 GMT
#231
dude, stick to your own kind. you will be better off in the long run. you'll be able to relate to your gf on a deeper cultural level, and your parents will be happy. as much as korean culture has been influenced by china, we generally aren't that friendly. just find a nice chinese girl you and your parents approve of. and this..

On June 20 2011 14:30 itachisan wrote:
Anyways, my mom and dad currently have this stereotype that I should find a korean girlfriend, because apparently korean girls are very tidy and love to clean the house and make good kimchi.


these are good qualities to have, but why wouldn't they have the same idea about chinese girls? (minus the kimchi-making) say what you want about korea being a vassal state of china but WE ARE NOBODY'S BITCH OK?
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 22 2011 19:28 GMT
#232
Thanks so much for the spotlight LOL that was hilarious!
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heroyi
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1064 Posts
June 22 2011 20:56 GMT
#233
I got the same problems with my parents lol....*sigh

well I envy at least you have that aura where ppl are attracted to you lol

can't even attract my own kind... OHHH THE FAILURE
wat wat in my pants
SillyPrincess
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-22 21:16:12
June 22 2011 21:08 GMT
#234
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.


Exactly. I find it funny when a little boy can stereotype an entire race of millions of people based off certain attributes and behaviors that he is looking for, those don't define a race.

I suggest becoming an independent man, girls might find that attractive.
For the swarm. ♥
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
June 22 2011 21:28 GMT
#235
On June 20 2011 14:39 Manifesto7 wrote:
- You want to get a Korean girl who looks like a pop star because you like kpop.
- Those girls look right through you despite how awesome you think you are.
- Your parents want you to marry a maid.
- You friends cut in on girls you like, but bros before hoes amirite.

I think you may need to reevaluate how you approach the opposite sex.



LOVELY
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HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
June 22 2011 22:23 GMT
#236
A reply that's longer than the actual OP always cracks me up.
oh, hai
Tsenister
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom112 Posts
June 23 2011 03:31 GMT
#237
Lmao. I feel you bro. I feel you....
link0
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1071 Posts
June 23 2011 04:33 GMT
#238
Lighten up. Chinese girls are prettier than Korean girls anyway (pre-surgery).
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GoonSack
Profile Joined January 2011
New Zealand36 Posts
June 23 2011 04:53 GMT
#239
On June 22 2011 04:30 ProjectVirtue wrote:
Show nested quote +
I find that under most circumstances, the girls who are interested in me, I am not remotely into them whatsoever (hence, consequently and inevitably I treat them rather cold and they just quit), or the fact is that I become fond of a girl, but she is not interested (OR one of my friends becomes interested in her as well out of the blue and being the "Bros before Hoes" guy that I am, I just let it go).


This. it's been plaguing me for the past 5 years. There's an awkward complex of girls who are a year younger than me as well as those who are the same age being obsessed with how much i "look like a korean pop celeb" and become infatuated with me for such a silly reason.

Often more times than not, they are horrible conversational partners. No sense of wit, pretty shallow sense of humor and interests, not very logical, rational, or critical in their thought process resulting in the inability to analyze situations properly and consistently misconstruding statements. Thus, i'm left waiting until i find a girl that i'm interested in.

Concerning your situation, i share a more mild experience. My parents were against me and my first caucasian girlfriend many years ago but having entered university, they don't really care who i date. Unlike your parents however, i dont receive lectures about finding a girlfriend. Conversely, my mom thinks every girl out there is after my looks and trying to "trick" me to wasting money on them which results in her seemingly interrogating almost every female friend that i bring over >_>

I think you'll just have to be patient in your scenario like me. Can't rush these kind of things i suppose.


If thats the way you think then you might wanna switch teams
goons of korhal
Toadily
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States837 Posts
June 23 2011 06:36 GMT
#240
Haha, read the first post, was disappointed, kept reading cause I was bored and finally got to the 2nd page hahahahahahahah
Shado.
Profile Joined February 2008
United States187 Posts
June 23 2011 13:32 GMT
#241
Careful what you ask for.

KillerUnit
Profile Joined April 2011
United States49 Posts
June 23 2011 15:58 GMT
#242
My group of friends is probably the most interracial one at my entire school. There's an Italian guy, a Native American guy, an African American guy, a Filipino girl, an African American girl, a Chinese girl, and me some white guy. The Native American guy and Filipino girl date and I have no problem with it at all. I've known both of them for a while now and I don't find it odd at all. It's funny how I don't really notice many social groups, if any, as diverse as ours at my school. It's not that my school is racist or anything, but people are not willing to step out of their comfort zone to meet new people. We just all happened to know each other from English class or other classes in High School. So I personally do not find one problem with interracial dating as long as the couple is happy and is not being harassed for being a happy couple just because of the color of their skin(s).
Paver
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia105 Posts
June 23 2011 21:09 GMT
#243
Ilove kittens post didn't seem that funny to me.. But I had to look up what whitewashed meant.. So obviously I know nothing about Asians.
cig
SaYyId
Profile Joined August 2010
Portugal277 Posts
June 24 2011 00:36 GMT
#244
On June 20 2011 14:51 Darclite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Yeah, they're like those things in banshees and medivacs except underpowered. My friend Lowkontrast told me that you open with chocolate and get flowers in the midgame. If it gets to late game, you research extended thermal lance and target her production facilities.

Regarding the OP, yeah that was pretty much the worst girl blog ever. "I'm hot and a great guy all around, but girls don't think so"

Like Manifesto said, reevaluate.

Sex-related starcraft analogies always make me laugh.
SANDVICH MAKE ME STROG
No Strings. No attachments.
Moldwood
Profile Joined April 2011
United States280 Posts
June 24 2011 03:31 GMT
#245
Original post: Most shallow and silly post I have ever seen on TL (not exaggerating. "I consider myself to be REALLY good looking and I have a great personality to boot!! i just dont get it!!")

ILOVEKITTENS' post: Most hilarious post I have ever seen on TL. And, hell, theres a lot of useful information in there was well! Don't judge a thread by its OP people, seriously!!
"You drone I void ray I win" --oGsMC
hyperknight
Profile Joined May 2011
294 Posts
June 24 2011 06:04 GMT
#246
after reading ilovekittens' post, i can now have myself a korean chick to inject larvae into. KEKE. that was the best post on TL ever. ILOVEKITTENS for president.
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Colonial
Profile Joined June 2011
United States81 Posts
June 24 2011 07:11 GMT
#247
On June 23 2011 22:32 Shado. wrote:
Careful what you ask for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbW-XYqbol0


LOL. That was pretty funny. The asian girls where I live are like that. Ladies on the streets but freaks in bed. That's why conservative asian girls are nice cause they haven't been mined out or vespene gas has been depleted.
"All your parties are our pre-parties cause you ain't from IV!"
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
June 24 2011 11:16 GMT
#248
Excellent thread, loved the ktown intro hahaha.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Samuel Neptune
Profile Joined May 2011
United States95 Posts
June 24 2011 12:32 GMT
#249
this is what i read
hello, this is my life: stereotype, absurd social norms and standards, laughable egotism, idiotic stereotype, silly social norm, stereotype, i'm scared to do something different, egotism, stupidity

i think that about sums it up
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
June 24 2011 12:59 GMT
#250
On June 24 2011 16:11 Kallozar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2011 22:32 Shado. wrote:
Careful what you ask for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbW-XYqbol0


LOL. That was pretty funny. The asian girls where I live are like that. Ladies on the streets but freaks in bed. That's why conservative asian girls are nice cause they haven't been mined out or vespene gas has been depleted.


The Asian girls in the vid didn't look very conservative or ladylike. And not sure what you're talking about vespene gas, but a slutty Asian girl is no diff than a slutty white girl.
FetusFondler
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States246 Posts
June 24 2011 15:25 GMT
#251
On June 20 2011 16:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 16:25 Omigawa wrote:
The first place you went wrong is asking TL for girl advice.
TL gives excellent advice 99% of the time. The problem is no one listens to it.


Because 99% of TL members are girls, right?
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Colonial
Profile Joined June 2011
United States81 Posts
June 24 2011 16:58 GMT
#252
On June 24 2011 21:59 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2011 16:11 Kallozar wrote:
On June 23 2011 22:32 Shado. wrote:
Careful what you ask for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbW-XYqbol0


LOL. That was pretty funny. The asian girls where I live are like that. Ladies on the streets but freaks in bed. That's why conservative asian girls are nice cause they haven't been mined out or vespene gas has been depleted.


The Asian girls in the vid didn't look very conservative or ladylike. And not sure what you're talking about vespene gas, but a slutty Asian girl is no diff than a slutty white girl.


I wasn't talking about the girls in the video being conservative. Those girls are clearly Americanized Asians. Conservative chicks on the other hand are better if u want a serious relationship is what i meant to say cause they aren't c*m buckets like the other girls.
"All your parties are our pre-parties cause you ain't from IV!"
The_LiNk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada863 Posts
June 24 2011 17:28 GMT
#253
OP has already lost the battle. His English is too good; he's already banana. He will never be able to transform into a fob.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
June 24 2011 18:48 GMT
#254
K-town could be what jersey shore never was, it could be koreans wrecking NA ladder all day then clubbing all night.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-24 20:39:08
June 24 2011 20:30 GMT
#255
I had a Korean girl in my statistics group 2 semesters ago. She was conventionally beautiful, but had an intense ordor around her at all times. My best friend was really attracted to her (at first anyway) and it was cute to see him hit on her clumsily occasionally because she had terrible English, far worse than all of the Chinese and Arabic foreign students. She also made no real attempts at doing anything for statistics. Her English wasn't great, but it's a math class wtf you're asian you're supposed to be good at this. We were all far too forgiving simply because she was hot; if she was overweight and ugly we surely would have kicked her out in the first few weeks. It was my fault though, I actively assumed anyone of Asian descent was good at math and suggested we invite her, obviously I was wrong in this case. Or maybe hot girl overrides asian, because hot girls are never good at math.There's no moral to this story, just that hygene is good and lack of it can spoil everything.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
zheng
Profile Joined September 2010
United States23 Posts
June 25 2011 05:04 GMT
#256
"Bros before Hoes"

your a true manly man
trying to get better
tuestresfat
Profile Joined December 2010
2555 Posts
June 25 2011 14:48 GMT
#257
I lol'ed so hard at the OP, good luck though.
Crt Balorda
Profile Joined April 2011
Slovenia16 Posts
June 26 2011 11:09 GMT
#258
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.






what? phahahahahhahahahahaha that was soooo funny omg man lol
ExoD
Profile Joined December 2010
United States37 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-26 17:11:00
June 26 2011 17:10 GMT
#259
The reason you're into Korean chicks is because of Starcraft. The same reason anime-crazy people like Japanese chicks.

The only "requirement" you talked about was that they were Korean, which suggests that you're just obsessed with Koreans and Korean culture.

TLDR: get your shit straight.
melancholic
Profile Joined June 2011
1 Post
June 27 2011 00:34 GMT
#260
Since I'm a noob to this site, I wasn't allowed to start my own thread about this but since it's labeled "girlfriends" I thought I might as well.

I don't play SC2. Never tried, probably never will because it's an unnecessary expenditure to me. College will be demanding enough, I won't have time for it anyway. But why am I on TL?

Well, my boyfriend does. No surprise there, herpdederp. When he's not LoLing he's SCing. I honestly can't bring myself to spend $60 on a 20-something character code for SC2, so what can I do to at least understand it a little better? Watching it online is confusing for me. I tried looking up noob guides, but they're not very helpful unless you're actually playing the game...
kaisr
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada715 Posts
June 27 2011 00:43 GMT
#261
wtf is going on in this thread.
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
June 27 2011 04:05 GMT
#262
Just marry half of 2ne1. You can't go wrong man.
ponyo.848
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 27 2011 04:16 GMT
#263
On June 25 2011 05:30 Drowsy wrote:
I had a Korean girl in my statistics group 2 semesters ago. She was conventionally beautiful, but had an intense ordor around her at all times. My best friend was really attracted to her (at first anyway) and it was cute to see him hit on her clumsily occasionally because she had terrible English, far worse than all of the Chinese and Arabic foreign students. She also made no real attempts at doing anything for statistics. Her English wasn't great, but it's a math class wtf you're asian you're supposed to be good at this. We were all far too forgiving simply because she was hot; if she was overweight and ugly we surely would have kicked her out in the first few weeks. It was my fault though, I actively assumed anyone of Asian descent was good at math and suggested we invite her, obviously I was wrong in this case. Or maybe hot girl overrides asian, because hot girls are never good at math.There's no moral to this story, just that hygene is good and lack of it can spoil everything.

Wait, I'm not sure how hygiene ties into this... did you mean to say "odor" instead of "ordor"? That sounds like an interesting problem to have O_o...
6581
Syrupjuice
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States173 Posts
June 27 2011 07:48 GMT
#264
On June 25 2011 05:30 Drowsy wrote:
I had a Korean girl in my statistics group 2 semesters ago. She was conventionally beautiful, but had an intense ordor around her at all times. My best friend was really attracted to her (at first anyway) and it was cute to see him hit on her clumsily occasionally because she had terrible English, far worse than all of the Chinese and Arabic foreign students. She also made no real attempts at doing anything for statistics. Her English wasn't great, but it's a math class wtf you're asian you're supposed to be good at this. We were all far too forgiving simply because she was hot; if she was overweight and ugly we surely would have kicked her out in the first few weeks. It was my fault though, I actively assumed anyone of Asian descent was good at math and suggested we invite her, obviously I was wrong in this case. Or maybe hot girl overrides asian, because hot girls are never good at math.There's no moral to this story, just that hygene is good and lack of it can spoil everything.



LOL Reading the last line "There's no moral to this story, just that hygene is good and lack of it can spoil everything." was golden after reading the rest. That last line just was so well delivered.

Anyway, in regards to the Original Post. I'll agree that most people would not mind having a girlfriend of Kpop standards… But I think a lot of people have realized that that has slim chance of actually happening. I feel like you're more interested in status and nationality than you are in overall quality (personality, good family, reasonable economic standing). I encourage anybody to try to marry up if you can. I mean, why not try to? But, be fair, not only with others but also yourself. Understand you'll have to make compromises in any relationship.

From my experience, be confident in yourself and who you are, and try to find a girl who doesn't have a lot of problems (whether it be social, emotional, etc) and you'll be in pretty good standings.
ProbeYourSCV
Profile Joined June 2011
Bahrain30 Posts
June 27 2011 10:48 GMT
#265
It might be just me but...can you really tell the difference between korean & chinese girls?
Long Live the King
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
June 27 2011 21:43 GMT
#266
On June 27 2011 19:48 ProbeYourSCV wrote:
It might be just me but...can you really tell the difference between korean & chinese girls?


Korean girls preferred attire is a bit more shorts and caps
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
June 27 2011 21:53 GMT
#267
On June 27 2011 19:48 ProbeYourSCV wrote:
It might be just me but...can you really tell the difference between korean & chinese girls?

let me guess, you're not asian
PourLaGloire
Profile Joined February 2011
United States376 Posts
June 28 2011 05:44 GMT
#268
On June 28 2011 06:53 Kentor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 27 2011 19:48 ProbeYourSCV wrote:
It might be just me but...can you really tell the difference between korean & chinese girls?

let me guess, you're not asian

Or from California/New York.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 28 2011 23:31 GMT
#269
On June 22 2011 00:19 Liquid`Drone wrote:
man
here's the answer to this and all future girl blogs

1: whatever your parents think only matter to a certain degree. it's impossible for any of us to evaluate just how important the opinion of your parents is because we don't know how your relationship is. but it's generally a really really bad idea (in today's modern world) to settle for someone you're not happy with.. take your time, now that you are an adult in university you are permitted to be your own lord and master.

2: be yourself and do your own thing, don't be influenced by how others view you. except if you suck. if you suck, you should change. I can't actually stress this enough.

3: girls are humans, not games. interact with them the way you interact with normal people and stuff won't be that difficult. maybe you'll get slightly less laid through just being a normal person than through being a cynical two-faced bastard who makes light jabs to send off an aura of security and confidence even though your actions indicate that you're a complete jackass who lacks the confidence to be yourself, but the overall outcome is far preferable.

4: your brain will play tricks on you and make you think that people evaluate you based on the same criteria you evaluate them based on. this is why you see that people who are cynical, attribute the same type of mindset in other people. this is why people who are caught cheating oftentimes justify themselves and their actions through the claim that everyone cheats. this is why normally, guys who are scammed or tricked, are really nice guys; they assume that others aren't out to hurt them because they're not out to hurt others.

But this notion, that people judge people based on the same criteria, is not actually the case - people have vastly different and largely individualized ways of judging other people. judging by OP, he cares a lot about his looks, he thinks others care alot about his looks, and he judges others based on their looks. that's fair enough. however, not only that - while people have different attributes they care more about, they also don't even think the same. one person's genius is another person's idiot, and the same applies to looks and humour and personality as well.

Thus, OP: if you find yourself not attracting the girls you think you should be able to attract, there are three or so possible reasons.
1: you suck and you should change.
2: girls perceive you differently from how you perceive you.
3: the girls you are attracted to are attracted to different attributes than you are attracted to.

You should start a girl advice service on TL. Such good advice. Saved on my computer.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
doobyscoob
Profile Joined June 2011
United States2 Posts
June 29 2011 05:15 GMT
#270
the only way to get a fob korean girlfriend is to be friends with fob korean guys. its the only way
Op2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
72 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 10:18:47
June 29 2011 07:51 GMT
#271
On June 20 2011 17:09 ILOVEKITTENS wrote:
Okay I got your back man.

You say you want Korean fob girls, and that they are only attracted to Korean fob guys? And you are Chinese? Follow these steps and you will be eating bibimbap and sexing it to 2 pm in no time.

PART 1: APPEARANCE

Step 1: Attire

Appearance and first impressions are everything. I imagine you know this already, because that is what has garnered the existing amount of success you have with these women (apparently none beyond the occasional eye contact and maybe a joke to one of their close friends later). Think about it logically, here are the rules you have yourself determined from your environment:

1. Korean girls go for Korean dudes
2. Korean girls ignore other dudes
3. Korean girls ignore you

What does this mean? It means that you need to become a Korean dude. This is a lot easier than it sounds. All you have to do is go here and get some trendy, tight-fitting stuff. Remember, accessories are essential. Nothing says "I'm so fob my semen tastes like kimchi" like some manly accessories. Bracelets, necklaces. sunglasses, a poppin' watch, some sort of belt clip or strap that screams Seoul. Basically, look at these pictures and any kpop celebrity.

Picture 1
Picture 2

Must haves:
  • Ironic and Konglish graphic T's. Bright colors with high contrast a plus.
  • Cardigans. Many cardigans.
  • Shoes. Many shoes. Different shoes. Semi-formal loafers, poofy sneakers with perpetually untied laces, all-star imitations.
  • Sunglasses that a blind person would wear. To become blinder.
  • Skinny, curved jeans with artificial wear-marks, creases, and fades.


Being sexy is rarely cheap. Sometimes you have to sell your soul for it. I have given up more for Korean pussy in my day, though, so I say you should spend at least half of your life savings on this transformation (if you have less than $1k in the bank you have to fix that first before you can hope to get a 'fob' girl, they love shopping).

Also, make sure the clothes you buy match. Just because a top looks good and a pair of jeans look good, doesn't mean they will work together. Same goes for all your accessories. Which is why you need many, many, many articles of everything. If they catch you wearing the same-ass outfit every week, you can forget your dreams of spicy katsu pussy.


Step 2: Haircut

A brief google search shows an observable trend: most famous, young, and attractive Korean men fall into one of a few hair archetypes.

There is the "Anime isn't just for Japs" haircut.

The "I spent 15 minutes to make my hair look messier" look.

The typical Asian spike helmet.

The "I would be an emo kid if I wasn't too fuckin cool for it" haircut.

As you can see, most of these require medium-to-long hair, so you probably will have to go with the spikes until your hair grows out long enough for you to choose one of the above that suits your facial structure the best. I would suggest going with either the Anime or Emo archetypes if your Chinese heritage is too obvious.

Most essential part of this is:

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If it's not Gatsby, they will know. They can smell it. Trust me.


Step 3: Fitness

In case you haven't noticed, most Korean 'fob' guys are slim at best, devastatingly thin at worst. I don't want to go into too much detail here because I don't know what your body shape is like, but to wear tight-fitting contour dress shirts with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans, you need to be thin. Otherwise you look like a sad wanna-be in denial, like those fat girls at parties that have their saggy cleavage exposed to the midriff because they deluded into thinking any part of them can be aesthetically pleasing. Except even drunk Korean girls won't hit on you. True story.

Step 4: Finishing touches

Cigarettes. All Korean fobs smoke cigarettes. Get in the habit of it. Better be Asian import cigarettes, too. Otherwise you are getting white-washed in their eyes. This will also help you with your anorexic endeavor to fit into 28 waist girl jeans marketed to men that must be eunuchs.

That distant hazy look that makes you seem wholly disinterested in everything.

Acquire a direct but an un-intrusive walking style. Nothing says that you just got a fake driver's license at your local Korean church than the fact that you don't want to have anything to do with anyone, and the way to portray that is by walking from a to b as directly an unconfrontationally as possible. Because there be AMERICANS about. Shibal kissekyo.


PART 2: MENTALITY

So, you must think that you're almost a Korean fob already. You might even start thinking or acting like one. And you are right - you already have 90% of the attributes that define this sub-class of human being. However, the selling point is how you approach your new skin. If you were trying to be a goth kid, even if you had all the chains and black nail polish that you could buy from Spencer's, you wouldn't be accepted at the next morbid gathering of self-imposed depression with a grin on your face and a sparkle in your eye. The same idea applies here. It's like an actor, in a movie - you are not playing a role, you ARE the role. The sooner you believe it, the sooner they will. How successful you are at this point is purely dependent on how much effort you are willing to put in. Here are some approaches:

1. Learn some basic Korean and Korean slang. This shouldn't be that hard after Chinese. This will help sell your image. You should say that you moved to some foreign country when you were young, though, so your Korean is limited. I would go with some obscure European country that probably has good shopping and an obscure culture that will make you unique. Like Sweden. That way you can pretend to know a language they don't know, that isn't Asian (all Asian people hate Asian people from other Asian countries, but that is obvious). Exotic.

2. Speak less and choose your words carefully. Speaking too much is a sign that you care too much. Being overly excited or hateful towards something does too. You are only allowed to hate all things Americans, Chinese, Japanese, and bad clothes/accessories/hairstyles from now on. Everything else is to be treated with indifference.

4. Study up on your kpop. You can't be left out of the loop - the media is your source for everything. Latest styles, gossip, suicides, everything. Here you go.

5. The same disinterest they showed to you - that is how you have to treat them, at first at least. No more of that... Wait you're not white, so I can't say yellow fever... Well, anyway, you know what I am talking about. The second you show them that you want them badly, they know that you are not worth their time, because any man that gives them so much attention is clearly below them.

I hope this helps. FIGHTING!


I paused after reading this and proceeded to stand up, breaking into a slow applause at my computer screen and shaking my head meaningfully.

Here i am, hours later. This is a masterpiece kittens; a work of art, a stroke of genius. This wall of text may indeed be the greatest thing to have ever graced the forum.

enslaved[t]
Profile Joined June 2011
Norway46 Posts
June 29 2011 12:33 GMT
#272
+ Show Spoiler +
I paused after reading this and proceeded to stand up, breaking into a slow applause at my computer screen and shaking my head meaningfully.

Here i am, hours later. This is a masterpiece kittens; a work of art, a stroke of genius. This wall of text may indeed be the greatest thing to have ever graced the forum.

This!

Also, itachisan how about posting some results on this... build order?
Forum Lurker
Shado.
Profile Joined February 2008
United States187 Posts
June 29 2011 16:20 GMT
#273
On June 27 2011 02:10 ExoD wrote:
The reason you're into Korean chicks is because of Starcraft. The same reason anime-crazy people like Japanese chicks.

The only "requirement" you talked about was that they were Korean, which suggests that you're just obsessed with Koreans and Korean culture.

TLDR: get your shit straight.


No this is why I like Korean girls....

You get your shit straight...



SluGGer
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada50 Posts
June 29 2011 18:00 GMT
#274
and not to brag or anything, but in my personal opinion I'm a great looking guy with a nice personality,


I stopped reading once I saw this...
I want to plague all over your face.
stratmatt
Profile Joined April 2011
United States913 Posts
June 29 2011 20:07 GMT
#275
the concept of 'needing' your girlfriend to be korean.... whatever happened to meeting a great person regardless of their racial background? the op sounds just as uptight as his parents.
pandaBee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States251 Posts
June 30 2011 06:08 GMT
#276
i guess chinese girls just aren't enough for you are they Mr. Itachi?

i mean really evaluating korean culture as being equivalent to kpop.... there's really a problem with your sense of interpretation. there's just a lot more to it. and besides if kpop-esqueness is the only thing attracting you to these girls you just see them as bags of skin and meat. if you are serious about dating korean women start by studying our customs and traditions and working on yourself a bit more before you plunge in. because it is "interracial" in the first place it is going to be harder for you but it shouldn't be so bad since u do not live in korea itself
Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
June 30 2011 12:39 GMT
#277
On June 20 2011 14:51 Darclite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
Girls you say?

As some sort of friend?

So, the prophecy was true...

They do exist. Mmmm I'm going to have consult the oracle on this one.


Yeah, they're like those things in banshees and medivacs except underpowered. My friend Lowkontrast told me that you open with chocolate and get flowers in the midgame. If it gets to late game, you research extended thermal lance and target her production facilities.

Regarding the OP, yeah that was pretty much the worst girl blog ever. "I'm hot and a great guy all around, but girls don't think so"

Like Manifesto said, reevaluate.


This and ILOVEKITTENS' posts made me laugh so hard, made my day. Cheers guys.
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
June 30 2011 16:32 GMT
#278
oooooh



if thats about dating another race, no problem, perfectly possible to find out, it doesnt matter anymore nowadays, you want/you get ,no matter if you're white, yellow,black or mixed

but what manifesto and ILK said is pretty much the truth, do you want any of the wondergirls? kk, then become a k-pop singer and sell your soul to become a sex symbol~~
Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands4989 Posts
June 30 2011 22:22 GMT
#279
I've been told bitches girls love V-necks.
+ Show Spoiler +
Imo it just makes you look more meterosexual gay.
FBH #1!
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
July 01 2011 01:00 GMT
#280
Is it just me, or did anyone else think of "black/white" when they saw "inter-racial"?
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
July 01 2011 01:17 GMT
#281
On June 30 2011 15:08 pandaBee wrote:
i guess chinese girls just aren't enough for you are they Mr. Itachi?

i mean really evaluating korean culture as being equivalent to kpop.... there's really a problem with your sense of interpretation. there's just a lot more to it. and besides if kpop-esqueness is the only thing attracting you to these girls you just see them as bags of skin and meat. if you are serious about dating korean women start by studying our customs and traditions and working on yourself a bit more before you plunge in. because it is "interracial" in the first place it is going to be harder for you but it shouldn't be so bad since u do not live in korea itself


What are you talking about? That's total bs. Look at American girls. How are they not like Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift? To suggest kpop, the cultural product of Koreans, is not representative of actual Koreans is just insanity.
LeLfe
Profile Joined February 2011
France3160 Posts
July 01 2011 07:45 GMT
#282
I know it has been said again and again, but seriously ILOVEKITTENS your post is just too god damn awesome.. open a blog of life coaching or something because I really want moaaaaar
Writer for Red bull (Fr) and Iron Squid (En/Fr) @ClemLeLfe on twitter
Epx
Profile Joined June 2011
Switzerland209 Posts
July 01 2011 13:57 GMT
#283
I don't need a girlfriend, i have my computer and the internet, everything is fine this way.
BlueImpulseX
Profile Joined June 2011
United States6 Posts
July 01 2011 17:37 GMT
#284
On July 01 2011 10:00 mbr2321 wrote:
Is it just me, or did anyone else think of "black/white" when they saw "inter-racial"?


As someone in a "black/white" interracial relationship and the product of a "black/hispanic" interracial marriage, I thought the same thing.

And props to the author of the "How to get the Korean Girls" guide. Pure genius.
Eps
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada240 Posts
July 01 2011 18:41 GMT
#285
ILOVEKITTENS is awesome. =D
Eps
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada240 Posts
July 01 2011 18:54 GMT
#286
Not to derail the conversation or anything.
But as for the discussion on racism and inter-Asian dating. Looking at it from a cultural perspective, there's significant differences between people of different ethnicities.

To bunch up all Asians in one category is essentially putting all racial cultures into a few separate groups. It's like saying Germans, Americans, Canadians, British have the same culture and are essentially the same people. These countries I mentioned all have related histories but their own specific cultures have developed differently.

Not to mention technically South-East Asians, Russians as mentioned by another poster should be categorized with Asians too depending on how you look at it. And looking at the thread and the way most posters are talking about it, when they discuss Asian they mean Far East Asians. E.G - Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese, etc.
None of these countries even speak the same language. Though most of Taiwan speaks Mandarin, they also have their own language - Taiwanese Hokkien. The food, cultural beliefs, values and religious beliefs all differ within these countries.
They all have varying views on each Nation and it's people, and they would see themselves as different as night/day.

I'm baffled as to how people would categorize all Asians in the same group and not be able to see the cultural variations and differences between the groups.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
July 03 2011 00:35 GMT
#287
On July 02 2011 03:54 Eps wrote:
Not to derail the conversation or anything.
But as for the discussion on racism and inter-Asian dating. Looking at it from a cultural perspective, there's significant differences between people of different ethnicities.

To bunch up all Asians in one category is essentially putting all racial cultures into a few separate groups. It's like saying Germans, Americans, Canadians, British have the same culture and are essentially the same people. These countries I mentioned all have related histories but their own specific cultures have developed differently.

Not to mention technically South-East Asians, Russians as mentioned by another poster should be categorized with Asians too depending on how you look at it. And looking at the thread and the way most posters are talking about it, when they discuss Asian they mean Far East Asians. E.G - Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese, etc.
None of these countries even speak the same language. Though most of Taiwan speaks Mandarin, they also have their own language - Taiwanese Hokkien. The food, cultural beliefs, values and religious beliefs all differ within these countries.
They all have varying views on each Nation and it's people, and they would see themselves as different as night/day.

I'm baffled as to how people would categorize all Asians in the same group and not be able to see the cultural variations and differences between the groups.


Right, but the word people were actually contradicting was "interracial"
Just take England and France. They're next to eachother, but does not share the same food, music, culture, language or general opinion on pretty much anything. Yet I wouldn't say a Frenchman marrying an English girl an interracial marriage.
Race = skin colour.
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5584 Posts
July 03 2011 00:42 GMT
#288
On June 27 2011 19:48 ProbeYourSCV wrote:
It might be just me but...can you really tell the difference between korean & chinese girls?

It's not always clear, like some Chinese girls will look Korean or some Chinese girls will look Vietnamese. China is huge, after all. You can differentiate in these cases by fashion, but if you still get it wrong you will have to resort to recognizing what language she's speaking). Mostly it's not difficult, though.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Svennedude
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium86 Posts
July 03 2011 02:15 GMT
#289
rule 1 in getting a korean gf: get the hair all koreans have right now, its not hard to know what I'm talking about^^ 2: girls are really picky and hard to talk to, its just a fact, no matter what race...
3fps
Profile Joined October 2009
Sweden8 Posts
July 03 2011 18:21 GMT
#290
Dear OP, I'd like a progress report!
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
July 03 2011 19:48 GMT
#291
On July 03 2011 09:35 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2011 03:54 Eps wrote:
Not to derail the conversation or anything.
But as for the discussion on racism and inter-Asian dating. Looking at it from a cultural perspective, there's significant differences between people of different ethnicities.

To bunch up all Asians in one category is essentially putting all racial cultures into a few separate groups. It's like saying Germans, Americans, Canadians, British have the same culture and are essentially the same people. These countries I mentioned all have related histories but their own specific cultures have developed differently.

Not to mention technically South-East Asians, Russians as mentioned by another poster should be categorized with Asians too depending on how you look at it. And looking at the thread and the way most posters are talking about it, when they discuss Asian they mean Far East Asians. E.G - Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese, etc.
None of these countries even speak the same language. Though most of Taiwan speaks Mandarin, they also have their own language - Taiwanese Hokkien. The food, cultural beliefs, values and religious beliefs all differ within these countries.
They all have varying views on each Nation and it's people, and they would see themselves as different as night/day.

I'm baffled as to how people would categorize all Asians in the same group and not be able to see the cultural variations and differences between the groups.


Right, but the word people were actually contradicting was "interracial"
Just take England and France. They're next to eachother, but does not share the same food, music, culture, language or general opinion on pretty much anything. Yet I wouldn't say a Frenchman marrying an English girl an interracial marriage.
Race = skin colour.
Western countries all have damn similar cultures, if you compare them to any 3rdworldian country. Asians too have alot in common with each other when you don't specifically focus on the differences which obviously exist too.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
oZe
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden492 Posts
July 03 2011 23:38 GMT
#292
First how great your personality is ain't up to you to decide and you sound pretty egotistical. Second google interracial I doubt asian on asian will even make page 1000. Thirdly if you only care about looks google prostitution.
The worst kinds of organized crime are religion & government.
AngryFarmer
Profile Joined June 2011
United States560 Posts
July 04 2011 01:57 GMT
#293
On July 03 2011 09:35 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2011 03:54 Eps wrote:
Not to derail the conversation or anything.
But as for the discussion on racism and inter-Asian dating. Looking at it from a cultural perspective, there's significant differences between people of different ethnicities.

To bunch up all Asians in one category is essentially putting all racial cultures into a few separate groups. It's like saying Germans, Americans, Canadians, British have the same culture and are essentially the same people. These countries I mentioned all have related histories but their own specific cultures have developed differently.

Not to mention technically South-East Asians, Russians as mentioned by another poster should be categorized with Asians too depending on how you look at it. And looking at the thread and the way most posters are talking about it, when they discuss Asian they mean Far East Asians. E.G - Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese, etc.
None of these countries even speak the same language. Though most of Taiwan speaks Mandarin, they also have their own language - Taiwanese Hokkien. The food, cultural beliefs, values and religious beliefs all differ within these countries.
They all have varying views on each Nation and it's people, and they would see themselves as different as night/day.

I'm baffled as to how people would categorize all Asians in the same group and not be able to see the cultural variations and differences between the groups.


Right, but the word people were actually contradicting was "interracial"
Just take England and France. They're next to eachother, but does not share the same food, music, culture, language or general opinion on pretty much anything. Yet I wouldn't say a Frenchman marrying an English girl an interracial marriage.
Race = skin colour.


Your definition of race is very generalized. Basing on color is flawed at best.
Race = Genetics.
It would be a misconception to base it on skin color. Many Turkish people have tanned skin. Would you call them Asian? People from the province of Xingjiang in China have Slavic looks and slightly whiter skin. Would you call them European? No you wouldn't. Race is based on your genetic roots and how far you've moved from them. Koreans are not Chinese by genetic roots. Japanese are not Chinese by genetic roots. Singaporeans and Malaysians are supposedly Chinese. They may have similar skin colors but they are not the same race.
ZenViper
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-04 12:57:37
July 04 2011 12:49 GMT
#294
You can make your own Kpop girl... all you need to do is go to a plastic surgeon and *POW* K-pop.

Myth - Korean girls all cook and clean... if you are in America then good luck with that.

spoiler: A majority of Koreans do not look a thing like the Koreans in entertainment. Unless they spend their own money instead of their managers dropping dime to get all sorts of plastic surgery done. If you think any woman that does all that will cook and clean for you, you are sadly mistaken.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-04 13:55:11
July 04 2011 13:49 GMT
#295
Im one of the more militant Asian-American guys I know and I will be the first guy to tell some guy to stfu if he thinks all Asians are the same, but I dont consider Korean-Chinese interracial. That would technically be "inter-ethnicity" rather than "interracial" (ethnicities being Chinese, French, German, Argentinian, Spanish, etc., and races being Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic, etc.). I know all the Asians in this thread are flexing their Asian Pride muscles ready to go after people saying it isnt interracial, but the fact is Korean-Chinese actually isnt interracial

Anyway itachisan, it just sounds like you need to be more assertive. If youre letting your parents get you down when you dont live with them at the moment, thats a problem. If youre letting your friends get the girls you want and rationalizing "bros before hoes" (when they sure as hell arent thinking that), thats a problem.

Oh and epic post by ILOVEKITTENS. That should be saved in the archives as a future reference

Edit: also why you only chasin fob girls lol?
JeffVader
Profile Joined February 2011
United States79 Posts
October 23 2011 23:55 GMT
#296
On June 20 2011 19:42 Gamegene wrote:
It's Korean tradition to hate on as many different levels as possible. According to a lot of Korean friends I know every non-Korean is whitetrash/thieves/losers/disgusting/dirty. They'll gossip and talk behind everyone's back and attack any vulnerability they can find. A lot of our humor is teasing/taunting people. We are the most stubborn, emotional, and proud people on the face of the planet. My parents have constantly told me that I am the product of nearly 800 years of proud Korean heritage, and that I have to continue a strong Korean bloodline. That I have to find a girl who can raise a household and bear children and all that crap (it gets 5000x worse for the girls).

They kicked me out of the house when I dated my white friend.

Do you really want to get into that kind of shit because of KPOP?
Just date whoever you want; whether she be White Black Middle-Eastern Mongolian Korean Polish whatever don't worry about stuff like that.



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